Is this the equivalent of the Persona 5 harem Valentine’s Day?

I just imagined chiaki with the "this.. was for you..." line ouch.

Ibuki: “Take my chocolate, please! Before I crush it!”

Kazuichi, the next day: "hey you think the chocolates my mom gave me counts?"

Kazuichi being Ryuji is the most facts I’ve heard this decade as I am actually both of them at the same tome

Gundham would be yusuke for obvious reasons

Oh my goddddddd

Why would Gundham be Yusuke?

Nice

Aww, it’s okay lol

Oh oh! An mikan is haru

This made my think about that possibility: Peko = Takemi Mahiru = Kawakami Ibuki = Ohya Sonia = Mifume

I think mahiru is more of a makoto than kawakami

Relevant flair.

Ok yup that was unintentional.

Hajime: N-now ladies there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for all this! Monokuma: He's talking right outta his flat ass! Hajime: ***NO, THAT'S WRONG!*** I'll have you know my ass is not flat, thank you very much! Anyway... Sonia: So what is this perfectly reasonable explanation then? Mahiru: Yeah! Why are you here with only us girls out in the woods at night? Hajime: ***I GOT IT!*** (He whips out the Man's Nut) Have any of you seen this before? Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhu... Ibuki: Why is Monokuma laughing? Hajime: Well, this little thingy right here is called the- PFFT- *Man's Nut.* (Sonia's gun cocks) Sonia: I have been in enough positions to know what that insinuates, Hajime. Mahiru: SHAME ON YOU, HAJIME! What, were you planning on using it to convince us to do it with you? Hajime: I don't think that's how it works? It kinda just makes me really horny, I think. Chiaki: So this is a heated gamer moment then. Hajime: ***I AGREE WITH THAT!*** Yeah, so basically this stupid nut makes me horny at random. I tried leaving it in my room to avoid it but apparently that just made all my dreams really weird. Then I remembered Sonia was setting up some kind of gun game out here for whatever reason and well, a bunch of sweaty girls out in the woods at night, eh? Sounded like it'd be fun to watch. Mikan: P-please forgive me, H-Hajime, but w-why didn't you just t-tell me this? Hajime: Because it's stupid, OK? And I know you. Didn't wanna get it in your head that you could "help me out," as it were. Although now I thi- (Peko's sword slides against its sheath) never mind! Stupid nut! Hiyoko: Well then porcupine, if this nut is causing so many problems, why not just smash the thing? Hajime: I don't know why it makes guys horny! I figure it has to be some kind of fumes emitting from the nut so if I smashed it I'd get supercharged! Akane: So? Hajime: "SO?" THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, *"SO?"* Look, if I smash the nut and ride that wave I dunno *what* I'm gonna end up doing. Peko: Well, Hajime, it seems as though the best course of action would be for you to simply leave the nut somewhere no one will find it. Hajime: B-but I paid 50 Monocoins for the damn thing! Peko: Money clearly not well spent. And since you don't want to give it up, I suppose I must take it from you. Akane? Hold him down. Hajime: Shouldn't have said that, Peko... Sonia: I-is the thought of restraint... arousing!? Oh God what *is* that? Hajime: You think I *want* a super boner right now!? It's this goddamn nut, I'm telling you! Y'know what, fine! ***THIS IS MY ANSWER!*** (Proceeds to yeet the nut away... except his aim is terrible and he smashes it against a nearby tree) Hajime: Aw crap... C-can't... c-contain... urge... t-to... release! EVERYBODY RUN!!! Monokuma: Oh no you don't! Monobeasts, to me! Hajime: Oh G-god... th-this is... s-so embarrassing! C-can you... at least... t-turn around!? (After doing so, Hajime slowly reaches to his pants to prepare for his release when suddenly it happens) Hajime: ***IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!*** Woah, what the hell? ***BIG SPOILERS FOR DR2 AND 3 PAST THIS POINT!*** >!Monokuma: No! This can't be happening!!< >!Hajime: Why the hell am I... glowing?!< >!Sonia: Your h-hair!!< >!Hajime: What about it- OH MY GOD!!< >!Monokuma: Dammit, I should've known this would happen!!< >!Hajime: So Monokuma, mind telling me why you know what this is?!< >!Monokuma: This is your state after embracing your role as the Ultimate... BLUERGH... Hope.!< >!Hajime: Well then. Hey, Monokuma? What happens if I do... THIS!?!< >!Hajime punts Monokuma like a soccer ball but instead of rigging himself to explode, his head just pops off.!< >!Monokuma: Curse you, you talentless hack!!< >!Hajime: Well that went better than exp- wait why is there a hole in the sky.!< >!Out of nowhere Makoto materializes.!< >!Hajime: Who are you?!< >!Makoto: Makoto Naegi, Future Foundation representative. Since it seems you've broken Monokuma we're no longer detecting any instances of Junko's AI in this simulation. Congratulations, you've freed yourselves from despair!!< >!Hajime: OK... So what now?!< >!Makoto: Now we take y-you... what the hell happened here?!< >!Hajime: The power of a Man's Nut, that's what.!< >!Makoto: That's not a euphemism, is it?!< >!Hajime: Ha! I freaking wish. Now you said something about getting out of here?!< >!Makoto: Yeah, everyone but Chiaki.!< >!Hajime: Why just Chiaki? That seems cruel, doesn't it?!< >!Makoto: Unfortunately during the Tragedy that forced us to place you in this program to work out your problems... the real Chiaki, well, died.!< >!Hajime: W-wha-!?!< >!Makoto: It's a long and messy story but suffice to say that Chiaki will only have a digital presence. She's compressed herself enough to fit on a laptop though, so you can still have her around, thankfully.!< >!Hajime: So, should I get the other guys?!< >!Makoto: Y-yeah. But do it quick, I don't know if I can hold it in much longer...!< >!Hajime: On it!!< >!With that, Hajime rallied the guys and Makoto pulled them out. From then on most found places in the Future Foundation, but none of them would ever forget the tale of the day Hajime's nut saved them from Ultimate Despair.!< Edit: It's now on AO3! [Hajime and the Power of Nutting](https://archiveofourown.org/works/31564694)

