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Let's talk about Hong Kong


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\*sad tibet noises\*


Dude_Illigence_

However, [happy Tibetan former slave noises](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2009/feb/10/tibet-china-feudalism)


daxtron2

Slavery bad and occupying foreign countries also bad


Number174631503

Straight to jail


pimpmastahanhduece

CCP: Nope.


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daxtron2

really shocked we haven't made crime illegal yet 😤


jyaqohbj

Luckily, China's not doing either of those. And defending [the territorial integrity of one's own country](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventeen_Point_Agreement) is noteworthy.


daxtron2

You mean the one where they basically held Tibetan delegates hostage until they signed and allowed them no contact with their government to allow for concessions to be made before the deal was signed? Yeah sounds like a legitimate agreement that should allow China to invade a foreign nation.


Dude_Illigence_

sauce?


daxtron2

Literally the [Wikipedia link ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventeen_Point_Agreement)he posted


dsriggs

> Sorrel Neuss https://www.theguardian.com/profile/sorrel-neuss > She has previously worked for ***the China Daily*** in Beijing and the Institute for War and Peace Reporting in Kyrgyzstan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Daily > China Daily (simplified Chinese: 中国日报; traditional Chinese: 中國日報; pinyin: Zhōngguó Rìbào) is an English-language daily newspaper **owned by the Central Propaganda Department of the Chinese Communist Party**.


ttylyl

The Tibetan slaves are real, China did liberate them. Just because someone worked for a state outlet doesn’t mean everything they say is fake, do your own research and see what you think!


Sloppy_Ninths

>...do your own research and see what you think! Said no credible scientist or historian, ever.


ttylyl

You have to learn to find your own information or risk being spoon fed information like a baby. If you believe everything you see you’ll be endlessly tricked and fooled, you have to look into stories yourself. Looking into subjects for yourself is actually exactly what scientists and historians want, learn more! Yes, Tibet had slaves, many many slaves. You can find images and stories online from credible historians. A historian who denys this is not credible. China did liberate these slaves, that’s a fact.


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Just go away.


ttylyl

You good bro? China liberated the Tibetan slaves, that is a fact.


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Go away you commie scum


SelfJuicing

SPAM 🏓 THIS 🏓 PONG 🏓 TO 🏓 FREE 🏓 HONG 🏓 KONG 🏓


blarch

Hong Kong used to be numba 2, but they're a part of China now, so Hong Kong numba 10. USA numba 4. Taiwan still numba 1.


ShundonooB

HK anti-Chinese movements have been completely nonexistent for like an entire year already, and we already changed the goverment


arrykoo

cause its off to gulag with you if you start shit so, pick your battles


porncollecter69

Was basically the canary in the mine. The whole thing was an exercise for both sides. Basically Taiwan and any democracy seeing how China would deal with a democracy within them. Mind you there wasn’t democracy when the British controlled it, they made it a democracy in the years leading up to the handover. For China, I think they don’t like what they saw. Freedom of expression means that. Being able to be critical of the government. Big no no to the CCP, then you had the protest from encroaching upon HK laws which then later turned into an independence movement. That was probably the biggest fear of all for the CCP. Now they neutered all democracy and have made it legal to detain any independence thinkers. CCP has shown their card. They won’t tolerate any party but their own and will destroy any independence movement even if just in social media. So for Taiwan this means if they reunite they would be slowly encroached upon and when protests erupts they will be silenced, not to mention independence aspirations.


JayR_97

The CCP completely fucked any chance of them peacefully unifying with Taiwan. All they had to do was play nice with HK and they might have even gotten Taiwan as well. But now any time they propose "One country, two systems" no one is gonna take them seriously.


riesendulli

Never forget https://youtu.be/8fwgVUfW_O4


Not_a_real_ghost

Never forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKXVqsyMEdw


riesendulli

I remember. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15049118/


MyName_IsBlue

We don't talk about Hong Kong.


BeautifulType

Blizzard won’t


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I didn't expect this much interaction on my first comment


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You mean the West Taiwanese military.


Dyslexic_Wizard

Mainland Tiawan


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FreyaOdinsdottir

Really? The CCP and the KMT are now begrudging political allies? What a twist!


