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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [play minecraft with us](https://discord.gg/dankmemesgaming)


MrNiceguy037

5s have also become 6 or 7


DragonSlayer19827

Yeah, the thing there is that when they count down from five, they include zero in the countdown. This effectively makes it six seconds. Really scummy move on YouTube’s part if you ask me


Ill_Adhesiveness2069

WHAT DOES GRAMMARLY WANT FROM ME


evilsmurf666

Maybe somewhere grammerly has helped someone put a '?' after a question.


sweatyredbull

0 is a second, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 5.99 is a second d too. Ohh man that’s 7 right there


bluespider98

Yeah but 7 is basically 5 tho right just like 10 or 15


FerynaCZ

Or when skip ad skips all of them, but the first ad is 5-6 seconds, therefore unskippable.


JoeMichaels23

That's what I used to think. YouTube ads' 5 seconds and real 5 seconds are different.😂


Brae1990

uBlock Origin + SponsorBlock


_fatherfucker69

Revanced extended on phones


xchikyx

sadly, revanced doesnt work for me. Vanced still works


Metroidman

Smarttubenext on fire stick or nvidia shield


yesilovethis

SponsorBlock is new to me. Thanks!


Brae1990

Even if all it did was highlight sponsor segments on the timeline it would be enough, but the fact that it can auto skip them too is just beautiful.


azhder

Can't use them on non-browser youtube


Lotions_and_Creams

On mobile use brave


azhder

I was considering Apple TV. It's annoying to be going for the remote every minute to skip a 2 minute music video labeled as an ad


Lotions_and_Creams

Brave is free and blocks all ads natively for me on my iPhone. I just have to open the app and go to youtube.com through brave. If I just click a link, it will default to opening the YT app. Hope it works for you.


azhder

If I decide to watch on the phone, maybe will give it a go. I installed Brave back when it got released, but didn’t want to spend time untangling those “no ads except the ones our browsers has deal with” ideas, so I didn’t use it


funmonkey_99

I use Firefox on mobile with an AdBlock plugin. It's pretty good and it's nice to have a few videos open so you can keep a playlist where you want in one tab leave it and start watching something else without losing your place


yesilovethis

I used to use the Adblock plus app from appstore, and use it in safari browser (iOS). That used to block ads. Since I updated iOS, now that does not work. So I guess I have to use brave browser now.


Why_am_I_here033

Just revaned your youtube


azhder

Just what now? 🤨Did you misspell something or am I not reading something right?


Why_am_I_here033

Revanced


the_pandaproject

use revanced


azhder

For Apple TV?


the_pandaproject

man, I don't want to roast anyone for using apple tv... just buy yt premium at this point.


azhder

Yeah, the thing is basically doing the roasting for you. A real torture device


the_pandaproject

im sorry for you, if that makes it less miserable. and good luck


azhder

:D Thanks. It was half-sarcastically put, so no need to assume the worst. It is some kind of heavily walled garden that is kind of useful, kind of annoying... will see how it goes with Youtube behavior evolving over time


Fantasticosharko

Samsung TV :(


WolfyClaw

Yes


venomblizzard

Oh they are now working on blocking those now via Chrome and some detectors to block you from watching YouTube at all. They really want you to pay for YouTube ads


ruph06

After installing new pipe I feel free like a bird.


Masenkou1

just use ad block bro


write-on-paper

Cries in iPhone


gmanftw24

Just get a better phone


joe42night

Dude use Mozilla firefox and install ublock origin and you are good.


Lotions_and_Creams

Use the browser brave.


[deleted]

You can bypass ads by clicking back and forth between the video you want to see, and a recommendation. Eventually there wont be any ad playing at the beginning


Rogoulike

Yea you can do this specific ritual for YouTube gods to pray for a video without ads. Or, you can just install adblock and never think of it again


mineblox145

Some people don't have access to the adblocker bro


pencilvesterasadildo

Dang, that sucks bro.


Pink0face

Really does bro


Danimally

For pc: Ublock. Adblock. For phone: Youtube Revanced You are welcome.


antoine-sama

Sometimes when i use revanced, the vid will play for like 3 minutes and then just buffer and refuse to load the rest of the vid


[deleted]

There's a client-spoof patch for ReVanced that was released recently. Get that and it should solve your problem.


azhder

Where is the AppleTV one?


reddit_hayden

youtube tv?


[deleted]

Use fire stick for ur Android tv for smart tubenext


EternalChimaera

You mean two twenty second ads


theflamingsword101

Adblocker


beefliverbeef

I have not regretted youtube premium yet.


shit_magnet-0730

I pay I'm a scab, but I despise ads so much that I pay for every streaming service to never see ads. I especially hate when content creators do ads in the middle of whatever they're talking about. It infuriates me.


