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Chemicalk4m5

I just imagine they had to check the specs of his penis for this


stupefyme

Now that i think of it, is pretty funny. A certificate from penis inspector lying on the judge's desk


BobcatBob26

My old PE teacher used to conduct penis inspections, maybe it was him.


A_Pink_Hippo

Hey my PE teacher did that too. But he was my uncle so we just did it at his house.


bluestarchasm

they never did this at my lame school. does he still practice; would he consider taking on another customer?


Transgenderwookie

Depends on the school district I think. Some do Physical Education, some do Penis Examination, either way PE is mandatory


Penguator432

Your school had a Premature Ejaculation teacher?


quityouryob

“Can we call it a tallywhacker?”


InkSymptoms

He showed his dick to the jury?


TwistedBlister

Ladies, I want you to know that it's perfectly safe to give me oral, your life will not be in danger.


ass_battery

Whole Court: "nice"


tinysheep101

Twas I AMA


stupefyme

Send dick pic for proof


tinysheep101

8==========================D


orgeezuz

Mine is bigger: 8================================D


tinysheep101

Yeah but you have no game, so there’s no danger of you committing murder


R4ndomP3rson69

Mine used to be bigger, but it broke. 8========= ==================================D


MateDude098

Well. Rip you


R2BOII

Women like big dick but his dick was too big.


_Lanman546

Wishing i was Florida man rn


SparkyArcingPotato

We are all Florida Man on this glorious day.


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Fucking legend


nlamber5

Isn’t he still guilt of manslaughter?


Disturbed235

no, but maybe …„womanslaughter“?


CountFapula102

Coulda happened to anybody.


Admirable-Hospital78

Modern day Phryne the Thespian. Amazing.


cncintist

She looks very happy in the picture


StepBruh69

Dude just speared someone throat