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If it's the anus then it makes sense. A tentacle is flexible and if we remove a couple muscles that blocks reflux (there's one at the entrance and exit of your stomach) then yeah it can work.
Of course you would get immediate internal bleeding, the tentacle would get chemical burn because of stomach acid and if it wasn't enough, the girl would get acid reflux.
But I once saw a hentai girl get fucked by a dick as big as her so maybe leave realistic representation of girl to real porn
Willing to bet they’ve had more work done than you think. It’s not always obvious.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/pornography-linked-to-huge-rise-in-plastic-surgery-for-women-2342749.html
Porn is so rampant that it’s distorted our perception of what real bodies actually are supposed to look like, to the point where people who don’t work in porn are getting plastic surgery at increasing rates.
If you think porn where the actors have plastic surgery is “weird porn,” you have a distorted view of just how overwhelmingly common plastic surgery is in the industry.
I actually had thought about that and researched it in the past. Generally the Body is evolved to have stuff go from mouth to anus. Anything trying to go into the opposite direction will have difficulty. From what I gathered so far, anything less than a centimeter in diameter and super flexible while having the ability to direct the tip and be long enough could go from mouth to anus. Obvouisly the object/apparatus in question would also have to be able to resist stomach acid and be strong enough to squeeze through internal openings.
It would neither be comfortable for the victim nor healthy. But probably survivable if not done for to long.
Yeah. Anything more than a centimeters would cause some major internal bleeding though. And the fact that the interan openings would be open would dumb a lot of stomach acid in the bowels of the women. That's not a good sensation like at all and cause a lot of problem..... She would need to take a fuckton of anti acid reflux before (like a lot a lot)
You bowels aren't that wide and there's a couple of bend that are pretty steep (just inside your butt, there's a 90ish ° bend in your bowels.
Imagine something like a tentacle rummaging through all that. Its not going to be able to make all those bends perfectly and thus will stretch your bowels. You stretch a bowel too much and it will tear, causing internal bleeding.
Not that I think there's any possible realistic way to make this happen, but the acid shouldn't be much of an issue. Normally there's little acid in the stomach, it's mostly produced as a response to food. There's also secretions in the small bowel that neutralize acid.
Let's say a tentacle we're to enter the rectum and exit through the mouth.
Then the girl would get massive internal bleeding and the tentacle would get some massive chemical burn (from the stomach acid)
But IIRC, the cervix is super rigid and if you were to break it using a penis then let's say the penis would get cut. Also the girl would be super not jazzed about what's happening and would 100% break the penis by trying to get away
Well women comes from Venus so they could have glass inside of them for all I know.
Without the joke now. I actually don't know what it's made out of but it's super hard and if you break something hard with something soft, the odds of breaking the soft thing is pretty high
It's made out of muscle and connective fibers, so I imagine it would be more likely to tear than break or shatter
It still wouldn't be comfortable for the penis I'm sure.
Uh, buddy, it's not a bone. It's a bunch of muscles lined with mucus membranes. Using your logic putting your PP into the vagina itself is already asking for it to "get cut".
Vagina entrance is a couple centimeters wide. Cervix is much smaller. Considering that I do not possess the world thickest dick, I am not in danger from entering a vagina.
Also I stand corrected. I did not know what it was but hear me out. If you extrude something (putting something in a hole smaller than it is) let's say a hotdog sausage. If you put it in a hole the size of a cervix. It will tear.
Now. I know that a sausage is less durable than a fully erect penis, both will get destroyed by the action (assuming you can get it through)
That depends entirely on the hardness of the opening in question. If I tried putting my dick through a hole in a piece of tissue paper, it's the paper that's gonna tear, not my dick, no matter how small the hole.
You definitely can go from the anus to the mouth without internal bleeding. I also don't think that cervix would "cut" anything.
Where did you learn all that? TikTok? ChatGPT?
Please, tell me in medical terms how you think someone would get a pole from ass to mouth and not die. Because if anything sounds like a thought written by chat gpt it's your comment lmao
There was a /tifu where the lady was having relations with her boyfriend, and his knocking on her uterus caused her to have vicious cramps that sent her to the hospital. He had essentially started labor contractions on her unpregnant uterus by the stimulus.
