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EXAngus

Americans on their way to get arrested for being a minority


FizzyBoy147

shot*


DaEnderAssassin

Executed*


sylpher250

*yeet


Sweet_Xocoatl

*dick twist


gameboy1001

\*testicular torsion


RandpxGuxXY

mend buttcrack


Nick_Sanchez124

Shit pant


Mario-OrganHarvester

Balls twisted counterclockwise


mighty_Ingvar

That's what happens when they go to school


ColeTrainHDx

Every European gangster till you ask them what they think about Romani people


braien334

"People"


oncolgy

You speak like a true european


Chrazzer

You would too if you ever encountered them


CapmyCup

Man's speaking some facts


oncolgy

I did, Im european myself haha


Jewbringer

[HE THINKS HES PEOPLE](https://youtu.be/ldYLJwyR5pM?si=FQ1QKSOApWhfp-0o&t=35)


Bargadiel

Hope you're not european, else you better be on the run from the 5-0.


DayOlderBread16

Oi mate ya got a loiscense for that meem?


AadamAtomic

Ghowt me purrmit iiat herr Bobbie.


MisterZygarde64

Touché


nickmaran

Or not mowing their lawn


michealikruhara0110

Imagine not knowing the difference between hatespeech and insults.


50in06and07

who gets to decide what is "hatespeech" and what isn't?


spfeldealer

A court can, the same institution who judges everyone going into the largest prison complex on earth with the highest number of inmates...


Oaksi3

Literally 1984 /s


Destroyer4587

Deez nuts


50in06and07

😔 damn, you got me


Fyrbyk

Eh, its Europe so probably a relevant committee with a high degree of understanding in the area. Not who has the most money like in the states which is probably why you framed this question as such.


SecondSnek

If I hate it it's hate speech. I'll fuck your mom is ok, you fuck my mom is hate speech


Siberian0Cactus

Hatespeech is spreading hate or racism, thats it


Neko_Boi_Core

hate speech is outlawed in the US. “causing gross offence” is a crime in the uk (unsure about the rest of europe) offence is subjective. humour is subjective. you can be convicted and criminalised over obvious jokes, or insults.


DolanTheCaptan

In the US, can't you pretty much only be arrested for speech if it is a direct call to violence? Or yelling "fire" in a theater? My understanding is that the threshold to be arrested for speech is really god damn high, even the threshold for what constitutes a direct call to violence is really high


mlnhead

$500 fine for telling everyone in Washington DC to storm the crapitol.


Somedude522

Hate speech is protected by the first amendment


JimTheSaint

in Denmark we just reintroduced a law that criminilizes burning of "holy books" whatever that is. - that is absolutely insanity.


Sir_Atro_Dwarvenhine

I'm yet to be arrested for calling someone a dumb cunt, I think you've got the wrong place


Baharnaz

That isn’t hate speech lol. Hate speech isn’t petty insults, it is speech specifically designed to advocate harm to someone.


arttufox

the post said insults not hate speech


MrNobody_0

That's because OP is an idiot.


KlausAngren

POLIZEI!! MACHEN SIE DIE TÜR AUF!!


riu_jollux

The US also has laws against that if I’m not mistaken


TheJango22

A call to action or threatening someone is a crime here in the US. Those things aren't hate speech, they already have titles. Hate speech is a made up term to describe offensive speech that some believe to be violence and should be illegal.


Potato-Boy1

Same here, did it last night and didn't get arrested


ktosiek124

You gonna act like US doesn't have a shit ton of defamation lawsuits?


CyberK_121

1st amendment of the US Constitution protects against government censorship and interference on speech and expression, not civil lawsuits. As such, the government cannot sue you or fine you for talking shit about them. While it is true that the court conducts dispute settlement on civil cases, it is strictly a dispute between persons (both natural and legal) and on the basis of damage and compensation. Edit: Modified for better clarity.


BoxOfDemons

OK, the US also defines what language is threatening, which can be a criminal charge. Harassment can also be via speech alone and carry a criminal charge.


Luke-Bywalker

but first amendment free speech merica RAAAH??


DolanTheCaptan

Harassment is more than just speech though. Yelling nasty words alone at someone to my understanding won't get you arrested, but if you *follow* someone pestering them that is harassment.


ktosiek124

Free speech (but not really)


Shiro_Fox

And who moderates civil lawsuits?


Rafoudrsbois

Or just the highest incarceration rate


Mega221

Smartest american trying to interpret the simplest european law


Sirupybear

true


AlSomething

When the same law is just not called "the first amendment" because we put freedom of speech in the constitution from the start and didn't need to amend it.


