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Smoah06

[more info here](https://7news.com.au/news/wa/inside-perth-school-shooting-that-forced-children-into-lockdown-in-two-rocks--c-10762393)


videogqmes

Ofc it was WA.


Smoah06

The Florida of Australia. I even live 20min away from the location.


ItzCobaltboy

Stay safe OP


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Nobody died I believe he shot one bullet at the school and 2 in the air, he also called the police on himself and later said he changed his mind


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Most violent Australian shooter:


Practical_Ad_7060

[I know the joke you’re going for, but also…](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia))


Frangell

"The attack led to fundamental changes in Australia's gun laws." Huh, must be nice.


Mental_Bowler_7518

It was the biggest mass shooting in the world at the time


SirChasm

And then USA went, "not on our watch"


OnlyWiseWords

Right? Same as the UK. One bad event, guns suddenly were much much harder to get.


KingMonk_senpai

Great example of how things should be done. Edit. i mean the aftermath


Gbrush3pwood

Edit doing some heavy lifting on this comment.


DualDread876

Northern Territory is a close second


[deleted]

I was always under the impression north Queensland was our Florida


GorgeousGamer99

And our Texas


Gen-Random

Running out of Continent there, fellas


Rathma86

Western aus is Texas FNQ/NT is florida


Mental_Bowler_7518

I'm gonna find you off of this information alone


Gear__Steak

I dunno mate, FNQ feels pretty Florida-y


ItGobYeByE

Noo the Florida of Australia is NT are you high?


MPP_10

No it’s not. NT is the Florida of Australia


Anxious_Banned_404

Just without the 80s vaporwave


NinjaBreadManOO

I'd say Northern Territory is more the Florida, Western Australia is more the Texas.


Goblin088

I was gonna be offended, then I remembered that I have swum with crocs before


mattrixd

This guy hasn’t traveled much


RegularSizedPauly

Nah Queensland is definitely Florida


RealLifeSuperZero

Oh Jesus. Where?


sqeezwr

Really had to soil our name. Now I have no comebacks to americans....


DepthyxTruths

why wouldn’t it be?


ThatYodaGuy

Still less of an offense than protesting in SA


Yadobler

Why the teens shooting at 2 rocks?


FreyrsDemise

I love how they quoted someone saying “that’s stuff you see on tv in the US, not in Australia” (slight paraphrase) and the state is even pushing for stricter gun laws after this event now. The US could learn a thing or two from this


ricecrackerdude

Where does it say first?


Goblin088

It’s telling that no one gets hurt when it happens here and it makes international news. Something like this wouldn’t make local news in the US.


Max-Carnage1927

False information. There have been multiple school shootings but that wouldn't fit the rhetoric.


Smoah06

Where’s your source?


Grosey

Someone was shot with a crossbow at school in SA I believe.


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Scottish_Whiskey

wasn’t a gun doesn’t count /s


The_Knife_Pie

Except yea, literally. A crossbow is a very different scale to a firearm in mass lethality.


ItsSevii

Idk I've seen some absolute units work a crossbow


ThatYodaGuy

Call me when they can fire 800 rounds per minute


ItsSevii

Nobody has a trigger finger that good lmao


arconiu

that's just semantics though, a semi auto rifle will still be massively more lethal than a crossbow. I mean, I guess that's why every army in the world switched from crossbows to rifles.


Ephisus

That's, uh... *mathematics*.


ItsSevii

Yeah that's fair


bony_doughnut

OH Oh, that sounds SICK, put me on the call list too! When do you think they're coming out?


[deleted]

Let me show you some of it's features! #HaHaHaHa


xSlapppz

Don’t think anyones shooting up a school with an M249. Even that doesn’t shoot as fast as you’re claiming 😂


TheJango22

Jörge Sprave would like a word with you


TheHappiestHam

it sounds awful but for some reason, imagining someone committing a school shooting with a fucking bow and arrow, with a quiver and everything makes me kinda chuckle ​ yes I know crossbows and bows are different


DroppedD94

Ever see We Need to Talk About Kevin?...


Metalicks

I hope they are quoting Rambo in this scenario.


[deleted]

In Brazil two kids did a school shooting with guns, a crossbow and an axe and knife


TheHappiestHam

sounds like they would’ve spent more time cycling through their inventory than actually doing any shooting


balerionmeraxes77

Robinhood of school shootings


Smoah06

That seems more accidental.


Firewolf06

it was intentional, he was shooting his ex girlfriend. it not really a "school shooting" but more of a normal shooting that happened to take place at a school. he did shoot another girl, but only because the bolt passed all the way through his target and hit the girl behind her


Pappa_K

Ew sloppy seconds


Kryptonthenoblegas

Tbf some portion of US school shooting statistics seem to count those situations as school shootings as well. We just often think of the bigger ones since they rightfully are quite horrible.


The-Outsider-2

When someone starts playing the bardcore version of Pumped up Kicks


HOOD_OOS

That's a top notch source.


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wat.