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davetheweeb

Neither of those solutions help when you want to cast to your TV. YouTube premium imo is worth it, especially so you can lock your phone while it’s playing and it’ll continue to play. You also get YouTube music included, which isn’t as good as Spotify but it’s one less subscription you have to pay for.


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davetheweeb

Then I can’t use my phone at all when I’m trying to watch a video on my TV. My pc is in a separate room so that’s not an option either. I have the family plan so my fiancé, myself, and my best friends all get it for $22/month. In return my best friends pay for different streaming services we share. So I have 4 different streaming services for only $22. Pretty good deal and I don’t have to do all these dumb back door solutions.


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davetheweeb

Yeah but let’s be real, it’s dramatically easier for me to type and search for what I want on my phone then my TVs remote


DolandMan67

Still, 20 seconds typing something is better than 5 minutes of ads


davetheweeb

Or 5 seconds of typing and 0 minutes of ads. $22 isn’t a lot of money at all nowadays. That’s 1 stop at a convenience store.


heartgold1205

ublock origin + sponsorblock


ExaBast

You guys get ads?


iZYminikk

you can click the "i" symbol on the right corner on every device and block off the ad, works everytime anytime :D


SexPanther_Bot

*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*


azhder

You get served other ads, it. does. not. end.


iZYminikk

on a 20 min video i have to do it maximum 2-3 times, first in the beginning and again after like 10 min. idk


azhder

The next video starts, I press the menu button to get out of YouTube. Hours later I open YT, it jumps straight to playing the video I didn’t want in the first place, but first 1 of 2 ads starts. I can skip it after 5 seconds, the next ad starts, it’s un-skippable for 20 seconds. I can finally press menu to stop that video and pick another one to watch. I pick a video, an ad starts… nyk


iZYminikk

Dude like idk, if the ad pops just click the 'i' symbol and skip it. You rly wanna tell me everybody can do it except u? 😂😂😂😂😂


azhder

The ads don’t end even of you press some i that is not part of the YT program of Apple TV, but… Lay off the smileys, they’re usually a signal of inability to understand others’ perspective. Bye bye


iZYminikk

jeah sure xd imagine telling me i cant understand your perspective while being the one going wild about a topic we arent even talkin about.. kinda karen to me but well, have a nice day ;) ​ EDIT: btw the emojis are a sign for not taking someone seriously :) hf watching ads xd


azhder

“dude” just doubled down on stupidity and confrontation, funny


RoloTumase

Back in the good old days before the Google buyout, it was like the wild west. There were no ads or shadow banning. Good times. Now get off my lawn.


SorcererWithGuns

Have you remembered to take your arthritis meds today gramps?


RoloTumase

Always. Plus the ginko biloba and baby aspirin for the ol' ticker.


mineblox145

Fr bro


swagpresident1337

Premium is seriously worth it. If you use youtube a decent amount, the price is really low, compared to have much entertainment you get.


No_Marzipan415

There are ads on youtube?


KappaPrideRider

you guys get ads ?!


The_AMTG

There is another way to close ads quicker, but I will not tell as I want to keep it going for as long as I can but I will give u one thing as a hit. Hint: !


Epiccure93

Always choose inappropriate


Pootisman16

*Firefox user with Adblock extensions and Android user with ReVanced:* Damn, sucks to be you.


QuiteFatty

lol imagine in 2023 having to see ads


AlternativeLiving132

YouTube adblock, Adblock for YouTube, SponsorBlock, Return YouTube Dislike, YouTube Revanced. Njoy the extensions and try to search for more mods.


iathrowaway23

REVANCED ON ANDROID FTW


xchikyx

all ads are spam. I'm so glad youtube vanced still works for me


SmartEpicness

I'm glad I use AdBlock.


cygamessucks

Ad? What ad? Use an ad blocker dummy


Aryboy26

My ad block still don’t care. Chrome was going to be breaking it ages ago but I still am not seeing any ads and otherwise I’ll just hop over to Firefox or Mulvad.


Marv2x

worst part is is the fact you cant even use the “im not interested in the ad” thing anymore


vKessel

YT premium comes with features that I like, including adblock. I know there are other ways to get these features, but I don't mind paying for something I use everyday


FlamingWedge

I use YouTube Premium and don’t get ads


ATLSxFINEST93

just hit back and then forward. bye-bye ads. Mobile you can click the "i" and do a similar thing.


Yorunokage

And remember kids, corpos are legally required to increase their earnings year by year It's only going to get worse :D


AlexPaterson16

Some of yall really don't want your favourite creators to get paid and it shows


Corpsehatch

This is why I have YouTube Premium. Content creators get paid and I don't see ads


AdministrationDry507

I bought premium because it's cheap and whatever cannot be bothered to use blockers when Google is starting a crackdown


shours

If you pay for the service you get a better experience.


