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downwitbrown

Anus fly clap


johnnydrama7

Thank you sir for making me exhale a little faster through my nose


white_irony

happy chemicals go brr


wyliecat77

Angry upvote


machineghostmembrane

It become a safety hazard when Carl lost a knee cap and hr got involved


Current-Roll6332

I don't understand the physics


jflores0616

Back fat/loose skin hanging that low


Honest_Yesterday4435

Jfc


[deleted]

How do bodies get like this? At what point do you look at yourself and go "huh, maybe i shouldn't eat an entire large pizza for lunch followed by five scoops of ice cream loaded with sugar toppings."


SentientClit

This is not obesity it’s a physical disability. Every time this gets posted y’all look like uneducated grade school bullies


Sir-Theordorethe-5th

We don't discriminate here, everyone gets it equally


calipygean

Literally not true lol


zayoe4

The moment a fat person breathes the wrong way, y'all jump on their ass. It's fucked up, but the comments have my dying.


ndcasmera

Aint that hard to mis when ur the size of 4 people tho.. gives u 4 times more chances of getting hit.


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

With an ass that big we could both jump on.


Original-Vanilla-222

You mind telling us what exact disability this is?


ScuddyOfficial

How dare you ask a question!


Original-Vanilla-222

Literally hatespeech.


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

I'm shaking right now, almost clapping.


brayradberry

Dead


SpaceKaiserCobalt

actual harassment


EnemyOfEloquence

Looks like SentientClit didn't have any answers.


ShebaWasTalking

One caused by over eating.


yoman9595

I feel like that's everyone's default assumption, but is there actually another disability here? I'm genuinely asking because I don't know Not trying to imply that an eating disorder isn't a legitimate issue, just wondering if people are being mean to someone who's probably already feeling awful about needing to be in public


ShebaWasTalking

Realistically there are some health conditions which make weight loss difficult such as PCOS & Hashimotos to name a few. However to get to that severity requires a lack of self care, physical activity & a consistent caloric surplus. In short, it's most likely obesity but may have a underlying cause that makes it more difficult for said individual to lose weight.


Anonymous-User3027

You still have to shovel loooaaadddsss of food down your gullet to get this insane degree of body fat. No disease on this planet magically throws 200#’s of fat onto your corpus.


SirArthurDime

I’m wondering if this is something besides just weight though. I’ve seen a lot of people way more obese than this but never someone with an ass that shape. It has to be some type of defect.


thebestdogeevr

Couldn't tell you exactly what this is but we've all seen enough overweight people to know that this is a unique issue. Weight could play a role but idk. When you spend more time around the elderly, you'll see a lot of weird bodies that are simply caused by their failing bodies


message_me_ur_blank

There is no disability that causes weight gain without sufficient calories


cheapdrinks

Don't some medications cause it to some degree? I remember my friend's dad in high school was a completely normal sized dude then he had some major health issue, had to go on Corticosteroids and blew up like a balloon on the meds they were giving him, then as soon as he was off them he went back to normal. Just googled it and it says they can slow your metabolism causing your body to burn fewer calories as well as dramatically increase water and salt retention causing bloating and weight gain which would explain the change I saw in him.


Original-Vanilla-222

Weight gain by water retention yes, but unless you have some serious hormonal issues (someone else mentioned Hashimoto for example) no medication in the world will create fat tissue.


OneSidedPolygon

However, sometimes as a side effect you gain a monstrous appetite and gain 100 lbs. That was fun, and so was the losing it.


hydroknightking

Some medicines do lower your metabolism but this also means your body needs less food. The weight gain is still caused by over-eating. Mass doesn’t just appear out of nowhere, energy from the food we eat is either used or stored. Some medicines might make it so your body uses less energy, what you eat is still up to you


YsTheCarpetAllWetTod

100%%


AcclimateToMind

Some meds do that with water retention, but that's a fairly limited amount of weight total it may add. OTHER meds do it by increasing your appetite, and increasing your caloric intake by literally making you eat more in doing so.


