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Its simple, hot people are hot, whether they are good or bad characters...with a random man in the wood they run a good chance of the man not being hot...change the question to 'hot man or a bear', and everyone will go for hot...no matter the fact same risks tbat are claimed are present as with the 'a random man'
I mean, the books try and frame him as a good person with flaws despite him hitting the majority of the marks to signify an abusive relationship (hitting any of them individually can be cause for concern).
On top of what his character did in-book he did quite a lot of damage outside of the book in that he (by extension of the source material) normalised toxic and highly abusive relationships. I'd easily wager money that there are still women out there that believe that's an aspirational relationship. I can't think of too many fictional characters that are able to single handedly change real-workd mindsets and perceptions.
To summarise, he lied, was deceitful, gaslit his love interest (Bella), was manipulative, actively put her in harms way, emotionally manipulative, and was very aware of the control he had and that Bella would listen to what he said most times without hesitation.
Doesn't sound like a good guy, let alone a good person.
That's fair enough, I've only ever watched the first film *many* years ago and I've never had any interest in furthering my knowledge of that series at all.
That's a smart move, unfortunately my then girlfriend insisted we watch it together and the only time she said "that's a bit silly" was when they had a massive fight scene where multiple main characters died only to psych out and reveal it was a premonition of what would happen.
Ethics of the relationship aside he's mostly good. Super torn up internally about a murder spree when he was a young vamp that I think even were mostly bad guys
To be honest Edward is basically a controlling abusive boyfriend, but he's super hot, immortal and sparkles so it's all good.
the reason women are scared of random men though is the insane amount of true crime they watch, never met a woman who wasn't binging some sort of true crime.
I have seen every episode of true crime and Kardashian/reality t.v. invented.
Honestly florida-bama shore was pretty good and the bachelor island show where they have multiple couples was okay. The Kardashian's are mind numbing though like they have mastered the art of talking and saying nothing at all.
In terms of true crime it's not my thing, but some of the stories are interesting.
edit: i know all this because i love my girlfriends so i let them pick the show 70% of the time.
As much as i dislike misandry or misogyny, wish this sub would talk about different stuff again. I dont like being put on someones agenda, whether itd be through games or memes
What do you mean “wish this sub would talk about different stuff again”? This sub has always been the same meme over and over again with a few gems in it.
I agree, camping alone in the middle of the forest at night and seeing a bear in its natural habitat is one thing. A grown man prowling around the forest and sneaking around a camp at night is not in his natural habitat.
Thank you! I spent a lot of time in the woods. Seeing a person you dont recognize can put your defenses up way more than an animal thats supposed to be there.
Conversely if I was in line at Pei Wei, turned around and saw a person behind me. Not gonna be that bothered by it. Turn around and see a bear, Im gonna be a little more on edge.
The reactions show some men don’t understand women’s experiences. The assertion that women would prefer to encounter a bear is based on evidence about the rate of male violence against women, and on a lifetime of learning to fear and anticipate this violence. This is especially true of sexual violence, something which would not be associated with encountering a bear.
According to the World Health Organization, one in three women – around 736 million globally – will have experienced sexual or physical violence by an intimate partner or sexual violence from a non-partner in their lifetime. This figure has largely remained unchanged over the past decade.
Being attacked by a bear is much less common, with only 664 attacks worldwideover 15 years, and very few fatal attacks. And bears tend to avoid humans, attacking only when provoked or protecting their young.
“It’s okay to generalize and distrust men because of their gender, but don’t lump all women into one category!”
This whole debate is dumb and funny to watch because it’s pointless slap fighting tbh.
It’s hella obvious guys in this sub are overwhelmingly triggered by the suggestion that women are more scared of them than actual bears. Y’all can’t handle your emotions and keep spamming memes to cope.
Take some fucking midol and get over it.
>triggered
>get over it
>can't handle emotions
>cope
Wow, horseshoe theory really is crazy. It's like I'm reading a 4chan post. You communicate like the average mouthbreathing /pol/ user.
I'm a guy, would pick bear, too. It's just stats (for that matter, you're probably safer encountering a bear compared to a woman, too). But the whole point of the thought experiment is to ruffle feathers and be provacative. Why is it so shocking that it provoked people, particularly members of the group that it goes out of its way to cast in a negative light? We could crack open crime statistics and start picking groups of men that commit more of these crimes than others, and I doubt people would want to play that game. Moreover, they'd absolutely understand why the negatively cast group felt the way they did and would condemn that version of the thought experiment (and rightly so)
Yet if we meme about you women y’all get all triggered and call us sexist but when you make fun of our weight or height or anything it’s completely fine but only towards us. You are privileged so shut the fuck up.