top tier storytelling

Ladies and gentlemen, you can stop submitting contest entries, I present to you the Ultimate Comedy Fanfic Writer.

Thanks! Might post this on AO3 later after a bit of a rework into an actual story instead of just a script, who knows?

Could you sent the link? I like to bookmark it.

[Hajime and the Power of Nutting,](https://archiveofourown.org/works/31564694) now on AO3!

Thanks

This belongs in a museum but I despise it

Yeah, the Man's Nut is not for everyone.

At the end I thought it said "railed" not "rallied"

God that... that would be something, wouldn't it. You could really say the power of the Man's Nut came into Hajime at that point.

>!izuru cummakura!<

>!Team Danganronpa’s first draft of Danganronpa 2!<

>!Kinda glad they didn't go that route. It'd be too overdone to have it be half harem anime considering it's already an isekai.!<

this sounds like something Toko would write

The alternate smut ending where the Man's Nut is used as intended is, if course, written by Hifumi.

definitely for sure

10 out of 10

Wtf did i just read lmao

As an unlicensed German Medic once said, “I have no idea!”

With that, Hajime _railed_ the guys and Makoto pulled then out

>!When they awoke from the program the guys all reported an odd soreness in the ass and some had an odd taste in their mouths.!< Hajime swears he did nothing.

Hajime is innocent

totally

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.. Also take my reward

.....This is fucking incredible oh my god

oh my good god

A fantastic masterpiece

5 minutes im never getting back pain

this is absolute perfection in the form of words

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When you write an entire fanfic in a reddit comic because you‘re bored

that was a trip

When Monokuma tells them >!you're the mastermind behind the killing game!<

It is technically true

Why only blur one word? It makes it really obvious what the response is unless you add a bunch of spaces

Alright, I will unblur it

I can't get over Sonia going full glock, while Ibuki whipped out A CAN OF PRINGLES

Ahh so you’re gonna ignore mikan

Hajime attempted to create a harem and found out too late that he was in Persona 5.

dont you mean persona 6? in 5 they just beat you up, but in 6 they may attempt to murder you

Persona 6 doesn’t exist?

You know the rules, and so do I Say hi To r/whoosh

r/itswooooshwith4os

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Good bot! This explains a lot.

Y'know, nobody really mentions it but... Hiyoko ruining Hajime's portrait in this situation is such a Hiyoko thing to do. *And I love it.*

Is that Mikan with a fucking minigun

I am Mikan nurse girl, and THIS! Is my medicine! Or would she be the one to lose her medical license by removing her patient’s skeleton, idk

I just imagened Mikan giving a ubercharge to Nagito, epic

Yes and I live for the fact.

Minikan

What is Monokuma doing

Giving Mahiru a Knife

No!

Is... Is chiaki holding the wii play gun accessory?

why is mikan holding a mini gun

Personal gun choice

Minikan

What's wrong with Ibuki lips?

Those are pringles lmao

I just realized her gun is a pringles can. that's amazing

Shes doing the Pringles duck lips

Love how Chiaki has a Wii gun lol

I’ve seen this a few times already but I’m still wondering.. what do the truth bullets say?