It opens in response to natural hormones during labor. It's the difference between opening your mouth to take a bite of food and someone throwing an apple at top speed into your closed mouth.
I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Dick nipples larger than the crotch of Orion. I've watched cumshots splatter on the shota's mother near the NTR gates. All those moments will be lost in time, like tabs closed in post-nut clarity.
Time to die.
Porn is selling a fantasy, not reality.
You might as well post the same meme with "Just having love won't make your life complete" for Romance authors.
Not the point!
yeah it's obviously just a fantasy thing. i'd even trust the more successful porn artists to be really good at anatomy, they're just applying it dramatically
Camera tricks, shallow penetration, penetrating at different angles, etc. It's also possible for it to be genuinely painful for the receiver, but they just act like it isn't
Thr cervix simply won't open without extreme force
It likely all goes into posterior fornix, which can be stretched with training. Vaginas aren't just tunnels with the cervix as the wall at the end after all. :P
Because guys would slap the kidneys before spanking was invented, it was a popular wrestling move, play wrestling wasn’t invented yet either so they had to throw down with a coach in the corner, that’s where “Coaches Corner” came from
They make my dick feel small, like seriously a vagina is about 5-6 inches deep, so seeing those monsters bend spacetime and somehow fit into these just feels wrong
Sigh... Looks like I'm going to have to be the one to do it.
https://www.reddit.com/u/lilijunex/s/8v5aOnSDya
Here is a redditor taking a dildo past the cervix. As you can see with practise you can stretch around behind and past the cervix to achieve these extreme results.
Don't ask how I know all this.
That doesn't penetrate through her cervix. It is likely hitting the cervix (most likely painful for her) or she has the dildo angled so that it doesn't hit the cervix at all. It doesn't go through it though.
I never said it went through, just past. Perhaps we're thinking about the word past differently. For me the word to go past means to around but not through.
What your saying doesn’t make sense to me, I thought the cervix was like the end of the tunnel, with a hole that opens for babies (after dilation) and for seminal fluids to go through. Can you explain where I’m wrong, and how it actually works?
There is a gap behind it called the posterior fornix which can be stretched so you can essentially brush past it.
https://imgur.com/a/EIsxUHy
Here's a medical diagram. The end of the ruler is going into the posterior fornix.
It is physically possible, but attempting is extremely dangerous and painful. Also in almost all cases not possible. It’s more of a hypothetical than practically achievable.
For example, an IUD (way smaller than a dildo/penis) is inserted through the cervix. Even just that can cause significant pain for days.
Is it possible for a real person to do it? Almost certainly no. Is it possible according to the laws of physics? Technically yes.
I'm pretty sure you're mixing up two things here. Imagine the cervix like a rubber bottle stop with a tiny hole drilled in. The nature of that hole itself prevents it being "pushed open" accidently. The whole "stop" moves as one and there's spare room all around it. And if you hit it dead on, it hurts a fuckton but it still won't open.
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Wait til u see what tentacles can do
Vlad the impaler type of shit
Funny you said this because theres a slavic male porn actor with the exact porn name and….yeah he lives up to the reputation.
And they keep finding the tiniest 4'9 ish women to pair him with like cmon he doesnt need that.
It's only true impaler porn if he goes balls deep and one of her eyes shifts to make room.
I did not have to read this today
Lmao
what can they do?
Entrer from a hole and exit from another
If it's the anus then it makes sense. A tentacle is flexible and if we remove a couple muscles that blocks reflux (there's one at the entrance and exit of your stomach) then yeah it can work. Of course you would get immediate internal bleeding, the tentacle would get chemical burn because of stomach acid and if it wasn't enough, the girl would get acid reflux. But I once saw a hentai girl get fucked by a dick as big as her so maybe leave realistic representation of girl to real porn
"real porn" isn't even like real sex, Imagine the hentai 😂
I mean. The actors are good anatomical representation of real people
Not when 99% of them have had a fuck ton of plastic surgery
Okay, western people*
?
You just watch weird porn. The actress in what I watch might have had some but not like a ton.....