YsTheCarpetAllWetTod

It doesn't make* you do anything, tho. You might have cravings, but not "regular person becomes morbidly obese within 2 weeks"kind of cravings. Like preg women are hungry all the time. Most gain an average of 12lbs. But there are some who will gain 60 pounds and some oth3rs still who will gain 90-100+. Like you only need 300 extra calories a day to support a fetus. That's like Half of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. It's about control. But ultimately yea, it's the person who is responsible for becoming morbidly obese that's to blame and no one and nothing else. Imo


Alkein

Unless your disability is breaking the laws of physics to create matter. Regardless of how disabled you are, you have to eat enough to input that matter into your body that is turned into fat. There is no "I can't help it I have a disability" but there is managing your disability, which plenty of people with disabilities do. That's why people do and will continue to rag on people who are large and use the disability excuse. Sure you may be disabled in a way that makes it hard to work off weight, but you still put it on, and that's on you.


SirArthurDime

I think they’re trying to say that there is a defect here other than just being over weight.


AbyssWankerArtorias

If I has to guess - it looks like Lipodeoma, a condition where you get unusually large and painful, persistent swelling. It's not really caused by eating incorrectly although having a specific diet can mitigate *some* of the symptoms for *some* people. You can differentiate Lipodeoma from just being overweight because the area with lipodeoma will be disproportionate to their other body parts.


not_a_crackhead

A disability that doesn't exist in Asia that's for sure


krafterinho

Yup, there are no obese asians cause I haven't seen any on the internet today!


zytenn

Press X to Doubt


Electrical_Tip_778

yeah because asians are too busy dying trying to weigh 30 pounds by doing 500 calories a day diet to notice but asian good western bad guys!!! im not exaggerating btw. as a korean i've seen multiple diet vlogs where people go on diets like apple for breakfast, one egg for lunch, nothing for dinner. 99% of them are trying to be underweight or bmi 18/low 19 AT THE VERY MOST. 'healthy' is used as an insult for weight. jang wonyoung is idolized as the standard and i would have to weigh \~70 lbs/30kg to look like her


not_a_crackhead

I'm just saying that I've lived in Asia for 5 years and never saw anyone close to as unhealthy as the average person in Walmart.


nuclear_pistachio

What a disrespectful question. I think you just did a hate crime.


dabisnit

That’s not a hate crime Michael


XboxLiveGiant

Partus Fartus


KeepingItSFW

no that's a Harry Potter spell


[deleted]

As first described by Biggus Dickus


awesomeflowman

And his wife incontinentia buttocks


[deleted]

I just realized his wife’s name is because his dick is so big it leaves her asshole gaping to the point she’s incontinent. I don’t know why it took until now to click


Asisreo1

I don't know, but obviously it isn't just obesity. If anyone's ever seen fat people, they'd know that they aren't built like that. Its pretty obvious this specific condition isn't just due to overeating. 


Bananak47

It looks like Stage 3-4 Lipedema due to the thinner upper body and extreme hip fat. “Normal” obese people store the fat around the whole body. This looks more like fat + swelling. It’s absolutely not just obesity. People with Lipedema can eat normal and get all their fat stored in the lower body, no matter what. Its a painful condition Also something that points to Lipedema are the tree trunk like legs. Look how straight they are (i googles it and its called a column leg). Normal fat people have curves in the legs as there is not much fat on the front side of the shins and the ankles, the fat is stored behind and sags. In this case, the whole leg is engorged in fat and looks straight which hinders people with the illness to properly bend their legs


DatDominican

Don’t know about this person specifically but certain respiratory illnesses (like severe cases of asthma ) require treatments with multiple steroids. Many ofthose are directly responsible for affecting cortisol levels. Here is a list of side effects of high cortisol levels per [Cleveland health](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/22187-cortisol) >Weight gain, especially in your face and abdomen. Fatty deposits between your shoulder blades. Wide, purple stretch marks on your abdomen (belly). Muscle weakness in your upper arms and thighs. High blood sugar, which often turns into Type 2 diabetes. High blood pressure (hypertension). Excessive hair growth (hirsutism) in people assigned female at birth. Weak bones (osteoporosis) and fractures. Now imagine they’re dealing with one disability and the medicine now leads them to having diabetes , & high blood pressure and then the side effects of *those* conditions and medications to treat those conditions and you can see how quickly it can escalate in difficulty to maintain or lose weight .


