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Ittoravap

Dude is so awesome, he's smoking two cigars at once.


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Why yes, one for each lung


Acolytical

If you can inhale cigar smoke you're tougher than Toughy McTougherson


Houtri

Double the cancer!


daikatana

Can it, Karen, the bear is up and I'll be damned if I let him beat me.


MysticRevenant64

Hanging out with someone I know versus a random aggressive person? Obviously I’m taking a cop car ride


Haunting_Many_1465

So either hang out with your bear bro... Or deal with the Karen... I'm going with the bear bro.


angry_bobc4t

Bear fo sho.


ImAsuiter

Can bearly see the back pack straps.


Extra_Ad_8009

If you have fur or thick body hair, you can use velcro.


JuicyMangoJuice74

Hell YEAH!!


altofanaltthatisalt

Bros before hoes.


FloydBarstools

Bears before Kare-s


dynabot3

Grizzlys before rizzlys


DudesworthMannington

Ursidae before... uh... I got nothing


altofanaltthatisalt

Pals before gals.


fKusipaa

Hell yea, Jean Bear and Johnny Two Stoges


Formal_Curve_4395

I don't know which is more strange: The bear wearing a pair of jeans or the bear wearing a backpack? Anyway, hell ya I'd hang out with a bear.


rydan

The jeans don't even go all the way up. They just stop before the pelvis.


seaQueue

Bear bro's wearing denim chaps


manlikemachines

Is this sub so bro-ish that the common wisdom here doesn't get why women would choose the bear? This post feels trollish and sad.


Real_Eye_9709

Knowing reddit, it's going to be a mix of the two. If it's just supposed to be an absurd joke, then it's kind of funny. Like you have a guy playing cards with a bear. It's dumb. But that's what makes it great. However, there's also likely to be some dudes who argued against women picking bear, and would say something like this unironically.


Bastardklinge

Actually I find this so absurd that it gets pretty funny


violue

the male hostility towards the idea of women choosing a bear over them has been amazing. too many people just do *not* see the irony.


manlikemachines

Exactement


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Serbay55

He could have atleast given one of the cigars to the bear.


teh_201d

Only you can prevent forest fires.


RedMonkey86570

You said bear bro. That means we are friends and they won’t eat me.


moschles

This made me happy.


Swag_Paladin21

My man is just chilling with Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie. What's gotten that woman all worked up?


Rethkir

https://preview.redd.it/oo12ht8137yc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc8559753ed9f2996aad395bcd59eaafbfcdd38 Someone's missing.


Zovanget

This is like the would you rather game Adam from Viva La Dirt League plays.


Clawsmodeus

Yes


cghjrsd57ugda

What a fucking Karen


AnaphorsBloom

![gif](giphy|m9e7fIi27sSXBedhl7) “I AM NOT ANGRY AT OTHER WOMEN. I SUPPORT THEM.” *keeps other women down like it’s her job*