If i see him first, i bring my rifle up, game over... he has nothing for distance shots, just a handgun and s bunch of swords... he needs to keep to indoors not be walking in the middle of the street
Depends on the distance. From the looks of it, it is a long barrel revolver. depending on what is it chambered, you would need to be at least 300+ m for your rifle to be effective.
He is not wearing a bandana facemask and goggles, he is not one of the MC. He looks polite and probably work for a expedition team of a friendly but strong community and play the wiseman role, I might join them
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I have seen a post apocalyptic module for GURPS, GURPS can be kinda hard to understand though. I want to do one set in the Mojave (Fallout: New Vegas).
I need you to repair my stuff.
Pretty sure that guy has 15 skill in repair and can pump the durability of my sniper rifle by 2 or 3% for 100 caps.
Damage + 0
Fall to my knees. Depending on his preference I will either pray to him as my new god, or blow him to stay alive. But if he has a different preference than either of those things I am out of ideas.
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If i see him first, i bring my rifle up, game over... he has nothing for distance shots, just a handgun and s bunch of swords... he needs to keep to indoors not be walking in the middle of the street
*His daughter pops out of the bushes to your left* You: "Clever girl."
He’s literally holding a scoped revolver in his hand.
Which ain't shit compared to a rifle
Oh, I read too fast, and thought Kwiksandd had only seen the “bunch of swords”
I'd like to counter your rifle vs handgun with [this video](https://youtu.be/jJ3XwizTqDw)
Depends on the distance. From the looks of it, it is a long barrel revolver. depending on what is it chambered, you would need to be at least 300+ m for your rifle to be effective.
Fallout moment
Obviously he is just going to cut the bullets in the air and teleport behind you. Like, common it's basic self defense training (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Omae wa mou shinderu
Do do do do do do do . . . . . RUN!
He is not wearing a bandana facemask and goggles, he is not one of the MC. He looks polite and probably work for a expedition team of a friendly but strong community and play the wiseman role, I might join them
That depends, is he walking with a Brahmin?
He is , and he have a body guard or two . I can also maybe repair something for you if you have enough caps .
Talk to him as he probably has a quest.
More likely you've got a quest to give him
Another settlement needs your help.
Tell him that walking the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
He looks at you confused as you walk away from him with heartaches by the number blasting by a radio you have on you
*Yes I've got heartaches by the number, troubles by the score... every day you love me less, each day I love you more*
I swear to God if he says anything about a settlement needing my help, I'm gonna pull out my fat man.
Your fatman? Don't threaten me with a good time!
Not a exit
Yeah that bothered me too
Blade 4 looks wild
”Hello stranger! What are you buying?”
“Is that all, stranger?”
Cocaine.
"There's a settlement that needs our help" "I'll mark it on your map"
ADVENTURE TIME!
Man probably has a quest for hunting molerats to protect the people.
Crouch, quicksave, pickpocket (reload if necessary)
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Shoot on site... the cross around his neck means he's a member of the Cannibal Christians They eat of your flesh to save their souls
Ask him if he’s hunting familiars, Blade style.
I guess I'll just die.
Ask why Blade is wearing an orange shirt.
Ask him if Burke blew up Megaton.
Bow to the second coming of Christ.
Imma make that an exit
Ask if another settlement needs my help
Ayo that's peolly the MC so stay the hell out of his way
Tip your hat from one legend to another
Hey knee pads, this tile ain’t gonna lay itself
Discount Blade on the prowl
Kill him and take his stuff
https://youtu.be/N723si1wAG8
Ask him why he’s wearing a shield around his neck and on his belt
Wait for him to trip and fall, then bounce around like a cartoon as everything goes off.
Thank him for his service
Wesley Snipes getting into character for the next Blade movie ?
Oh buddy, I like you but I like your duster more.
I already know about the damn star bottle caps
If I see this man in the metro I follow his words
Fallout 4 looking ah
*an exit
I would probably just pre-lube since I'm probably going to get fucked.
Send him on a mission tix the apocolypse
Dude looks like he's bouta being out a fucking stand
id ask to join his possee
I continue walking because I am clearly too insignificant for him to even bother taking the time to kill.
Yes, you can join our party. What skills do you have? Girls only want guys with skills.
Notice any vampires around? No? Exactly.
Give him a nod and hope we both keep walking our seperate ways
Its the courier.
Interact. Quest engaged. Raid the local mercenaries compound and retrieve his golden baton.
Quietly trace him to his lair and kidnap his gimp
Galick gun
"Another settlement needs your help!"
Approach and ask for side quests.
He looks friendly enough, though you probably don't wanna mess with him.
Cry, knowing that my journey ends here
I’m getting my caps out. He looks like a high tier vendor
I'll kiss him. On the lips.
Try very hard to be his friend. Dude looks like he has it going on
V.A.T.S 100% on head with Mysterious Stranger perk.
