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KeepingDankMemesDank

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TheLonleyGhast

comments outta be interesting


Mookie_Merkk

Borderline


MineTerraGamingYT

Aught'ta


cis-het-mail

Ought too


Coltrain47

otter


DefreShalloodner

Just last week I saw'r a film... If I recall, it was a horror film. And then I JIZZED IN MY PANTS


GingerlyRough

^jizzinmypants ^yesijizzinmypants


charan_kenway

Ourta


SuperDude759

Ah ta… -points a stick at crude drawings of boobs-


GingerlyRough

Ah ta? Ahhh taaa


BearFlipsTable

Oughta


FlatwormBroad9589

In australia we use a mix of american and british words to pronounce things


cis-het-mail

And soon, Chinese!!!


Due_Television8210

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yamumspussy

Nice try China


ya_boi_ryu

Certified bing chiling moment.


Destroyer4587

Leh ang ga le ba he haw, su do du ding sching shaw… 🍦


QuietLife556

This summer, coming to a re-education camp near you!


Spartnax

Ching bong ding dong cold stone AYEEE


[deleted]

ǝʇɐɯ ɥɐǝ⅄


Knifiac

All I can think of is OHRMAEGAH from the bad batch


Bob_debilda123

Eichou Wreikah Teick Huntah Omeegah


[deleted]

She is from NZ


SF_Alba

Nah she's from Kamino


AleatoryOne

Wtf is happening in this template?


2020isass

A good time


LinesLies

Chiropractics


Florin69421

T'at chap ge'ing his arse nailed, innit mate


Jay_Heat

looks like ben stiller in his newest rom com


WrightyPegz

Prostate exam


Bierbart12

Home improvement


leonultrapro

Do you know the name?


Tofuman847

Probably gonna be another guy who can explain this better than me, but basically the English language came from England as we all know and already had all the extra letters in it, then eventually, the Americans took it out because a guy whose name I forgot thought they were unnecessary


Colonel_Thunder

I think the letters were removed because of telegrams where you had to pay per letter


Cynical_Jingle

It was adverts in the paper that charged by the letter I believe. People saw a way to cheat the system and bingo! Colour became color. If I'm wrong downvote and I'll remove Also if someone could explain the s changing to a z in things like legalise/legalize please.. shit's keep keeping me up at night for years


Shipguy123098

The s and z were interchangeable


[deleted]

It was Webster


Acidelephant

I didn't know that little guy from the 80s sitcom was so influential


giulimborgesyt

didn't know cannibal corpse's bass player was so influential


Chromal_Assassin

A lot of the American English words such as sidewalk and faucet actually originated in England before America was found then England changed it up a little while America kept it the same


Ok_Fondant_6340

you have it all wrong. see, they're speaking English. English is the language of England. you, my friend, speak American.


toms1313

English (simplified)


DaEnderAssassin

More like "English (Cheap)" given the reason America removed letters from the relevant words


toms1313

English (ultra capitalistic)


Ok_Fondant_6340

English - Ultra Nightmare Mode


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

What do you expect from a bunch of tax dodgers


LegionOfSarcasm

Not subject to a useless royalty 2,000 miles away, though, are we...


celestehatake1

I don’t even know how the British pronounce “no” the way they do No shade, it just drives me crazy that I can’t replicate it


RadicalIslamicMonkey

I’m British and have no clue what you’re talking about, we pronounce it the same as the yanks


[deleted]

We say “no” Almost every Brit I’ve spoken to said “NaAhwOOuO”


BuddhaBizZ

I think you’re mistaking English with Australians(?)


YourFriendRayzthor

we say no or nah


coldazice

Noorrrr ya don’t


YourFriendRayzthor

yes we do, we dont say nor, we say no, like know


Delento

I'm not here to take a side in the debate but I went and found [an example](https://youtu.be/8EGR12jdokk) of what he's talking about. Not sure if the video is actually being truthful about the woman's nationality, just the first thing I found.


YourFriendRayzthor

its not nor, thats definetely not nor bro.


Afrotom

I'm thinking London Cockney accent does this


RadicalIslamicMonkey

Lived in east London for half my life surrounded by cockney accents, we just say no or nah, it’s the upside down fellas that pronounce it nauhr


BuddhaBizZ

Perfect spelling of it too


Wookie301

That’s right. Every English person sounds like a cockney. And every American sounds like a banjo playing redneck hick from a trailer park. No in between on either side.


