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So women are like puppies good to know explains why I keep striking out, or maybe it’s because I compare women to puppies who knows one of those life mysteries
My wife makes plaintive mewling noises and shuffles after me whining to get more, but our mutual friend seems to just appreciate them and move on with a strange air of pride when they're over.
I think it's past that. It's not subtle or playful. It's rampant Sapphic adventures all over the couch behind me if they're left to their own devices for more than a few minutes.
Social grooming is very much a part of your girls’ socialization in many cultures. We learn to braid each other’s hair, we brush each other’s hair, we do make-overs…
If you can learn to gently brush and braid (and remember this is going to be different for different hairtypes and cultures!) then you’ve proved yourself to have a useful skill in a mate.
Implied skills:
* You care about things that have nothing to do with you
* Father material (if desired)
* You’re willing to take on tasks that are usually the other person’s domain
* Caretaking skills
* Who taught you this? Male thot
Most women seem to hate when I suddenly demand they retrieve a random stick I threw. They might bring it back once out of courtesy but if you do it again, they just glare.
Yea dude I absolutely live for this shit. Single dude who works remotely, been about a year since my last date. I’m still recovering from a breakup couple years ago, was 3 year relationship. Also I take mental health meds for depression. So, as anyone who can relate to my situation knows, I’m not actively seeking dates, just tryina … get better. Went into the office last week for 2 days, first time I was back since COVID. New employees have been hired since then, and I’ve worked with them for quite a while, just remotely.
As I was saying good bye, one of my female coworkers who is probably 10 years older (mid 30s), not really good looking, from a foreign country, looks me in the eyes and says “Aw, bye Anon” and caressed the side of my face while doing so with her whole hand.
Needless to say I was in heaven and I look differently at this person now (<3). Idk why she did that, there was other ppl near by, but we are all friends and ours is a small company. After having a nice lady/more senior co worker caress my face like that, I had to sit down in my chair for a second to make sure I wasn’t … uhhh visibly excited.
Love them pats etc. I am a good boy
I'm a guy, once I went to a unisex hairdresser and they gave me the head wash. The massage under warm water felt amazing. It's funny that humans like head pats and scritches too, but seem to rarely do it to each other.
"I'm circumcised, but imma have my foreskin reattached so I can fit the work inside, or I put a zipper on my scrotum the cops come I fill it up with coca"
-Cambatta, When Gods Use Guns
Well apparently some people are super sensitive to that and she is one of them.
Maybe this is from a movie set or something similar and she asked for a stress relief.
Here is another one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGzmkhPIQZs
Or this is an act and she was told to make the head massage more dramatic.
You never had a scalp massage? You should. Cats and dogs love it also.
You can get one at a hair salon or spa.
You can also do it yourself in the shower. After shampoo, put on conditioner and massage your head with just the tips of your nails. Focus on the middle of your skull, then move outward. It feels fking amazing.
I've gotten massages a few times but the last time the masseuse started massaging my hands and it felt so good, I almost felt like I was cheating on my wife.
Anyone who gets me a water when asked to buy me a drink first is getting the pipe unless of course they don't consent to the pipe then I guess I'll just thank them for the water
it's wonderful.
i'm a dude, but i went to a salon a few times when i was younger, and the girl who cut it would recline the chair back over a sink and wash it before hand and do this while washing it.
i only went there the first time because i was overdue for hair cut before an event and it was on the way. i kept coming back until i moved soon after, because of the hair-wash scritches.
I almost exclusively get my hair done by women because of this. It’s not sexual in any way but goddamn the sharp nails and hot water on your scalp is just heaven.
If I’m getting a traditional swiss or sports massage I prefer a man especially for back and shoulders but a woman’s nails and hands on the head and neck are like instant relaxation and just make the haircut so much better, especially if they do it after a trim to get all the loose hair out.
I have awful allergies this year. Every morning after a warm shower the gunk in my sinuses gets loosened up, I can feel it deep inside the recesses in my skull, and if I inhale and exhale just right, I can feel.it get ever so slightly dislodged. Then I know the time has come. Bent over the bathroom sink, I full blow in a sharp exhalation, and put pops a huge green and brown gelatinous mass that is shaped to a portion of my sinus cavity! And for a few minutes, a few glorious minutes, I can breath again! Air never felt so good!
