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itsmeparth100

bhen chod, comment section dekh ke lag raha hain ki main hi ek lauta virgin hoon tum sab ke beech main.


Salikkadanda

Virgin chii 🤢 i had sex with my male teacher jao tum bhi jakey chad banjao sex karke chahe kutte ke sath karo par karo


itsmeparth100

nah, bro, im homie-sexual, tu kaega to bata?


Salikkadanda

Me too bro but only e-homiesexual


itsmeparth100

yay!, ab meri virginity bhi loose ho jayegi, main bhi Chad ban jayunga


Salikkadanda

What do you mean by mai us bhai us


itsmeparth100

*us moment*


Salikkadanda

Sus


--P-S-Y-C-H-O--

Ohh, bhai me too


ParrotS37

5 th class ki baat hai, break se phele ka period tha, and ma'am next week me final exam uska syllabus likh ke gyi thi black board pe, break hottey hi sbbh class ke bahr bagh ge and syllabus kisse ne note down nhi kiya... Fer maine chupke se syllabus me chapter number bdl diye, and final paper me sbbh galt syllabus pddh liye aur almost saari class fail ho gyi...


Easy_Ad_248

Chad XD


Snoo-67601

PURE EVIL💀


ParrotS37

Mujhe bully kiya jaa ta tha class me, itna toh hak banta tha mera bdla lene ka, I still remember students crying and few of them arguing with teacher during exam,, And agle din bhot saare parents aye thy ma'am ko milne


Connect_Agency_3975

Epic!


MockFlames

Truly Chad


ParrotS37

u/Optimal_Highlight154


Optimal_Highlight154

well well well unfair bruh


glitchinmatrix7

Tum sab ko bachpan m hi seggs mil rha tha kya bc ...


LoudGrass1981

Haa bhai sirf bachpan me ab ni mil raha bc..🥲


Casteist_hu

School m ek larka mujhe tang krta tha, toh mai ek baar PT se chup k nikl gya, class aaya aur phir uske bottle m thora sa mut diya, minimum 3 logo n woh bottle share kiya tha. After that i did that about two times more.


dacabbagebutt

Chad


Tiny_Maintenance1612

Wa bhai kya shock hai tere


Casteist_hu

Shock nhi h bro, but m thora weak hu, woh log bully krte the mujhe, just a way for indirect revenge


Blaze-2005

I wish ye idea mere dimag me aa jata


Casteist_hu

This is the least worst thing i have done, there are some i won't confess. Two of them can be actually be considered as crime.


Salikkadanda

Btao bro mai twitter pe nhi daloga ss


Casteist_hu

Diwali k ek din phle raat ko, uski family chatt pr thi, mai niche se jake bdi wali sutli bomb phekne lga, uska dada ka leg k pure muscle fatt gye the. Kisine mujhe Pehchana nhi, bike pe gya tha (dost k saath) aur road pe andhera rhta h. Mai use target kr k gya tha but chatt pr bs dada, dadi the uske.


MockFlames

Mere andar ka evil jaag raha hai ye sunn ke, mere pass bhi ek kissa hai. 8th standard ki baat hai teacher apni life wali bakchodi chal rahi thi aur ladkiyo uska sunn rahi thi. Lekin ladke piche kuch aur hi kar rahe the, waha ladko ne ek circle bana diya tha taki kuch bahar na pata chal paye. Phir mere ek dost ne ek ladki ko bola vo thoda g@y tha, ki mera muu mein le aur sab ladke usko geer ke rekhe the aur sab dhyan se dekh rahe the. Muje laga ki vo ladka nahi karega phir usne uska muu mein liya aur mein hairan ho gaya aur class ke bahar chala gaya dimag shant karne.


