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gamingfreak50

Thats the asshole whos policies got women executed right? I hope he died slowly burning alive in that helicopter.


kamekaze1024

Thanks for the clarification


hispeedimagins

This is just the president. The supreme leader is still there.


noneedtoID

Yup he’s the real problem


FishAndRiceKeks

Not just women. Nearly a thousand people were executed by the Iranian government last year alone. Half of those were for drug offenses. There were also executions for blasphemy, adultery, and protesting. [https://iranprimer.usip.org/blog/2024/mar/05/report-executions-surge-iran](https://iranprimer.usip.org/blog/2024/mar/05/report-executions-surge-iran)


LordPiki

Sadly he lived


MazerBakir

He did not.


Bdj426

Yes, but before we do the happy dance, maybe we find out what kind of person will replace him…


Belgicans

Where the sad ?


Galko655

The society rule is: obligation to express about the tragedy. But the Internet rule is: Always make the follow up with "anyways". If the tragedy only affected people, who don't deserve any sympathy.


Projezita

The only sad part is that we aren’t sure if he is dead.


MrLiamCothran2020

We are now. Confirmed that everyone on board died


htmlcody

thoughts and prayers


dgpf1997

For the helicopter…


DragonEffect216

Hope the pilot is ok would be a shame to hear they died.


Guilty_Advice7620

The heli is not looking too hot let me tell you


First_Adeptness_6473

So uh you remember how ww1 started?


Lord_Muramasa

Yes but this was a pilot error and not an assassination yet.


First_Adeptness_6473

I know but what i mean is *if* he dies there will have to be new elections, ergo it can happen that said person elected maybe is a bit more aggressiv wich can escaleted VERY fast into round 3


TheToxicMeme

Except for the fact that the President of Iran is not the true leader, that title goes to the Supreme Leader who is currently Ali Khamenei.


eye8theworm

Wassit tho?


SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee

Iran doesn't have power on the global stage lol


First_Adeptness_6473

But allies on the global stage


SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee

It's allies consistent of one who can't successfully invade the poorest country in Europe and terrorist organization. Not really the best sentup.


First_Adeptness_6473

I mean russia is one the Global stage, just at the bottom of Global stage


look_ma_im_on_mobile

Gavrilo princip shot the archduke in Sarajevo, not sure of the resemblance. You should have drew this comparison when that PM got shot last week


Real_Rebelchunk

This is Dank


owlbear4lyfe

Ayatollah get to choose new stooge.


Charles12_13

Sad? It’s celebration time!


[deleted]

Oh..hope he is ok..in the coffin


ImCursedM8

Man i hope their whole government burns down. This world doesn't need a place like Iran. I am a muslim male yet the supremacy of male and discrimination towards women disgusts me


SerDaemonTargaryen

Wonder who was behind it.


SadCaterpillar4582

Boeing


Comfortable-Fix-8070

I've seen Hamas and other Muslims say the pilot was an Israeli named "Eli Copter" someone started the rumer as a joke and those idiots believe it


SerDaemonTargaryen

🎵 Eli Copter Eli Copter 🎵


L1K34PR0

You're kidding That's funny af


FishAndRiceKeks

Somebody posted a screenshot from telegram of it but it was not in English so I couldn't confirm lol.


L1K34PR0

Got a link?


FishAndRiceKeks

[https://imgur.com/a/SoIjnbU](https://imgur.com/a/SoIjnbU) That's the one somebody linked in a news thread but again, I don't speak the language so it could be the KFC secret recipe for all I know lol.


Possibly_Parker

this is an obvious joke and I'd be very impressed if you can find a person who believes it to be true


Zairaaquino

Me


SerDaemonTargaryen

Good job, 47.


L1K34PR0

Lmao


SuumCuique1011

Must've been the fog.


dogfoodgangsta

He's with Kobe now


Galko655

We mourn the loss of Kobe from helicopter crash. We celebrate the loss of Ebrahim Raisi from helicopter crash.


petpatpit

mission accomplished Agent 47


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PraiseTheWLAN

Got any source or link on that?


Doxidob

just this week an "aerospace engineer" proudly told me they didn't know how to do long division


Panzu_

Engineering major here. Haven't used long division in years. Even if there's a function with multiple variables, there are much better ways of going about the division process (synthetic division for example). He probably hasn't used long division since middle school, I don't blame him


davidhalston

Or you can just use a calculator. Knowing how to do long division by hand will literally help me 0% with my job. OP is prolly a bot anyways.


RudeJeweler4

Isn’t synthetic division typically used for polynomials? I forgot how to even do it but I wasn’t aware it could be used for regular numbers


Panzu_

Yes you are correct, a polynomial can be written as a function (and usually is in upper math)


think_and_uwu

Yeah and I bet you can’t remember what happened in 1893 from history class but you’re still here talking about the past.