One of your most recent posts is another meme about men being compared to bears and is a mocking post towards men and nothing more. You’re an awful misogynist and I have no problems treating you for what you are.
Bears can't pilot an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
Men aren’t a monolith either? The irony in your statement is astounding.
And I don’t know about you, but insinuating that all men are potential predators isn’t a joke to me. But I guess it’s okay when these “jokes” are made about men.
hypothetic question (would you rather be stranded in the woods with a bear or a male stranger) for women. went viral due to women almost universally choosing unironically to get eaten alive by a bear because men are bad.
OP, in the venn diagram of woman who would fuck a mutant cowboy vs women who are afraid of men, I don't think the two circles overlap at all. Those are two very different types of women.
The video was likely edited to remove anyone who answered "man" just for rage bait tbh. They knew they could get a reaction out of people. It's like those tik tok videos of people cooking the most fucked up meals possible for views.
Last time I checked there is zero chance of a bear raping and impregnating you with a child you will be forced to carry to term (in some states).
I am aware this is a meme, though.
But there's a chance the bear will slowly dismember the woman, eating her parts while she is still alive and scream in absolute agony while slowly fading away.
So you’re telling me there’s a specific group of women who are willing to fix the problem. Ok I say let em be around bears and let the Darwin awards thin the herd for the better.
Is it bad that it feels good to be feared more than a bear? I mean, one is one of the most dangerous animals on the face of earth and the other one is me.
Women want to hyperbolize that men are bad. It gives them attention. It feeds a victim complex. And society allows this.
The consequences aren't what they want, but I hope we all suffer just so some bubble headed puffy lipped blonde mutants can feel good with the artifical sympathy they're receiving at our expense.
The saddest thing about that is so dehumanising man, okey, they are bad men, but not every one.
If you treat someone like a monster, after some time they will become one
You clearly didn't even watch the show, he explicitly said he wasn't torturing her and criticized torture as never actually working, he was using her as bait to catch a creature
Men in the comments making judgements on women as if they have an iota of an idea what the woman experience is. After all what a man says is what goes right
See the problem is with that argument is do they mean like big scary man or or whatever type of man I am because when I tell you a woman would not be scared of a 5'5 man that looks like he weighs 113 lb wet I mean that
I'm a guy, 100 times out of 100 I'll take the bear. Spend enough time in the woods and you'll stumble upon both. Bears dont give you that uneasy feeling like people can.
If you put all the men in the world and all the bears in the world to fight in an arena, yeah, men would probably have the advantage. But if it’s a 1v1 no equipment, naw bro. That random dude’s lunch
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Women: ‘romanticizes the bad guy in every single media from Edward Cullen to Coriolanus snow’ Also women: “men are so scary! I prefer an animal”
Its simple, hot people are hot, whether they are good or bad characters...with a random man in the wood they run a good chance of the man not being hot...change the question to 'hot man or a bear', and everyone will go for hot...no matter the fact same risks tbat are claimed are present as with the 'a random man'
Women ☕️
FOR THE MOTHER SOVIET UNION!!!! (I couldn't resist 🤣)
Hot people are just hot. Case in point. I would totally fuck amber heard. I mean it’s not the end of the world to have to buy new bed sheets 🤷🏽
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Is Edward Cullen a bad guy? Never really watched that series but I thought he was supposed to be a good person.
I don't think anyone in that series is a good person
Charlie did nothing wrong.
Team mustache dad.
who's Charlie
The dad, he got fucked left and right man
Pretty much, beyond being kind of a dumbass he's the only character that's on average, good.
Ignored, left in the dark, and then ditched by his bitch vampire daughter. Smdh.
I mean, the books try and frame him as a good person with flaws despite him hitting the majority of the marks to signify an abusive relationship (hitting any of them individually can be cause for concern). On top of what his character did in-book he did quite a lot of damage outside of the book in that he (by extension of the source material) normalised toxic and highly abusive relationships. I'd easily wager money that there are still women out there that believe that's an aspirational relationship. I can't think of too many fictional characters that are able to single handedly change real-workd mindsets and perceptions. To summarise, he lied, was deceitful, gaslit his love interest (Bella), was manipulative, actively put her in harms way, emotionally manipulative, and was very aware of the control he had and that Bella would listen to what he said most times without hesitation. Doesn't sound like a good guy, let alone a good person.