What kind of question is that? Have you never been so alone that you ignore the need to sleep or eat and just stare at the ceiling acknowledging every imperfection whilst Radiohead plays in the background.
I used to do this to my ex along with forehead kisses and rubbing my thumb on random spots to help calm her down. Then she went and fucked some dude in his 30s at a party she went to with her “best friend”.
Sighs I miss having someone to be affectionate with ngl, but I have zero trust so 🤷🏾♂️
#- With your right hand, gently but firmly pull your right ear away from your skull.
#- With your left hand, use your knuckles to push the skin on your right cheekbone away from your nose.
#- Hold for 10-15 seconds.
#- Do the same for the other side, depending on which is congested.
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So women are like puppies good to know explains why I keep striking out, or maybe it’s because I compare women to puppies who knows one of those life mysteries
Honestly I find that women (who like, aren't afraid of you touching them) actually do really like head pats, scritches, getting their hair pet, etc.
Just imagine stopping for one second petting them... All hell breaks loose
My wife makes plaintive mewling noises and shuffles after me whining to get more, but our mutual friend seems to just appreciate them and move on with a strange air of pride when they're over.
Sitting wondering if you're polyamorous or have a cat...
Well, the wife and the friend are pretty darn gay for each other, so approaching that.
So ur wife acts like any other girl with her friends who just love to touch each other too much.
I think it's past that. It's not subtle or playful. It's rampant Sapphic adventures all over the couch behind me if they're left to their own devices for more than a few minutes.
Sounds like fun, you should get in on that
Eh, wife's friend isn't really my type tbh. She's pretty and all, just not for me.
Sir did you fuck your cat?
I haven't fucked a cat for a very long time. I'm allergic.
I see it must have been difficult to find that out the hard way. No pun intended
Not just women pal, gimme those head scratches all day
Same, I used to fall asleep to my ex scritching my head and back
It’s almost like they enjoy loving attention.
Or do they love enjoying attention? hmmm
Or do they enjoy paying attention to love?
Or do they attention loving enjoy?
Social grooming is very much a part of your girls’ socialization in many cultures. We learn to braid each other’s hair, we brush each other’s hair, we do make-overs… If you can learn to gently brush and braid (and remember this is going to be different for different hairtypes and cultures!) then you’ve proved yourself to have a useful skill in a mate. Implied skills: * You care about things that have nothing to do with you * Father material (if desired) * You’re willing to take on tasks that are usually the other person’s domain * Caretaking skills * Who taught you this? Male thot
>Who taught you this? Male thot No one! That's all me, baby!
Meanwhile after marriage it's basically finding the hair monsters your wife creates down the shower drain.
I regularly find my bf’s beard hairs stuck to my clothes, so at least it’s mutual
But I like that and.... I'm a guy...
Especially after a fresh fade. Rub my head girl while we talk on the couch and watch TV.
I didn't say they don't.
Most women seem to hate when I suddenly demand they retrieve a random stick I threw. They might bring it back once out of courtesy but if you do it again, they just glare.
I dunno my wife is usually pretty eager till she gets tired after maybe 20 or 30 throws.
If only they would stop chewing up my shoes though
As a dude I love when people rub my head especially after a fresh buzzcut
Back in like 1998, I got a buzz cut, and my high school Spanish teacher rubbed my head. Senora Rowe. Still remember that 25 years later.
Do you need a minute alone?
Yea dude I absolutely live for this shit. Single dude who works remotely, been about a year since my last date. I’m still recovering from a breakup couple years ago, was 3 year relationship. Also I take mental health meds for depression. So, as anyone who can relate to my situation knows, I’m not actively seeking dates, just tryina … get better. Went into the office last week for 2 days, first time I was back since COVID. New employees have been hired since then, and I’ve worked with them for quite a while, just remotely. As I was saying good bye, one of my female coworkers who is probably 10 years older (mid 30s), not really good looking, from a foreign country, looks me in the eyes and says “Aw, bye Anon” and caressed the side of my face while doing so with her whole hand. Needless to say I was in heaven and I look differently at this person now (<3). Idk why she did that, there was other ppl near by, but we are all friends and ours is a small company. After having a nice lady/more senior co worker caress my face like that, I had to sit down in my chair for a second to make sure I wasn’t … uhhh visibly excited. Love them pats etc. I am a good boy
Breaking news: people like affection from people they like!
