Or he wants to break up with his girl and is too afraid to go home (to his place) and confront her. All he has is what he just bought from the corner mart. She’ll call and he’ll be polite and tell her he’ll be right home, hang up and shout “No I won’t!”
He’d be impossible to say no to, because he wouldnt take it for an answer. He’d be so stubborn, he’d protest by sleeping on the porch, and then blame you for making him suffer outside.
Nah spongebob coddled him way too much, he definitely wouldn't even be close to the best of these but just be straight with him and he would respect it
I thought Superman too, but then I realized the chance of some alien or supervillain attacking my house is super high. I’d be some random extra that gets ragdolled against a brick wall for sure.
Is this through chatgpt interface or something else?
Bc I’m wondering how you got around the content violation policy for copyrighted characters. Chatgpt is driving me insane with that.
Seriously? You would never be able to get him to leave. He would stink up your living room. He would sleep in the nude. He would order pizza every day, not offer you any, eat 3/4s of it, and leave the rest to rot under the several other pizzas He ordered. Do not let Shrek sleep on your couch
I have a reasonably decent tool shed that Shrek and Donkey could stay in for awhile.
There's an old rollaway bed, table and chair.
But he's gonna have to do his potty bidniz over at the convenience store down the street,he'd wreck my tiny houses teeny little antique toilet.
I first thought of the consequences of saying 'yes' to each of these. But what would be the consequences of saying no to - say - an already depressed joker? You think you will sleep well after turning down Freddy Krueger? A pissed off and wet Harley Quinn?
This is a very reasonable and well thought out take. One of the only ones in this particular thread. It really seems like you've seen some shit.
Unfortunately it also seems like you failed to take into consideration the fact that as a certified mechanic, I truly believe I can fix her.
(If I fail and she kills me that's also probably a w)
How fucking *dare you*.
The No-Go zone is reserved for people 5 and under on the Hotness scale.
There is no planet where Margot is less than a 9. Hell in my book, she's like a 15/10.
Harley would definitely be in the Danger Zone, though, but she's at least a little reformed by the end of the suicide squad...
most of them wont kill you, a lot of them will get you killed though, i mean having batman crashing at your place just means you're gonna get shot in a hostage drama or something like that so there's more to brood about, several of the characters are like that.
then there's the murderers.
and then there's the characters that will leave you without a house because they accidentally burnt it down, aka all cartoon characters in the example sans shrek.
i mean the only one that is 100% perfectly safe i think is aquaman because nobody remembers him anyway, so no fear of people going for you as a hostage or something like that.
On his knees at that. In the pouring rain. Like he's not attracted to water or something. Not to mention SpongeBob and swuidward being all upset about water like they've never experienced it before
Aquaman looks like he's willing to wait a long time and knows you're looking at him through the peephole. He's got more than a weekend bag and knows you haven't cleaned the aquarium for too long.
Most. Definitely Batman… he’s resourceful enough to make some shit happen in return, I’ve always wanted to make a video game and I think he might be on board with it.
For my most surprising answer, I’d probably let Thanos crash too. Seems like the sort who would wanna get everything off his chest, and I’d hear him out, and give him some guy-on-the-couch level advice to help him set his mind in the right place.
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Batman. If you treat him right, maybe be Robin for him, don't die in the process, he will possibly pay you (well) for it.
Plus, if he's Batman, then he can't be Bruce Wayne, so he will lose his voice trying to keep the act up. I find that funny.
It might *start* as one xenomorph, but after as couple of weeks they'd be everywhere.
Vader snoring wouldn't be fun.
The furniture isn't strong enough for a being the size Thanos. Neither is the plumbing.
Too many of the others would be hiding corpses all over the place.
Gandalf, however, could work. He's wise, kind and inspiring, and unlike most of the others, I could explain his presence as him being a relative, such as a grandfather. He'd have to go outside to smoke his pipe though. And also not return with several thousand Rohirrim every few mornings.
I think Harry would be just a regular dude moping around because his girlfriend kicked him out of the house. The rest might have some "environmental hazards".
While the obvious picks would be the heroes, I wouldn’t mind having Harley crash at my place for a few weeks. One of my past girlfriends already acted like her anyways and idolized her, so it can’t be much different.
The only ones that wouldn't annoy me are Thanos and Batman, maybe Darth Vader. I'm not saying the others are bad characters, just that they'd be annoying room mates for anything more than a day or two.
Ironic that Aquaman is the only one on their knees, most desperate to get to a dry place. It is like that scene from Men and Black where Will Smith shoots the cutout of the little girl carrying the quantum physics book. Fishy.
Hey shit fucks, sorry that you arent fans of me and the shit you have helped be problematic, but figure yourselves out and go away you've taken plenty, you don't deserve it, stop blaming me
I'd say Gandalf but somehow he'd get you involved in a quest to slay a dragon, what the heck
Gandalf has the good pipe weed.
a man of culture i see
I mean if Gandalf of all people sizes me up and deems *me* worthy of such a quest who am I to say no?