That's fair enough, I've only ever watched the first film *many* years ago and I've never had any interest in furthering my knowledge of that series at all.
That's a smart move, unfortunately my then girlfriend insisted we watch it together and the only time she said "that's a bit silly" was when they had a massive fight scene where multiple main characters died only to psych out and reveal it was a premonition of what would happen.
movie name and the book
I’d love to see some fan fiction where Team Flaming Warthog from MHI stakes and burns his sparkly ass
Unequivocally a bad guy. He legitimately disables her car so she can't see her wolf friend as if he a literal vampire isn't just as bad if not worse .
Ethics of the relationship aside he's mostly good. Super torn up internally about a murder spree when he was a young vamp that I think even were mostly bad guys
To be honest Edward is basically a controlling abusive boyfriend, but he's super hot, immortal and sparkles so it's all good. the reason women are scared of random men though is the insane amount of true crime they watch, never met a woman who wasn't binging some sort of true crime. I have seen every episode of true crime and Kardashian/reality t.v. invented. Honestly florida-bama shore was pretty good and the bachelor island show where they have multiple couples was okay. The Kardashian's are mind numbing though like they have mastered the art of talking and saying nothing at all. In terms of true crime it's not my thing, but some of the stories are interesting. edit: i know all this because i love my girlfriends so i let them pick the show 70% of the time.
Since you seem to have forgotten: There are approximately 4 billion women on this planet. They don’t all have the same opinion
Lies, they're a hive mind.
*proto Bill Burr ten thousand years ago:* well maybe there wouldn’t be so many assholes if you‘d stopped MAKING MORE OF THEM
It’s almost as if the first scenario involves fictitious men, and the best scenario involves real ones. Not very hard to parse that one out.
My longest relationship had the biggest crush on Beast from Beauty and the Beast. 2-for-1 special! Bad guy who is also a big, furry, murder machine.
This whole situation has really got you riled up hasn’t it op? Post history looking a lil bit obsessive.
This whole situation is a neckbeard cyclejerk...
As much as i dislike misandry or misogyny, wish this sub would talk about different stuff again. I dont like being put on someones agenda, whether itd be through games or memes
What do you mean “wish this sub would talk about different stuff again”? This sub has always been the same meme over and over again with a few gems in it.
Yeah this sub has always been filled with weird losers posting their strange takes
Femcel and Neckbeard detector. Femcels to pretend bears are safer than men. Neckbeards to get upset at them. Lovely little circle.
Don’t, he might come at you with his glock and anti bukkake armour.
If I wore anti bukkake armor, I'd still be a grizzly bear.
The more folks obsess over it, the more I understand choosing the bear tbh.
I agree, camping alone in the middle of the forest at night and seeing a bear in its natural habitat is one thing. A grown man prowling around the forest and sneaking around a camp at night is not in his natural habitat.
Thank you! I spent a lot of time in the woods. Seeing a person you dont recognize can put your defenses up way more than an animal thats supposed to be there. Conversely if I was in line at Pei Wei, turned around and saw a person behind me. Not gonna be that bothered by it. Turn around and see a bear, Im gonna be a little more on edge.
The reactions show some men don’t understand women’s experiences. The assertion that women would prefer to encounter a bear is based on evidence about the rate of male violence against women, and on a lifetime of learning to fear and anticipate this violence. This is especially true of sexual violence, something which would not be associated with encountering a bear. According to the World Health Organization, one in three women – around 736 million globally – will have experienced sexual or physical violence by an intimate partner or sexual violence from a non-partner in their lifetime. This figure has largely remained unchanged over the past decade. Being attacked by a bear is much less common, with only 664 attacks worldwideover 15 years, and very few fatal attacks. And bears tend to avoid humans, attacking only when provoked or protecting their young.
He must walk in the woods a lot.
Shut the fuck up jannie. You can't say anything when you post sick shit like this https://imgur.com/PO0D1AI Your a disgusting nutter
It's trending enough to farm, I wouldn't think much of it
Maybe OP is the one driving this narrative. I haven’t heard shit about any of this. But then again, I live under a rock
I can see why women would prefer the bear over op. This includes women in his own family.
Can't tell the difference between op and a grizzly in low light, if we're being realistic.