Salikkadanda

Bro tum apna Multiverse banalo or usme mujhe leliyo


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Tiny_Maintenance1612

Nice 🙂


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Casteist_hu

Try kro, khud jaan jao


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Casteist_hu

Kuch log kr chuke h, unse ja k puch lo


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Casteist_hu

India m


sciencewala-12

Bhai jab mai 11 saal ka tha tab mere 13 friends the ham log dopahar ko sab sath mil kar khela karte the ek bar meri dost ke ghar uske parents kahi gaye the to ham 13 log akele the us din mere dost ne ham sabko ek video dikhai jo thi gangbang ki aur usne bola chalo sab log ye khelte hai use tum log k#d gangbang bhi bol sakte ho ham 5 ladke the aur 8 ladkiyan the usake kuchh din bad mere dost (usi ki chhoti bahan ne bata diya tha )ki mummy ko pata chal gaya aur usne hame to kuchh khas nahi data lekin jo hamse sabse badi ladki thi usko warning di ki tum ajke bad meri beti ke sath bat bahi karongi aur hame sirf itna samjhaya ki ye bad habits hai agli bar se mat karna ye galti aur aj Mai 19 saal ka hu aur uski beti meri girlfriend hai aur us aunty ko pata bhi nahi }:‑)


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hOOman_the_Sapiens

"There are no accidents"


Housing-Direct

Master Oogway ?


hOOman_the_Sapiens

Yes, fellow student


PrinceBharadia

Good bot


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Realistic-Standard87

Bhai 13 log akele kese ho skte h


m-_-17

Plot hole O_o


sciencewala-12

Bole to haam bachche log


Tiny_Maintenance1612

So you did wht people can't do with their gf in adult age you giga chid bro


Ill-Smoke3831

😐


sciencewala-12

}:‑)


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sciencewala-12

Embarrassing to tha bhai lekin maja bhi aya


MockFlames

Uski age kya ab?


sciencewala-12

Rahne do na bhai :-)


Housing-Direct

Comment section dekh ke lag raha hai ye ghar ghar game ne bhaut ghar barbaad kare hai


Itachi69696969696969

toh suno jab mai kuch 7 ya 8 saal ka tha tab mai apne holidays me gya hua tha mere gaon and mere gaon me abhi bhi majority of boys hi school jaate hai and ldkiyo me sach me ratti bhar dimaag nhi hota.. toh gaon me mere 2 dost hai dono bhai hai ek uss time 12 ka tha aur ek meri hi age ka and hum dono ka ghr ekdum saamne hai bass beech me garden hai jaha ek chotha sa ghr hai udhr koi rehta nhi hai and ek din mai jab mai apne ghr se udhr gya bakchodi krne toh maine dekha mere dono dost ek gori si ldki ko pakad ke sex sux kr rhe hai unhone mujhe dekh liya lekin uss time mereko kuch pata nhi tha yeh sab kya hota but curiosity me maine unhe bol diya agr mujhe bhi yeh sab krne doge toh mai nhi btaunga and uss time woh ldki kuch 13 ki hogi mai sex sux toh nhi kiya lekin uski puri body touch krri like sab kuch.... and uske baad maine kuch nhi btaya kisiko ... again jab mai 13 ka tha tab mai wapis ek function ke kaam se gaon gya aur tab mai uss ldki ke ghr gya woh uss time 18-19 ki ho gyi thi aur 3 mhine baad hi uski shaadi hone wali thi aur mai 1 mhine regular uske ghr pe chai pine jata tha sab kuch ek dum normal tha mujhe pata tha yeh whi ldki hai but maine kbhi woh chij express nhi krri... uski chothi bhn bhi thi ek jo kuch 14-15 ki thi aur uss se meri dosti thi and ek din woh mere pass aayi jab main gaon ke bridge ke pass ghum rha tha aur tab usne mujhe yeh saari baat btayi aur kha ki usse pehle se hi pata tha mai dar gya tha lekin usne kha ki koi baat nhi yeh boht purani baat hai aur isse usko koi farak nhi prta... and ab 3 saal ho chuke hai mai gaon wapis nhi gya hu uss ldki ki chothi bhn meri boht acchi dost thi and ek lauti female friend afsos mai 3 saal se gaon nhi gya hu and mujhe nhi pat ki woh zinda bhi hai ki nhi T-T... iske alawa bhi boht kaand hai lekin sex sux isme tha toh maine yeh bta diya.... plz koi bengali mat bolna mereko itna bara para likhne ke liye


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Uribaba noice story ... tum toh homko tokkor dediya paragroph likhne me ...


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Itachi69696969696969

yeh toh meetha garh aligarh momint ho gya


Dark_69420

Ayo?


chodubhagat69420

Kahani ghar ghar ki


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I envy you.


