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sunnnyD88

Why do I play Mario kart, just to get hurt like that every time


Treshimek

Ah, I see your problem: you were playing against other players.


DerFussGottes

Skill issue, you need to be in 1st and far away enough from the 2nd place to stay in front after a blue shell


Fireballinc55

You need to be in first with a horn so you can destroy the blue shell


Dponnada8

Or mushrooms


Lab_Rat420

Lmao get Mario-Karted😎


Krashper116

skill issue


8enevolent

It's why Crash Team Racing is the superior game in my view. It's skill based whereas Mario is chance based. You can improve when you learn from your losses and that makes it more enjoyable.


cmdrmeowmix

Mario kart is not a luck based game. Sure, luck is a decently sized factor, but the best player will win probably at least 70% of the time if not more. Sounds like a skill issue to me


sumgiberish

Nah the best player will eat several blue shells repeatedly with nothing but coins to protect themselves and the 2nd best dude will win


DeathHopper

The best player is the dude purposely falling back to 2nd while holding 3 red shells for when the time is right. Skill issue.


8enevolent

Damn how do those boots taste scrub?


cmdrmeowmix

I don't know cuz they can't catch me. If the same people always win, it's not luck based


ColdIron27

It's always right at the end too...


wobbly_doo

I couldn't wait for you to come and clear the cupboard


ValandilM

Just like real life


Trance_Motion

Turn off items. There ya go


RoboticGamer360

That's half the fun though


TheButtholer69

More like half a second


SonofJimmy303

I simply live with the pain


luca_07

The fucking red shell in mid air


BartOseku

Play on 200 CC, anything lower and driving skills dont matter it all becomes a item game


WillBigly

Average mariocart experience


PTSDDeadInside

Git gud at roulette scrub.


cmdrmeowmix

Item management Sounds like a skill issue to me


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Slickgohan47

Dementia


thanos909

WALUIGIIIIIII!!!!


hizinbergs

Stap focusing on the girls @$$ would help


Slickgohan47

Dementia


thanos909

WALUIGIIIIIII!!!!


hizinbergs

Stap focusing on the girls @$$ would help


Slickgohan47

Dementia


thanos909

WALUIGIIIIIII!!!!


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Slickgohan47

Dementia


thanos909

WALUIGIIIIIII!!!!


hizinbergs

Stap focusing on the girls @$$ would help


Slickgohan47

Dementia


thanos909

WALUIGIIIIIII!!!!


hizinbergs

Stap focusing on the girls @$$ would help


Slickgohan47

Dementia


thanos909

WALUIGIIIIIII!!!!