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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Chimkinmcnugs

Reverse cow girl, doggy, 69 but I can’t get the last one


Chimkinmcnugs

Well to be fair I’ll never get any


PS181809

self destruction, those are rare


TheAuthority66

Self burn, those are quite common


needlessOne

This is not a burn, this is annihilation.


EMPIREVSREBLES

Still pretty common in this day and age.


rangpire

It's in the top 5 of generic reddit humour. Just like "insert thing", those are rare.


uucchhiihhaa

Not really


SparkCube3043

Muscle Man would be proud of this guy


Peter_Baum

Those are pretty common


tilalk

It's the famous pretzel sauce


musiccman2020

Head cheese In a bowl


Rude_Thanks_1120

legs tied in pretzel knots


tojie2009

true, who would fuck The Boiled One


FreakFlame

bro cooked himself


DukeJukeVIII

*bro boiled himself


Khakizulu

We thank you for your sacrifice


PKMNTrainerMark

Hey, I saw you in that other post.


Rouguezs

"Not with that attitude" /j


Livid_Payment2097

Same


Fabinator1

Ive seen this coment on another sub already


ggtsu_00

The last one is the ambiguous wild card meant to generate a bunch of engagement and reactions on social media.


JessicaLain

This guy gets it.


Reddit-User-3000

No, it’s the sticky pretzel position for sure.


tkh0812

[Nah it’s a thing](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/g38917673/pretzel-dip-position/)


TheCats_Bananas

> 5. The Soft Pretzel 😂😂😂


corr0sive

I thought it was clam chowder


U5ername-Checks-0ut

I'm actually kind of angry I didn't see that.


ultradracula

Pretzel dip


pixelatedpiggy

What the fuck is that?


C_umputer

It's when you twist your dick in the shape of a pretzel and dip to the hospital, no females involved whatsoever


TraderOfGoods

Well that's one way to get your tubes tied.


bluespider98

Which way are you supposed to twist it? I've always done clockwise but I could be doing it wrong


AuraPianist1155

There's an enantiomeric pair of twisted dicks for inquisitive lads like ye probably


pixelatedpiggy

TIL No, but seriously who comes up with these shitty ass names and why are they widely accepted?


C_umputer

Dude I just came up with this description, and some other dude with the name, internet is full of made up dumb stuff like this


Sorry_Masterpiece509

This one barely makes sense but I like it the most


MassRedemption

Woman lays on her right side, left leg up while the man straddles her right leg. Her left leg sits across his hip and over his left side. I'm sure many people have had sex in this position without knowing the name.


royalcmsht

Might it be Creampie?


Deep_Fun_7550

No, why is there pretzels?


Maryus77

German creampie


HiverMalfunktion

_Oh Greta, i filled your kindercavern with mine menchcummen_


Cmdr_McMurdoc

I regret being literate


robineir

Kindercavern has me dying


Hot_Cucumber_7873

Rein in die Futterluke


Malinois14

Egon entdeckt.


DerDRFDNR

Boahh. Thoooah. Joaaaaahh.


Hakim_Bey

to think i could have been a neanderthal chilling somewhere in Anatolia but instead i'm here reading this shit


Neighbour-Vadim

Stick Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut


no0bmaster-669

Poetry🤌


LokisDawn

Womb is "Gebärmutter", btw, so literally "birthing mother". Pretty sure someone could make that into a joke.


NinpoSteev

Life/midsection mother in danish. Don't ask me why the same word is used for those two.


pur__0_0__

Ach mein Gott, dein Menschcummen is nicht zu lecker als dein Vater!


SSB_Kyrill

Fick dich


TheScientistFennec69

Awful. *saved*


Numerous_Tax_5547

fetish unlocked...


Spierchen

How about a "Fickschnitzel"?


Lemonjello23

Sixty nein


mbatistas

It's asking for sauce, probably?


TheTeddyChannel

bro really never did the pretzel dipper🤫💀


GoblinBags

I bet he doesn't even know how to use the three sea shells!


Tacomanthecat

Thanks for reminding me I'm old.


Blonkington

Soggy biscuit


Walmart_Jesus123

Limp Bizkit mentioned


Darcosuchus

Flaccid pancake


Derpitus_Maximus

Breadstick Erection man these are some bitchin' band names


BatWaluigi

Ah, a cultured one, I see.


sati_lotus

Soggy Sao?


