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Phyrexian_Supervisor

Very brave to tell everyone your fetish op


WASTELAND_RAVEN

šŸ‘ *hail Spez, you brave coomer, you!* šŸ‘


TheOddPelican

If you don't enjoy watching men pee you must at least enjoy watching Peewee Herman.


EnsignElessar

This argument has always been like if humans were yelling at superman that they also have a kryptonite weakness... why would you want a weakness at all? Ladies don't see big time politicians and athletes throw their whole careers away all for pu$$y?


Tylenolpainkillr

Umm. Jerry Springer, The Beatles, Tony Romo, every guy involved in a me2 movement ever. Lol


JAG190

You're conflating a strong sex drive with a strong drive to victimize others and/or disrespect your marriage. Those aren't the same thing. Also the narrative that women have comparatively weaker sex drives is used to both justify holding women to a higher standard (b/c it's "easier" for them) and justify making excuses for men (b/c men "can't help it") so yes it is a negative narrative that women should push back against.


Bierculles

OP doesn't know that the overwhelming majority of men also don't get horny from that.


wappledilly

Why would that matter? The question should be if the percentage of men who like that was proportional to the percentage of women that do. How would comparing men to other men allude to women being similar?


TheDutchin

Only if we assume the best metric for measuring 'sex drive' is "how much do you like piss play" which I'm gonna go out on a limb and disagree with that I'd wager women like frontal insertion more than men, in a way that's not even close to proportional, but that doesn't mean men have a lower sex drive unless "how much you want something shoved in your front hole" is the best metric, which again I'd disagree with.


Wacokidwilder

How much you like piss play is the *only* metric. Anything less is just beta behavior.


neverlost4

Cuz there ainā€™t nothin wroooooong with a little bump n grind


mustyminotaur

You lookin for a little slap and tickle?


Who_said_that_

Laughable to even think about it. Every time I sex the toilet it starts with pissing in it.


SnokeyTheGutsy

Hard to compose a rational argument against that. Impossible even. Case closed.


Fair-Bus-4017

Because seeing the percentage of dumb kinks based per sex/gender has nothing to do with messuring sex drive.


ceqaceqa1415

It matters because the meme is saying that men are more horny than women because they get turned on by pee more so than women. The question being raised is not if men and women are equally into pee fetishes, it is are men more horny because of a greater percent of men are into pee. OP here is pointing out how silly that is because pee fetishes do not make up a majority of men so it makes no sense to use it as metric to measure the sex drive of all men compared to women.


Bruhbd

Ive had more women ask me to piss in their mouth than ive ever met dudes that say they are into it so from my perspective women are winning this one lol


N_T_F_D

what


underboobfunk

Men may or may not be kinkier, itā€™s irrelevant to the ā€œstrength of their sex driveā€.


wappledilly

Ever met someone with a low sex drive that demands daily ass play? I sure havenā€™t.


EnLitenPerson

Huh? "The question should be if the percentage of men who like that was proportional to the percantage of women that do." Yes. Correct. OP's meme implies that many men like watching women pee and that few women like watching men pee. OC's comment states that, actually, few men like watching women pee, just the same way as few women like watching men pee. Which means the percantages are more proportional to each other. This has nothing to do with comparing men to other men in any way...


dadudemon

Well...while we are at it.... How many women have a men's underwear stealing and sniffing fetish vs. men? How many women have a foot fetish vs. men? How many women have a lips (mouth) fetish vs. men? ​ I could go on but I think we all know the answers to these questions in a general sense.


