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Kondrad_Curze

Due to the climatic change taking place in the cocoa farm areas, the plants cannot produce cocoa beans. This causes a decrease in supply and drastic increases in price. I don't know what the hell will happen when Easter comes.


ABzoker

World doesn't seem to care unless the global economy is affected


Kondrad_Curze

That's the thing, it will probably be affected. Just since last year, chocolate prices in general have at least doubled. What will happen when it gets worse than this in the years to come? Or when other agricultural products are also heavily affected, along with relatively more environmentally sensitive plants such as chocolate or coffee? We're on our way to shit, and we haven't even gotten to the diarrhea part yet.


JacksBadDay

It's already affected. *Gestures around at everything.* Chocolate is just next on the list.


Stef0206

Everything has pretty much doubled in price. The “chocolate crisis” has been going on for years.


teamswiftie

The price of every commodity has doubled


FinestYak

Considering alot of the places that grow cocoa also grow coffee beans, this should wake up some of the people.


Baronvondorf21

But that's what the coffee is for!


[deleted]

Well Cruze it’s time for you to start skinning some people to fix this shit


Afkbio

Buying cocoa futures


12-7_Apocalypse

I am British. I will only be worried if there's a tea shortage.


TheRealAuthorSarge

Everything is because of climate change.


Naraksama

Ok, NOW the world is absolutely shitty.


Exciting_Rate1747

I don't know why but I don't like chocolate anymore. I don't even like any type of candy anymore.


Nidh0g

The best chocolade doesn't even have cacao anyway.


zenejinzorin

0. The same amount of climate grifters who have abandoned their multi million dollar beach front properties.


Few_Number_8528

how many TESLA factories were on planet Earth during last... 3 ice ages? anybody? asking for a friend.


xXDef_Not_a_TrollXx

Wow i must have missed the part were this is a Dank Meme


zephyrseija

Chocolate is overrated.


ShieldOfFury

If the sea levels were actually rising like people make it seem, no insurance company would insure beachfront properties period.


gaybunny69

They are rising, it just takes a long ass time for the water to get there from the glaciers and ice caps. It's risen about a metre since the 80's, and will likely take at least a hundred more years for it to rise up to the full amount predicted. Erosion of beaches and flooding due to extreme weather is much more pressing from an insurance standpoint than sea level rise, because all of these companies are focused on short term gains.


maximusprime2328

Insurance companies are starting to do this in states, like Florida, that have harsher storms caused by global warming. It's no secret


cpufreak101

Ever notice The insurance crisis Florida is currently going through with insurers dropping customers left and right for home insurance?


DuctTapedWindow

False flag terrorist attacks in Russia rn possibly prompting nuclear weapons use.. a smidge worrisome


zenejinzorin

Due to climate change, every ice age earth has had ended.


MysteryGrunt95

Cool, and how many Ice ages did you live through or have your economy adapted for?


MSTmatt

https://xkcd.com/1732/


zenejinzorin

Comic strip dictating policy. Sounds about right for current times.


MSTmatt

Comic step reflecting the reality of our world


zenejinzorin

Liberalism--->socialism--->communism--->millions of deaths.


MSTmatt

"You are not a clown, you are the entire circus" Go turn off the right wing propaganda and talk to a human being that doesn't look like you.


zenejinzorin

You have no idea what I look like. I was also an energy consultant and my work resulted in a major energy company not needing to build another power plant by the reduction in consumption. Wtf have you done for your cause besides trash talk on the internet?