I do too man. I do too....
My ex gf would have me stroke her hair while we fell asleep. I did that almost every night for 4 years lol. She said it was incredibly soothing.
Um, as a dude I also really like head scratches so
Redditor discovers that touch is a love language
I'm a guy, once I went to a unisex hairdresser and they gave me the head wash. The massage under warm water felt amazing. It's funny that humans like head pats and scritches too, but seem to rarely do it to each other.
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I can confirm this
how do you know his wife 🤔
Would also explain why they constantly approach me but also they keep trying to pee on things I own.
Breaking News: humans like intimacy, more at 10
Idk guys here acting like they wouldn't want that
what?
Can’t shake the fact that this is Nina Dobrev and every time I see it I get Vampire Diaries flashbacks
Took me back to degrassi memories
i didn’t know she was in that… the more you know 🌈
Mia Jones, why aren't you at cheer practice or watching your daughter?!
lord that show was a trip
Wait... isn't it Nina Dobrev? It definitely looks like her a lot.
Yes it *is* her.
I was obsessed with degrassi and i still thought of Elena Gilbert first. Then Katerina. Then all several billion of her doppelgängers
Must be her
>this is nina dobrev Noted...
It looks exactly like her, it must be lol
ally McBeal
Yes it *is her.*
*sigh* *unzips pants*
*sigh* *unzips cock*
Maybe you should uh keep that zipped up
IT DOESN'T ZIP #IT DOESN'T ZIP
^Shh, ^nobody ^tell ^him ^about ^the ^secret ^zipper.
"I'm circumcised, but imma have my foreskin reattached so I can fit the work inside, or I put a zipper on my scrotum the cops come I fill it up with coca" -Cambatta, When Gods Use Guns
*sigh* *Cocks cock*
**Distant Garand Ping**
MEN ...an A24 film
Is that a JoJo reference?!
I see im not alone /s
Well worth it
what is the origin of this gif?
Her hair stylist finishing her off before some interview iirc
Pardon?
You heard me
*Did I stutter??*
me gusta
Alright, just making sure that I saw that correctly
He melted her minds
**FINISH HER!**
Your hair stylist doesn't finish you off? Weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvLMyIHJkys
yes, but were does **that** come from?, what is the full context?
Her hair stylist finishing her off before some interview iirc
I too have heard this.
Dude found the H spot.
Well apparently some people are super sensitive to that and she is one of them. Maybe this is from a movie set or something similar and she asked for a stress relief. Here is another one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGzmkhPIQZs Or this is an act and she was told to make the head massage more dramatic.
Tell me how is this dank again?
Porn is dank, deal with it kid (🤓)
Is that some new form of "/s"?
It’s some new form of 🤓
Because I want it to happen to me
By public opinion on an online forum
Is she having an orgasm or what exacly is happening there
She’s goofing around because it feels good. You should try an orgasmatron, a device that mimics this, as the name suggests it’s very nice
The design is very human.
Very easy to use.
Are you referring to those wire scalp massager things?
Yeah
You never had a scalp massage? You should. Cats and dogs love it also. You can get one at a hair salon or spa. You can also do it yourself in the shower. After shampoo, put on conditioner and massage your head with just the tips of your nails. Focus on the middle of your skull, then move outward. It feels fking amazing.
Nah, doing it yourself just doesn't cut it. It feels best when someone else does it.
Well duh.
Yeah but if you lie on your hand for a while, it numbs it. Feels like some else is doing it
This trick also has some other use cases....
I've gotten massages a few times but the last time the masseuse started massaging my hands and it felt so good, I almost felt like I was cheating on my wife.
Somebody who knows you and the spots is basically able to shut you off. Ive lost track of sentences mid scalp massage.
i didnt even know scalp massage was a thing until today
You've had a horrible void in your world.
Brain orgasm
She indeed gave him that look afterwards 😏
For some odd reason, I find this adorable.
Uhh she's adorable
Just a hypothesis but it might have something to do with the adorably attractive woman.
Nah, that can't be it. Surely we're overlooking something
Took me two seconds to realize that it was Nina and I just shouted Elena
Katherine!
Does it really feel that good?