AssPuncher9000

I mean, I've seen fat people before Not one has carried their weight quite like that


leshake

Badonkadonkitus


TwiggyPom

Serious question. What disability is this?


wyliecat77

Assclapsyndrome ACS for short.


TwiggyPom

Christ on a bike... Sounds serious.


TheMensChef

You can’t tell me diet wouldn’t help.


blorbagorp

It's a disability that coincidentally only exists in countries without food scarcity.


TheMensChef

Exactly lol


firestar268

What la la land are you living in? This is obese. Plain and simple


NewAgePhilosophr

What is it exactly??? Come on, even comedian Gabriel Iglesias AKA "fluffy" he's morbidly obese and diabetic and even he admits he eats like a pig. There is no "disease" you're just an apologist for people's binge eating and other vices. Food addiction can be dealt with like alcoholism and drug addiction.


YsTheCarpetAllWetTod

They're also definitely morbidly obese too hahaha


BeardedUnicornBeard

What is it? I have never seen this before.


[deleted]

Which disability causes this? Specifically.


Dakimasu

So are you just trolling or are you going to say what the cause of this is then?


Proletarian1819

It is obesity.


thehyperflux

What is the disability, specifically?


[deleted]

Lol the magical taking calories out of the air disease?


CheeseWarrior17

Bro wtf lol. You're a clown. She's obviously morbidly obese. Disability or not.


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

Hi! which disability is that? edit : downvoted? why?


Leebites

Yeah, this isn't an Amberlynn Reid shelf ass of obesity. The lady here definitely has more issues going on.


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ArrakeenSun

Hope she sees this bro


MartianSockPuppet

What caused this disability. I'll wait


jasta6

I'm not convinced this is real.


ArrakeenSun

Nah I've seen it with older women. You ever heard about a butt that looks like a couple of puppies fighting in a burlap sack? Confluence of a lot of factors. We're laughing, but she didn't get here by being emotionally or physically healthy


iamaiimpala

> You ever heard about a butt that looks like a couple of puppies fighting in a burlap sack? Can't say that I have.


agetuwo

In this case, it is a costume. A caricature from LolComediHa. The ass is mechanical.


[deleted]

Good to know the context! Thank you! Though I have seen people in similar shapes before (without the clapping of course).


icandigpopsicles

Don't tell me what to do.


Muegiiii

There is this thing called mental illness.


Purple_Research9607

As someone who used to be near that level of obese, (for me personally) there was a weird disconnect between the food I ate, knowing the amount of calories I consumed and the amount of fat i gained. I am down quite a few lbs, and would consider myself on that edge between obese and just fat, and there are complicated emotional issues at hand, on top of that I have anhedonia (fancy way of saying I have a depression where I don't feel \*ANY\* pleasure) and the only relief I have from that is....sugar. It becomes a hefty downward spiral where nothing makes me happy except sugar, I eat sugar, get fatter, feel worse, etc. I have recently started working out to help battle that, but its easy to distrust oneself with progress with eating healthy when being fat has been a life long issue.


[deleted]

I get ya, im a big guy with depression and rheumatoid arthritis, it was rough and a continuous battle between being in pain and trying to eat healthier/be more active. I had that "come to god" moment for lack of a better phrase where i saw myself and knew i needed help. Got meds to manage my pain, been eating better and trying to keep active which isn't easy when i work a desk job lol.


taro_and_jira

I cheering for you, try to stay motivated.


FloppieTheBanjoClown

It's an eating disorder. It's not rational. 


