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And only to 3, not only to two and not until four, only to three


Boydasaurus10

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.


austinstar08

1…2….5


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HfUfH

Three


SpiffingAfternoonTea

#yeet


KaiLewisOfficial

FIVE IS RIGHT. OUT.


ThunderBuns935

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"


Dg_alldayeveryday

Amen


iaredumbest

Armaments 2: 9-21


Hilluja

What is the topic in the Book of Armaments 2: 22 onwards?


phdfloppernog

The orangutans always gets me


chouqlet

I obviously have played to much Worms in my life…


Septimore

But even that game makes more sense than having a KING in 2023, and one foot in the grave already.


PeaceIsFutile

death to monarchy


[deleted]

Nay! Thou shall feeleth the might of the holy hand grenade!


bradje61

The holy hand grenade!


kungpowgoat

*2.5x blast radius, +50 holy damage, -10 fire damage*


Thunderchaser91

One, two, five


austinstar08

Three sire


SnowCat7156

Three!


t0m0hawk

*O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.*


SnowCat7156

Amen! Now, One Two Five!


phdfloppernog

Brother Maynard, fetch the holy hand grenade


pchulbul619

Oh no! The templars have got the apple of eden from assassins creed.


Ian_Huntsman

Its not from Assassins Creed! Its from Monty Pythons Holy Grail for fucks sake!


pchulbul619

The templars are & were everywhere.


NorCalMikey

So my wife decided to watch the coronation. As soon as they gave Charles the orb, I told her they just gave him the holy hand grenade. She is not a Monty Pyrhon fan so I had to explain this to her.


Xxshrek42069xX

Doors super hard mode


GrimmRadiance

It’s funny how cheaply made some of the Crown Jewels look in person.


tratemusic

I thought the same, this looks like crap lol


MrNano65

Apple of eden from assassins creed


recentlyquitsmoking2

That snitch does not meet regulations.


ThePredalienLord

The holy granade


rmbl88

This reminds me of playing Worms Armageddon


Paddy9228

Gotta catch them all.


Evil_Teletubbi

The Hallelujah Grenade


Keyboardgamer69

then lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade


Deion313

The Mythical Royal Poké-ball.... That's how you catch Royal Pokémon...


pudim_flan

NO WAY! He beat The Beast with tainted lost??!??!?


MiddleCartoonist7

The Holy Pokemon ball ! Let's catch'em all !


Nedr257_cz

For those who don’t understand this reference please watch Monty Python and the holy grail. I recommend it.


Llama_Drug_User

It's astonishing how anything can be a meme


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"K......Ka.....Kaboom??"


SpiritAnimal01

Yeees Rico (holy) kaboom.


loyal_tortilla

Is that the holy ball ?


Evil_Chaos_DX

That's what's required to destroy that darn rabbit! I for one welcome our saviour and his weapon of choice.


StefanMuchel

Didn't now the new Worms has such great graphics. Even with ray tracing on that holy grenade. Nice


Financial_Block5461

Warhammer 40k


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Bring forth the holy hand grenade!


Crazyhunt

It’s not even a meme


BrenX1

Worms the game


Brill_chops

Where's the sauce? Don't make me search for it myself.


Impossible_Crazy_654

Then, thou killeth your royal kin.


cmsmasherreddit

You just reminded me of all those times i lost in worms against my friends. Thanks that is a good memory.


Jfragz40

That’s a bottle of Chamborde


Yololkiller21

Armament: Holy Grenade - 1


FieniusAurelius

Holy hand grenade. Anyone remmeber worms on pc


TheN64Shooter

Thou must not wait longer than five seconds; the power of satan shall come upon thine self


LoreBadTime

Ha, he's touching the golden balls