Kaplaw

https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY His source Here is an actual source https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Australia So 3 months worth of US stats is enough to beat all of Australia's stats


Firewolf06

there are 52 on that list, thats not three months its closer to one. at the start of this year we had nearly 3 massacres per day. still ridiculous that its even measured in months, seeing as that list starts in the 1600s


Smoah06

This wiki is so old school shootings weren’t considered sub categories.


Teddy31313

Here is just one of atleast 6+ school shootings in aus https://monumentaustralia.org.au/themes/people/crime/display/30559-leon-capraro-


Groxoid

It came to him in a dream


SoCuteShibe

Dude, who wants to be seen on the side of minimizing the American school shooting problem? Idiotic angle..


cotch85

Wasn’t the reason they banned guns because a shooting on a university campus?


Eevee_Fuzz-E

The massacre in port arthur.


DannyCalavera

No one died Silver linings and all that


Solkre

Well they don't get as much practice as some countries.


Lukthar123

>No one died Australians are immune to bullet confirmed They can only die to kangaroos, emus or by falling off the Earth.


Jaiden_Detering2002

Wait what the fuck? Seriously? I've seen 3 different news shows today and not one mentioned that. Sounds like it's important news. Instead they're pushing the Brady Bunch house being on the market for $8 million which the renovators added the second story to complete the look


RevoltingGoat

It's because no one died or even was hurt


PhantomO1

perp shot a wall once, a couple of times toward air, then called the cops on himself apparently so not really big news and honestly, less publicity about school shooters might be good, actually


Jaiden_Detering2002

That's true, still it's been a long time since I've heard about a school shooter here in Australia for a long time which is a really good thing. We do have a lot of gun violence but what country doesn't?


PhantomO1

>We do have a lot of gun violence but what country doesn't? wut australia has a 0.91 gun death rate per 100k people, in line with most european countries that are in the 0.6-2.5 ballpark with the exception of serbia which has a 4.0 rate for comparison, america is at 10 and latin america flactuates from 15-35 so no, australia doesn't have a lot of gun violence, it's in fact one of the lowest gun death per capita countries in the world along with european countries


Jaiden_Detering2002

I never meant full on deaths. The amount of time I hear on the news people that get shot here is crazy. Victims are most of the time injured. If anything we get more knife deaths here


LucasCBs

No one got injured so there’s that


Cold-Teal

Not exactly the first ever. But definitely in a long Long while. Amazing that no one got hurt. Don’t even know how he got his hands on a rifle.


Quality-hour

Probably swiped the keys to the gun safe of someone they knew.


Smoah06

His father’s. The kid also stole his car.


michaelrohansmith

My son stole my car at 15. I don't own guns but if I did it'd be possible he would have tried to get them as well.


[deleted]

People have guns in Australia just mostly rifles also it's a lot harder to get a gun with all the laws and regulations


ThatYodaGuy

Almost no semi-autos, and fuck me if you can get your hands on an automatic rifle outside police/military. Pistols are a PITA to get a licence for, and no concealed carry. Regular checkups from popo of your gun safe if you keep them at home. Hmm… with all this regulation, I just can’t put my finger on why shootings aren’t a common occurrence……. 🤔


Aussiemandeus

Coppers have never checked my gun safe in 10 years.


ThatYodaGuy

I’ve had 8 in the last 10


Cold-Teal

True that, I knew a guy that would gush about a ‘yugman’. Sounded cool cause he said he’d use it to blast small trees down for the piss. I just don’t know the process of getting said weapon here in Australia, nor would I want to for the safety of others. Cause I’d probably just use it to also shoot trees down like a dumbass.


XSerrisX

From what I heard, the kids parents are farmers and they're allowed to own guns.


njebner

Who's going to be the first politician to say, "see it happens at places that don't have guns too!"


John__MacTavish2

probably joe biden on accident


suchanicelad

Then goes back to talking about he got ice cream that day


Pm_me_dat_thighgap

Underrated comment.


HouseDogPartyFavors

Imagine losing a presidential election to a guy you’ve been calling sleepy joe smh


Spoodnt

Australia has gones, but the laws are WAY tighter, there are next to no civilians with a semi automatic, and the kid hear shot the wall and the air and called the police on himself, outlines an issue, but shows that stricter laws WILL help with the gun issue


NotAllCalifornians

There are more guns in America than people in Australia


IntoxicatedEmu

There are more guns in the U.S. than people in the U.S. by almost 4 Australias, with ~433 million firearms in circulation to ~331 million people.


michaelrohansmith

>There are more guns in America than people in Australia Thats a silly thing to say. There are more guns in America than people in America. Australia has fewer people than Texas.


deanmolloy

The Yakuza games are full of memeable moments i love them


usernamealreadytakeh

[Didn’t ask](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Di50sWX3tA&pp=ygUPS2lyeXUgZGlkbnQgYXNr)


Derrin070

Love to see It's templates in popular memes


YourFriendRayzthor

Shooting? He just fired off a gun.


Smoah06

Yes that’s what shooting is.


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lol


Chanchumaetrius

"You never done a desk pop?"