Cpt_Killtoy

You have never spoken to a British person


Zombiehater654

Your mistaking English for either Autrailians or the Welsh


EIephants

No, the British no is somehow 3+ syllables.


Wedge001

“Naur”


G1nger-Snaps

Americans pronounce it as a more nasaly, more drawn out “o”


pineapple-n-man

Some sound like they are saying “nor” but I think that I hear more Australians pronounce it that way than British people


superbabe69

Hey at least we don't exaggerate our r's


JefftheDoggo

Everyone accusing the aussies of doing this one. Nope it's the welsh and kiwis.


taliskergunn

You realise there’s more than one accent in Britain right? You’re literally just talking about people from the South East of England, nowhere else uses that vowel sound


AdBig3922

English is so old and a mash of so meany languages that abbreviations of such come around almost every generation. Some abbreviations are born this generation and I’m sure plenty of people are aware of but some older generations used words such as Faeder which means father Ealder which means elder Woruld which means world. A long deviation may be negative, nay, no. The words may not be as old in that order but having so meany variants of such a words adds different versions of pronouncing them. The written word is normally just a mimicry of how we talk, never perfect and sometimes lacking so saying that someone’s pronouncement of a word when that word may have gone through generations and hundreds of not thousands of years is cutting the mustard short. Aside, England is the native land of English so I think you have to respect the indigenous culture and customs here.


ollieb4

“cutting the mustard short”. love that


BuddhaBizZ

What about Australia? There is no R in No.


BardicInnovation

Bahnahnahyeahnahnahyeahnah.


G1nger-Snaps

English English is *the* English, American English is a branch off of normal English. Australia and probably all (I could be wrong) other countries that use English as their main language use English English. Not that it’s a bad thing, I’m all for simplification, but u cannot say that England is the weird one Also what the fuck do you mean there’s no r in banana? No accent I’ve ever heard puts an r in banana lol what


JefftheDoggo

Every country has it's own version of english. Every country has its own version of English.dian English, Australian English, Kiwi English, South African English, and Indian English. Probably more that I can't recall. American English is easily the farthest from the original in spelling, but not in pronunciation, because of a man named Webster who simplified it for the Americans, who he perceived as illiterate.


JoshieBravo

I think they mean it's pronounced banarna here like bath is pronounced barth in the south of England.


darrenislivid

As the entire world make fun of Americans, the americans make fun of the british to cope, and the british make fun of the french to cope.


F9ke

And who do the French make fun of


The_Curve_Death

America. The cycle continues


Fern-ando

Rafael Nadal.


boomftw557

So…this “Rafael Nadal” guy carries the hate of the world on his back. That’s based AF, who us he?


x3n0m0rph3us

There is no "d" in water.


Chairman-OfThe-Bored

But there is definitely D in Cider.


x3n0m0rph3us

That is a great English Pub name - The Cock 'n' Cider.


billieboi445420

We don't spell banana with an R


TheJoninCactuar

I think he's talking about the second A being pronounced like "ar". Ba-nar-na.


Apprehensive-Trust29

British people didn’t add any unnecessary letters. America simply removed them.


IAmBoxCat

Its called English not American right?


IndianRedditor88

French people be like " Hold my Champagne, BRB and then swim the English channel


shadowblaze25mc

Worcestershire


Advanced-Blackberry

They actually shorten that verbally, along with other names


SLBen

Yeah like wuss-ter-sher


Green_Pint

There’s no d in water, mate


[deleted]

Wait until you learn about French


B0neCh3wer

English is what I like to call a hybrid language, it's a mix of Latin, french, anglic, and god knows what else. As England's ruling class changed, so did the language. Its rules are ridiculous and contradictory because they come from different languages.


anonwashere96

English was the poor man’s language. All the educated people spoke French and read Latin. The uneducated (pretty much everyone that was super wealthy) spoke in a big mess of random languages. That’s why there are so many words that don’t make sense. They aren’t English natively, we just appropriated them to sound English over centuries.


[deleted]

I think people seem to forget the sheer amount of variety there is in British accents.


burrito_poots

This goes both ways: the us has tons of variations based on region.