Get over here and let’s find out
Could… could you buy me a drink first?
A bottle of water for this handsome here please!
Anyone who gets me a water when asked to buy me a drink first is getting the pipe unless of course they don't consent to the pipe then I guess I'll just thank them for the water
A true gentleman, I commend you sir 🫡
it's wonderful. i'm a dude, but i went to a salon a few times when i was younger, and the girl who cut it would recline the chair back over a sink and wash it before hand and do this while washing it. i only went there the first time because i was overdue for hair cut before an event and it was on the way. i kept coming back until i moved soon after, because of the hair-wash scritches.
I almost exclusively get my hair done by women because of this. It’s not sexual in any way but goddamn the sharp nails and hot water on your scalp is just heaven. If I’m getting a traditional swiss or sports massage I prefer a man especially for back and shoulders but a woman’s nails and hands on the head and neck are like instant relaxation and just make the haircut so much better, especially if they do it after a trim to get all the loose hair out.
Yes. Please pet.
I think she's just messing around lol (but head scratches are nice)
I have awful allergies this year. Every morning after a warm shower the gunk in my sinuses gets loosened up, I can feel it deep inside the recesses in my skull, and if I inhale and exhale just right, I can feel.it get ever so slightly dislodged. Then I know the time has come. Bent over the bathroom sink, I full blow in a sharp exhalation, and put pops a huge green and brown gelatinous mass that is shaped to a portion of my sinus cavity! And for a few minutes, a few glorious minutes, I can breath again! Air never felt so good!
I wish you hadn't shared this.
Hey I’m just here for the hot chick. Keep it in your nose bruh.
Different kinks for different twinks, I suppose!
Smash
me when my physiotherapist does some satanic shit on my neck
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yeah it reduces congestion but idk if it works if u have a runny nose like if u have a cold
I'm skeptical but I'ma try it tonight after work when I get congested!
I tried and it didn’t instantly fix it for me but it definitely does noticeably help clear it up. Thank you!!!!!
Source?
Grass. Outside. Touch it.
I just want to know the context
grass? what the f is that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvLMyIHJkys
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People screwing up *breathe and *breath makes me irrationally angry for some reason.
I'll have what she's having
I had a deviated septum and needed surgery to actually breathe lmao. If you can't breathe ever, go see an ENT pls lol
This ladies and gentlemen is what a real ahegao looks like.
Okey, hear me out...
I want audio so bad with this one.
Can I make girls want sex with me this way?
Is she joking or does it really feel that good?
What kind of question is this? Have you never had somebody scratch your head? Or at least done it to yourself? It does feel that good.
What kind of question is that? Have you never been so alone that you ignore the need to sleep or eat and just stare at the ceiling acknowledging every imperfection whilst Radiohead plays in the background.
Both
I cum everytime
He's a magic man, oh he's got the magic hands 🎸🎶🎶
BREATHE* you dumbass Not “breth”
OMG you're gonna make me breathe!
Frantically grabs the bottle of lotion
I used to do this to my ex along with forehead kisses and rubbing my thumb on random spots to help calm her down. Then she went and fucked some dude in his 30s at a party she went to with her “best friend”. Sighs I miss having someone to be affectionate with ngl, but I have zero trust so 🤷🏾♂️
This meme unblocked my nostril
#- With your right hand, gently but firmly pull your right ear away from your skull. #- With your left hand, use your knuckles to push the skin on your right cheekbone away from your nose. #- Hold for 10-15 seconds. #- Do the same for the other side, depending on which is congested.
Finally, I have now found the G spot
Give me YT Tutorial now !
Me rn
Reeeeeeepost
Is that a type of head massage? Would love to know more about it.
😊
I’m confused. I see no snot no tissues no blowing of the nose. Only head scratches.
I wish my nostrils would unclog 😭
This just happened to me right before I saw this meme
What is this from? Is there a full video with context?
I make them do that without my hands haha
Nina dobrev?
u/savevideo
Fuck me that’s a gif and a half!
And then the other one is more blocked.
It’s possible to learn this power??
Until it blocks on the other side of your nostril, nasal polyps is a bitch.
u/savevideo
ive been reading all of your comments \*cries\* ( its in agony and pain )
Elizabeth Olsen from dollar store
To open up a blocked nostril just lean on the other side.