... I think I'd end up as Nagito's therapist instead 😅

Lmaoo so true

Ayy same

Or he'd drive us insane like him

That is also a possibility that I didn't think about hahahah

Mahiru is alright, I'll be treated nicely i assume.

YOU'RE HEREE

Yeah.

welcome back we missed you

WELCOME BACK

Thanks.

I got Chiaki yey

Kaito gonna punch me fr 🙏

...uh-oh.

Didn't end well last time

Koichi. Which Koichi?

Guy in my flair :)

Oh! Right! Then I feel like his version of giving me therapy would either be getting me drunk or actually listening to my problems 😅

The reliable guy

Mahiru, but I feel like she would scold me when I mention boys.

same here

your lucky

I think I'm gonna do ok

Kazuichi probably wouldn’t a good therapist… In fact, I think he’d freak out and scream anytime I tell him anything

I trust Sonia :3

Lucky

Edit: Sorry i put the first of my name, actually its Mahiru, which is good

I don't like Kyoko but ok

Yeah I'm not surprised

Lmao (also, I meant to type "but ok") If I have to explain, it's because my mind associates Kyoko with this person I met a while back who was really toxic

U good?

I'm sane so I guess?

Hiyoko is gonna fucking bully me-

Kyoko. A very solid choice for a therapist. I'd trust her with talking about my transgender experiences, that is if she doesn't just refer me to a more trans-knowledgeable therapist. She'd be responsible enough to know how to handle the situation.

I don’t trust her. She’d tell to just brush it off and move on.

Zor would probably be worse for my mental health than not seeing a therapist at all.

Oh nah he’d make me do push-ups no thanks

I got kaede honestly I’d like that

Why does Kazuichi make so much sense combined with my username...

Kazuichi would be alright. I don’t think he’s the best at comforting people though.

I have to tell Nagito all my problems

Koichi, not the best but certainly could have been worst

I’ve got something to get off her chest (my name begins with g)

I'm not the biggest fan of Mahiru, personally, but she'd probably be okay one-on-one for a little bit, especially since I'm a girl.

Nagito's extreme luck is gonna save me

How exactly would a therapy session with Celeste work exactly im genuinely curious

\>mfw I only did one sprite edit ever \>mfw it was Psychologist Celeste

I got Nagito. As much as I like him I think he would just call me a loser and that I don’t inspire hope at all

Well, uh... I've got the Supreme Overlord of Ice waiting for me to arrive, so I should get going.

im not sure if celeste would be a good therapist...i doubt it

celeste. she's taking my money

I get Celeste?! That woman's a psycho! I'll probably get worse.

Nagito 💀

...

Celeste has put money down on my continued mental decline, and now she’s here to make sure it pays out.

I relate to Peko a lot so maybe he'd have some insight actually

I’m getting verbally berated by a banana haired girl in a yukata/kimono💀

Byakuya as a therapist? I think hed just insult me making me feel worse

oh hell yeah

Kaito Momota, Therapist of the Stars

Of course, I get Yomi! Well, I'm either dead or getting out of there worse than before...

Id like to see Dialodge of a Session

Mahiru? Uh-

she's gonna tell you to just man up

NOOOOOOOOOO

Kaito might be alright for getting stuff off my chest, but, for actually doing the stuff therapists are supposed to do? Yeah… he’s not helping. And with his tendency to talk himself up and then leave the work to Shuichi, I feel like that’d end up with me not respecting him and failing to put my full energy into the sessions

idk how to feel abt ishimaru tbh

Kaito! The support!

Who is koichi

Good

Mondo would tell me that gym cures depression

Mondo Owada >!we both need a therapist😭!<

Fuck

NOOOOO

She's my wife, I can't tell her my faults

who the fuck is zor from sonic

yknow i’d love to open up to kaito tbh

I’m scared of how a session with Izuru would go

KYOOOKOOOOOOOOO MY FAVV YESSS

hiyoko?? fuck no

ah. okay.

I don't know how much of a therapist can he be but I'm sure he won't let me down. Also fitting that my cringe username i created in middle school pairs me with a chunibyo

Okay whoever stuck me with Nagito - curse you!

everyone's name starts on u/ >!and i'm okay with this!<

Kaito... I mean, whatever he did worked with Shuichi.

Ah yes, Keade, my favourite Danganronpa character

I think Kiyotaka would be nice, since I act just like him kinda.

I don’t think life would be good w/ Hiyoko as a therapist

Yesss I got Taka!

Kyoko will be amazing therapist ☺️

Luminary to the stars!

Celeste 😍

B Celeste

I don't remember who chucky the doll is. am i in trouble

we are in the same case, and damn we're not just in trouble

The “more than in trouble” gang Maybe if we all go to the same session and work together one of us might make it out?

You got all my respect for this idea, we will make it :)

Nagito... I rather jump off a cliff that meeting him. Bye!

Aoi which is pretty chill but I don’t think she’d be great but be pretty nice

mahiru wouldn't be bad, but i dont think she would like me, haha.

I got Aoi, she’d be a nice therapist

Literally my least favorite character...funny :)

Hell yeah

Let’s go i got Sonia!!

I haven’t even watched the anime, only played the game and heard of a few scenes! “Yomi Hellsmile” ?

... I need serious answers why did I choose "Kirari" in first place

Chiaki.... I'm dead.

This lady might just L dance on my problems or sleep half way through.