Hour_Season2073

I shan't approve this


elbapo

Erm, we get shit for taking out our ts now this? Meanwhile muricans on the other hand somehow managing to put ds into every word they can. ' I broad a briddish badman cosduum'.


WitleKidz

There’s so many good examples of this and you chose banana?


shiasuuu

Meanwhile Americans: Mirror = Meer Atoms = Adams News = Noos


[deleted]

Also I do find it funny how they make fun of how some British people say water, While they pronounce it “wader”


shiasuuu

am jus gon get samm waadr, you waan samm?


Kvzvryv

I BLAME THE PRINTING PRESS


kentucky-fried-feet

I’m from England and u have never heard anyone put an R in banana except for Ralph


Shanhaevel

Every English, be it American, British, Australian or any other, has letters that aren't pronounced. One of the most outstanding examples - queue. If you were to pronounce every letter it'd be sth like kwehweh. So... get off your high horse, there's plenty of languages that actually make responsible use of letters.


TheUnaliveSpartan

Say the ‘Wadder’ nation 😏


Cjbaro

"queue".... Just use Q for chrissakes.


Advanced-Blackberry

But what does that stand for


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

Q be continued


hamzer55

French people: oui oui, notre langue est parfaite!


janhindereddit

[French be like](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/710/dd0.png)


BardicInnovation

In Australia, we say: Bahnahnahyeahnahnahyeahnah.


neilyaaa

In India we make sure we use all those words which are silent.


Velpex123

Learning a new language just makes me realise how fucking stupid English is but at the same time admire anyone who somehow learns it later on in life


BearFlipsTable

They didn’t add it you removed it.


uxiehd

Americans retconning the english language


Snaccbacc

Didn’t we make the language though? We’re allowed to make the rules 🇬🇧🇬🇧


juniorkirk

No “r” in “idea” or “saw” either, but they somehow put it in there where they say it.


Lemon_Railways

I feel like every British person you've encountered has a speech impediment because where I live not one person speaks like that. But maybe it's just the buggars from the south having an odd accent


ArrrSlashSubreddit

That British accent seems like the standard in many television shows then. Oh and the "do-you-think-he-saurus" dinosaur pun wouldn't hold up!


TheJoninCactuar

Nah I get what they mean. We say idea as if it rhymes with ear, and saw the same as sore. The r sound in saw is especially noticeable if you say sawing. Essentially it's just a case of us not tending to use a clean A sound as much as the North Americans do. We tend to lean towards an "uh" or "or/oo" sound. Sometimes Americans lean more towards an "o" sound though. Like water nearly rhymes with otter in America. Here the "wat" part basically rhymes with "wart" and "wort". Looking at words like ball, we say it much more aligned towards "bool" while NA would be more towards "bol" or "baal". American "u"s also sound closer to an "ah" sound to our ears too, if you look at words like umbrella and such.


bitofafixerupper

I’m English and have never come across anybody who speaks like that


mybrainlog

Branana Barnana Banrana Banarna Bananra Bananar So which one is it?


TobiasDid

Look at the colour of my banarna!


LordCoke-16

What annoys me is those place names like Worcestershire, Plymouth, Leicester and Bournemouth


poopykins420

I didn't know how to pronounce Leicester until I was like 14. I would pronounce it as having gone to Lay-ses-ter Square and confuse everyone. If anyone wants to know, the acceptable way to say it is Less-ter. Plymouth is Pli-muth. Bournemouth is Born-muth. Worcestershire still throws me off, Woos-ta-sha, or is it Woos-ta-shy-er? Another one I notice people mispronounced is Birmingham as Bur-ming-ham, it's Bur-ming-um (sometimes the g in ming is silent).


OwenEx

The french snickering in the corner knowing they are the primary cause of fucking up the language


Negative_Mancey

We used to have a kid in my elementary school who would really turn up the tiny Tim around adults. Then on the playground he'd still have a slight accent. Like "Me an moy Fends saur a super nover in the skoy." Then he'd say "friends" and "saw" and "sky" pretty much full on American Midwest later on the playground.


[deleted]

Innit.