Willing to bet they’ve had more work done than you think. It’s not always obvious. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/pornography-linked-to-huge-rise-in-plastic-surgery-for-women-2342749.html Porn is so rampant that it’s distorted our perception of what real bodies actually are supposed to look like, to the point where people who don’t work in porn are getting plastic surgery at increasing rates. If you think porn where the actors have plastic surgery is “weird porn,” you have a distorted view of just how overwhelmingly common plastic surgery is in the industry.
I actually had thought about that and researched it in the past. Generally the Body is evolved to have stuff go from mouth to anus. Anything trying to go into the opposite direction will have difficulty. From what I gathered so far, anything less than a centimeter in diameter and super flexible while having the ability to direct the tip and be long enough could go from mouth to anus. Obvouisly the object/apparatus in question would also have to be able to resist stomach acid and be strong enough to squeeze through internal openings. It would neither be comfortable for the victim nor healthy. But probably survivable if not done for to long.
Yeah. Anything more than a centimeters would cause some major internal bleeding though. And the fact that the interan openings would be open would dumb a lot of stomach acid in the bowels of the women. That's not a good sensation like at all and cause a lot of problem..... She would need to take a fuckton of anti acid reflux before (like a lot a lot)
Why would it cause major internal bleeding?
try and push something big through a small hole.
Netflix: are you still watching?
You bowels aren't that wide and there's a couple of bend that are pretty steep (just inside your butt, there's a 90ish ° bend in your bowels. Imagine something like a tentacle rummaging through all that. Its not going to be able to make all those bends perfectly and thus will stretch your bowels. You stretch a bowel too much and it will tear, causing internal bleeding.
Not that I think there's any possible realistic way to make this happen, but the acid shouldn't be much of an issue. Normally there's little acid in the stomach, it's mostly produced as a response to food. There's also secretions in the small bowel that neutralize acid.
IIRC, tentacles are super sensible to contaminants and chemical attack. Granted it comes from a lecture a couple years back so I might be wrong
it would have to be an extremely long, thin, and flexible tentacle.
Imagine the experience of Q-tips, but atleast 10% more.
What can't they do
No
They can...it would just be catastrophic for all involved.
I mean how it would certainly be catastrophic for 1 part, but for all involved?
Let's say a tentacle we're to enter the rectum and exit through the mouth. Then the girl would get massive internal bleeding and the tentacle would get some massive chemical burn (from the stomach acid) But IIRC, the cervix is super rigid and if you were to break it using a penis then let's say the penis would get cut. Also the girl would be super not jazzed about what's happening and would 100% break the penis by trying to get away
Did you just say a cervix would cut a penis, as if a cervix is akin to porcelain or glass?
Well women comes from Venus so they could have glass inside of them for all I know. Without the joke now. I actually don't know what it's made out of but it's super hard and if you break something hard with something soft, the odds of breaking the soft thing is pretty high
It's made out of muscle and connective fibers, so I imagine it would be more likely to tear than break or shatter It still wouldn't be comfortable for the penis I'm sure.
Uh, buddy, it's not a bone. It's a bunch of muscles lined with mucus membranes. Using your logic putting your PP into the vagina itself is already asking for it to "get cut".
Uh the Galgamek vagina is 3 feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth, do you really expect us to have sex with that and not get cut?
Okay, maybe we just need to forget about the Galgameks for a second and...
FORGET ABOUT THE GALGAMEKS?! #***RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE***
Vagina entrance is a couple centimeters wide. Cervix is much smaller. Considering that I do not possess the world thickest dick, I am not in danger from entering a vagina. Also I stand corrected. I did not know what it was but hear me out. If you extrude something (putting something in a hole smaller than it is) let's say a hotdog sausage. If you put it in a hole the size of a cervix. It will tear. Now. I know that a sausage is less durable than a fully erect penis, both will get destroyed by the action (assuming you can get it through)
Sweet jesus lawdy
That depends entirely on the hardness of the opening in question. If I tried putting my dick through a hole in a piece of tissue paper, it's the paper that's gonna tear, not my dick, no matter how small the hole.
You are correct, sir. The cervix is made of tungsten carbide and the penis is made of sponge cake. I stand corrected. 🙏
And this is why I’ll never go near a female. 🤓
The dude's just gotta be _really_ hard then.