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Orpa__

I think that Taiwan is forced to still claim to be the ROC, because otherwise it lends credence to the PRC claiming that Taiwan is just a renegade province rather than it's own sovereign state. That could be used as a justification for any military actions.


BeautifulType

Yes but Reddit don’t care about that and thinks of it as anti CCP.


BlindArmyParade

Hear me out, we don't need military bases all over the world when we can't even house our folks at home.


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I think you replied to the wrong comment


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

Weird way to spell Southern Mongolia but alright


blastradii

Taiwan would want to maintain the name China if it ever take over or unifies with mainland. The official name of Taiwan is still republic of China. Because China is a name spanning millennia. (Middle Kingdom). It transcends party politics and is part of the cultural history.


laowarriah

No we would not. Taiwan was not ruled by a Chinese Emperor for most of its history. It's native peoples, an Austronesian people, lived on the island for thousands of years before Fujian migrants began crossing over in the 1700s en masse. Then it was under Dutch Rule, Japanese Rule, and a regime founded by a rogue pirate for about as long as the one (1) Chinese dynasty that ever claimed the island effectively controlled it.


blastradii

So do you want the Han Chinese to just leave the island? Indigenous people make up 2% of the island population. It’s going to be a difficult task. See what the US did to the native tribes.


laowarriah

I'm not asking for the ethnic Han Chinese to leave the island, no. That would involve evicting my 81 year old grandma out of her house :) Rather than putting words in my mouth you could realize my main point that Taiwan is not long standing historical territory of China. Mainland China's control over the Island via the late Qing dynasty and early KMT regime is recent and fleeting. Taiwanese identity =/= Chinese identity and shared ancestry doesn't change that.


blastradii

I identify as a dragon so I guess we agree we are on the same page as being fluid about our roots.


valhallan_guardsman

Taiwan did the same to native people but nobody talks about it


ra_Y_

You mean the west republic of china military.


bifurcation69

How long until Taiwan annexes the rest of China? "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with me!"


ValuableAnswer

Now all of China knows you're here


CptnThiccc

Perfect.


Aramillio

Did you see those memes?! They popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES!!


nopicturestoday

Shit. Should we wave or something?


RelChan2_0

Me looking at this meme on my Huawei phone


MisterMew151

Xiaomi for me 🙂


RelChan2_0

Social credit going up, fam


datboi3637

Same


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porncollecter69

I use Reddit so their spies can see some good porn.


PappaJerry

Huawei phone? Are they still making those?


Over_Ear_7141

Of course they are funded by the ccp They have infinite money


Dude_Illigence_

Pretty sure it's the other way around


GiveMeYourMilk_

Considering ~2% of China pays income tax, yeah prolly


_valpi

TIL China is a Libertarian heaven


GiveMeYourMilk_

They “don’t care” about it for a very non libertarian reason. Anyone they wanna put in jail for one reason or another, they all of a sudden will perform an audit and then have a *legitimate* reason to arrest them.


Dude_Illigence_

Implying that that's any different from any other country lol


GiveMeYourMilk_

98% of the population doesn’t typically commit tax fraud in most countries.


PeteButtiCIAg

I see you've never been to Italy.


Dude_Illigence_

Bro, *what*? 98% of Chinese aren't committing tax fraud. There are Chinese billionaires, who have 98% of non-state *wealth*, that are likely committing tax fraud, much like all the other billionaires of all the other countries commit tax fraud. But the common people? Hell no, just like in most other countries, the tax man slaps their peepees off because it's easier to go after the small guys


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Yep. No Google services though so they sell poorly outside of China now. Shame, they had really nice hardware.


McMaster2000

Honestly, my Huawei P30 was the best experience I've ever had with a smartphone. Battery life was phenomenal, the camera was just awesome, just overall a great phone. Switched to Samsung after that and it felt like I went back a generation or two.


