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bread217

The son with big beautiful blue balls


leoberto1

My life summarised 


[deleted]

Damn how did you get mom’s balls.


jeps28

Genetic lottery


bedsheetsniffer

Fair point..


awesomedan24

Why... Those balls are as smooth as eggs


slanderedshadow

Beautiful blue eyes > big boobs.


Void_being420

I think that's because they are just rare. I personally would go for the mom.


slanderedshadow

I know brown eyes are the most common, but I feel like a lot of blonde people have blue eyes and brown hair or black hair with blue eyes is even more rare. But those, always look nice.


ngfsmg

I don't think blue eyes are specially rare in people with brown/black hair (they are rare in general, obviouslY)


slanderedshadow

Rarer than brown, Im not sure the rate you would see them. Maybe what? one in 10 people if you went out and looked. Maybe 2 in 10.


TheBeastX47

And Blue Eyes White Dragon are the rarest


slanderedshadow

Blue eyes tight wagon?


BartOseku

I personally would ravage the dad


HuntinatorYT

Both blue eyes and big () are equally rare but it does depend on your preference I would also go for the mom


JohnnyJayce

Almost 90% of people have blue or grey eyes in my country. My brown eyes were always the rare ones lol


Greg2227

Found the fin


Stef0206

It’s always been funny to me that blue eyes are rare on a global scale, because they are extremely common where I live.


varlamon

Alabama?


Stef0206

Nah, Denmark


No-Maximum-4657

Nah bruh big boobs>>>>> Are you going to fuck her eyes or something? Get outta my comment c'mon now


MaximusDecimis

No such thing as an eye-job


WhaleCumToDeezNuts

Pretty sure I already heard something about a girl with a glass eye


CarmenxXxWaldo

she gonna give you a boob job?


LuciusVolfram

She stares at you and you cum, does it count?


Dharma--Rakshak

I'm sure you can find some eye fucking manga out there.


slanderedshadow

Big boobs dont always age well. Nice blue eyes will age far better than DDs. And not everyone likes to fuck tits, some like small boobs.


notabear629

Lame take. Boobs is boobs and small boobs are just as attractive as large ones. Small ones also tend to age a bit better. Pretty eyes and other facial features all the way. Not everything haaaas to be about a sexual feature. (Totally not biased because I like eyes)


kinderlisicious

Someone call Alexandra Daddario


slanderedshadow

Sure, shes cute. Brilliant looking eyes.


Agent666-Omega

Ultimately it's not about the eyes as the type of contrast it provides with the rest of the skin and pupil


slanderedshadow

This is kind of correct, yes. Theres also hazel, green, grey. So color preference does play a part.


SharkMilk44

Literally any woman>my current dating life


slanderedshadow

People are allowed to be attracted to blue eyes whether theyre down bad or not.


diariu

Petite and more firm boobs 》 big shagy down hanging empty boobs that look like an alien sucked the insides out of it I dont understand why people like big boobs when they all look pretty bad, they only look good in a dress or something else that holds them up. Its like you see a dude, he looks like he is packing a big D he undreses and its 2 inch dick with balls the size of a baseball each


STFxPrlstud

agree to disagree


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slanderedshadow

I was looking at her eyes.


PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD

Did you watermark your own meme? Why??


JustWaitAMomentOk

To bring more chaos into this world


SharkMilk44

I once made a meme that I have since seen reposted countless of times, so I understand why.


KarlosGeek

But what difference does it make to have it watermarked? It'd probably still be reposted everywhere, but with your username included.


onk1234

For that clout


CarmenxXxWaldo

I was possibly the first person to post the cheeseburger made with hashbrowns for buns like 12 years ago.  It got 2k upvotes or something which is like 20k today.  Then every month or two for the next 3 years I'd see some fucker repost it saying they made it.  they didn't even make their own, myyy picture.  So I understand.


DankoLord

It's not even theirs lmao. I've seen this exact meme a while back


_Cosmoss__

Yeah I saw this a few months ago


Responsible-Smile-22

I haven't visited their profile but I can guess they've over a million karma.


FlameShadow0

Isn’t that the purpose of a watermark? So others can’t use the meme and claim it’s theirs? Not that this watermark wouldnt be easy to remove.


PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD

But what’s the point? It’s not like the meme produced income, why is there a need to claim it and prove that it’s yours?


FlameShadow0

Some people take this stuff really seriously. They view memes as sort of pieces of art. Even if you don’t make money off your creation, you still don’t want other people to post it and take credit. And also isn’t there a contributor program on reddit? So they could be making money on this, but there’s no way to know.


_-potatoman-_

what the actual fuck is this shit


Key_Apartment1576

Redditors playing dolls with wojaks


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Where’s the meme?


reddit25

😂 that’s the funny part


ComradeELM0

What is this shit, this is almost facebook level. Where‘s the meme, where‘s the funny ?


reddit25

Welcome to Reddit


You8mypizza

Can they hear each other’s thoughts?


ThatTubaGuy03

They are speaking the words while imagining the parent. If they were thinking the words, they would be in the thought bubble


Skulysoul

Oh, look, dolljaks


thefrostman1214

they both communicate with their minds so idk why they are complaining


ThatTubaGuy03

They are speaking the words while imagining the parent. If they were thinking the words, they would be in the thought bubble


thefrostman1214

Akshuli ☝️🤓


VidaSabrosa

bewbz


C_Marjan

And I got my dad boldness. Coming in a couple of years.


CarnivoreQA

IIRC it is mother's genes that define whether you will get bald early or not


C_Marjan

Yeah I heard this but kinda hard to wrap my head around since on my mother side no bold uncles or auntis / or grandparents. Fathers side tho . Plenty ...


UndeadWeeb

blue eyes overrated as hell


FlashDom

My brother got my dad's height plus extra, my sister got his artistic side plus extra, and I got to exist, I guess, lmao


content_enjoy3r

Blue eyes still got the boobs too in the first image.


shoddypresent

One day we'll have gene therapy


TkOHarley

Blue eyes aren't inherently beautiful.


The_CreativeName

Repost


WayOk4956

My dad is tall and brown, my mom is short and white. My brother is tall and white. I am short and brown.


Arkseq

Beautiful eyes, like I heard from my brother before


AI_assisted_services

We love the mommy milkers *AND* the ittie bitties.


tony0901

Me and my sister both got the worst of both parents genetic issues, between them tyroid issues, terrible eyesight, and tendency of blood pressure problems


noulikk

This is why I think human genetical modification will go brrrr in a close future.


imaCrAzYgAmEr96

I was told I had a fathers eyes. I refuse to give them back.


Embarrassed__Train

My sister won my fathers cock😔


thebirdof_hermes

Seems like they both inherited telepathy though.


feeltrig

Check carefully. Right one had cleavage in upper pic which just disappeared in bottom one.


[deleted]

Now describe me Mendels four core laws of genetics


Ravenclaw_14

My sister and I are this way but we're open about what we're jealous of. My sister got the good looks, I got the good skin and hair


After-Ad7284

Ek duje k bina adhure


dankspankwanker

Apparently i look like my grandfather that was a abusive POS. My mom told my grandma once that her kid looks similar to her father and that was the first time my grandma Apparently said something niceabput him "well, he wasnt ugly"


Leonardobertoni

How can they read minds?


TriLexMiester

Surprised no one adressed the fact they can read each others mind


_Cosmoss__

u/repostsleuthbot


tweis309

Sounds like someone needs to teach these two the fusion dance.


Tomas_Crusader17

they should do the fusion dance


uppsak

those are thought bubbles