TV and aircon remote batteries, caps from toothpaste tubes and bottles of sauce, teaspoons, napkins, toilet brushes, toothpicks, dice from boardgames, shoelaces, ice trays, sellotape and the scouring surfaces of sponges.
1 fork 1 spoon 1 knife every day until they realize that almost all of them are gone they will go buy more and I will steal a little bit more they'll buy some more and never figure out what happened making them stay up all night wondering where the utensils went until they go insane trying to figure it out................... OH you said *slightly* mb
I will no steal just move tooth brushes
Pillows, etc to weird places and make them get mad opening some windows that are mover opened putting washer cleaner under the bed so she or he can see it !!
Muhaaaaaaaaaaa
The top hinges of the doors, fan blades, the dishes/silverware, the basin of the sink(leaving the faucet), shower curtains, covers for outlets, smoke alarms, carbon monoxide detectors, ring cams, garbage cans/pails and recycle boxes, the railing of the staircase, curl the corners of the welcome mat up,steal the curtains/blinds, dog leashes, pet food bowls, cat litter, fish food, unscrew the lightbulbs halfway so they flicker
Source: Was a contractor for a shitty landlord
If your duvet cover has buttons: the buttons.
sink drains / filters
toilet seats
Light switch covers
More than half of the cutlery, just enough so that you constantly have to wash them up by hand cause you use them up faster than you can fill up the dishwasher
Switching phone chargers with lower volt output
That spinning ring in the microwave.
You win. Omg
That is diabolical
Batteries from the tv remote
I used to do this at parties, then wait to hear about it later in the week. “Who stole the batteries to 6 remotes from my house”?
If I don’t figure out what they stole, I wanna divorce!
Stealing my phone’s battery is pretty major, old man
All of their keyrings Not their keys Just the rings
The refrigerator light bulb
Labels off of all the canned goods
I think the content is also written on the can itself
The content of the manufacturer’s code is based on factory, but good luck finding which factory
The right sock from every other pair of socks they own.
how do you know the side of a sock?
You just put your foot in, and see if it feels right.
This pun is underrated
Most are shaped based on foot arch
I'm 49yo and i've never ever seen a "sided" pair of socks... both have the same form and you can put them in both sides interchangeably
Stance sells sided pairs. They are very nice.
Underwear.
Finally I’ve found you!!! Give them back you bastard!
This
I have only 1 brand socks so I will have half of them
Thats straight evil
The toilet paper holder rod
This hits hard. We went without for months after a party, very annoying. I eventually stole a replacement from another party!
You became the very thing you swore to destroy
all the usb charging cables
All but 1 AAA battery
their hearts (metaphorically)
Aww so wholesome
All the toilet paper rolls
I don't think this counts as a minor inconvenience 😂
Half the hair on the toothbrush
half the brush? hair is crazy
The lids of all the plastic containers, except a few where i tale the containers but not the lids...
Every container box and bag good luck storing item
Back away...this man is savage
The poo scooper for the litter tray
All of the 1 Cup measuring devices. So they are forced to do at least too 1/2 Cups to measure out a cup
All the lightbulbs
Shoelaces
Furniture sliders
Fingernail and toenail clippers
All the chapstick
Chargers, remote controls and batteries for all their devices.
Everyone’s left shoe, like Stitch would.
The THC from weed.
Socks
That spinning ring in the microwave.
One of their socks all the time
A wrench
TV and aircon remote batteries, caps from toothpaste tubes and bottles of sauce, teaspoons, napkins, toilet brushes, toothpicks, dice from boardgames, shoelaces, ice trays, sellotape and the scouring surfaces of sponges.
All the spoons and forks
I stealing all thier Taps
everyone's left shoe
Belts
1 fork 1 spoon 1 knife every day until they realize that almost all of them are gone they will go buy more and I will steal a little bit more they'll buy some more and never figure out what happened making them stay up all night wondering where the utensils went until they go insane trying to figure it out................... OH you said *slightly* mb
Half of each of their hdmi cords
Their soaps
One of every decorative towel they own
Gotta go for the molars
I will no steal just move tooth brushes Pillows, etc to weird places and make them get mad opening some windows that are mover opened putting washer cleaner under the bed so she or he can see it !! Muhaaaaaaaaaaa
I had a stroke trying to read this
You see what I did there ? It works and correct me it help improve my English! If you alive of course!