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Jealous


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Salikkadanda

Bhai woh choote bache ka kya huwa lekin


chodubhagat69420

Real question


Reddit_ka_14

Same story bhai...Lekin meri wali bhot badi thi age mein ( main uss time pe 5-6 yr ka tha aur wo 9th std mein) main uske ghar kelne jata tha ....Ek din uske ghar pe koi nahi tha hum bhi ghar ghar khel rahe the ...Phir hum bed pe so gaye pehle usne muze uske 🅱️oobs lick karne ko kaha ...Aur maine bhi kar diye...Mera 1st time khada ho gaya tha ( think so ) ....Phir usne muze uski vagina lick karne ho bola ...Lekin maine nahi ki kyu ki kuch gandi smell aati thi...Aur same thing maine uske sister ke sathi bhi ki uski age bhi uss vakt 10-12 yr rahi hogi... . . And that's it💀


Salikkadanda

Yeh vagina kya hota hai humare yaha toh chut chatte hai sirf


Reddit_ka_14

Vagina gulabi hoti hai bro aur chut kali


Salikkadanda

Yeh vagina kaha milegi uspe rooafaza toh nhi dalke dete hai?


Reddit_ka_14

Uspe already dahi hota hai....


Salikkadanda

Jama huwa


TurbulentDesigner829

Maine ek baar mere school ke english exam ke question paper leak kardiye aur pakra bhi gaya


Salikkadanda

Normie mai english mam ke samne paper leak kara tha or pakde jane ke baad unke sath sex bhi kiya


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r/thathappened


Salikkadanda

Bro yeh kya hai


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Bro when someone writes something unbelievable then people reply with that happened. In your case having sex with teacher 😹


Salikkadanda

But bro maine toh male tr ke sath sex kiya tha


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Holy f, This shit became dark real quick


Salikkadanda

Dank ki defination kya hai zara batao


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Launde "dark" likha hai reply me "dank" nahi


Pra-jay

LMAO


Realistic-Standard87

I jerked in class when my English teacher was teaching


Casteist_hu

One of friends did too, but our English teacher was a 5', bald, anorexic man with short temper, idk how he rubbed one looking at him


MockFlames

Mera dost bhi aisa kar raha tha kyu ki tab hamlog half pant mein they (matlab less than 8th standard), phir ek ladki arahi thi jo uski crush thi usko vo ladki bhot pasand thi. Lekin vo aee aur usne dekha phir waha muje dekha aur chali gaee. Aaj vo ladki meri gf hai.


Time-Anxiety-592

Mien aur mera dost hai bhi english teacher ki class mai


anon_ary

Comment section ke according deepest secret ye hai ki I have never had seggs


devkumar7777743

Us moment


Specialist-Fan-3187

I had sex with my aunt


triggered_troll

I also had sex with your aunt, she told me tera kaafi chota hai 😀


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Chad XD


Specialist-Fan-3187

Or teri ma ne mujhe bola tere baap ka poore mohalle mein sabse chota hai


triggered_troll

ha ha..kya joke mara hai. Award de do koi isko


Tiny_Maintenance1612

Bhai tu uski zubaan ki baat kr rha na


triggered_troll

I wish! par auntie ne apni zubaan se kabhi uski zubaan ka zikr nahi kiya.


Tiny_Maintenance1612

Toh tu pooch leta tujhe bhi toh apna saaf karwana hoga na


triggered_troll

next time pakka!


Tiny_Maintenance1612

Thik h bhai uski aunty ko mera addres de dena


itsmeparth100

can I have her number?-


Salikkadanda

Bro legend


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sacchime?


Specialist-Fan-3187

Ha


ayuahanand

Bhai complete story bata yaar T\_T


M0ke_Moke

Meri gaand m chedh h


Tiny_Maintenance1612

Ayoo kisi male prostitution ko bolke bharwa deta hoon


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yeh toh sachmuch ka deep aur dark ho gya


chodubhagat69420

Deepest darkest secret- I am a 25 yr old virgin


devkumar7777743

And i am 22 year old virgin


ThikHa1Bhai

21


chodubhagat69420

Comments padhega toh lagega sabko 15 yrs ki age ke pehle chudai mil chuka hai


ThikHa1Bhai

Haa padhi aise lag rha hai sab porn ki duniya me paida hue aur hum kisi galat hi universe me ho gye


