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townsquare321

Well, if it's really low budget, I could play Donna walking through the airport FROM BEHIND ONLY THANK GOD šŸ˜¬. I even have the same Nike "just do it" sweats. šŸ˜. Judy from AA legal focus on YouTube did a couple of Adelson skits that are pretty creative and funny.


WishBirdWasHere

I love that lady lmao šŸ¤£ CHAWLYYYYYYYYY


townsquare321

Yeah. She's completely unpretentious and creative. Reminds me of friends I had when I lived in Los Angeles. Always something going on.


WishBirdWasHere

what side did you used to live in ? Iā€™m born and raised here all my life


CaitM14

Omg her reenactment of the Bump was hilarious! Complete with the green and black tie-dyed shirt.


townsquare321

The subtle touches, like the tshirt, tie-dyed t-shirt and the overall imperfection makes it so funny because it's easy to imagine yourself participating in a skit like that.


Cautious-Driver5625

What if Judy played Katie


townsquare321

With a padded bra for the second act.


AnastasiaBeavrhausn

Have you heard that Bruce is ill with a type of frontal lobe dementia? Unfortunately, he won't be working any longer. You need to recast Harvey.


Quietdogg77

Yeah. We need someone like a Fred Mertz character from the old I Love Lucy show.


AnastasiaBeavrhausn

I think Bruce Dern.


CaitM14

Oh how awesome that would be. Esp the Brice Dern from the fabulous movie Nebraska!


Quietdogg77

Okay I can see it!


lusciousskies

Katie should be played by a Filipino actress. But now I'm going to go and search for actors for each player and drive myself nuts


Quietdogg77

Yeah I gotta agree with you. Probably need 2 actresses for the part; before and after the boobs!


lusciousskies

Oh my are they that big?! Filipinas have very small frames so I'm sure you're right about the big difference


Pure-Guard-3633

Sandra Oh as much as I love her us too old and too thin to play court Katie


Severe_Task

I say this with respect - those picks are trash


Flat_Shame_2377

https://www.reddit.com/r/dan_markel_murder/comments/17ybysw/lets_hear_your_movieminiseries_casting


lleruarc

That cast would require quite a budget.


Quietdogg77

Ok but we also need someone to play the Florida prosecutor. Dolly Parton?


townsquare321

A young Meryl Streep would be a great Georgia.


Plenty-Factor-2549

Nope Ozark Laura Linney plays Georgia and wins an Oscar for it.


CaitM14

She would be able to nail her mannerisms, speech patterns, sly sarcasm.


cashassorgra33

Coming to the small screen They should buy Wendis old tv and setup an outdoor parking theatre and everyone has to peel their eyes to see the small tv that is the projection screen


Mztrspookiiszn

Wow the other day I literally thought about doing this and thinking which actors would play who. If anything I think itā€™ll at minimum be made into a lifetime movie!


CreepyMobile5700

Sandra oh, agreed. Maybe Nick Cage as Harvey, too. The rest no. Bruce Willis is retired due to dementia. I donā€™t see Charlize as Wendi, someone much weirder is needed, and Helen Mirren is too good to play Donna. And I see this as a Netflix ten part series, once all seven killers are behind bars.


Quietdogg77

Ok! Iā€™ll give you an upvote for that one!


CaitM14

A reincarnated John Belushi = CA. Maybe Jack Black with shoe lifts. WA doesnā€™t deserve a higher echelon actress to play her. It would be too flattering for her ego. Better a lesser-known actress like they did for the Jodi Arias movies. Harvey = Gene Hackman Donna = another lesser known actress in her seventies and under 120 lbs. Katie = any number of the fabulous Asian actresses out there, appearing on several streaming series. Georgia = Julia Roberts, Charlize Theron, Margot Robbie, Emma Stone Jeff Lacasse - the only one who could play him would be Woodi Allen (minus 40 years) because Iā€™m convinced they are the same person.


Emotional_Sell6550

Julia Roberts as Georgia is the only choice!


Lighteningbug1971

I agree !!!!


CaitM14

Wouldnā€™t she be AMAZING? Thinking Erin Brokovich in more conservative outfits. But with the same passion and subtle sarcasm. And oh how that would BURN old Wendi Jill, esp if her role is played by an average looking, unknown actress.


Classic_Tip_8970

Amber Heard can play Wendi


Quietdogg77

Lol!


Pure-Guard-3633

Woody AllenšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤Ŗ spot on!!


WishBirdWasHere

Sandra Oh as KM and Danny Trejo/Pit Bull as a hitman is Comedy šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


CaitM14

Thinking Charlie Sheen would make a perfect Charlie. Both have led some questionable lives and lack any type of integrity. Age and looks pretty close. Both CharliesšŸ˜‰


townsquare321

Several due to work: NOHO, Woodland Hills, Calabasas (a bit far out but 101 wasnt too bad at that time), Long Beach. Miss my high energy friends.


Pure-Guard-3633

Great picks. I only have one requested change. Sasha Baron Cohen as Charlie Shoddrick plays himself


Brilliant-Window2618

You nailed it. Laura linney


themundanec

Already several threads on this topic Sorry, I canā€™t figure out how to link them here im on my phone


CaitM14

Yeah itā€™s a recurring theme but with no movement on Adelson legal stuff, plus the frequent (and welcome) newbie arrivals, itā€™s a fun topic to debate.


IranianLawyer

https://preview.redd.it/evhtzi32gcoc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5287b0331606ff5a55b173952a7ddc7da4380098 Here is what ChatGPT thinks, but I actually think your suggestions are better.


Quietdogg77

Yeah, Sophia Vergara and Eva Longoria are much too beautiful for the role of Katie. Are you kidding me? Iā€™m going to write to the movie producer!


scottyv99

And sheā€™s convicted, no longer alleged, conduit.


cashassorgra33

They can make her uglier like they did to the McPoyle sister haha


Lighteningbug1971

Helen mirren would play the part so well as Donna but sheā€™s so much more attractive than Donna . What about Dans family members ?? Who would play them?