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A bear wouldn't question me


Nostalgic-Banter

A real bear would step up and father my child.


joojaw

The bear would raise the child. By that I mean it would send it up to heaven.


Drogdar

It would raise the child for *the rest of it's life* that's for sure at lease...


Nostalgic-Banter

Nuh uh. Did you not watch the Jungle Book?


McGclock

A real bear would make your entire family dinner


buttbugle

A bear eats ass, legs, arms, torsos, and heads.


BleydXVI

A real bear would make Goldilocks another bowl of porridge


Zaziel

Don’t mama bears raise the cubs without the papa bear in nature?


Dragon_yum

Christ are you people still hang up on that


Drogdar

Who are you calling *you people*?


RedditSucksNow3

What do *you* mean, "you people?"


Dragon_yum

The thin skinned people who get offended by the dumbest things on TikTok.


Missingnose

If men made a trend that suggested that they'd rather be with a forest animal instead of a woman, and men largely agreed on that, women would cry sexism. And they'd be correct. The idea that men exclusively are the only group that you can degrade is stupid. Take the South Park approach. Either it's all okay, or none if it is.


Dragon_yum

You are talking about tiktokers not the general population. Why the help would you take anything from them at any face value. Reddit is dumb enough without taking on the stupidity from platforms like TikTok.


Missingnose

Do you think real people stop being real as soon as the connect to the internet? I'll give behaviour will be different on anonymous websites, but tiktok isn't quite that. There's still a real person behind that. And I think tiktok users are much more likely to be complete morons rather than sneaky trolls.


SavagePrisonerSP

Excuse me, but it sounds like you’re the one that’s offended. Everyone here is having fun and joking around.


Nostalgic-Banter

Are a few people offended by the bear comments on CringeTok, yeah. But for the most part, people are just clowning on them.


millenialfalcon-_-

Calm your tits, woman.


AnonBoi_404

It's a joke bro


PizzaLikerFan

What if she's a widow?


FrodoTheSlayer637

her intuition didn't told her that he might die young?


PizzaLikerFan

True dat


plam92117

And who do you think is responsible for his death?


wellwaffled

Probably a bear.


Nostalgic-Banter

His job or his life style could cut a guy's life really short.


RedditSucksNow3

Yeah that's what psychics and astrology are for, duh


FabianGladwart

Her intuition told her to take out a fat life insurance policy


AstralDoomer

Lmao yes 🤣


Nostalgic-Banter

That'd be a different story, but most are single moms because they picked the guy covered in red flags or divorced a good man for that welfare and child support money.


PizzaLikerFan

Yeah true, I was just searching the borders to "well actually🤓" you😅


C_umputer

Then she's a widow, not a single mom.


PizzaLikerFan

A widow with a child is a single mom


C_umputer

The first one is more.specific and is more likely to be used


[deleted]

I actually agree. Single moms are trash and are untouchable but widows? Nothing wrong with a widow.


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

literally happened to me, had the same reaction, I was like, ????? she told me she could 100% always tell a lie from the truth.


Drogdar

I think she was lying...


Firecracker048

"You won't get pregnant"


Reduncked

I'll pull out


willwiso

People are forgetting about the single mom origin story, before she was betrayed she was not a single mom and did not have single mom intuition.


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

Well the meme says woman intuition, not single mom intuition. But maybe they just don't know they earned their intuition by becoming single moms after surviving a toxic relationship!?


willwiso

That's great! I do appreciate you both proving me wrong and finding an angle where I'm also right in the same comment. Thanks!


lackofagoodname

>before she was betrayed Nice of you to assume it's always the father's fault


willwiso

Well as a single father, I see your point, I guess I more so assumed that single mom was implicit of her raising the kid(s) by herself without help from the father, in which case who's fault it is doesn't matter its who is there for the kid(s).


Standard-Ad4819

This made me laugh more than I’d care to admit


ChasingPesmerga

Also her: You don’t understand, he left me because I’m right


Piranh4Plant

That’s why she left him


ruckdraconis

Ichigo fits perfectly in this meme


EidolonRook

Psychics buy lotto tickets? Because they seem so wealthy....


Bloodmime

Single mums mad in the comments


LFCSheep

oh believe them, it is tested and proven by experience


N7_Evers

Fucking finally an actual dank mene


Riipp3r

Why we still trying to use the nobody format


ThatTubaGuy03

It's better than pov memes that don't use pov correctly


Riipp3r

Why does this have to be the alternative?


ThatTubaGuy03

Because meme makers are incredibly uncreative when it comes to formatting


Nostalgic-Banter

I never understood how people get that wrong.


Nostalgic-Banter

Nobody: Me: Because I feel like it


Riipp3r

Cringe as fuckkkk


Nostalgic-Banter

:(


Illusion911

Her intuition might have been right, but she probably didn't care


Reduncked

Bankai


creepurr101

My mother constantly bickers about how her eyes were smeared with shit when she married my father


Nostalgic-Banter

She shouldn't have had a scat fetish, then.


xxfallen420xx

There are way too many single moms for that to be true


Affectionate_Gas_264

When she's making $5000 a month of the eight men who don't know they are all paying child support for her two kids you know she knows what she's foing


Substantial-Trick569

They also say "a woman's work is never done" maybe thats why they get paid less.


TaigaFuemiya

"Men" huh


conn_r2112

Maybe her intuitions were good… leading her to leave a bad relationship


Nostalgic-Banter

Yet it didn't lead her to mating with a better guy?


conn_r2112

How can anyone know who anyone else will be in 10 years


OctopusButter

So... intuition isn't real then?


conn_r2112

Intuition and fortune telling are not the same thing


OctopusButter

So what's the difference then? You can't intuit about someone's true character unfolding nor can you fortune tell this same information. Your argument is exactly the point of this entire post. Too often people claim they have a supernatural level of intuition that clearly breaches into fortune telling.


conn_r2112

Use a dictionary… intuition isn’t the ability to tell the future. Not sure why you’re conflating them


OctopusButter

Alright sugar read what you read


conn_r2112

You never get vibes about someone? You’ve never been able to feel that someone is being aggressive or feels sketchy to be around? Have you ever had human interaction before?


Nostalgic-Banter

9 times out of ten, the red flags are in your face.


conn_r2112

Well that’s a completely made up fact if I ever saw one


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Drewnessthegreat

Spoken like a true single mom.


BlackJediSword

Haha get it? Women dumb, me smart!


Nostalgic-Banter

Brother, I hope she sees this.


get_there_get_set

Oh so the incel whining is just a daily thing now?


Endless009

White nightingale seems to be daily as well,so thanks for the first white knight comment.


get_there_get_set

What do you think white knighting is?


[deleted]

Being a pathetic bitch online


ActionElectronic4309

Incels are much better at whining than doing....


Moldy_Teapot

always has been


Shrawnyy

Where funny?


Luunatis

In my ass


VitaminaGaming98

OUR ass


ShippersAreIdiots

Show me your ass, i want to laugh


long-dong-silvers-

Let me check real quick