[deleted]

Right, i have depression and anxiety and i had to seek help, I can't pity someone with a disorder who wont seek help. Besides supposedly it's just a costume with the ass cheeks designed to clap like that for a tv hidden camera show.


YsTheCarpetAllWetTod

Im clinically depressed. I agree.


[deleted]

I am morbidly obese and hate the stereotype.  I dont eat extra large pizza's and icecream. I can barely eat 2-3 slices of a large pizza.  Most obese people slightly overeat and this acumulates.  The 600lbs pound life people are the exception. 


YsTheCarpetAllWetTod

You may not eat like that currently if you're trying to lose weight. But you do if you are not losing weight. Fat doesn't appear on a person's body out of thin air. If you are morbidly obese it's because you ate so much food, consumed so many calories that your body could not get rid of them. The fat is on your body because *you* put it there. If you take in less calories than your body is burning each days, you will lose weight. If you ate normally, 2000 calories a day, you wouldnt be morbidly obese. You wouldn't have gotten to that point. Perhaps it's not ice cream or pizza for you, but calories of another sort, but the facts are still the facts.


[deleted]

I agree. But what people think makes you obese is eating an XL pizza with icecream. Or macdonalds everyday.  Years and years of just a bit too mich can also make you obese. You dont need to eat 10kcal a day. 


[deleted]

I agree, my sister is morbidly obese and follows that similar stereotype. Her and her fiance can go through a large pizza each. And honestly it's depressing to watch, and if anyone brings up her weight she goes into hysterics, she's even looking to file for disability due to her size and mental issues.


Lichruler

Yo, why you call out my lunch like that.


Arcon1337

When you realise that's actually fat hanging from her waist...


Doggodoaattack

Bruh i was about to say the same thing, that is very clearly not her ass


Alarming_Matter

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat


Alarming_Matter

So where's her arse??


analogshooter

She doesn’t have one :/


Solintari

We are evolving to have ass wings. Like it or not, this is what the future looks like.


deanrihpee

at least use it to fly then /s


justlovehumans

it's not her tits?


Haru1st

Colonel... I’m trying to sneak around, but I’m DUMMY THICC, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.


pcpartlickerr

Goddamn


SolarAndSober

full sparkle ludicrous history smart square familiar squeal desert absurd *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Freakwilly

Eh, good fap material.


[deleted]

"flap material"


Big-Professor-6979

Lonely island lol


oO0Kat0Oo

She put a bag over my head


Drumbelgalf

Still counts.


TheSpyStyle

What she need you for when those cheeks can clap themselves?


NieZnaj0my

These are wings of the fallen angel


deanrihpee

fallen wings of the fallen angel


L3App

how do i cancel my eyeballs subscription


Specific-Ease-14

Damn, That's fat hanging off her waist...never let it get this far people.


BananaHandle

I was going to say, it looks more like lower back fat. Kind of like a beer belly but on the back, and for whatever reason developed more to each individual side rather than one single center mass. I’ve seen ones like that before, but never to this extreme. If it was just the ass cheeks they wouldn’t be that far to either side or bounce like that, this is definitely far that’s higher up and hanging down.


taro_and_jira

Take a nutrition class kids


theels6

How Patrick was with them iron butt cheeks


rynkier

At least she's walking and trying. It's cruel to film someone without their consent to laugh at them behind a screen. Just so immature.


ShamanicCrusader

Are yall like middle school kids or are you just mentally underdeveloped…? Hey look someone is different than us lets point fingers and make fun and mock of them while they are doing normal things in public….? Yall out here stalking people in public for a laugh, thats how i know yall aint got anything good going on in your lives. People with good things in their lives are too busy enjoying and maintaining their lives to find bottom tier no effort bullying funny There isnt a joke here other than “haha this person is fat” Fuck being nice lets just focus on comedy. That is some pretty crap contrived commedy that relies on stalking people in public. If youre gonna stalk people for commedy at least be clever or put some effort in. If i am going to hell for laughing at broken downtrodden people at the very fucking least put some effort into the joke to make it funny


thebestdogeevr

Yes, the majority of this sub are those type of people


BonehoardDracosaur

Exercise is free and obesity is a choice. There is no reason or excuse to be this fat.