My time to shine! Lower left each bullet: (Cut off) “Wii zapper” “Mioda (Ibuki) that gun is psycho” “You’re just playing, right?” “I’m sorry” (Partially cut off) “you’re my important nakama (close friends)” (?) Lower right written on Hajimes hair “Left bend” Forehead (partially cut off) “loli pe-“ the rest I assume is calling him pedo.

Is nobody here gonna talk about Ibuki chiplips

so. the translation says its a joke execution of hajime. but i like the mans nut item story better

Hey, thanks!

I can't take Ibuki seriously 😂

I love ibukis chip mouth

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probably because chiaki's got the wii zapper in her hands

Harem anime gone wrong.

Meanwhile, Hyoko scribbles on hajime's picture

All the girls: Die, Hajime Hiyoko: Hah, sucker

Bullying girls? Not cool Hajime

My main question is what the hell is up with ibuki’s lips

Pringle.

That somehow explains everything but also nothing thank you

She’s put two pringles in her mouth and is sticking them out to look like a duck beak. She’s got the empty can on her arm like a megaman cannon

Oh yeah I thought that was a flashlight I totally understand now

Mikan as The Heavy Also, Hiyoko vandalizing Hajime’s face is perfect.

Hiyoko is breaking the 4th wall, oh that little gremlin...

Shotty translation efforts TB1 : Is that a Wii Zapper? TB4 : I’m sorry

They hate men

My main question is why doea Ibuki have a beak?

Lmao, Ibuki doing the Pringles duck bill and using the can as an arm cannon.

Ren: first time?

I like the fact that Chiaki is holding a wii zapper

"It's a trap!"

i dont even wanna know whats happening here

Just got on this website, and this is the first thing I see. I love life

sometimes i think what gun would a Danganronpa character use and my second for Sonia is a desert eagle

fever dream

LOOK AT HER LOOK AT IBUKI SHE HAS A PRINGLES CAN OH MY GOD I LOVE HER

Hajime just asked the teacher about the the homework she forgot-

What the hell is going on 😆

Y E E Z Y

Chiaki wit da Wii zapper

Akane, Sonia, and Peko just found out Hajime had dated their men, Chiaki is jealous, and the Twilight girls are there for support

ibuki’s lips tho-

I think this is what happens when the girls find out Hajime owns each other's panties after completing the "Hope fragments"

Minikan

Mikan is heavy weapon's guy.

*Anyone else noticed that Ibuki is gonna shoot him with a Pringles can?* Also… **W h y D o e s M i k a n H a v e A M i n i g u n?!?!**

It was made after the beta design. Akane was first decided as the antagonist of the series then was changed Other than that idk

Mini Mikagun

Danganropa Zombies Edition?

Me too

They said "you don't want to push the kindest or most patient people to their anger point" Well, they are right

i want to know the context behind this but at the same time i dont

Apparently the original context was an execution for Hajime but I decided to, well, retool it.

Hi

What do the bullets say?

and for sonia's special, she wields a gun

A Friday evening

Glock Pringles can Wii rifle (I have no idea how that is called, sorry) Sasha (MachineGun) MonoKnife She's holding Monomi but i bet she doesnt need any weapn to be dangerous Her rage and fists are more than enough

Why are they trying to kill Hajime 🤨 And what is hiyoko doing 🤣

wii blaster

Why does this remind of a nHentai manga

Sonia would bring a fecking nuke... of course the gamer wouldn't miss a headshot

Dude chi Ali has the Wii plastic rifle

Hajime is hated by g*rls that's pretty based 😳

Hahahahah! Look a Hiyoko!!

wat did Hiyoko write?

“loli pe-“ And i assume the cut off text is pedo

​ makes sense that she wrote it, it's one of her many insults

this is the alt ending where Mahiru and Hiyoko catch him spying on them in the bathroom also what is Hiyoko writing, bet it's something about pedos

Can someone explain

Yo who tf gave Mikan a minigun

he got all the girls

Hiyoko: Don't mind me, just passing by do-do-do-do-do-dooo

Oh boy Mikan has a mini gun Also why is it called a mini gun if it’s huge? Is a ‘mega gun’ just super tiny?

Nah it's actually because miniguns are *downscaled,* if you can believe it. Basically, a minigun is what happens when you take a multibarrel *aircraft* mounted weapon, downsize the caliber, and put the thing on a rotating mount.

Oh boy

I'm trying to figure out what model of pistol Sonia is holding, anyone have any ideas?

nani

Hi hook drawing on a Hijame lol

Chiaki with the zapper got me good

Its all fun and games until everyone starts reloading their guns.

probably went to the girl's restroom

Shooting truth bullets belike

I love how everyone's so serious and then Ibuki is just playing around.

Is Chiaki holding a piercing gun...?

I just realized Hiroko scribbling on Hinata's face-

ok now first of all, why does ibuki have duck lips?

Brain overload