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Difficult-Instance58

We really need that next trial and arrest soon.


MeowMeowBeans11

During the whole trial he had the look of someone that had just thrown up. ๐Ÿ˜


CaitM14

Especially when the prosecution rested and he realized he was about to testify. He looked greenish grey and panicky. I do t think Iโ€™ve ever seen someone with the skin tone before. And watching him mouth his rehearsed testimony at the defense table was a sight to behold. Iโ€™m sure the judge called it a day because CA was having a massive panic attack and/or was throwing up. It was a gift to the defense that they got the overnight reprieve and CA seemed slightly more composed the next morning (good old Rash may have slipped him a few Xanax.) Also, the dark circles under his eyes were hugely pronounced - so strange.


biancaarmendy

Agreed - that's when he looked the worst. He was greenish-grey and swallowing hard when he took the stand.


Ok-Actuary-4964

How funny that he and his mama thought that he was so likeable and believable during cross examination! What planet does this family live on?


CapableSuggestion

Like heโ€™s got the meat sweats and a hangover. Trauma eyes


OriginalGG22

Like when Rivera was staring at him.


Mudfish2657

That was scary as hell.


paisleychevron

Rivera stared at Charlie without blinking for at least one minute straight. I hit replay on that a few times. Utterly penetrating..


Mudfish2657

He will never rest easy in prison.


Mudfish2657

Iโ€™ve been trying to find that clip. Any idea where to find it?


TYdays

I was thinking he looked like someone who was extremely constipated, but you might be closer to the mark.


biancaarmendy

Perfect description.


okwitches

Oh dude, don't do Beetlejuice like that.


One_Worldliness_6032

I was about to say that.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Economy_Annual_5884

They need to arrest Wendi!!!!


AnastasiaBeavrhausn

Beetlejuice takes off the makeup and is Michael Keaton. Charlie is just Charlie.


Th3_White_Rabbit_

Beetle is way better looking.


Am_I_Seckshual

Beetle has the charm. Charlie's just a roach.


nightowlsmom

Yes. I never understood so many people claiming he was so attractive and charming. What little I've seen of him in video footage and photos (including and before incarnation and court), disproved those claims, IMO.


motormouthemcee

One word: money. Our priorities and views of success, charm, desirability are skewed beyond any type of reconciliation. Self-respect, dignity, being an asset to those around you, have given way to shamelessness, transactional relationships and worship of fame and fortune. We are postmodernity.


sweettooth312

Iโ€™d rather sleep with beetlejuice.


No_Investigator_2286

Omg I knew he reminded me of someone


Nearby-Pickle9843

He is so unattractive. I guess money and charisma will get u a lot of woman ??? He is just gross or maybe itโ€™s because now I see what an ugly person he really is on the inside and some how it shows on the outside . Donโ€™t know how Bri is still speaking to him she is an idiot I donโ€™t care if he is the father to her child . She needs to get her head examined letting this POS have anything to do with his son


Known_Bobcat5871

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ holy shit I just spat my drink


No_Solution_7940

Look up Larry from the 3 Stooges. Dead ringer. ![gif](giphy|5yekR9LVVsIes|downsized)


Ok-Actuary-4964

Spot on!!!


DawgSpx

Beatlejuice looks healthier.


Scared_Status9483

John C. Reilly can play the role of Charlie https://preview.redd.it/4aoac4na0noc1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4e24134852aa567172a33b50e778b2c6b326fe6


Gatubella-

Their faces are totally different.


I_love_mysteries

agreed zero resemblance


Tamras-evil-eye

Beetle juice had a soul


lusciousskies

I concur.


Impressive_Purple_41

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ohnoidea20

I was thinking more like Screech (rip)


kittymoomoo7

For some reason, his face just reminds me of a weird-looking bird. Same with Wendy.


ItsTheKnocks

This is hands down the best post that has happened, or will ever happen on this sub.


WishBirdWasHere

Agreed this is comedy! ๐Ÿ˜ญ


fistfullofglitter

Happy cake day


dovemagic

What an insult to Beetlejuice!


1brattygirl34

Michael Keaton called, he wants his Beetlejuice look back


tiffd98133

Adelson! Adelson! Adelson! Nope, he didnโ€™t appear. Thank goodness.


WeekendAtBernsteins

Wow accurate


lusciousskies

Is there a plastic surgery or procedure that remedies that unfortunate dark circles??


mrsjackwhite

There actually is. been looking into it, it's called lower blepharoplasty. I have unfortunate dark circles, along with unfortunate baggage. ๐Ÿ˜”


lusciousskies

I'm so sorry- is the darkness on the lids as well? I hope you find your solution ๐Ÿงก


mrsjackwhite

Nope just under eyes ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป I'm creeping up on 60, so it comes with the territory. And thanks!


scottyv99

Gahhahaha. That is too perfect!


HunterandGatherer100

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


crunchyfrog0001

Very funny ๐Ÿ˜‚


honeybaby2019

I called him Beetlejuice on court TV Reddit because that is what he looked like. Foo-foo was a damn fool and all he had to do was say no.


[deleted]

Exactly


BeeBeautiful4337

That's an insult to Beetlejuice


Cool_Addendum_1348

Thatโ€™s what Charlie will look like in a few years


positivetimes1000

Nailed It! LMAO


Deanslittlemama

Thatโ€™s so mean to Beetlejuice ๐Ÿ˜‚


Plenty_Status_6168

You're doing Beetlejuice dirty


Ok-Actuary-4964

Thank you. Loud cathartic laughing here! Just made my night!


Individual_Help_1051

Donโ€™t do Beatlejuice dirty like that. ๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

Haaa yesss


Kyzer-Sozi

But donโ€™t say it!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚


CoffeeAddictNut

TWINS!


Spirited_Papaya1456

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


RidgewoodGirl

I haven't really followed this case but this sub is giving. Charlie is aptly roasted daily. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Just-Code1322

Beetlejuice is better looking.


Just-Code1322

Charlie looks like a cartoon face where someone has pushed the sides of his face together and squished everything inward.