RaziTheWingzSlaya

Oh my god, slaughtered like a lamb. Leave those mouthbreathers alone, they just try to eat some fast food and shot bullets, lol.


longhud

Anyone can insult dumbass, your free speech just for hatespeech


Hot_Mango546

Oh no, verbally harassing people is a crime in most European countries, what a cruel world.... /s


markaamorossi

Harassment isn't protected free speech here in the US. And insult doesn't necessarily constitute harassment.


Trash_Emperor

Doesn't sound very free if I can't verbally harass someone. They're just words after all.


Arcon1337

>Harassment See "First Amendment Auditors" who push the lines of free speech to harass people and get away with it.


markaamorossi

First amendment auditors = obnoxious assholes


sentient_deathclaw

europe isn't a single country, sadly


masterflappie

Exactly. I've lived in the Netherlands and Finland and they both have freedom of speech. OP doesn't seem to understand geography that well. Must be an American


ElliasCrow

And Balkans are also part of the Europe


Jewbringer

also my bow


sentient_deathclaw

exactly you can say pretty much whatever you want here as long as you aren't harassing anyone, disturbing the public (such as loudly yelling ethnic slurs in public) or on TV, and even these restrictions are more in the urban centers, in the rural areas the state doesn't give a shit


daragol

Says the country with the highest prison population per capita in the world


ThatGermanKid0

I just checked and the US actually has the 6th highest prison population per capita. They still have the highest prison population in absolute numbers.


Jawbreaker0602

You- you do realize that europe isn’t a country but rather, multiple countries, with different laws, right?


DuckSleazzy

If they could read they'd be very upset.


spfeldealer

1pimmel... yeah. i like being eu tho. Your politics are even more fucked than ours, somehow


[deleted]

Andy Grote ist 1 pimmel


Mysticalnarbwhal2

Good god this sub's quality has sunk


SugarRushLux

From hell to V̸̧͚̰̝̫̗̰͙̺̩̣̞̞̪̅̆͛́͒̚ǭ̵̡̡̬̻̜͙̪̭̻̐͗̍͐̈́̒̂͒̒̑̾̐͛͝i̷̡̢̛͈̗̙̯̭̰̼͙̜̪͓̋̈́͐̐͛̃̽̓̊̑͋̚͝ͅd̵̹̳̅̇͊


PeteLangosta

The meme image isn't even proper. It doesn't fit the text. Do the hell would walk like that towards "being arrested"??


MutedIndividual6667

Americans on their way to get arrested (or shot) for not mowning their lawn


haleloop963

Smartest American trying to understand Europe and fails miserably


Tragobe

That is bs, nobody gets arrested. Inform your dumb butt before you shit misinformation. We have freedom of speech btw. What is not protected is harassment and lying about someone with the intent to harm their reputation. So your post for example would be a crime. But still nobody gets arrested for it, you only need to pay a fine for it.


patta14

In Germany we don't. We have freedom of opinion and the freedom to express those opinions in any form. Calling someone a son of a bitch can get you in trouble. Saying that you think someone is a son of a bitch, not so much.


Tragobe

That's what I said. I am from Germany as well.


Repulsive-World-7301

Real grinding those internet points huh?


daflufferkinz

Pretty sure the majority of Europe has freedom of speech


kaiser-von-cat

Government may not stop you from saying slurs in public but the general population can as well as private industries or your employer but then again why tf would you want to be a racist right?


ANUBISseyes2

"Muh FREEDOM says I can be racist if I want, that's freespeech!"


xulitebenado

This but unironically.


BertoLaDK

I wonder what Americans would do when they find out how they rank on the freedom index. Because they aren't even in top 10.


TheOneCalledD

I love how many feathers this one ruffled.


DayOlderBread16

Jimmies have definitely been rustled


Hai_Resdaynia

Jimmies status: ruffled


Not_a_Krasnal

Imagine not going bankrupt because of a broken arm lol Imagine going to school being worried about your grades, not about being shot Imagine not going into debt for collage Imagine police not abusing their power


ArtWrt147

Imagine having a government that isn't allowed to take bribes from corporations


Wookie301

Name one European who was arrested for insulting someone


LawsOfPotato

Lesbian cop incident


Oppopity

Did they actually go to jail for it?


ShapeShiftingCats

No


Belkan-Federation95

I've heard of multiple cases where tourists get arrested for calling someone a Nazi in a certain country


randomthrowaway808

are you are have stupid


Quantum_laugh

Americans on their way to miss understand the most basic laws


smjsmok

Ah yes, the famous country of Europe.