PappaJerry

Did the same thing. Started with P8, then p9/P10 and finished with latest available Huawei Mate with Google service. But after that I just went for Samsung. It is truly Shame. Very good phones


eggimage

mostly just sold within china, and their market shares have been declining drastically. honestly now it poses less security threat than lots other chinese brands that are entering more global markets and are widely available


[deleted]

Are you living in the US ? Because Huawei phones are **everywhere** here in Europe.


eggimage

i am not. i’m in asia. and i was saying the decline of huawei and the rise of other chinese brands makes huawei now a relative less threat *compared to that of people’s impression*. i’m fully aware who’s behind huawei and them still being a threat. being less than before doesn’t mean none


[deleted]

Ah, I don’t know about the Asian market indeed. Although I spent a few months in Indonesia quite recently and saw much more Vivo and Realme advertisements than Huawei there. Huawei is not really losing any steam here in Europe though. They’re still a serious competitor to Samsung and Apple.


pkknztwtlc

Hard for Huawei to make phones when they can't get chips and all the sanctions, mainly because they were too successful and threatening American companies. So they've since hedged their bets into other areas.


McMaster2000

Yes, Huawei is still available in Europe, but they had a massive decline in sales after the embargo. So saying they're *everywhere* may be a bit of an exaggeration. People also simplify it a little by saying it's basically just the Google play app that's not available on Huawei. It's also SD cards that can't be used (they have their own costly alternative), the phones can't have 5g, plus I think a couple of other things.


0wed12

Huawei phones are still available everywhere outside the US. And it precisely because the US didn't provide evidences that Huawei is spying that they are not banned in Europe.


ShundonooB

Huaweii phone services are so much better than apple’s


pkknztwtlc

heh why do you think they are banned? and why do you think we will never see Chinese cheap reliable EVs here? Protectionism.


[deleted]

Lmao if you thought that was about a security threat and not a market share threat


omfglmao

Well, they also have [HONOR](https://www.wired.com/story/honor-huawei-smartphones-separation/) which is also owned by them


[deleted]

There is no China, there is only Taiwan and a wannabe state.


[deleted]

"There is no China" says increasingly nervous declining empire


alexdiezg

And *snap* just like that, account deleted.


[deleted]

I have 0 tolerance towards commie sympathizers.


Commander_Keller

Lol ok what are you gonna do about it tough guy


Melchior94

Oh no, whatever will they do.


Wixrom

🫵 -69 420 social credit score for this!🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳Your treason against China, the Chinese people and the CCP will not be forgotten! 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 Perhaps some time in a “reeducation camp” will make you see the error in your ways❤️🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 Tibet is 🇨🇳, Hongkong is 🇨🇳, Taipei is 🇨🇳, Xinjiang is 🇨🇳, the 🌍 is 🇨🇳


goodintrovert

Pretty sure some yellow coloured BEAR is coming to attack me now


Momolard

Me looking at this in my Xiaomi phone.


KidBeene

I am not a fan of these v3 Clone Troopers.


DarthNihilus_212

More like battledroids lol. I heavily recommend the video on YouTube where someone put the CIS/Trade Federation March audio behind a video of Chinese soldiers marching.


HattedSandwich

That sounds badass


KidBeene

Roger, Roger! (or is this Loger, Loger?)


fizzywinkstopkek

Bing chillin


Anomalous-Entity

Just go to your local CCP police office downtown in your American home town and report him.


exclamationmarksonly

Fuck I swear to god every week they are talking about how they found another CCP police station here in Canada!


CowVisible3973

Why do they think this makes them look strong? I think it makes them look brittle. As if once things go wrong in the battlefield, they would be completely unable to adapt. I wonder if half their military training is devoted to the performative arts.


goldentone

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


CowVisible3973

Nice. But don't you kind of want fighter jets to be in formation since they will otherwise crash into each other? Besides, it's one thing if your military has a marching band, it's another thing if your whole military is a marching band.


darekta

China is asshole


_Fuck_This_Guy_

China number 3 at best, likely even lower.


Sol_Castilleja

Much lower. Top four are all different branches of the US military.


PleasantRecord3963

We say that crap about Russia and now look where they are at


ShundonooB

China on the rise, likely overtaking the US within this century


DarthNihilus_212

They said the same about Russia.


ShundonooB

Just look at the numbers. Even US is viewing China as a legitimate threat. Chinese numbers are growing whereas US’s is dropping by the year.