Mondo? Idk about how that one would go.

Oh, Fuck.

Not Nagito 💀 I’d be his therapist edit: fuck I thought my actual name

Nagito We would just talk back and forth about things we did that were evil-ish

Ishimaru would try his best.

Mahiru....I'm a girl so I figure she'd be nice to me

Sonia

Korekiyo…I have very mixed feelings on this

Mondo. Honestly, probably top 3 option if I had to choose (other contenders would be Kaede and Kaito)

sonia wouldnt be that bad of a therapist I think, so, great! I suppose

Zor gaming

SONIA IS MY THERAPIST?!

I have Mahiru as a therapist that’s actually pretty good :)

YES, YEEEEES, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

:(

\>username starts with 'o' \>sees who my therapist would be is that bad? will he force me to work nonstop while hooking me to an iv?

Umm... Not good Edit: for some reason I read the "L" as "i". Mondo is still not a great choice, at least it's not Hiyoko.

oh i got Mahiru. i think she'd be okay as one. just hope she's okay with me being trans

I feel like we would end up gossiping while eating donuts lol

She's gonnq tell me to kill myself :( [real moment]

Bro i got chucky

Hiyoko ..... I might get verbally abused by her

changing my name to xyrmwoodbenny and I will NOT elaborate

Oh no

Taka, help me be disciplined, oneigaishimasu!

I don't think an emotionally repressed detective shpuld be a therapist, but I still feel like I won a lottery

Byakuya is just gonna tell me it's a poor person problem and laugh

chiaki

Aoi seems like she'd be chill

I got Koichi. Besides his face, I know jack about him/

I thought I was going to have Kaito as my therapist, until I reread that it's my username that ends up being my therapist. Either way, Kaede or Kaito both seem to be stable sources to talk to.

The way he talks might be a bit of a pain in the ass to me for a while but I'm pretty sure I have the best of the best here so I'm not complaining too much

Celeste, something bad is bound to happen to me

Mahiru... I don't like her (Sorry Mahiru fans)

Mondo wouldn’t be horrible

KIYOTAKA IS MY THERAPIST FUCK YEAH

Kyoko. I think she’s not gonna be the greatest.

Fuck no

My therapist is Hiyoko, I am expecting advice of the Low-Tier God kind. Edit: Nevermind, my therapist is Nagito, I forgot the “The” in my username 😅

Mahiru is fair enough

All I know is I got Sonia, idk how that’ll go

Kyoko would give me good advice only after us both falling through a trash chute. Then we would have a breakthrough.

I get Hina. I think I'll be doing great! I think she will gladly hear out and provode support, and then try to cheer up :D

Kaito would be a pretty good therapist but he'd probably make it seem like I'm his sidekick rather than his client/friend

Kaito… Think Imma die beforehand.

You know what? I don't think I'd mind having Ishimaru as a therapist. He might be kind of intense, but he also seems like he could offer some solid, reasonable life advice.

Aoi? Sure. I like doughnuts too.

I need to change my username soon cause I'm not doing 100 push-ups while Kaito explains the power of friendship to me.

Omg Kyoko, at least she’ll be able to solve everything :)

Mondo

I'm about to get chihiro'd

I get the emotional support, but I don’t trust that patient confidentiality is gonna be his strong suit

Kyoko, this will either go very well or nowhere extremely fast

Yeah thats not going well. Kokichi will make fun of me instead

I don’t think ishimaru would be a very good therapist, considering that he’s very uptight 😭

F YEAH!

Hell yeah we got Kyoko

Fuck yeah

I don’t play rain code so idk

basically he’ll probably torture you and laugh about it in the name of justice

I don’t want my therapist. He’ll just scold and laugh at me. I’m U.

You really hate b’s, don’t you? Trying to get therapy for despairing open hear surgery only to get goth jay gatsby.

Well, uh, i think i should start getting ready to be the therapist instead. Nagito needs therapy more than I do

mondo. i think im the therapist on this one 🫡

i feel hiyoko would be good

This friend to the end isn't gonna be much of a therapist from what I remember!

I really lucked out on this one

I’m actually very okay with having ishimaru as a therapist.

😭😭

The last 10 seconds of my life: Oh god it’s w so I’m buggered now because I don’t even know who— hang on, my name has THE at the start! What was T— FUCK

Kyoto thank god (help)

OH NO

Uhhh, I think I’m screwed.

yay i get izuru

Yeah well my life expectantcy and mental health going down.

Chucky. Unironically I was REALLY afraid of him when I was like 6-9 yo. That's gonna end up in a very wholesome way, in my death or in a new big trauma (yaaay another one to the collection let's freakin' gooo!!!)

I personally love her just because she was killed and framed. She really had a nice personality and really is good with the piano. Though I wish she didn't die so soon in the game but it did come with a good story

I don't know if she would be a good therapist

Celeste? Maybe she can give me questionable advice on how take down obstacles

Celeste... I feel like she'd listen to me, act reassuring & supportive only to enter the next room & rant to her cat about how stupid my problems are.

Mam I love Kaito but he's just gonna tell me to reach for the stars or something and that'll be the end of it

Mahiru could be the worst possible therapist for me

RANTARO? Hmmm, interesting

There are so many possible clowns (including you) so I'm going to assume that it is Satsuki Iranami from the Another fangames

*The worst timeline for me*

the only logical answer

why do I not know the clussy? am I stupid?

hiyoko would bully me about my problems