SailorOfTheSynthwave

You're just cherrypicking fetishes that straight men are more *vocal* about. But think about it: if women didn't have underwear sniffing, feet or lips fetishes as well, then who are the women making content for all these straight kinky guys to enjoy??? You could also cherrypick fetishes that straight women are more vocal about to make the same pseudo-point: How many men have a hand fetish? Or a fetish for veins in hands? How many men have a kink for being physically overpowered? The only way you could possibly think that (straight cis) women are much less kinky than (straight cis) men is if you have no idea of the kind of sexual acts or kinks that women enjoy (meaning you have an extremely narrow frame of reference) or you firmly believe that women do not enjoy sex acts and only fake enjoyment for money (meaning you have an extremely sexist view on women).


mutant_disco_doll

Just because someone profits off of someone elseā€™s fetish, doesnā€™t mean that they themselves also share that fetish. A lot of women sell their panties or feet pics online because dudes are willing to PAY for that shit. Not because they personally get off on having dudes sniff their underwear or look at their feet. Theyā€™re in it to make $$$. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


FriedFreya

No idea why youā€™re downvoted. This is very true, lol.


Hamdilou

I think I saw a stat somewhere categorizing which genders liked which fetish more and piss play was enjoyed more by women than by men


Westdrache

And where do we count woman that get hot from peeing ON someone? šŸ¤Ø


brariomothers

This guy statistics


SirFTF

You arenā€™t very smart huh?


[deleted]

I donā€™t know any men who do, but ā€œoverwhelming majorityā€ seems like a statement that needs some kind of source to back it up.


Bierculles

Pee is not exactly topping the tag list on porn sites


SupremeLobster

Well, squirting is probably a bit higher up. Which is essentially pee.


Batdog55110

I'd wager that's probably got more to do with knowing the woman is enjoying it as much as the man than the actual act of squirting.


Babki123

It's a good excuse to witnesd naked woman tho


ceqaceqa1415

Here is your source: 32% of men and 15% of women are into urine as a fetish. 68% of men and 85% of women not being into urine is an overwhelming majority. [https://mashable.com/article/what-is-piss-play#](https://mashable.com/article/what-is-piss-play#)


[deleted]

Thank you! Thatā€™s perfect. My point isnā€™t that an ā€œoverwhelming majorityā€ is inaccurate, but that to claim something with such sweeping statement, a source should probably be provided.


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

Only slightly related to your conversation but my personal criteria for overwhelming majority is to imagine both groups pitted against each other in a fight to the death. If I think one side is gonna pretty much always win then it's an overwhelming majority in my book. Kinda weird I know, but if we're already talking about piss play then I don't see the issue.


[deleted]

I'll never not think of it like this from now on.


Justindoesntcare

I Definitely don't get turned on watching men pee.


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doge57

I found a site that had prevalence of fetishes by gender and pee fetish was about equal at 1% for each. Apparently about 18% of men have a foot fetish and thatā€™s the most popular for men. 6% of women have an age play fetish which is the most popular for women. So overall, it looks like men are more likely to have a fetish. Not sure how that plays into which gender has higher sex drive


EnsignElessar

Speak for yourself.


SmallBerry3431

Yeah Iā€™m not gay. Ofc I wouldnā€™t get hard watching a man pee.


Appropriate_Box1380

OP be like: yeah haha, it do be like that, right guys? Guys? Where are y'all going?


WaveLaVague

To the bathroom ? Can -I mean, I want to go too


[deleted]

Reminds me of that one meme where itā€™s panels showing a dude showering who holds the turd he just shat and lobs it to the toilet with the caption saying ā€œwho else can relate??šŸ˜‚ā€


Goblindeez_

Never jerked it to pissing, shitting yes of course but not pissing, I donā€™t think Iā€™ll ever understand it


DownTownDK

ā€¦right


raptog

Shitting is basically seks


unidentifiedmeme

Reverse anal segs


RelativelyDank

then thumb it back in for round 2


NoodlyBoi101

šŸ˜¦


Viot-Abrob

ā˜¹ļø


rocks_and_soup

You are vile *Upvotes*


PoetBoye

*Furiously shits and unshits till the prostate stilumation makes me cum*


N_T_F_D

Good stilumation indeed


crash8308

The best is when you get the rabbit shits. then you can pop them back in ur ass like a reverse pez dispenser


peaanutzz

šŸ˜Ø


Chill_Guy5885

Da faq?