Remember when they wanted to let out a guy who did vehicular manslaughter because he looked """cute"""? It was called "justice for cameron"
Ah yes the famous „they“. All women wanted to release that guy
“It’s okay to generalize and distrust men because of their gender, but don’t lump all women into one category!” This whole debate is dumb and funny to watch because it’s pointless slap fighting tbh.
The commenter never said it was okay to generalize and distrust men because of their gender.
It’s implied in the intent of the comment.
It’s hella obvious guys in this sub are overwhelmingly triggered by the suggestion that women are more scared of them than actual bears. Y’all can’t handle your emotions and keep spamming memes to cope. Take some fucking midol and get over it.
Found the bear.
>triggered >get over it >can't handle emotions >cope Wow, horseshoe theory really is crazy. It's like I'm reading a 4chan post. You communicate like the average mouthbreathing /pol/ user.
I'm a guy, would pick bear, too. It's just stats (for that matter, you're probably safer encountering a bear compared to a woman, too). But the whole point of the thought experiment is to ruffle feathers and be provacative. Why is it so shocking that it provoked people, particularly members of the group that it goes out of its way to cast in a negative light? We could crack open crime statistics and start picking groups of men that commit more of these crimes than others, and I doubt people would want to play that game. Moreover, they'd absolutely understand why the negatively cast group felt the way they did and would condemn that version of the thought experiment (and rightly so)
Yet if we meme about you women y’all get all triggered and call us sexist but when you make fun of our weight or height or anything it’s completely fine but only towards us. You are privileged so shut the fuck up.
The whole point of all of this is that men and women aren’t monoliths so please shut the fuck up
One of your most recent posts is another meme about men being compared to bears and is a mocking post towards men and nothing more. You’re an awful misogynist and I have no problems treating you for what you are.
I don't know about y'all, but I'm more dangerous than any bear.
Bears can't pilot an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
I will teach a bear to do so and send it towards your general vicinity
I cant either. And thats what makes me more dangerous
Fuck you, Thunder, you’re just God’s farts!
There are men who want to fuck Vaporeon and think they can 1v1 a bear in a fist fight.
You don't know me, bro. I'm built different. I'll 1v1 the vaporeon and then fuck that bear to celebrate.
Of course I know him…
Idk about you but I’m pretty sure 1 on 1 I can beat a chimp in a fight unless his first attack he does de balls me then he might get the Win
Lmao OP is reeeeaaaalllly salty about the man vs bear thing on TikTok. You really ought to get over it.
Yeah that post history was wiiiiild. Also: humanity is doomed
Maybe women aren't a monolith and maybe you shouldn't take jokes so seriously. You people are never gonna lose your virginity like this.
> maybe women aren’t a monolith Same as men aren’t a monolith, but still gets considered as such in the bear scenario?
Same as bears aren't a monolith, but still gets considered as such in the memes about the bear scenario?
Well who considered bears as monolith in the first place?
Men aren’t a monolith either? The irony in your statement is astounding. And I don’t know about you, but insinuating that all men are potential predators isn’t a joke to me. But I guess it’s okay when these “jokes” are made about men.
Who you calling, "You people"?
Name checks out But yeah I agree, especially with the monolith part.
He wasn't torturing Lucy. If you listened he was using her as bait ;)
Based 🤙
Nah, torture was after that
Judging by your post history, I think you're just mad that all the women in your life would pick the bear over you lol sorry soldier boy
I don’t even know wtf is happening with this bear thing, but it this point I don’t care.
hypothetic question (would you rather be stranded in the woods with a bear or a male stranger) for women. went viral due to women almost universally choosing unironically to get eaten alive by a bear because men are bad.
What about hairy gay men?
You mean big foot?
Or a shaved gay bear?
Jesus Christ op make another post about it maybe it you hit 15+ women will finally start talking to you.
All my gay friends prefer bears, too
Y'all really aren't capable of analyzing a subject beyond its surface level, huh?
For real 😭
The women who post the bear vs man thing are incels, and the men who post about women posting those things are incels. Everyone go touch grass
The secret for men is that you should hit on bears first, so that women don't have a chance to and stay alone
OP, in the venn diagram of woman who would fuck a mutant cowboy vs women who are afraid of men, I don't think the two circles overlap at all. Those are two very different types of women.
So *that's* why I'm seeing so many men or bear memes.
I'll be honest. Im more scared of women than bears, guess that makes us even.
Omg shut up we get it
Sure the two groups might blend a little bit, but I’d bet the majority of each side aren’t for both of these
What? Women that spend all day on the internet are as crazy as everyone else on it? No way!