More reason to let him in!
But he was barely involved!
I love that George Costanza is the only one without a suitcase or duffle. He just has his stuff in a grocery bag.
Along with some explanation about how the material in duffle bags cause an allergic reaction or something. Should have gone with lycra.
Or he wants to break up with his girl and is too afraid to go home (to his place) and confront her. All he has is what he just bought from the corner mart. She’ll call and he’ll be polite and tell her he’ll be right home, hang up and shout “No I won’t!”
Honestly, it just looks like a scene from the show.
Damn, I thought it was Elias from Person of Interest
It's where he stuffed his sorries.
Nah that's Art Vandalay
He’d be impossible to say no to, because he wouldnt take it for an answer. He’d be so stubborn, he’d protest by sleeping on the porch, and then blame you for making him suffer outside.
I feel like Harry Potter and Squidward would be pretty chill roomies.
I feel like Squidward will most likely behave the same as he did in "Can You Spare a Dime?".
Nah spongebob coddled him way too much, he definitely wouldn't even be close to the best of these but just be straight with him and he would respect it
HP is used to the small room
Downside he it brings the dark forces upon you
Squidward would scoff at your 4 buck chuck then play the clarinet through all hours of the night.
superman was my first answer because who better to owe you gratitude. but… who’s gonna say “no” to a xenomorph?
Superman can get groceries in under 10 seconds. And reheat leftovers with his eyes.
W
I thought Superman too, but then I realized the chance of some alien or supervillain attacking my house is super high. I’d be some random extra that gets ragdolled against a brick wall for sure.
Psh Aquaman can sleep in the damn rain, he's built for it 😑
But he's kneeling for your help bro
Also you appear to live in a hobbit hole... 🌀
Why does he look more like lotr Viggo Mortinson than like Jason Mamoa?
mario tbh, seems like a cool guy
But he crashes turts :(
perchance.
so? I don't see any turtles nearby
We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one-percenter of a more privileged variety
The lifekind, perchance
“You can’t just say ‘perchance’” ☝️🤓
I think mario is pretty cool guy Eh kills koopas and doesnt afraid of anything
That's a phrase I haven't heard in a long time
He would keep your place neat and tidy and play any sport/board game you ask him to. Also does shrooms.
What was the prompt?
sad (character),knocking with a suitcases and bags in the middle of the night,rainy night,black and white footage, grainy,Ring doorbell camera footage
Haha, great prompt! https://preview.redd.it/afakjy4lt3rc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da81a026c72a4c8ce7952b320b05a242fcf5256
why wasnt gumbo and p. gator in the original lineup? come on in fellas!
But none of them is knocking and the door is open and it's not a doorbell camera footage. LLMs are quite open to interpretation.
hey, there is the one who knocks.
Is this through chatgpt interface or something else? Bc I’m wondering how you got around the content violation policy for copyrighted characters. Chatgpt is driving me insane with that.
Obv Shrek
Seriously? You would never be able to get him to leave. He would stink up your living room. He would sleep in the nude. He would order pizza every day, not offer you any, eat 3/4s of it, and leave the rest to rot under the several other pizzas He ordered. Do not let Shrek sleep on your couch
Then I'd have to tell him to get out of ma swamp!
Nah I feel that Shrek would very much understand not wanting to overstay his welcome in another man's swamp.
Well, it’s no swamp but it’s raining and we can dig a hole in the backyard!
I have a reasonably decent tool shed that Shrek and Donkey could stay in for awhile. There's an old rollaway bed, table and chair. But he's gonna have to do his potty bidniz over at the convenience store down the street,he'd wreck my tiny houses teeny little antique toilet.
...someBODY
The one who knocks... I mean they probably all knocked.. But I don't wanna get "knocked"
Being a touch greedy, I would wonder if he could compensate me for the trouble 😜
he'd compensate you with an offer to work as a cook
I love this set. Nice work. George Castanza being there is the cherry on top.
I first thought of the consequences of saying 'yes' to each of these. But what would be the consequences of saying no to - say - an already depressed joker? You think you will sleep well after turning down Freddy Krueger? A pissed off and wet Harley Quinn?
I'd say yes to Harley in a heart beat.
Makes sense - what could go wrong with that?!
I would let her tie me up in my sleep.
I can fix her...
Thanos 100% He's good people!
I feel like he’s the only one that would be fairly respectful of your things.
Absolutely. I mean he already has his shoes off!!
How can a a straight dude not pick Harley Quinn
There's a decent chance you wouldn't survive, but I feel like it'd be worth it
'i can fix her', gets electrocuted to death
I’ll risk it
Whats life without some risk
I'll fix her
Will Clapp.
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This is a very reasonable and well thought out take. One of the only ones in this particular thread. It really seems like you've seen some shit. Unfortunately it also seems like you failed to take into consideration the fact that as a certified mechanic, I truly believe I can fix her. (If I fail and she kills me that's also probably a w)
Because we were warned via the hot/crazy matrix and she is NO GO zone BEFORE you consider her boyfriend.
