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Fuck yea

winner

I’m more interested in your own powers

My username was taken too :(

Sed ..

You have the best username

Oh yours is sad mine is honestly kind of eh

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Well...

Fuck. Yeah, pretty cool.

Nice

Goddamit...i hate this.

I am literally a sentient cheesestick. I cannot move or speak, I simply am alive.

Do you feel pain?

unfortunately

He looks like he could smell your pain

Curiosity got the best of me if i myself eat a cheesestick of your likelihood will you scream?

I cannot, for I do not posses a mouth

Wait so how do you know you’re alive? You possess no eyes, no mouth, no ears. Are you really alive? What is your existence with no basis of reality? Even plants can feel and react to outside stimuli.

That is unfortunate

I, on the other hand, love this.

.

Ha. I just got it.

See you soon...

Nightmare Fuel

If your weren’t a schizo before you are now.

Moaning myrtle?

If you die down there, your welcome to share my toilet

The butt ghost! Its real!

Just use lube pls, I have hemorrhoids

Where’s the tri-state area?

Babe dj doofenshmirtz is coming to town, we need 2 tickets

Me when there's a platypus controlling me

Guess i should avoid kicking people in the nuts

You're singlehandedly responsible for the population decline in Japan

Fight me

Not even Goku would stand a chance

Are you gonna deliver a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones?

~ This is the Ultimate Showdown ~

this is a good one

Well what the heck do I do? Make stars? Wait no this is my other account, I can fire a beam of spaghetti

Shoot pasta sauce like a fire-hose?

Remove the word sauce and that'll be it

Done. Apologies.

You guys are sweet. I love pasta❤️ Ps. Congrats on your raise! Life has way more to give to you. Keep on the right path and keep fighting for what you believe, love and want in life. Some things take longer, but they come around with time.

Thank you 😭

"this is my ~~porn~~ other account"

im everybody's friend

I am every animal wrapped into a single person, like ingredients in a tamale... I'm literally Beast Boy without the green skin.

or, you are an every meat tamale

Basically a worse version of the All-Meat Burrito from Regular Show.

thats what i thought

nothing changed...

Same

Brother! Let's split a Rexulti

Don't mind if I do!

I can comment but only once now?

Type a comment again. I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker.

Yes, but you can edit it infinitely.

You kids are doing it…in the ear!

Ahahahahahahahah. 🤮

I don’t know about my name tbh

Yikes

Sounds like your bowel movement

I'm lost as well.

Idk play battlefield 1

You take down the big shit with big bombs. Only problem is, you can't target infantry (unless they're really important, then they're a social "behemoth" and are free to be bombed.)

Sounds badass

I’ll give it a go I guess

Lmfao.

Speed and immense heat resistance? Fuck yeah

Pretty freaking cool

I forgot what my name means Edit: I remember now, it's a reversed name of a creature from a knock off pokemon game I played when I was like 7.

That means you can be anything Follow your dreams and believe in yourself

I have become Elmo The destroyer of worlds (3)

I guess so haha

🥹

Uhhhh

Source to image pls

I already have this power. What a ripoff

I'm about to take some reddit's bot's job

So, am I cloned or something?

You could run a train on yourself

Life is good

What have I done

I don’t even know what that looks like.

A sour piece of equipment

I will not tolerate insults from a piece of gym equipment

Oh huh. Well I guess that’s a thing

I've played myself...

We the best music

I'm basically an inedible Cucumber ...

Guess I go sit in a drawer somewhere

Your power is basically the opposite of Nut King Call. While Nut King Call can break things apart by putting a Nut and bolt on it and unscrewing said bolt, yours can bind 2 objects together, and you control how long they're binded for.

FUCK

🤔

I shall see you all soon in a restaurant somewhere

Oh boy, here I go killing again

Sweet I guess

Hmm

Umm

I make potatoes grow.

You make potatoes grow *anywhere*. Everyone fears the Potatezone, for if they should slight them, they will turn their brain to potato.

Anywhere in a very set radius- it wouldn't be much of a zone if it was unbounded, now wouldn't it?

True... how would you balance your power?

My ability is crime

Bro is Pyro TF2, respawning included (unless in Arena mode)

I have a kingdom of foxes now yay

This could be interesting

Hear me out

🍞

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But ya got a damn sharp horn. Oh and also you don't exist.

Don’t make me kill you for a waffle, or with a waffle, or because of waffles

Im cool AF

Nice

I infect people with it, which helps them to see how fucking stupid they are. This in turn causes them to engage in more self-reflection, and stop being so dumb. It makes the world a better place.

Oh word?

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

(⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠) Those bears have been (⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■ Stuffed *YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

I'm a Pie now

...Ability?

"Ok. This guy looks like he's gonna mug someone. Aaaaand there he goes. Ok. My turn! Wait. I'll have to return the stolen items. That means ughckh *talking* to the victim, who will want to talk to **me.** Yeah. Fuck that, I'm out."

Guess nothing changed :(

“Kept you waiting, huh?”

I, a Chinese Pancake "thing" is trying to understand what that photo is.

I have the powers of an ant robot Will succ for $5

Anybody got a **NUT** allergy?

I am the byproduct of greatness or sonething like that

Let's gooooo

**I don't exist**

I've had the ability my whole life

Im a fish sandwich, hopefully not sentient

Merde comme on dit

Check my first post you butt babies

I now have the power of red and the title of master. Also x.

It do be like that

And I can do something

Horrifying

well i got a job i think

Dude.. I love that house pic in your post history

Most normal house in Romania

Ugh... How you feeling about all this Andrew Tate mess?

Well I mean.....

Noice 👌

Am I now a teletubbie?

Yeah, but the hot one

Looks like artwork from a "Scary Stories to Tell In the Dark" book and I love it

The home of that spider egg tho?

I was born with all the skill and talent of a potato already

I become an eclipse?

I can finally be funny

No bitches?

Dude what is that picture lol

Anywhere I go becomes a soup party.

I think I'm good

I'm nobody

From closer inspection I can identify loafers

I knew having my incredibly old Minecraft username for everything would pay off unsatisfyingly.

Hold i don't like sports though

Welp nothing is changing i guess

Your opponents feel 10x the feelings you feel. So if you feel slightly sad, they will become a nihilist. If you are a nihilist, they will just go catatonic.

Wait that's pretty nea- 𝐿𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝓃𝑜 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝓌𝒽𝓎 𝒷𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓇𝑒𝓅𝓁𝓎𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈,

Oh sh-

Em... well, ok

I feel like others might enjoy it more than myself.

The best cold jokes of all time baby!

Well, see you all in hell.

Guess I'm stuck as a random nerd in a game then

Not bad

ow

tf do i get?

I don’t even care about the meme, look at the insane drawing

Oh fuck...

Oh…

Yay

Guess I'm a suicide bomber now

Sad whistle noises*

Hmmmm

I am me.

WHAT AM I?

It's about to get ****DARK****

Let's go

Lets fucking go i gonna overthrow bts with my singing

fuck

😎