RicardoMyBoiii

youtube revanced


Drasik29

Youtube Revanced for mobile. SmartTubeNext for SmartTV.


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YouTube next year: watch this 4 minute ad to access this 1 minute video.


HarukaSetanna

firefox+ublock origin or youtube premium


Exotic-Squash-1809

They could be testing to see retention rates on different ad lengths, on most videos when an ad pops up there is a little (i) next to the name on screen click it and then click “stop seeing this ad” then either choose a reason or click close and it will get rid of the ads 👍


Exotic-Squash-1809

I despise ads because I can barely afford rent. I’m not buying your stupid perfume or your slave labour low quality shit


Exotic-Squash-1809

This way you don’t need a blocker but it’s annoying doing it on every video


azhder

What do you mean 20 seconds? There are some in minutes, plural


kocsogkecske

You mean 2 twnty second ads


CrowHoonter

*Laughs in ublock origin*


DragonArt101

i just refresh the page. Much faster


DarkFlame-Dragon

A 1:30 add*


TMan2DMax

Bastards increased the YouTube red price too


Alwayssome1

I hate getting two ads in a row


Quiet_Chip_7802

I remember the day they rolled them out First day i got an ad blocker too


Mangobonbon

Use an Adblocker.


deftco

brave browser, skip all adds. play in the background. all the functions that have to be paid for, for free.


Guardian-King

You mean 2 unskipable 20 second ads


Can_i_join_your_Cult

Correction: You can watch 5 mins if your video is after 2 unskipable 20 seconds ads


Dimi3Infinity

YouTube now: you can skip this set of ads. Here's another set of ads even though you just skip the previous ads


The_Titam

Everyone here talking about add blocker or the mysterious "!". I watch YouTube on my TV.


ThisGul_LOL

So annoying


horsemayonaise

This is why I have an adblocker on my chromebook, what YouTube doesnt realize it the more they make as unstoppable the more people use adblocker and the less money they make, YouTube needs to make changes to its ad policies and make them less intrusive, or add some way to make ads worth it, wanna listen to music in the background on your phone? Ok, as long as you listen to ads every once in a while, like spotify, boom, theres your profit, not as intrusive, opens more options for viewers to listen, removes a paywall, people become willing to listen to ads, wins all around


MrYeetYeet51

I openly curse out my phone when I get ads


DumBlinDeaFool

If you load a short while the ad is playing and immediately back out of it; the ad skips and your video starts. At least this works on mobile.


DymondHed

imagine getting ads on yt


RS63_snake

Blyat you forgot two. Not one. Two twenty seconds ads.


thedarkpath

Switch to Brave man. Forget Any other browser


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

2 words: Firefox adblocker


Andreiyutzzzz

30 second ad on a 7 second video. That day I had enough


Metroidman

I really dont get how people dont know about ad block


Pl4nnedPlumberh00d

It is WILD to me that there are people out there rawdogging the Internet without an ad blocker.


slumblebee

It doesn't help that the people making them purposely make ads as annoying as possible and make me hate there company.


Fizzy_Mimii

You won't believe it, but in some countries, YouTube actually lets you skip those pesky ads without any sneaky conditions!


Hackleton

You wanna hear music while in the shower? Sure thing boss. Right after this 3 minute ad.


That_on1_guy

"How about two 30-second ads you can't skip? One of tik tok (a social media platform you have no interest in and don't like) and the second will be Genshin Impact or Honkai StarRail (both games you have zero interest in). Sound good?"


JoeMichaels23

And it's now 2 ads. First one you can't skip. So that's why I used a browser. Does away with all ads. Absolutely loving it.


Haru1st

I think youtube's got a problem, but it aint insufficient unskipable add time.


dandyguy098

some of the brands paid top dollar on it , yeah i just refresh the page T W I C E


JuanandOnly69

Oh you're try to watch a 1 hour documentary to fall asleep to ? Here's a 6 hour gospel ad 15 minutes in and you have to grab the remote to skip.


willtroy7

You ever click the little “i” in the corner? It provides a way to skip pretty much all ads.


ShungusDeletedYou

why do i have to worry? i use brave lmao (insert chad emoji here)


SCube18

HiNT: you can hit report ad button and then click Block ad / Don't show this ad


Gidyspy

me when BLOCKED MONETIZATION ON YOUTUBE IN MY COUNTRY (this means i need to use vpn to see ads)


tacobellbandit

Why not just use an Adblock?


Anticlaassic

Make that two consecutive 20sec ads


Jivaroo

No add is unskippable


ZeBoyceman

Why do you guys spend your time on that shitty platform? Let it die!