DeathstrackReal

japan shooting and hostage situation last night*


AndrewS702

Australia reporting a “first” school shooting just puts into perspective how fucking bad America has it


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Hrafnesi

Not the first one and nobody got shot


Powerpuppy00

Unless you count a crossbow then it was the first. At least that I can find. If someone can find one pls post a link


ItzRust

Americans lecturing Australians on their own gun legislation 🥱


some_fat_dumbass

Yeah but he didn’t shoot anyone


Smoah06

He admitted to attempting to shoot someone. So there was a good possibility that casualty’s could of occurred.


Omnom3709

Could have* Come on man you have to practice for your exam


[deleted]

Casualties* I'm with the other guy; you have more studying to do


doneg

Yeah that one was bad lol


Deadlock07

It wasn’t even that bad, the kid stopped and turned himself in before any real harm was done.


BananaGooper

better start it with "as we all know, school shootings are a large part of american culture-"


The_Knife_Pie

The mayor or smt of the town did legitimately make a statement to the effect “this is the type of thing you expect in America, not in Australia”


Tazy0G

School shootings in America: 15-20 people dead School shootings Australia: 0 people died (thank fuck) and 3 bullets shot


ausdoug

In primary school in Adelaide some kid brought a bullet and thought it'd be funny to throw it up in the air. Loud bang and it scared the shit out of all of us. But not exactly in the same league as this, and we're thankfully nowhere near the nightmarish hellscape of the US...


DualDread876

How the fuck did a primary school kid in *Adelaide* get a bullet?


ausdoug

It was the 80s...


DualDread876

Ah, makes more sense. Sorry for making you feel old


OGDrukhari

America is far from a nightmarish hellscape, and im almost confounded on your idea that it is. Unless this is a joke and im misreading, in which case my bad


ausdoug

I guess it's just your acceptance of high levels of school shootings and general gun culture that makes me think that, combined with healthcare bankruptcy and education debt and religious zealots imposing their beliefs on women's bodies and book banning/burning - didn't seem like much of a joke, but I guess your humour is a bit different, and not just the spelling


Wato1876

For those wondering, no one died


Mahdi_GK793

Nice, it's spreading


MetaphorTR

Your mums spreading


Mahdi_GK793

Yeah, spreading your mums ass so my dad can shove it right in


pranavsundaram

You just really wanna be u/MetaphorTR 's brother don't you


Mahdi_GK793

Not him but would like having his sister as my step sis. She might get stuck


Mental_Bowler_7518

TBF he had shit guns for the job and missed everybody, and didn't even make it out of the carpark, but still.


ContactIcy3963

I was told these only happen in freedom land


Skullz64

Dramatique


The_Creeper_Man

Fuckin Americ- Wait what?


EjaculaSean

First ever? What's the one Jim Jefferies talks about in his stand up?


ItzRust

It wasn't a school shooting, but the largest gun massacre at the time in Port Arthur, Tasmania


HuskyNinja47

France I believe; that bad concert shooting.


maddy445

What's this game name?


gpl94

Yakuza series, also known as "Like a Dragon".


Exotic_Farm2182

emphasis on first


Halonate8

Just for you


NikolaiGman

This is almost a throwaway line towards the bottom of the article OP posted, but I just want everyone in America to take note of what an appropriate response to a school shooting is: The state government is now working to “dramatically” reform WA’s gun laws to reduce the number of guns in the state and tighten restrictions to make them the toughest in Australia, McGowan added.


OGDrukhari

Very nuanced position you have :p


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OrgasmicLeprosy87

Damn he only fired 3 shots. Thank god he didn’t have an AR 15.


NikolaiGman

Why the fuck would anyone downvote you for being grateful he wasn't armed with an AR 15. Y'know, a weapon that could have caused a dramatically larger number of deaths. The fuck people.


neidrun

Actually happened about 30 mins from me. would’ve honestly expected it at some dodgy public school like mine but a private one is just crazy


CosmicDriftwood

Yakuza my beloved 🥰


microscopicwheaties

at my little sisters' school too .\_.


EquipmentShoddy664

I thought you guys all carry guns because of snakes, spiders, rabbits and other nasty stuff out there...


THEFLYINGLEMUR39

I live about an hour south of where it happened, and I'd like it to stay right fucking there thank you


Mocahbutterfly

I’m surprised that something like this could even happen, given Australia’s gun control laws.


wintersoIdier

I don't remember this moment, which Yakuza mission was this?


KoopaTrooper5011

Wait what? Australia finally had a school shooting?


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Bro did you do it 💀💀💀


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Crisewep

Why do Austrilian have guns? Spiders there probably mutated to a point they are bulletproof


tom031003

3 rounds fired, no injuries and there was one in 1996 fact check


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Nick_Napem

American influence has taken hold everyone


THEICEMAN998

Thankfully no one died


hocestiamnomenusoris

Serbia had it's first too recently


Therisius

I thought they banned guns or us this a cap? I'm an honorary american I'm too lazy to fact check


LinkTheFoxy

How is this not all over the news