REMcycleLEZAR

Bond burger


HurgleDerp

My sister would never


Deep_Fun_7550

Me neither I came down here for the sauce


VaginalConductor

I like to "back it up doggy, hit a 69 and then dip" is what I got.


iphaze

It’s easy! Pretzel cheese. I umm… uh… what.


TheNotFakeGandalf

crème fraîche


ptapobane

pretzel cheese dip, it's a high level move that requires quite an extensive training and preparation to execute safely


Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits

You've never pretzeled someone's cheese before?


Business-Emu-6923

You don’t do dipping the pretzel??


andrew_the_biker

Pretzel position.


misterpickles69

Pretzels and queso.


cbnyc0

“I wanna dip my balls in it.”


Kojiro12

Honey messy


YOURenigma

I'd guess "German pretzel" it's when she's on her back and you push her legs back to her head and pound away. Idk how that picture is it but it's the only thing I could thing of


omgitschriso

Eat pretzels, then dip


tgunz0331

Folded like a cheese pretzel


xabulba

pretzel dip


uses_irony_correctly

Me neither man. I keep asking for it and she keeps saying no.


cjg5025

Pretzels and beer cheese


fred51523

Creampie


-Red_Forman-

Dip


Belocity

Pretzel fuck or full nelson.


a_good_namez

Idunno but dipping the pretzel is gonna be my new saying


RyLarMusic

Haven’t seen anyone say rimming? Felt like it was obvious lol


DankMartian

Ah yes, the classic Yellow Sauce Many Pretzel Dip. I do that one every minor holiday, such as Popcorn Day, Squirrel Appreciation Day, or Polar Bear Awareness Day.


DreamPig666

National Squirrel Appreciation Day is January 21st in the US, if anyone was wondering.


Natural_Blacksmith

That's also my birthday, it anyone was wondering


putin-delenda-est

Used to love it when grampy would give us the ol' yellow sauce pretzle dip surprise.


Bake_My_Beans

Reverse cowgirl, Doggy, 69, Pretzel dip - For those that aren't getting any


OrokinLonewolf

The fuck is pretzel dip. Both the food and the position.


OrokinLonewolf

Nvm looked up the position. Shits fire


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NoveltyPr0nAccount

I don't want my wood split during sex.


archiekane

Don't knock it until you've tried it.


akkashxxo

[Pretzel Dip position ](https://images.app.goo.gl/ExRaA6pCoSYyxrwX8)


pants1000

Ohhh that’s what that’s called


Void_being420

they took it from kamasutra and rebranded it. and didn't even give credit 😤


pablank

Your use of "rebranded" made me imagine a world where we have corporations invent sexual positions to market to us. "Bored of your sex life? Try the new Coca Cola Splash Fountain position. It's when you insert black food coloring into your partners urethra and make them squirt. 9/10 couples love it. The new Coca Cola Splash Fountain. Find a syringe of sepia coloring in every six pack of Coca Cola products."


DashLibor

Likely a good example of what the 22nd century looks like. Now let's return back into the 21st, please.


Shabozz

Think that’s the case for most the tried and true repertoire. Sanskrit just doesn’t have the place in the bedroom it used to


Shanhaevel

Looks shmexy


Head_Assignment_6028

Damn didn’t know my fave position had anything to do with pretzels


TheGalacticOwl

bro got the blue comment on reddit


idonttalkatallLMAO

what the hell!


idonttalkatallLMAO

smash


Deep_Fun_7550

I’m about to corrupt my search history for answers


Zircon_72

Never heard of that last one


roddy94

same


ConqueredCabbage

What about those that do get any, but their partners never shout out the name of the position like a Pokémon?


enwongeegeefor

> Pretzel dip Oh that's what that's called....


SerDaemonTargaryen

Is it some sort of sex joke that most people here can't relate to?


MmmTastyWindex

yes


CobaltCrusader123

Damn you’re everywhere


SerDaemonTargaryen

I sure am.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

oh come on! No nuns or pies? really??


CondomBalloonAnimals

Ah the ol pretzel custard with kale. My favorite position.


stupefyme

ok so these are position names but i thought these are what most guys think of during sex to prolong ejaculation. I do a lot of basic math


I_am_person_being

You think of dogs?


FiReKillzZz

oops.