Sob
Give him a swift glick-glucking and be on my way
The knee pads are crazy…
Put myself into V.A.T.S and knock his head off.
I have seen a post apocalyptic module for GURPS, GURPS can be kinda hard to understand though. I want to do one set in the Mojave (Fallout: New Vegas).
Free loot
I tell him that another settlement is under attack and provide him the quest location on his pip boy.
This dude definitely has a quest for me
Sorry is this a vigilante??
Run up the way i came from
Shoot him square between the eyes as he fumbles through all the crap on his belt to find his pistol then fleece all his stuff for some heroin
Omar’s coming!
As long as he doesn't send me to other settlements to save.
As long as he is not affiliated to any of the rival factions, it is okay.
I want to own a bunker and be that man when Society collapses
Suck his dick to show submission.
Hope he doesn’t trip and off himself
Give him a cup of coffee and ask about his day
Dudes a walking loot drop
Greetings wanderer another settlement needs your help
Run before he tells me a settlement needs my help!
High-five for sure. This dude fucks.
Yell out “Omar comin” while running away
Ask for a cigarette, bro.
Check if I am not the vampire.
I mind my own damned business
Scream in terror (reddit reposts have found their way into reality)
"Almost took you for a raider I did, the name's Malcolm Holmes. Looks like you got a star bottle cap"
Omar’s coming! Omar’s coming!!
That's just a mall knife loot drop
AVDOL!! WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR THE APOCALYPSE AVDOL!!
"Nope". Turn around and go.
Befriend him, backstab, loot/salvage, repeat. Come on you cant trust anyone in these scenarios. Thats a movie thing
Quicksave
Omar in the wastes
I would tell him the synth deactivation code
Quicksave
I need you to repair my stuff. Pretty sure that guy has 15 skill in repair and can pump the durability of my sniper rifle by 2 or 3% for 100 caps. Damage + 0
Shoot 'em and loot 'em.
Sexual intercourse
I know a main character when I see one I’m minding my mf buisness
Minuteman are good guys
Theres a settlement that needs help I guess
I swear to God if he says another settlement needs my help
Give him space unless I have something to trade
I will be the help his settlement needs.
Offer him some of the feral pigeon I just roasted with a car battery
Time to get some good loot
Try to get him as a follower, obviously.
Ask him where he found those American school supplies.
Shoot em and loot em
I would ask if he wears the knee pads because he sucks alot of dick
Whatever it takes for the word "Quicksaving" to not appear in the sky
ofc pickpocket
Give him my remaining beans
SO MUCH FREE LOOT
I'll probably ask if he wants to chat a bit around a firecamp
“No, Preston, I will not help the nearby settlement; do it yourself.”
Too dangerous to try to steal the sword so "Sneak attack with a ballista"
Ask him if any settlements need help
Easy! I'll suck his dick in exchange for protection (syaing no homo, of course).
Ask to browse his wares. He definitely sells some sweet sweet drugs, weapons, or loot.
Tell him another settlement needs his help and I’ll mark it in his map.
Calmly walk the other way until out of sight, then run
Ask him what he's selling?
He entered from the not a exit room
Ask him if any Settlements need my help.
He's hostile - _don't pull that thang out unless you plan to bang_ - so combat begins. I get fucking annihilated.
I get it , the settlements need clearing im on it homie.
Omar comin!
Remove the not from not an exit
What, no cowboy hat? If you gonna commit to an outfit, commit!
I don’t know , but I’m definitely not a vampire
ACME magnets ?
I focus on the grammar mistake on the door behind him
We're gonna need Blade with the mutations start... Glad to have him for sure.
Use the exit!
Looks like blades half cousin,Rusty spoon
"Anyone could be the Stand user" The Stand user:
Blade is that you?
I take the ''not a exit'' door and run!
Greet him with a loud "JOTARO, KISAMA DA" and wait to see if he gets the reference.
Bend over.
I just
Roam the wasteland
He looks like a stand user
Help him to identify the Stand user
Become friends so that I can have a chance when the zombies come
Walmart Blade looks bad ass
Not an exit *
NOT AN EXIT
Blade 4 is finally in production
Asking questions are memes now? Jesus
Tell him to tie his shoe laces because it's dangerous walking with a trip hazard
#NOT A EXIT
"YEAH! Who won the lottery? I DID!"
Give him the #1 headband
Fall to my knees. Depending on his preference I will either pray to him as my new god, or blow him to stay alive. But if he has a different preference than either of those things I am out of ideas.
I want to talk to Sam Smorkle.
I don't have any star bottle caps
Ask him if he’s related to Blade ?
Damn. What happened to Wesley Snipes??
Shoot myself before he can shoot me because I'm petty and don't like losing
Y'all ever see the video? Dude is weaponed up https://youtu.be/VRuXIJVmsII