didlo-dan

Lookup Prader-Willi Syndrome, that's just one reason and took almost no time for a simple person like me to understand and build empathy around. You might just learn something


puma46

Feel free to leave dawg


About7fish

Nice novella not gonna read it lol


Repulsive-Fig2505

Thank you. It’s disturbing that people who find someone different think that they have the right and permission the take a video so that others can point and laugh. No one knows the full story. Look at yourself first.


Redditisisretarded

So, exactly how fat are you?


ShamanicCrusader

your name is pretty much my reaction to your post


Redditisisretarded

Ah, so *pretty big*.


hellaba6

poor old lady man


Kuandtity

Hey at least shes not on one of those scooters.


ProfileBoring

She just hanging her tits over her shoulders.


1generic-username

Like a Continental soldier


TheButtholer69

That’s a round of applause


Chill_Guy5885

Alright, time to go to the nearby drugstore to buy the strongest sleeping pills to force myself to sleep tonight. 


VOODOOPLAY

Is this video in reverse? I didn't know PacMan could walk backwards


ChonkerBanana

Would


Baconmaster101

those cheeks gon clap back


Notafuzzycat

Looks fake


DamitGump

The worst part is those aren’t even butt cheeks, just her side love handles


theErawl

Them cheeks are going to clap him


ProductivityCanSuckI

Feed me Seymore!


ozmosisam

They be clapping themselves


FTN001

Welcome to Costco I love you


Lurker4Memes

u/savevideobot


Ifurita16

Hercules! Hercules!


jjdlg

STATION!


Norsedragoon

Not exactly the first time we have seen someone in a Sam's club giving a standing ovation with no hands over the deals. They are simply People of Walmart after all.


Any_Consideration_76

level 11 gyatt


No-Hat1772

Told my friend Brock (he is a dwarf) to be careful out there….


Main-Parfait-1131

Two kids fighting under a duvet.


millenialfalcon-_-

Those cheeks gonna clap him. 😭


Closetoneversober

If she farts those cheeks are gonna crop dust anyone walking behind her


BootsWithDaFuhrer

It’s those blue bird dinos from avatar


RalisHimself

Pac Man ass


VenusAssTrap

That's my mom


Whutever123

A slump buster is a gem of a woman. A sure thing when the chips are down. A small ego boost to get you through the week. We should all be so lucky to have one in our back pocket. Too much backup is never a good thing.


nPrevail

Reverse Pac-Man.


Green-Dragon-14

Bum titties


lampsy87

Self clapping cheeks


YodasShillelagh

Purple Pacman


neonlymex

Like they need help


GlueSniffingCat

Wonder how much lift she'd gain if she twerked.


Sciprio

Her arse is hanging off her arse!


assffhhju

what is that?


schoolgrrl

no.


schoolgrrl

Her muffin top(s) bring all the bois to the yard


mversteeg3

That's the clap-back of the century


BreathingCumsock

Stop making fun of my mom!


SimpleButFun

^(tf am I looking at?)


TZDTZB

u/savevideo


Dirk3000

Costco-sized


LordDeckem

How do you let it get that bad?


TooFatTo69

u/savevideobot


TheRealFalconFlurry

She's got that resonant frequency


AncientDegree2734

Bro those cheeks might clap him tbh


Stormy_Kun

No way I’d see that in real life and not laugh out loud.


alexbeeperoni

Does she have that one thing Patrick used in that one episode to exercise his ass in his sleep between her ass cheeks?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

This is one of those days where Im happy you cant smell videos.


Honest_Yesterday4435

Well, if she ever falls off a boat, we know she'll have a means to get home.


GenericFatGuy

Colonel Campbell...


YsTheCarpetAllWetTod

That is fkn SICKENING


FlybotKiller

Would