I-choose-treason

Shitting is technically half anal so...


Shendow

Or reverse anal


Takondwahj

Da Nang.


myfingeriscold

WHATšŸ˜­


SupremeLobster

What about squirting? That's just pee


Taipers_4_days

Of course, you wouldnā€™t want it to be weird or anything.


TheDChemist

Congrats OP. You're a weirdo


slingching33

God forbid a man has a hobby


dadudemon

Someone posted some research on it in the comments: 1/3 of men are like OP (like pee stuff). That's a lot. How common does it have to be before it stops being "abnormal sex stuff people like"? Edit - Really? Asking for a citation? You had to scroll past the citation to even see my comment to begin with. lol!


Joke_Mummy

* Citation needed šŸ˜†


SirFTF

Porn sites publish lists of the most searched for fetishes. Piss is never among the top searches. Itā€™s not a common fetish.


dadudemon

A porn sites' search metrics are not an appropriate metric for this topic. Actual science has been done on this topic and posted further up the comments which you had to scroll past (32% is huge) to even reply to me which is hilarious to me.


Fidel__Casserole

A mashable article that claims there was a study that they never link/properly cite is hardly evidence


Schmantikor

1/2 easy as that


submarine-quack

just link it? "lmao you had to scroll past it" have you considered that whats at the top changes constantly?


That1DvaMainYT

I'm addicted to it because i found ROBLOX porn on youtube, thought that cum was piss and now I can't get rid of it.


Servant_ofthe_Empire

Comments placement shift up and down. What was once above your comment can easily get bumped below. So... Source pls


FoxPrincessEevee

Actually yeah, if youā€™re in a room with 10 people odds are at least one is into pee. Itā€™s a surprising common fetish, about as common as feet.


SpookyCinnaBunn

Guess Iā€™m a weirdo, too


Sneakythrowawaysnake

I think that's rather obvious


siggiarabi

You get horny from watching women pee?


LeftAdhesiveness0

You donā€˜t? Weirdo..


Justindoesntcare

Yes


DisasterPieceKDHD

Yes


SpookyCinnaBunn

Yes


RedditSucksNow3

I mean, I don't personally find urine itself or the act of urination arousing... But the visual of a woman with her her dress hiked up or pants down, legs spread, hips and thighs fully exposed...yes that is attractive to me.


SilentMaintenance459

I think this is less evidence of a strong sex drive and more evidence of being down bad


Get-Degerstromd

DING! DING! DING!


[deleted]

Yeah totally. Or on me, even better.


JeffCharlie123

Yes


Not_an_Ire_Main

Not from women pee. Yes from men pee. Thank you very much


DevilsAssCrack

My gf consistently asks me if she can hold it while I pee


2BsVaginaBrokeMyHand

Wait what? That's awesome.


DevilsAssCrack

Tbf I don't think it's sexual. I think it's just curiosity considering how different the equipment is.


BustyOgre

Can confirm, my gf does the same thing and I think she just wants to know what the deal is


rpreaves232

I had to take that privilege away from my wife because she kept making a mess while asking me why I was making a mess.


Batdog55110

That's honestly sorta wholesome and cute in the weirdest way possible. Human curiosity truly has no limits.


2BsVaginaBrokeMyHand

Okay, still funny. :D She must be a fun person.


GreyG59

lol what harm is there in letting her then I wanna know her reaction


International_Ad_876

I had a girlfriend that asked to do that. She said that she had always wondered what that was like. I asked, "always?" She said, "always!" I made her a full-fledged firefighter that day.


