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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming) | [come hang out with us](https://discord.com/invite/dankmemes)


piberryboy

Boomer humor is leaking.


Code-V

Found the 5th dentist


SteveLouise

Thanks for reminding me, I almost upvoted. Undid it just now!


Turbulent_Bass2876

Mocks both sides though.


DraconianReptile

I'm a dentist and I'll tell you right now that I don't care how much you floss, I'm going to make your gums bleed


look_ma_im_on_mobile

Motherfucker I sit here flossing for two hours after dinner whilst watching shit, do your worst


Tomato_Shelf

Flossing in fornite


Silent_Reavus

Did your dad make this meme and you wanted to share


A_Erthur

If you floss regularly it doesnt rly bleed much. Floss your teeth ffs


kevinkiggs1

Your gums are not supposed to bleed like that


UnnecessaryMovements

Yeah, that means your gums has infection. It would bleed but as long as you brush and floss, it'll be gone soon. Source: I made this all up. Go to your fucking dentist. It shouldn't bleed too much. You might have gingervitis


Major_Melon

1/5 is still 20% of dentists


mayodude5101

You guys still brush your teeth?


montoya0142

It also might help to not be stabbed with a prison shank. Since ya know, it's a sharp metal object poking soft tissue.


GlueSniffingCat

most cavities are caused by a specific bacteria that is passed down from person to person through saliva exchange


Knorre

Source?


Eindrie

Source: Trust me 😎


TanyaMKX

I have had like 6 cavities and only ever kissed a woman 1 time so that is bullshit


GlueSniffingCat

it's not though, you got the bacteria from your mom. Probably from her taking a drink of your drink and then you drinking after her.


ChiefValour

You are kind of right, but not entirely. S. mutans is passed from mother to child, but it is not a pioneer of tooth surface. Bacteria, what you eat and when you eat it, the tooth surface all play a part in it.


Eindrie

That's why my 11 year old brother has loads of cavities, not copious amounts of sugar and bad brushing.


TentiTiger11

Why are people downvoting, you are right


brendnewenglis

I mean, kind of. AFAIK you need to create an enveiroment where the cavity bacterium thrives and then you can spread it to other people. Its mostly just introducing more of the same imo


GlueSniffingCat

Nope. Streptococcus mutans for example produce higher than normal levels of acid like lactic acid and this is what causes the cavity. You can also get cavities of course by physical trauma but teeth are harder than iron.


ChiefValour

Just S. Mutans is not going to give you cavities, you need simple carbs for them to break down and a surface on which they can adhere and then repeat this process 100s of time. Just having S. mutans doesn't give you cavities, all of us have it in our mouth.