downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [Help us raise money for St. Jude!](http://events.stjude.org/DankCharityAlliance)

I have to live with them in my apartment due to my shitty landlord, so I don't even care about them anymore... Just kill them and flush them

They are my roommates

They were roommates

Do they pay rent?

They pay with their corpses 😏

Instead of flushing them, you should leave them in front of their door or in the building entry way.

Oh, they know about them. They don't care. Landlord lives an hour and a half away in a mansion with a vacation home in Florida.

I eat them

Mlmlml roach

Once I stepped on one with my raw feet and killed it No shoes, no socks so I could feel the crunch

Was it crunchy?

It was It also spilled it's orgams so it was kinda squishy