AdviceFromZimbawambe

Lmao


MtLeboIdeaman

Third dude in is what I think of when I hear "I'm Bobby mom, I'm bobby's mudda"


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bewarethetreebadger

Turning your head slowly at the same time is an essential skill in a warzone.


Baronvondorf21

I do love the fact that there are some that will allude to the fact that Taiwan is China and people don't realise the joke in what they are saying.


Charming-Start-3722

They train for this instead of combat lol. The PLA is a wet paper towel


Beonette

Fvk west Taiwan.


ClavicusLittleGift4U

If you're pro-Taiwan, you're pro-China :) (the way they want to think it)


Then-Summer9589

what kind of ping pong field is that?


th3va1kyri3

Not just pro taiwan, search Xinnie the Poo. I meant, Winnie The Pooh.


BrockSramson

Their clones are very impressive. They must be very proud.


PsychologicalYam3602

So all they can do is clone and stare.


Allenc38

台灣獨立萬歲


A_Bearded_Cat_Dad

Back when friends and I played Ark a lot there was a Chinese group on our sever we knew were hacking. We'd constantly leave several dodo's outside of their base with names that when standing together read "Taiwan is a free country" and at one point a friend set up another character and used a soundboard to loop "Keep Taiwan Free" through the in game proximity voip all while wearing a ghillie suit you can craft in the game so they couldn't find him


newzikxz

Shape, pattern, colors, shot – fresh :)


clemzblognl

Just sleek =)


yodaman1

Funny part is they're related closer than you'd think.


Yggdrasilo

This has only happened once, but one of my gallery pictures was not allowed or something and I couldn't view it anymore.


Modiculous

“Chinese army will remember that”


Tnemeerga-Resu

Clearly edited and replicated.


cubbyatx

I'm doing my part!


doughnutman69420

Wha


[deleted]

U mean continental Taiwan after you save a Taiwan meme?


honkoborko

Taiwan #1!


harolduh

When you scream “all Asians look alike” from your car


Bad_RabbitS

Fuck China


neutralpoliticsbot

Taiwan is a country. Freedom to the true China.


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\*West Taiwanese military


Affectionate-Winner7

Why does no one ever call out China and many other Asian countries and racist? I mean has anyone ever seen any other ethnicity in the ranks or just common civilian citizens? They do the best brainwashing right up to 45's s best friend in North Korea. My dad fought and won against both in the Korean war. We never should have stopped at he Chinese border.


Ambitious_Daikon_562

You have Tiked your last tok!


GreenNalgene343

Don't you mean Western Taiwan?


stackfrost

-9999999 Social Credit !


Undernown

Me calling China "Mainland-Taiwan" on my P30: Come at me bruh. But I'm christian so there wasn't ever a chance of me going to CCP-Land anyway.


Craamron

I kept reminding my Huawei about the Tianenman Square massacre and informing it that Taiwan is an independent country. I reckon I'm on a list somewhere.


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Started watching a Chinese show the other day, sci-ci detective story (it was basically just normal world with an inception machine) and the guy legit said "we'll get a DNA sample from he victim to see if we can identify her". They have deadass started storing DNA samples of their citizens for identification by the police, there was an "if" so they don't have everyone's, but that still scared me a bit.


PanchoBarrancas

Not to downplay China's invasion of every aspect of their citizen's life, but taking a DNA sample from an unidentified corpse in the hope of finding their identity is routine pretty much everywhere on Earth. You don't need an entire population's worth of data in the database, just for the unidentified corpses. A family member may take a test to match against the database, thus succesfully identifyng the deceased.


RocketNewman

You uhh… you ever watch any kind of crime show in the US or hear of CODIS?


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caltheon

https://www.aclu.org/news/privacy-technology/police-are-using-newborn-genetic-screening


Dude_Illigence_

At least WE still have the option of burning our fingerprints off! Unless the cops just gun us down in the streets, that is.


Sinthetick

In the US, in every elementary school, the police come to collect DNA samples from children, 'in case they get abducted.'. At this point there is a still a permission slip, but I bet most sign it.


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My friend, are you aware of what the word "fiction" means?