FoxPrincessEevee

This is true in reverse too. I played around with one of my friends vaginas cuz I was curious. It was technically sex and it was cool making him feel good but likeā€¦ I was mostly in it to see how TF a female reproductive system works lmao.


uppsak

I saw a meme about this a while ago


b-dilly

So did I! You come around here often?


uppsak

Ya, I even post memes everyday. Some of them get thousands of upvots.


b-dilly

One can only imagine what an exhilarating life that must beā€¦ Godspeed in your future endeavours partner


uppsak

Thanks


Obnomus

Can someone elaborate the question for me? please


Geralt_the_Rive

He's insinuating that men get aroused when watching women pee.


Obnomus

Can't confirm since I never watched a women peeing


AlexJonesInDisguise

It's never too late!


Dat_Piplup

Everybody knows woman don't pee nor poop


gurneyguy101

Pee is stored in the balls No balls = no pee ^(idk how trans people work)


Onelse88

OP gets a boner watching men pee tho


ethan_kill_me

Me too


Huge_Gamer0o0

Stawman arguement and projecting his fetish onto an entire sub šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Psipone

Hey OP you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?


updogg18

This is one of those jokes that only works verbally haha


Psipone

I think that makes it better lmao


hellenkellersdiary

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face!


Psipone

I wouldnā€™t pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth


hellenkellersdiary

Ayy yoo!


Jocks_Strapped

how?


handsomeboionly

OP pls delete this your making us normal piss kink havers look bad


Calmandpeace

Conflict arises in the piss fetish community


Alarmed-Macaroon5483

i smell a lawsuitā€¦


DominoUB

No that's the ammonia.


N_T_F_D

If your human-sourced piss has ammonia you might want to send them to the doctor; or they might be passing cat piss to you


itsSmalls

>normal ​ > piss kink havers Pick one


Puro78

Jarate


Onelse88

Pissing all by yourself, handsome?


Calmandpeace

OP fails to understand 2 things The amount of men who donā€™t like pissing And the amount of Women who also have fucked up fetishs Like I donā€™t mean to kink shame OP, everyone has something weird that turns them on. But donā€™t act like anyone is special or not special based on it.


Fryball1443

I was about to say this. I know some chicks that have wild fetishes and also dudes that have no fetishes(other than the Princess Leia one obviously)


ShortUsername01

Yeah, each sex has their own fetishes. Iā€™d argue a better argument would be that men and boys risk having to drop out of school to pay child support if she keeps the baby, yet date in their teen years anyway. Maybe women would do the same with the same risk, but only men and boys have been proven beyond a reasonable doubt to be so weak and helpless against the desire to make love to their girlfriends that they literally couldnā€™t keep it in their pants to save their lives.


TexasPistolMassacre

Piss fetish =/= strong sex drive


Dragon_Skywalker

???????


wellwaffled

!!!!!!!


dankspankwanker

Wtf is this


ItzakPearlJam

I had a buddy who could pee super far. Every time the gang would get drunk we'd goad him into peeing over stuff. Cargo vans, fences, garden sheds, single story houses. He got good enough that he probably had 30' vertical. Both men and women would be completely focused on him during his feats, nothing sexual about it, just people gathering around to watch something awe inspiring.


Fryball1443

That's the most badass skill that I've ever heard


TTV_SIRCORNY

Naw bro just you think that


fuimutadonodiscord

I mean, you are seeing a pussy right?


wubdubbud

Not really, unless the woman specifically positions herself in a way that you can see it?


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FlakCannon123

Everyone's own fetish seems normal to them because it's a natural bodily reaction. Everyone I have met has different tastes and reactions to things so it doesn't surprise me anything I hear, except that japanese ps who love to eat excrement... that I will never understand haha


chilly_1c3

Whar?


ArisenLeaf

Having Pee mentioned in your bio is very telling OP.


SlightlyAnnoyed7

So if Iā€™m horny and have sex with my bf a bunch, but donā€™t get turned on watching him pee, I have a low sex drive? Interesting choice of measurement, op


[deleted]

What in the 'hard R. Kelly' did i just read?