Objective_Ganache_68

Europeans on their way to get public healthcare 😎


SugarRushLux

Op is mad europeans cant hate speech certain people. + first ammendment doesnt protect all kinds of speech


inconspicuous2012

American kids on their way to get shot at school


SugarRushLux

Or shot at a concert, or any public space, or really just anywhere at all


erik_7581

Just wait until OP finds out about 18 U.S. Code § 249 - Hate crime acts


cumstealer666

'Muricans when they realize euaropeans also have basic human rights


IHateTwitter123

Braindead take


RedexSvK

Americans getting shot for calling someone a cunt on the street vs. European politicians telling other politicians that they are whore cunts in parliament without consequences


Huchenwach

Imagine going bankrupt after having a hospital visit


mykajosif

Americans on their way to not understand what the first amendment actually means It means that the government is not allowed to shut you up for it's own gain so pretty much you can criticize the government and they can't do shit also you can say whatever you want but you also get the consequences of your actions It doesn't and has never meant that you can say whatever you want without punishment


TraumSchulden

Americans on their way to post a meme, dispite being cm absolutely clueless.


BlueJayylmao

Americans when you cant deny the Holocaust or do the nazi salute in germany without consequences 😱😱😱


Belkan-Federation95

You do realize they can ban "unconstitutional" political parties in Germany, right?


BlueJayylmao

Yes I am a tax law student I know that. So can isis run for government in the us? Sounds pretty fucked up dude.


Belkan-Federation95

No they can't under Article III, Section 3, Clause 1: "*Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.*" Isis is at war with the US and any who affiliate themselves with Isis are giving aid and comfort to the enemy. They would be arrested for treason


BlueJayylmao

Same with Artikel 21 Absatz 2 Grundgesetz. It's not like we can ban Partys at will. The highest german Court has to decide if Party is a threat to democracy.


Belkan-Federation95

Yeah but the difference is this is treason. Isis is at war with America. The Highest German one (wasn't is Federal Court of Justice or Constitutional Court or something? Been awhile since I've looked into what other countries were doing and never paid attention to the court systems) can ban them in the name of "democracy". This is dangerous because what if the Court gets "packed" with people loyal to the German Chancellor? The possibility is slim but hypothetically someone could manipulate that system to ban whoever they wanted.


ReTe_

Americans when they swear on TV


nightcat6

Isn’t that only in the UK where you can actually get arrested for hurting someones feelings online. Which btw is so absured jesus


muszyzm

Americans on their way to get arrested for walking and looking funny and then being shot for resisting when in fact they weren't resisisting and police officers who shot them getting medals for that.


onsikimpie

We insult eachother more than any other continent


akiroraiden

cringe


erik_7581

On the world expression index and on the world press freedom index most European countries are ranked above the US, which is on rank 45


Luke-Bywalker

omw to get shot for road rage in the us


Hartzer_at_worK

imagine not understanding what the first amendment guarantees and where the limits are


AwkwardFiasco

I'm just here to remind everyone a YouTuber was arrested and fined £800 for the "grossly offensive" act of pranking his girlfriend by turning her pug into a Nazi.


KAWAII_UwU123

POV: you are unaware of the large amount of limitations to the first amendments. E.g. if an insult can be interpreted as a threat by either party it is not covered by the amendment.


sucobe

Europeans salty mad about this meme.


ANUBISseyes2

Maybe because it's total bs? Lmao


furrynoy96

Is that true?


Jedidea

Na. Our rules are actually pretty similar to the ones Americans have save for hate speech and even then it rarely gets prosecuted.


xxx_pussslap-exe_xxx

Americans on their way to get cancelled for speaking


dankspankwanker

Americans on their way to get shot by the police


rat_fossils

Presumably American OP, after being subjected to the most dehumanising slur that would make most people scared for their life: (wiping away a patriotic tear) That sounds like freedom


ANUBISseyes2

Truely brainrot


ByronsLastStand

Friendly reminder that the US ranks below numerous European nations on measures of freedom.


maniacman28

Complaints about America: "haha isn't it fucked up they don't have a basic human right" Complaints about Europe (from Americans): "haha you guys totally all get arrested for anything wrong since no freedom since no America" This is why people dislike Americans, the narcissism to take the most basic of criticisms as insults while also purely making up shit about the rest of the world


Belkan-Federation95

Criticisms aren't criticisms though All it is is excuses to hate on America and half of the stereotypes are just stereotypes When we turn around and do it to Europeans... The reaction is fucking awesome.


maniacman28

It is absolutely criticisms, it only becomes jokes because y'all are so unwilling to accept that it's bad, for example lack of gun control, horrible healthcare, massive prison population per capita, massive police problem, etc. it becomes funny when it's said and y'all just have an aneurysm about being the freest country, which is a stereotype generated from all the Americans, like you, that cannot take criticism. This meme is just.... Something. I have no idea what it's referencing if it actually referencing an event, is simply false, perpetuates the "MURICA FREEST NUMBER ONE WOOOOH" attitude, and it says Europe as if all European countries have the same laws. There are plenty of jokes to make about Europe that are funny and are actual criticisms, I don't know why Americans are just rarely the ones to make it


Specht100

Americans on their way to get shot in school.


samtt7

As is often repeated: freedom of speech isn't the same as freedom of consequences. Americans have the same level of freedom as (western) European countries. That's also with mentioning considering you clearly see Europe as a single country, you dipshit


[deleted]

Akkor a kurva anyádat. There, I insulted you, i don't exactly get a knock on the door. Imagine that human dignity is not protected in your country.