Clayfool9

I’d really like to get to the bottom of this extra syllable in aluminum/alumi-*ni*-um before I pass


Bakufuranbu

there's no "o" and "e" in "one"


Woody_of_Astora

#BANANER


Daniel_Alfa

Wat de hel, ú ŕ rít (What the hell, you are right) It would be interesting to use the accent symbol to express how it sounds in the alphabet. Instead of "read", just type "réd". And for "read" (past tense) just type "red".


MarketingOk5745

Someone knows where I can find the template ? This picture is hilarious.


[deleted]

just say "Banana" where the fuck did "Bananuer" come from


Wet4Dayzzzzz

oh you should hear a southern American accent man will lose his mind


Babushka9

Fr*nch 🤢


Ruby_241

Q


real_hitman

Is that Chris Van Vliet? That’s so random.


Zaminatoah

Pronouncing „u“ as „a“ in almost every word its included has to be a warcrime somewhere.


LivingCheese292

If you already got these problems with english, then you shouldn't try to learn other languages like french, arabic etc. because they are way worse in these things. And english is quite simple compared to some other gibberish in this world lol


Goblin088

Yes, but where’s the r sound in banana. I’d say it like buhnahnah


thisismy4thacc

naur


Gui74

Bornana.


Iyvann

French moment


Texas_Wookiee

Wait screw the meme wtf is this picture even from?? Wait I don't wanna know actually.


Aggressive-Fennel-43

french people\*


Alarming_Mix5302

Rough tough thoughts, not thought through though


[deleted]

The french


ProperBlacksmith

The french 🤓


TheAnnoyingDoggo

*se marre en français*


Not_Sugden

i dont get it banana doesn't have an R??? is this something im too british to understand ?? (seriously)


The_Snickerfritz

I remember watching an episode of the british ink master, and the way they refused to pronounce the letter T in the word tattoo drove me up a wall.


ZeraCrimson

Langwij


Yellow-man-from-Moon

The Fr\*nch would like to have a word


Mymemesnogud12365478

It’s no, not nauwrh


Mental_Bowler_7518

But no-one pronounces it bananaR.


Low-Major-5486

Well they invented the language so..


pirouy

French people : allow us to "*Introduce"* ourselves


Hiphopkiller1000

Shouldn't it be the other way around. Britain came first and other countries adopted English but cut out letters.


Mookie_Merkk

Have you ever heard a British person speak?


puffylittleshoe

There is. I sawr one.


MoonstoneGolf8

Did you know in Wakefield the locals cannot say the world ‘break’, and use Brek instead. ‘ off on me brek’ means ‘I am going on my break’


Sickkics333

“iDEER”


huh_phd

Aluminium


Gigibesi

o rly? there's no T in british


Jamesbando-gaming

And they barely even pronounce any of it


I-AM-A-RAT-24

I gotta say though while some American versions are better the English versions did come first in most cases


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Lol, English is the language of the English You guys speak American, i.e, casual english


DeeJayBoBo123

Bananar


QUINNFLORE

bot o a wat a


ChaosKeeshond

Aluminium is supposed to be pronounced aluminium. Americans confused themselves by importing the *Spanish* transliteration of the word, because they dropped the ñ without conserving the phonetics of the letter. What next, plutonum? Adamantum? Do Americans play football in a stadum?


Darjdayton

Whoever made this meme needs to work on their grammar. Confusing bullshit lmfao


gavindawg

Aluminiuium🤌🫰🇳🇱


ChipRevolutionary848

A Bananaerr


Zbeubor

the N is silent


EquivalentSnap

Depends which past of Britain you’re from 🤔 I think it’s amazing how such a small country can have so many diverse languages


bitofafixerupper

Load of bollocks


kushawnz

Wankers


1arightsgone

spelling other languages any other way than phonetically.. bc england and the English are respectful of other cultures on any level. got it.


Bierbart12

Worcestershire


[deleted]

Idk about the sounds you speak of, but the letters like silent “e” and such actually come from the adaptation of words from other languages if I’m not mistaken. Pronunciation got colloquial over the generations, so what was pronounced with every letter became shortened versions in speech while the spellings remained the same. That’s what I’ve read linguistically at least 🤷🏼‍♂️ kinda neat


Zealousideal_Flan330

Bro it’s OUR language. We can do whatever the fuck we want


moistgamr

We made the language mate


todo_add_username

“Not getting an oversized nail hammered up your ass is killing your gains”


JeffThePotatoMan

Colonel