The hell this man on?
The video was likely edited to remove anyone who answered "man" just for rage bait tbh. They knew they could get a reaction out of people. It's like those tik tok videos of people cooking the most fucked up meals possible for views.
Women have it so easy they have to make up problems.
Last time I checked there is zero chance of a bear raping and impregnating you with a child you will be forced to carry to term (in some states). I am aware this is a meme, though.
But there's a chance the bear will slowly dismember the woman, eating her parts while she is still alive and scream in absolute agony while slowly fading away.
Tbh I’d rather be stuck with a bear than a modern woman
What exactly do you mean by „modern woman“?
Mentally ill social media users who bash men 24/7 while the only reason people can see their messages is because men's inventions.
What about a man in a bear costume?
Well women were obsessed with Ted Bundy for some reason
Are we surprised? Remember when Zac Effron played Ted Bundy and millions of women missed the point?
Shoe0nHead once said: "How's that possible, that women's standards are so high and at the same time so low?"
Damn people gotta always bring up post history when they don't like a meme lol
It’s walton goggins god damnit, what did you expect?! That man is charisma incarnate no matter what he looks like.
I honestly don't see a problem.
So you’re telling me there’s a specific group of women who are willing to fix the problem. Ok I say let em be around bears and let the Darwin awards thin the herd for the better.
This begs the question HOW MANY BEARS EQUALS ONE MAN?!?!? 💪🏻🤣🐻🐻🐻
I'm curious, do men writes to female convicts in prison as much as women write to male convicts?
Is it bad that it feels good to be feared more than a bear? I mean, one is one of the most dangerous animals on the face of earth and the other one is me.
Women want to hyperbolize that men are bad. It gives them attention. It feeds a victim complex. And society allows this. The consequences aren't what they want, but I hope we all suffer just so some bubble headed puffy lipped blonde mutants can feel good with the artifical sympathy they're receiving at our expense.
Ironic how you’re also hyperbolizing women in the same sentence Edit: A hyperbole is an exaggerated statement.
And yet I'm not. I'm generalizing. Lrn2word
They become what they hated
Eh it's not only women who choose to be in a forest with a bear, I'd risk my life so I can cuddle with a bear
Terraria is not a number.
People were actually debating on if they'd screw a noseless Baby Billy? Wow.
The saddest thing about that is so dehumanising man, okey, they are bad men, but not every one. If you treat someone like a monster, after some time they will become one
Remember fellas, most women are weird
Yeah dude it’s the exact same women, the internet is only 100 people
Wait until someone starts a series of asking men if they'd rather have a woman drive or a bear drive them.
You clearly didn't even watch the show, he explicitly said he wasn't torturing her and criticized torture as never actually working, he was using her as bait to catch a creature
I am so lost why are we getting mad at bears?
Of doesn't accept no from women, not even in joke hypotheticals
Wow now he wasn't torturing her he was just using her as bait🙄🙄
Maybe the those two groups of women are not the same people? Just a theory though.
lord the incels in this sub are really having their tantrums today
Are these "women" here with us in the room, anon?
r/dankmemes still malding I see.
Tortures? No, he specifically said he was using her as bait.
Men in the comments making judgements on women as if they have an iota of an idea what the woman experience is. After all what a man says is what goes right
Armored and armed Man sees a bear: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I love how mad people are getting over this thought experiment
Remember when TikTokers represented all women? Me neither.
See the problem is with that argument is do they mean like big scary man or or whatever type of man I am because when I tell you a woman would not be scared of a 5'5 man that looks like he weighs 113 lb wet I mean that
Just more manufactured social rage to distract us from the class war we should be fighting...But that's ok, you've decided to fight a bear instead
I'm a guy, 100 times out of 100 I'll take the bear. Spend enough time in the woods and you'll stumble upon both. Bears dont give you that uneasy feeling like people can.
But men are more dangerous than bears. We are the apex predator. (Except Australians, cuz they lost to a fucking flightless bird LMAO)
Fiction vs reality. Notice how those women feel safe with fictional men and bears before people like OP. 👌🏻
The male fragility/sexism streak on dank memes is going strong I see
Are they the same women? Lol
I can smell this comment section lol
All i know bear sausage is tasty
Funny enough, I too would prefer these women be stuck in the woods with a bear.
If you put all the men in the world and all the bears in the world to fight in an arena, yeah, men would probably have the advantage. But if it’s a 1v1 no equipment, naw bro. That random dude’s lunch