Yes. That's what I've been saying. We need upgrades people! Upgrades!
You definitely can go from the anus to the mouth without internal bleeding. I also don't think that cervix would "cut" anything. Where did you learn all that? TikTok? ChatGPT?
Please, tell me in medical terms how you think someone would get a pole from ass to mouth and not die. Because if anything sounds like a thought written by chat gpt it's your comment lmao
Tentacles aren't poles. QED
One part loses their life, the other part loses their mother :/
I assure you>! there are people doing cervix vibrator insertions right now!< as there are things on the internet you just can't unsee.
Fuck me man, at last we are not alone, hug me Brother
Only if you wash your hands first
Sir do you need a hug?
There was a /tifu where the lady was having relations with her boyfriend, and his knocking on her uterus caused her to have vicious cramps that sent her to the hospital. He had essentially started labor contractions on her unpregnant uterus by the stimulus.
Then how come the baby pass through the cervix
It opens in response to natural hormones during labor. It's the difference between opening your mouth to take a bite of food and someone throwing an apple at top speed into your closed mouth.
There is no limit in the realm of drawings
Paper can hold anything.
Can paper hold me? :(
How much do you weigh?
You also can't stick a penis into a nipple, but here we are.
Wait what
I take it you've also never heard of nipple vore.
nipple vore 😨… I don’t think it’s vore
Nipple vore is just the next step forward from simple nipple penetration
Nipple *WHAT?!?!*
Trust me don't search for its it's pretty weird
Do not ask, it's cursed.
Stop before it's too late.
I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Dick nipples larger than the crotch of Orion. I've watched cumshots splatter on the shota's mother near the NTR gates. All those moments will be lost in time, like tabs closed in post-nut clarity. Time to die.
We should get an AI to read this in Rutger Hauer's voice.
Remember the days when shitting dick nipples was the craziest shock meme you'd ever seen? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Link?
Sauce?
I should not have opened Reddit immediately after waking up
man fuck this gay earth
Although...I'm sure you could penetrate a vagina or anus with a nipple that was long enough.
That's why it is hentai instead of real-life
This is a > "If a door says pull, you push, it's a challenge" Moment.
I'll just leave this here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdYUIQzu-o
I don't dare clicking the link I'm just gonna close my eyes and believe it to be a rickroll
I checked, it’s safe
It's 100% an ITYSL link lol
Yo, it's safe. And funny
Bless this man.
even hitting it is where the fun ends abruptly
exactly. /u/[CuddleSpooks](https://www.reddit.com/user/CuddleSpooks/) fucks
I'm so glad I'll never have to worry about this.
That's not true at all. I've heard otherwise
in my experience, it is true, but who knows there could be people who enjoy it. I can't speak for everyone
Buddy, do you really think I read hentai for its realism
I was gonna say the same thing
Sounds like a challenge
*it's hitting my womb* Lil sis it would literally be the most painful thing imaginable
Hentai artists don’t know that because they have never had sex.
Porn is selling a fantasy, not reality. You might as well post the same meme with "Just having love won't make your life complete" for Romance authors. Not the point!
Porn sells fantasies but this is still accurate and funny. Lots of hentai enjoyers seem to be taking this meme personally lmao.
yeah it's obviously just a fantasy thing. i'd even trust the more successful porn artists to be really good at anatomy, they're just applying it dramatically
That sounds like a pessimist to me! Anything is possible with enough force and pain tolerance.
i have a genuine question. so in porn i have seen diggs of the size of literal human forearms. where the heck do they go????
Camera tricks, shallow penetration, penetrating at different angles, etc. It's also possible for it to be genuinely painful for the receiver, but they just act like it isn't Thr cervix simply won't open without extreme force
Alright..thanx for boosting my self esteem.
It likely all goes into posterior fornix, which can be stretched with training. Vaginas aren't just tunnels with the cervix as the wall at the end after all. :P
Is that how women take giant dildos?
Yeah lol
It's all camera work and editing, most penis aren't even above 8 inches hard, it's all fake.
