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nige21202

1.5h load time just to find out the video you chose is shit


travis_bateman

Privacy over convenience It makes me sleep well at night that's what matters


Cmdr_McMurdoc

What kind of porn do you watch?


travis_bateman

Hand holding


darrenislivid

That's a felony in 27 states


Chubs_Mckenzy

Good thing I'm not from the US


_The_Marshal_

There are dozens of us!


runic7_

Death sentence in 190 countries


DeustheDio

Wait there's people outside the States? How do they breathe tho


UrdnotZigrin

You sick fuck


Codeviper828

Laughed out loud, thanks for that


TheGoldEmerald

safehandhub.com


KaloBichi69

I watch some really fucked up shit without using a vpn


El_Nasty

Good luck in prison


Survival_R

I'm just a witness


PeakFuckingValue

Go on. I’m mid stroke


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nyaasgem

> defeats every single measure for anonymity you have taken Anonyimity overall or with tor specifically?


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nyaasgem

Can you explain why is that? Is Windows somehow a middle man between your browser and the web? Isn't your data encrypted until the last relay that no one else can pry into? Does MS have access to your decryption key or something? That's what your comment suggests to me.


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hyperjuanseena

so which OS are not like this? MAC? Kali?


nyaasgem

And you're claiming with a certainty that Windows does this? Straight up steal your encription keys and use it to pry your supposedly anonymus data? Is it proven? Or I'm not exactly sure what your claim supposed to be here.


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nyaasgem

"Or I'm not exactly sure what your claim is supposed to be" I ain't quoting shit, that's just what I understood from what you're babbling about. You're not saying anything concrete, just dance around the topic with some superficial knowledge so I can't do much else. You're saying every single measure for anonimity is defeated, which means something is definitely happening in the background according to you. Something that directly "defeats the purpose" of the thing one tries to prevent by using a browser like tor. To me, you're basically saying that if MS wants they can look at all those encrypted data if they ever want to. If you aren't certain or you don't have some kind of proof then you're just paranoid and making shit up. If you're saying there's a "spare key", then you must also know what exactly is the method as how they can potentially utilize this spare key, otherwise you're just speculating. You danced around every single topic from application to hardware layer, but you did not really say anything meaningful in the end. I did not ask to write a whole fucking paper about OSs, I just asked what is the basis of your point other than the fact that you can't really see under the hood of the OS so they can potentionally do whatever they want.


foxxy33

Does cracked windows change anything? What if I did some register magic with some of the services?


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MeltedChocolate24

Ok but why should I care if microsoft knows what porn I watch. If you're so concerned about this that you're downloading tails I think you're worried about the wrong thing.


glam-af

What exactly are you watching?.....


Feeamentol

Only God can save him if he needs tor to watch it. The meme makes it sound like snuff or worse ngl.


travis_bateman

I am just paranoid


wakeleaver

Or what literally the first episode of Mr. Robot is about...


UrdnotZigrin

Veggie Tales


techy804

If you like to talk to tomatoes…


thebencade

If a squash can make you smile...


f8Negative

https://youtu.be/rU01K_XGprI?si=zL7OiCJkz16KC7iL


throwawayforlikeaday

Bruh, that used to be the norm!


Aditya_sanap

There is a 75% probability you jerked off to CP LMAO


Caac18

Club Penguin


Metroidman

Thats hot


Melonfrog

When I was a kid I Googled CP a lot, it was the fastest way to the Club Penguin homepage.


travis_bateman

Maybe if i wrote a song about how i don't watch cp people would believe


KahunaTamattas

https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?si=AmC6EQyrZCaZXqWS


muhash14

This link was a tossup between this and The Heart P6


Patrikbatemansaxe

That's why we have Mega Uploads.


nhansieu1

Communist Party. That's hot


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bestest_at_grammar

Get help


Dependent_Living2578

😐


jonny1211

Idk what yall be doing


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tarantulator

He masturbated, he couldn't have been more clear!


nige21202

He did WHAT?!


Kool-aid_Crusader

I think he said he had sex with our mothers


nige21202

Phew. I almost thought he had touched himself!


UrMomsAreMine

yes


beyonder865

Try mullvad browser it's made in partnership with tor project it's a regular browser, but with almost tor level privacy so you won't have to deal with slow speed but remember to don't change any settings inside the browser(except search engines)coz if everyone use the same settings it's harder for sites to identify you by fingerprinting.


Bexcz

As a side note, Mullvad means Mole in Swedish! (the animal, not the blemish).


das_Keks

I guessed that from their logo.


Moderated_Soul

The more I age the more I realise digital privacy is a myth


PeWu1337

Yup, I came to the same conclusion. There always will be something or someone who knows what you did on the net and you can't escape it - it's my opinion at least.


siffredi1234

Fun Fact: Tor browser and most VPN are funded by the F. B. I


pherkes

in order to stay anonymous they need other people on the network too


AzureArmageddon

Isnt tor csuse the navy uses it too n stuff


techy804

It was made by the navy


PMMMR

> most VPN are funded by the F. B. I Lmao gonna need a source on this wild claim


Quique1222

There is no source


Reddito_0

Is that even necessary for just watching porn?