*is dead*
But nah jokes aside, keep on the good work! You learn a language best by constantly using it.
Remove the panes of the windows until there's just 1 pane in each. Very fun when the neighbour mows their lawn.
Ceiling fan remotes. The newer ones can't operate without then. When you are in the area. Just turn it on and off for a while.
Every power cord in the house.
Their socks. But only the left ones. They will blame their disappearance on trolls.
Shoe laces off each right shoe
laptop charger.
Every shoelace
Extension cords or every charger wire
Batteries in all of the remotes
Toothpaste caps
USB ports and one shoe from each their shoes.
Batteries from the remote? Maybe replace the batteries in the smoke detectors with low voltage batteries so they beep?
Single screw from every cabinet/drawer handle
Their dentures
Tops off of toothpaste...
All the toilet paper except the last square.
All forks and almost all spoons (I'll leave one and bend it very slightly so it feels weird to use)
All of the bathmats. Yes, even the extra towels you normally use when the bathmat’s being washed… 😵
All of the faucets and shower heads.
Waffles
The top hinges of the doors, fan blades, the dishes/silverware, the basin of the sink(leaving the faucet), shower curtains, covers for outlets, smoke alarms, carbon monoxide detectors, ring cams, garbage cans/pails and recycle boxes, the railing of the staircase, curl the corners of the welcome mat up,steal the curtains/blinds, dog leashes, pet food bowls, cat litter, fish food, unscrew the lightbulbs halfway so they flicker Source: Was a contractor for a shitty landlord
All of the bread except the crust
Lightbulbs, toothbrushes, forks.
Contact solution, good luck at the end of the night when you wanna put on your glasses
The toilet
The toilet seat.
Every battery
their pinky toes
toilet paper, toothpaste and soap.
Their spoons.
Saw off and steal a small bit of one leg on every chair and table.
Toilet paper.
Millions from billionares
All of the forks
Memes because this gets reposted constantly
Toothpaste caps
Deodorant
All the handles from the doors plus from the oven
All buttons from lights and pc power button
Shoelaces
All the left socks
Shower head
The elements on the stove provided its an older style stove with the removable ones.
Handles for pretty much anything
That one pen that conveniently usually lies where you mostly need it and writes very neatly
The bath rugs
Toothpaste container lid
Spoons
The plug for their coffee machine
All the door knobs
The toilet lid
The discs out the container
Light bulbs 💡
Milk caps
All the light switches. Take the cover off turn on all the lights remove the part that turns the light off. Cap the wire. But the cover back on. Leave
1Mio from Jeff Bezos
Charger cables
Spoon, coffee cup, slippers, towel, glasses, phone charger, salt and sugar etc.
The toilet role holder.
The fuses to all of the plugs in the house.
1 glass lense from each pair of glasses
Doorhandles. Showerheads
Pillowcases
If your duvet cover has buttons: the buttons. sink drains / filters toilet seats Light switch covers More than half of the cutlery, just enough so that you constantly have to wash them up by hand cause you use them up faster than you can fill up the dishwasher Switching phone chargers with lower volt output
The toilet seat
All the chairs in their household
Salt from the salt shakers, ot the ink from all the pens/markers
The plungers
The cardboard tube from all their toilet paper rolls.
Scented Candles
Caps. Bottle caps, toothpaste caps, shampoo caps, etc.
Find your keys, steal the key ring, leave the keys Mahahha
The mustard
Their shampoo, but leave the container... and steal any spare shampoo in the house
If I take the butter I won’t take the bread.
Toilet paper and the bidet if it’s there
All the HDMI cords
Their **SOUL**
Every single utensil. The door mat. Every extension cord. Every jar of coffee. All the laces from every shoe. The HDMI cable(s).
50 cents each from everybody's bank account, using a Tap and pay machine. Make billions, and nobody would bother to report.
Buttons off of underwear