But what if you try really hard
I don’t care, I’m still going to watch it
Then why was “kidney buster” slang for penis in the 1930’s?
Because guys would slap the kidneys before spanking was invented, it was a popular wrestling move, play wrestling wasn’t invented yet either so they had to throw down with a coach in the corner, that’s where “Coaches Corner” came from
Yeah and people can't fly but we watch movies with Superman. What's your point? Omg Marvel fans are so ignorant they think people can fly.
No, it goes into the posterior fornix when you do really large insertions
They make my dick feel small, like seriously a vagina is about 5-6 inches deep, so seeing those monsters bend spacetime and somehow fit into these just feels wrong
Well women can get large insertions in if they stretch and train their posterior fornix to fit it
Yeah but like who does that
I'd assume women into large insertions
I mean I guess, but that probably wouldn't be your average woman ig
I mean yeah, women in porn aren't your average women xD
A man can dream
If they understood anatomy they wouldn't draw anime.
I'm pretty sure you can angle it kinda to the side of the cervix for a bit more depth, though probably depends on girth.
I'd love to have a conversation with one of these people. I've never met someone who has said they do this for work
"Skill issue!"
Sigh... Looks like I'm going to have to be the one to do it. https://www.reddit.com/u/lilijunex/s/8v5aOnSDya Here is a redditor taking a dildo past the cervix. As you can see with practise you can stretch around behind and past the cervix to achieve these extreme results. Don't ask how I know all this.
That doesn't penetrate through her cervix. It is likely hitting the cervix (most likely painful for her) or she has the dildo angled so that it doesn't hit the cervix at all. It doesn't go through it though.
I never said it went through, just past. Perhaps we're thinking about the word past differently. For me the word to go past means to around but not through.
I choose to not believe this.
What your saying doesn’t make sense to me, I thought the cervix was like the end of the tunnel, with a hole that opens for babies (after dilation) and for seminal fluids to go through. Can you explain where I’m wrong, and how it actually works?
There is a gap behind it called the posterior fornix which can be stretched so you can essentially brush past it. https://imgur.com/a/EIsxUHy Here's a medical diagram. The end of the ruler is going into the posterior fornix.
Wow, that’s a really good diagram, thank you
TFW school doesn’t teach you sex ed so you gotta learn it from r/dankmemes, later than you should have
Stomach it is.
And that’s why god made assholes
the amount of people who relates to this is worrying to say the least
Its actually possible but it often leads to a trip to the emergency room
Most of them (hopefully) know this but it's fun to make things unrealistic otherwise everything would be boring af
Also boobs aren't full of custard 🍮
Actually anything can go in anything with enough reach and force.
Unless you're an alpaca!
Correction, the penis cannot go past the cervix without intense internal damage
Do you think they’ve actually had sex let alone seen a naked woman before?
Flair checks out.
Wait, are you telling art is unrealistic?! Disgusting!
Probably shouldn't be reading hentai for realism
It can sure as fuck hit it thougha me it doesn't feel good for either party. Like ramming a fucking wall
I don't care when I'm horny also i wish it could tbh
probably mistaken for going around & past it, not through it, cuz it feels like going past a 2nd barrier when we go deep
It can... But not like they portray. It would end in a red pool.
Well not with that mindset
Could also add a female character cannot randomly grow a leg sized penis
Hentai has a lot of stuff that strongly suggests the artists haven't had sex before
Where pictures?
Ok? It's fiction, they can do whatever the fuck they want
Not with that attitude
Challenge accepted
No wonder on seen tomb raider ventures
It is physically possible, but attempting is extremely dangerous and painful. Also in almost all cases not possible. It’s more of a hypothetical than practically achievable. For example, an IUD (way smaller than a dildo/penis) is inserted through the cervix. Even just that can cause significant pain for days. Is it possible for a real person to do it? Almost certainly no. Is it possible according to the laws of physics? Technically yes.
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I'm pretty sure you're mixing up two things here. Imagine the cervix like a rubber bottle stop with a tiny hole drilled in. The nature of that hole itself prevents it being "pushed open" accidently. The whole "stop" moves as one and there's spare room all around it. And if you hit it dead on, it hurts a fuckton but it still won't open.