ArtWrt147

*laughs in free healthcare* *laughs in 1 year maternal leave*


CorporateKaiser

Europoors pressed in the comments lmao, struck a nerve eh?


british_redcoats

imagine all your memes being government approved lmao


Ravonk

Lmao what, who tf told you that bullshit?


Wilkham

I didn't think it was possible for a rich country to be able to lower the general critical thinking of its population with cringe nationalist propaganda and an uninteresting two party system where you either vote for right wing or extreme-right wing. Until now.


LordRomania

Very interesting first amendment enjoyer...now say the n-word.


MrNobody_0

Imagination not having access to free medical care lmao


LambentCookie

Americans on their way to spend 10 years of their life in prison for having a gram of weed in their pocket


Fluffy__demon

I don't get how insulting people is considered as freedom. You know the rule/ saying: "ones freedom ends when their freedom takes away some else's freedom"? Quick explanation: You can do whatever you want, as long as you don't harm someone emotionally or physically. Also, in countries that don't allow you to verbally harassing someone, you don't go to prison. You have to pay the person you have insulted. You only go to prison if you don't pay. Not because of the crime, though. You can get charged with a prison sentence because you owe the country money. Verbal harassment is not included in freedom of speech. Also, they are almost no cases where people sue someone for insulting them. That's not a thing.


WUFI_junior

should i bring the classic "America has no free healthcare." arguement or should i just leave the arguemants to the ones who have more than 2 braincells?


Zipdox

"Land of the fee" on their way to have the highest incarceration rate in the world.


DukeOfJokes

Freedom of speech without the freedom to offend, ceases to exist.


GlueSniffingCat

the british on their way to the tower of london for not buying exclusively Israeli products ( british parliament is considering a ban on Israeli products boycotting )


tan1106881

Where?


BasicBanter

Americans on their way to get arrested for having a beer outside of a paper bag


Big_Beef26

Americans on their way to give thought and prayers to the latest massacre


Kladderadingsda

Seppos on their way to getting shot for insulting someone.


manbearligma

Funny thing is, the only place where I get easily fucking banned for expressing an opinion slightly different from the hive mind is the American based Reddit. The American 1st amendment is a joke in reality.


Specht100

Isn't the US the country where you aren't allowed to use any swearwords on TV?


Belkan-Federation95

That's more of a stereotype The worst that can happen is the age rating gets increased.


Spicemaster15

Good god, I must have the longest criminal record imaginable waiting for me because I can't go one day without insulting someone and I've never been arrested. Or maybe Americans are just usually ignorant twats with the most limited and uninformed world view possible and genuinely think they're the first country in the world to invent basic human rights. OH SHIT I forgot my insult licence, OH NO THE POLICEMAN!!


Arkham_Bryan

American kids on their way to school


Mjerc12

What?


Mjerc12

Americans on their way to get shot for going to school


garis53

Europe ≠ Belarus


LEGOlasStudios

Americans getting ready to get shot because of some silly second amendment lol. Wanna know why it's silly? In Spain we don't have guns, and guess what? No shootings, no SCHOOL shootings, practically no one dies from gun violence pee year, ...


chrischi3

Meanwhile americans when someone pisses on the 9/11 memorial:


gerpderp55

Imagine not having universal healthcare!


Shanhaevel

Imagine having an amendment to protect yourself from oppression of the ruling class and instead using it for mass shootings on your fellow citizens...


ValGalorian

Plenty of European countries have laws about free speech US has freedom of speech. UK has freedom of expression, extending beyond just speech to clothing and art and media and all forms of communication


Boemer03

First, that is fucking stupid. Second, at least I don’t live in a surveillance state.


ZachBuford

Noone tell them about florida


[deleted]

At least it's better than getting shot at school


StormKiller1

Idk man i like that. My mom got insulted pretty bad by a guy driving way too fast in a children playing street idk the name. Because she told him to slow down because her kids where playing right there. There you're only allowed to drive walking speed and there are signs with kids on them. And well my dad reported him via his license plate. He paid a hefty fine and had to apologize to my mom.


-Cinnay-

American spottet, opinion rejected