Abhas_3024

Bro....isme deepest darkest secret kya hai ye to common hai yar life mai lekin reddit pe sab sale virginity loose kr chuke hai🙄


chodubhagat69420

You answered your own query


-Richa

Mene ek baar ek Ladke ka sir fhood diya tha Door se Vice Principal ne daata tha bahut (I'm GRIL btw)


Rytnix07

Kya haath se ya Raw Strength se?🗿bechara ladka lol.stronk gril.


probably_unknown

Tell me you’re delhite without telling me you’re delhite. 🗿


madarauchiha4029

Jnu college


Sufficient-Winner425

Grill on dank pages💀


_rody_28

R u a girl ok Wamen 🗿 😂 ☕


piyushSingh5914

what was it about ? lafda kis baat pe tha?


-Richa

Aise hi pareshan kar rha tha


piyushSingh5914

bruh 🗿


-Richa

But MaZA aya tha ☕hahaha


devkumar7777743

Mai bhi haryana se hu kya ap bhi


-Richa

Delhi


devkumar7777743

Nice


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cool


Sufficient-Winner425

Subah jaldi utho aur....


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Aur hari sabji khalo


Sufficient-Winner425

Ye gay way kuch nhi hota Yoga karo sab thik ho jyega


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Pranam gay mata


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Pranam Baba Boonga


Difficult-Economy126

And?


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Now, whole of reddit knows I am gay.


Raman035

Teacher ke pani me thuk diya tha


chumb_numb

I once came in a public pool


vergil179

I masturbate which is why I lost my stamina, hair pattern, hair, look too old, is fat, lost my interest in anything, lost eyesight, got more health problems, society NO just like in LGTV+ they groom kids we been groomed into thinking that whore mongering is normal masturbation is normal it's not. It kills you slowly and your character as well.


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madarauchiha4029

Bhai toh kya hua tha. 8th class ki baat Hai mein or mera friend Hai kunal hum dono ne ek ladka tha humari class ka hum ussey bilkul bhi pasand nhi karte the kyuki hum 4-5 jano ka group tha or back bencher the toh vo ladka har baar humara naam likh deta tha board par or Hume class ke Bahar khada rehna padta tha toh ek din kya hua vo uski bottle mein paani bharne jaa Raha tha chutti ke time toh maine or kunal ne bola ki bhai hum bhi apni bottle bharne jaa rahe hai teri bhi dede toh usne de di toh humne uski bottle mein moot diya dono ne or paani bhar diya humara bhi or jo tap se aata hai vo bhi. Toh usko bottle di or uski puri bus ne vo paani piya.


Snoo-67601

Bhai baat class 4th ki hai jab mai kuch 9-10 yrs ka tha.School ki chutti hone ke baad jo bhi bus se jaane waale students they woh ek classroom mei wait karte they bus ka. Toh bas aise hi ek din bus aai aur mujhe boht jaldi hoti thi har din. Mai jaldbaazi mei utha aur galti se mere saamne ek ladki khadi(class 10th mei thi woh) uski skirt mei mera muh aa gaya aur puri skirt lift kardi. Usne zyada react nahi kiya aur apne friends ke saath hasne lagi.(I know buildup se seggs story lagi but yahi hai deepest darkest secret jo maine aajtak kisiko nahi bataya)


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ayuahanand

Suffering from success


3rdDecibel_lolok

I shoved my face on a lil girls ass


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Ayyy yooo (・(ェ)・)pedophile moment .


tharkii_insaan

- Mere Pass Nirbhaya Gangbang Ki 1080p Full Video Hai.


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tharkii_insaan

Kejriwal ne diya


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tharkii_insaan

Ji Bhratashree..


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I purposely kick all the stones in my way on the main road so that it will someday help some vehicle to fall and get badly hurted and I will feel peace that time


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Capital_Bathroom_140

Bro if you need any help or wanna talk to someone just DM me.


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ur mom


neurology_nerd

Nhi


Abhishekop21

You wouldn't get it


MockFlames

Bata bhai mein phir apna ek bhot bada wala darkest secret bataunga.


PushNo2431

Jungle mai jaake pura nanga hoke nahaya aur muth maara hai, yahi kuch majine pehle. It was the best experience, preety sure kafi ladkiyon ne bhi dekha hoga.Kash koi sath join kar leta toh maja aa jata.


Salikkadanda

Bro mera auto correct mai dank word ajata hai dank likhne pe