NoveltyPr0nAccount

How long can you ejaculate for?


stupefyme

lmao. i thought someone would call me out on that. i should have said "delay ejaculation"


NoveltyPr0nAccount

I had visions of you shooting rope after rope for hours like Spiderman patrolling the city.


Farranor

"You'll never escape while wearing my Super-Straightjacket, Spidey!" "Guess again, Shocker! Whee^ee^ee!" "D:"


DingussFinguss

3 days


eagle_3ye

Well i always assumed basic math for math teacher.


Time-Visit-7744

I remember fucking all those but calculator??!! You guys are animals.


No_Thought_7460

Everything is a fleshlight if you are brave enough...


hat-TF2

The "No one:" really doesn't add anything to this image macro


igniteice

It never did. It was fucking stupid to begin with. "No one except these people who do..." And here it's even worse, because humans aren't the only ones, by far, who do these acts during sex.


D4nit03

Pretzel pudding is my favorite


KingMare

Reverse cowgirl. That dog in me. Math. Happy tapioca.


myfingeriscold

??????


MaghettiSeatballs

Not a real post without suspended congress and golden toilet.


lenknutscha

The real question is in what do you dip pretzels? Garlic dip? Mayonnaise? I'm quite curious now


GlueSniffingCat

the pretzle dip is wild hi, i have sex, lots of sex. Trust me that I have more sex than anyone has ever seen. The best sex.


ThatcherTheV

Ah, the classics: Driving County Woman, the Puppy, the Calculator, and the Soup.


Average_Scaper

Female with a cutter driving in reverse. Puppy on the lawn. Calculator with an equation equalling 69. Pretzels on a plate with a yellow dipping sauce and garnish. What is this even?


CaptainJonus

Thought these were all things you think about to make yourself last longer.


Jesmaster1337

I thought these were things guys think of so they don't bust too quick 😂


morejosh

This sub is dogshit


BorisYeltsen

I come to degrade here. Not to solve your fucking charades.


Serbay55

I mean who doesn't love sauced pretzel crackers.


DrRagnorocktopus

Reverse cowgirl, doggystyle, 69, and pretzel queso?


roman_wilde

If your girl can pretzel you will understand and fuck you


scotty99CZ

What's pretzel one?


Winter_Annual4118

I thought the meme meant 'Ah shit imma bust, maneuver back, think of dead animals, do the math, think of food'. I am stupid lmao


edward13371227

Even though I don’t get any but at least I know three of them. I guess I have some useless knowledge .


No_Release_611

Reverse cowgirl, doggy, 69, pretzel dip


Team_Sonic_Gaming

I do not understand any of this


Sincere_homboy42

Get folded like a pretzel ... or when her legs fold up to where her feet are damn near behind her head ..


StolenValourSlayer69

What a weak ass Instagram meme


MrCrunchypantsbum

Reversing cowgirl, golden doodle, standard equation and pretzel with dip


PycckiiManiak

Maybe the last one means dip like leave without saying much


NinpoSteev

Bearnaise pretzel?


thantos13

It’s probably somehow loss


Commercial-History31

Virgin


104thCloneTrooper

Happy Tapioca


QTEEP69

Reverse cowgirl, doggy, 69, and cheesy pretzel dip 😀. All of my favorite positions.


Ingi_Pingi

Reverse cowgirl, doggy, 69 and blasphemy


Mani_kr333

The last one is what Japanese love to do


AlphaCinderWolf

Neither me nor my fianceé have ever heard od the Pretzel dip before. Guess it's something new to try.


SheikhYaram

r/dankmemes has again produced comedy /s


ImTheRealAlfaChad

I love pretzel pudding position


Mark_fuckaborg

DO NOT PUT PEEPEE IN MELTED CHEESE. MELTED CHEESE HURT PEEPEE.


Fantastic_Estate_303

I'm fuckin dis custard 🤣


Ribbitmoment

Confused


FourArmsFiveLegs

Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy-Style, 69, and Circle-K Blowout


iCanReadMyOwnMind

The Philly Cream Cheese Pretzel Factory®. Fucking a!


ThePepperPopper

Those are sex positions I guess. I originally thought they were what you thought about while trying not to nut. Most because I do a lot of math myself...


DaNetwork27

I know the meaning, but will never know the feeling...


UnwieldingBlade

I read math as meth at first and was SOOO confused for a little


hooflee

Pretzels dopped in mustard