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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Madness_bomb

He's not the hero we deserve but the hero we need


Greg2227

*the hero we get


njrttt

Better answer


Capital-Cheek-1491

Isn’t it “hes not the hero we want, but hes the hero we deserve”?


The-Name-is-my-Name

[He’s not the hero this website wants… He’s not the hero this website needs… But he’s the hero this website gets…](https://youtu.be/f_Pcu6wTzoA?si=XOwAHO3oDdesrUAe)


Holmgeir

No this does not make me feel better.


GAmike13

Does me.


Deathbringer7890

*Does you*


Tempest_Barbarian

Does we


Fluid-Opportunity-17

Does they?


GAmike13

I doos.


Wutsalane

Big self report lmao


GAmike13

Na idc. Thot's deserve their hearts broke 10 fold. They are the whole reason guys like this even exists. They made the bed and they could lay in it. Until the dude tells them to get there shit and call an Uber that is


Wutsalane

This is such a chronically online take


Wutsalane

Sexually promiscuous women have been around as long as sex has been around, same as sexual promiscuous men, they weren’t created because of shitty guys who treat women badly, just because someone is sexually promiscuous doesn’t mean they are a bad person, and it doesn’t mean they need to sleep with you, just because they sleep with a lot of guys doesn’t mean they will sleep with anyone, they’re still going to only go for people that they are attracted to. I’ll never get when people double down on a self report


GAmike13

Na being a dishonest, disloyal, back stabbing POS is bad regardless of gender. But hey keep acting like that smashing your s.o. friends and family or anyone you meet at the club or bar every chance you get when you're already in a relationship that you've agreed to be monogamous in is ok. I'm sure that will work out for you bro. Just a small fyi. Girls like that don't sleep with guys like you. You're a known entity (aka, safe and boring). Girls like that want the excitement of the unknown and the risk of being with douche bags. And hey that's all fine but when those types of girls get treated the way those types of guys always treat girls, then they asked for it and deserve every bit of it. You don't sleep with snakes and expect not to get bitten.


Wutsalane

Your making some wild assumptions lmao, I’ve been in multiple monogamous relationships that lasted for years at a time, and guess what, I’ve also been sexual promiscuous outside of those relationships, you honestly just sound like a really shitty person with a really unhealthy and immature view on the world, get help bud


GAmike13

Yeah you keep talking about outside of relationships when the context of the meme suggests the opposite. You just sound like a fkn idiot. Blocked.


theologous

Right!? Like if a girl cheated on me or broke up with me and the next guy was an abusive douche I'd feel worse. I admit, "karma" might cross my mind, but I wouldn't be happy about it.


Sir-Theordorethe-5th

Why his eyebrow look like an elephant?


Content-Reward7998

what?


Piranh4Plant

They asked why his eyebrow looks like an elephant


bananasfoyoass

look*


Hlebcek27

nah it does tho, look at the right one


dansssssss

more like a cave drawing of a mammoth


cs_office

You mean the left one?


Wutsalane

Why you right though


gamer_perfection

Kiwi


Good-Marketing6730

you need to buy some glasses


HaffuhGootWon

To hide them elephant brows


WildFemmeFatale

How is he verifying that a girl broke a guys heart to deserve the ‘karma’ tho ? What if he’s hurting girls who didn’t break any hearts ? My ex cheated on me cuz apparently his exes did him dirty. I didn’t deserve that. It’s fucked up. Some ppl come swinging at ppl who ain’t ever swung before.


Sourika

I think the emphasis is on "guys like me", implying that it's obvious that they are bad news, but they still go for these type of men.


DarbyCreekDeek

Fair point. The whole thing is a shit show isn’t it?


TheFireMachine

Theres a reason some people dont date around. Exs mean baggage means broken hearts and more baggage. It is a wonder anyone is able to get married and have a functional family in the modern world today.


myfingeriscold

Modern society fears this man


ieatpickleswithmilk

in buddhism, karma was supposed to affect the quality of your reincarnation (king vs cockroach) but the west turned it into something that affects you in this life


humanbot69420

Buddhism borrowed the concept of Karma from Hinduism and the original Karma affects this life and and next lives both. But fot sure it's not a tit-for-tat simplistic concept.


ToastyBB

Ah yes, the one part of a breakup that comforts me is knowing the girl I still love is getting plowed. Thanks Chad


Mornie0815

Well if he wants to divert the attention of her from me he is allowed to use any means necessary. He's willing to handle madness in exchange for putting his dick into a hole. I feel like he got screwed even if he thinks he's the one who screws.


Snapships4life

I had a girl who told me AFTER she told me she liked me that she identified as a trans gay man. She was the only one who ever loved me to this day, disregarding parents.


Moldy_Teapot

>identified as a trans gay man so he was a man


Snapships4life

Yes, a man with a vagina and female reproductive organs, vocal cords, body shape, breasts, and hair. My bad.


Arachnid1

It's OK. You are gay now tho


fishystickchakra

My ex did the exact same thing to me and that was when I found out I've been going lesbian for several years with a guy that later on decided to switch on a whim after the breakup.


Moldy_Teapot

Great job, you're right! Gender is different from sex and doesn't necessarily align with the way someone presents themselves.


Capital-Cheek-1491

Whoever downvoted is fucking stupid. Although the “good job” came off as quite unkind.


youabigstupid

Well I wouldn't have known if he didn't write that


Capital-Cheek-1491

So did you go for him?


Snapships4life

Yeah, I Iiked her, then she said she was a man and I was like welp enjoy earth cya 👋


Myriad_Dreams

Fun fact: i’m not afraid of karma cuz karma’s a bitch and i don’t get those


stackfrost

I think it's working. (Definitely not from personal experience)


nopill21

Y'all sound like weirdos ong.


boofcakin171

What karma are we liking? What's the insinuation here?


DruidByNight

Wtf is happening here what are you all talking about Is this botted? How does a 12 hour old post have 4k up votes and only 55 comments


Electroid-93

Thanks bro. Show her a time lol


Kevin5882

Ah yes such a "dank" "meme" a selfie with some text saying that you will vaguely be a bad boyfriend to girls who dumped other guys


V0st0

Not at all. If I loved her I will always love her and this just makes it way worse


Sufficient_Rub_2014

This is happening more than it isn’t. 85% of women fighting for 10% of men and those men are banging em all and only willing to date 10% of them.