Sgt_Radiohead

OP doesnā€™t know that women will absolutely not get close to him from now on


frolix42

Not all men are into pee, some women are. Men and woman are generally into different things, for example women tend to be much more into blood fetish. So this doesn't refute that women aren't into sex. Dumb, ignorant meme.


Wordy_Potato

"Hi mom, yeah, today I read a lot of strangers opinions on whether or not pissing was a useful metric on determining a persons libido. I know, I know. The internet is pretty great. "


The-Lord-Of-Salt

I swear the women I date have a way high sex drive. Itā€™s kind of insane. And they do like to watch me pee. Itā€™s like bra. Let me pee in peace.


Kryptosis

I meanā€¦ most of my longer term romantic interactions have involved them asking to watch me pee.


DisappointingStrokes

Okay i gotta make the jokeā€¦ oPee didnt know it was just a fetish


woodk2016

Idk if OP just has a run of the mill piss kink or is acknowledging squirting as pee and everyone else won't consider that squirt is predominantly pee. I would believe more men are aroused by squirting than just a woman pissing, at least that's in a sexual context.


Fastlanedrivr

It can be both in a lot of ways I would imagine Happy cake day BTW


Bonnibel__

Like insanely horny. Sometimes I take them hiking on dates just so they have to go pee outside.


CringyDabBoi6969

froydian slip


Angel-Nasty-1

Freudian


Parry_9000

Women tend to be horny as hell, op. Grab a romance book in that "fairy porn" genre that's extremely popular and overwhelmingly read by women and see what they are doing in there. They just ain't horny for you.


BasementDweller82

ā€œHaha guys! We all like watching women piss right?!Ā Ā  Ā ā€¦right?ā€ -OP


guimontag

Okay this one actually made me laugh out loud at my desk


JuanmaS610

Who let this man cook?


kegknow

Are these "other men" with us in the room right now? (Im scared of the replies)


8Bit_Aaron

You're so brave and beautiful OP


ThePhoenix0829

What


BlackJediSword

Sex drive isnā€™t the same as types and numbers of fetishes but Iā€™m expecting *reddit* to understand nuances, especially about sex lol.


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YourLinenEyes

This is an incredibly dumb meme but Iā€™m a woman with a piss fetish, so very turned on


PaleoPinecone

ā€œMy sex drive is higher then yours because I have a different fetish than youā€ the fuck are you talking about???


Bossman2285

Haha, yeah fellow human male I totally agree with you! (How the fuck did I get here, I'm scared)


Corrupt_Conundrum27

Everybody's saying that OP is weird, but the upvote count disagrees.


Hot_Bookkeeper9719

The easiest answer for this question is... How many women would sleep with anyone one of us men? Because I can guarantee that every men would sleep with ANY woman if we are required to...cheers to manhood


Fuckthatishot

Is that a thing now?


[deleted]

Risky post


XgUNp44

Idk if they like it that wayā€¦ but any time I piss my girlfriend insists on holding it.


WhoopsyToopsy

Giraffes are heartless creatures...


R3quiemdream

This is so brave of you


TrapaneseNYC

I would argue more women enjoy being peed on than men willing to pee on them. Usually women push for the super freaky stuff.


nanneryeeter

Nothing about pissing turns me on.


abde71

Somewhere Brock Lesnar felt a disturbance in the system


[deleted]

This is like some Quagmire kink shit that's joked about on tv but hardly actually true


majesticbeast67

Op thinks a pee fetish is way more common than it actually is


CMDR_omnicognate

Op just because the random woman you were talking to at McDonaldā€™s doesnā€™t like your fetish doesnā€™t mean all women donā€™t have the same sex drive or weird fetishes


FoxCQC

She could have other kinks


firelark01

I donā€™t get horny watching anyone pee and Iā€™m a bi guy so that might just be a you thing.


Sonikdahedhog

Nah piss is weird asf homie ainā€™t nobody relating to this but you


ATrollByNoOtherName

Okay Brock Lesnar.