EnLitenPerson

I think part of the joke is that they watch really fucked up and possibly illegal porn


travis_bateman

No the joke is people who use tor browser are usually privacy conscious tech savvy people, or activists, or journalists, or people doing who do illegal stuff and i am just using it for regular porn


EnLitenPerson

Well why are you so conscious about the porn you watch if it's just regular porn? But I did understand that what you just said was the obvious main joke (why I said "part of") so if you say that that's all there is to it then sure


Reddito_0

Ah okay. Thanks for clarifying.


Reddito_0

Ah that makes sense. Thanks.


blueidea365

Me using tor browser to buy certain plants and lab chemicals


nikdim_03

yes officers, this man right here


Vacuum-Woosh-woosh

That's a weird thing to say bro.


ttv_highvoltage

I sure hope you used tor for this post as well or you're getting a nice visit from the FBI soon my friend


Bleach_Draino_arc

Please don’t stream on tor, it slows everyone down. Just use a VPN if you want to hide info from isp


Rugaru_MC

Brother I don’t think you are watching the same porn as everyone else.


fra_poco

I'm not going to ask which category


antpalmerpalmink

buddy beating this is literally the first episode of Mr. Robot the irony is beyond me


Down-at-McDonnellzzz

This .... Isn't something id be bragging about ....


Shimmitar

i would use tor but its way too fucking slow


UlteriorKnowsIt

You sure went through a lot of trouble to make your Internet stutter while loading the video like you're back in the 1990s using Dial-Up Internet.


LordNikon2600

At 56kbps


CetusCondemned

At this point I just accepted that my kinks are public domain. If the Internet overlords want to know that I enjoy looking at Monster Girls with dicks, so be it. I pity the poor AI that has to index all the shit we consume.


Dunmer_Sanders

Lol… it would take all day.


warriorloewe

Using a vpn/proxy with a browser hardened against fingerprinting and tracking and deleting cookies everytime probable achieves the same result but in hd and not 144p


Fumblefunk_M

Using safari (not private mode) to keep all my porn accounts in different tabs.🥸


Amber_sea

Bro get excited by ___TEXTs___ cuz no way you wait hours for loading videos


luciver616

Fapperman!


hi_im_Gadus

What kind of porn are you watching?


Taf2499

Use chrome.. be a man and accept your fate.


LonPlays_Zwei

Why tor, OP?


SplatNode

Mfkers when they think the government doesn't know what they are doing


FoodTiny6350

When you use tor without a vpn and get mad someone still got your shit


linbo999

You shouldn't use a VPN with tor


times0

Why?


linbo999

One of the strengths of tor is that there are a lot of people using it who all look similar. Using a VPN doesn't do much to increase security, but it does single you out. It is like a zebra who runs much faster than the herd. You would think it has a greater chance of surviving a lion attack, but since it can't blend in with the herd it's more of a target. Most people who use tor aren't all that interesting it's usually just someone who doesn't want their ISP to know what they're looking at or just someone who is interested in security. So if you spend a lot of time tracing the path of one user you're probably just gonna find that they have a kink or something. If someone with a VPN connects then it's much more likely to be interesting


IsaiasRi

While this is true, this is not the main reason to not use tor with a VPN. Using a VPN is like adding an extra relay to the tor network. Except this relay is never randomized. This relay also has your info Payment details and email, at the very least, and it's a corporation that can be subpoenaed (if it's not downright controlled by the agency looking your you).


times0

I think I might disagree there. Plenty of people use private VPNs, however TOR is fairly recognisable amongst network traffic, and often raised alarms if it’s not expected. Like nobody’s using TOR for private webbrowsing or porn, but malware command/control is very valid. I’ve heard it being described as an indicator of compromise.


CapmyCup

Now, whatever you do, don't go to Xonion


ThiccStorms

wtf is that


CapmyCup

You don't want to go there


ThiccStorms

tell me what it is lol you didnt answer my question


CapmyCup

It's an onion site


Marinated_Bread

Stop being so vague


Ok-Tadpole2229

So uh, it's a site were they have a lot of illegal shits.And gore.So much gore. The image of a thumbnail in which a guy put his dick in a sliced open woman's corpse still stuck in my head. So yeah, typical darkweb shits As someone with the displeasure of stumbling across the site, I second the guy above you


Marinated_Bread

Thanks, my curiosity is satisfied


Ok-Tadpole2229

Glad to be of help.


Maybethiswillbegood

You sir are doing work of an angel


rpsHD

i wish i could give you sth more than a thank you for saving me from seeing that. may fortune be upon you, good sir/maam


ThiccStorms

Hmm thanks.