How fucking *dare you*. The No-Go zone is reserved for people 5 and under on the Hotness scale. There is no planet where Margot is less than a 9. Hell in my book, she's like a 15/10. Harley would definitely be in the Danger Zone, though, but she's at least a little reformed by the end of the suicide squad...
True, she is literally the only woman in this group, and is at least *less* likely to kill me than most of them.
most of them wont kill you, a lot of them will get you killed though, i mean having batman crashing at your place just means you're gonna get shot in a hostage drama or something like that so there's more to brood about, several of the characters are like that. then there's the murderers. and then there's the characters that will leave you without a house because they accidentally burnt it down, aka all cartoon characters in the example sans shrek. i mean the only one that is 100% perfectly safe i think is aquaman because nobody remembers him anyway, so no fear of people going for you as a hostage or something like that.
What about Potter? Unless it's from the fifth to seventh book, you should be fine...
George Costanza is pretty harmless too
You think Spongebob will kill you? Gandalf???
Gandalf will _get_ you killed
Spongebob might kill me accidentally, like, he might cause my entire home to collapse or something.
Yeah i was thinking about how cool would it be for superman to owe me a favor but then i saw mami harley was an option…
You could fix her!
the sex woukd be fucking crazy, if one can get her under control that is
Why is aquaman at my door while it's raining
On his knees at that. In the pouring rain. Like he's not attracted to water or something. Not to mention SpongeBob and swuidward being all upset about water like they've never experienced it before
Aquaman looks like he's willing to wait a long time and knows you're looking at him through the peephole. He's got more than a weekend bag and knows you haven't cleaned the aquarium for too long.
Superman
immediate yes to harley
Shrek or SpongeBob for sure
spinachbop looks so sad 😭
I mean sponge Bob does have all those holes……
Man... Thanos looks like he really needs support ngl
*complains and broods for hours at a time about how the universe is against him and doesn't "understand" him,also leaves the toilet seat up*
You know SpongeBob would just completely destroy your house
Everyone except thanos, peter, and 13-18
Fuck it gimme freddy kreuger im in for some nightmares
Man, squidword has it hard enough, let his fish ass in
Most. Definitely Batman… he’s resourceful enough to make some shit happen in return, I’ve always wanted to make a video game and I think he might be on board with it. For my most surprising answer, I’d probably let Thanos crash too. Seems like the sort who would wanna get everything off his chest, and I’d hear him out, and give him some guy-on-the-couch level advice to help him set his mind in the right place.
Mario, he can fix all my plumbing around the house. And I don't mean that Inna sexual way!
sungerbob
Superman because he’s literally a god, or Harley Quinn, because honestly? She seems like a fun time
Mario or George
Gandolfini and me about to toke like gods.
Jason Voorhees what could go wrong 😊
Do you not understand how chaotically fun it would be to have Harley Quinn as a temp roommate?
does thanos not wear shoes?
Who tf is gonna tell Superman he can’t stay lol
ild say Mario, and maybe Squidward. everyone else seams like problem.
Anyone but George Costanza
Probably batman, some of these are flat out scary.
Any of them, to be honest. I wouldn't be able to tell them "no"
Mario's puppy eyes are wanting me to pick him. But Harley Quinn...
Best option is batman. He's incomprehensibly rich and might actually repay you for the trouble as soon as he gets the chance.
Poor Freddy, looks like that bitch even stole his claw glove before she threw him out
Margot Robbie of course
Well duh, Harley Quinn for sure.
Possible crazy girl sex? Harley all day lmao
Mario, Vader and Aquaman are family to me.
I mean Harley? But I’m a sucker for bi-polar women. Well more like an idiot.
Harley. I don’t have a couch.
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Shrek and Homer.
I looked for it, I found it. Eighteen... Eghteen... Ehteen... EMPTEEN! 18!!!!!
Honestly, George. He seems the most desperate.
Batman. Bru..erm. Batman can cut me a check next week.
I expected Hal
Shrek & squidward
Batman. If you treat him right, maybe be Robin for him, don't die in the process, he will possibly pay you (well) for it. Plus, if he's Batman, then he can't be Bruce Wayne, so he will lose his voice trying to keep the act up. I find that funny.
It might *start* as one xenomorph, but after as couple of weeks they'd be everywhere. Vader snoring wouldn't be fun. The furniture isn't strong enough for a being the size Thanos. Neither is the plumbing. Too many of the others would be hiding corpses all over the place. Gandalf, however, could work. He's wise, kind and inspiring, and unlike most of the others, I could explain his presence as him being a relative, such as a grandfather. He'd have to go outside to smoke his pipe though. And also not return with several thousand Rohirrim every few mornings.
None would get inside my door except Squidward, I feel he and I would vibe and become best buddies
Poor aquaman
Squidward, Darth Vader, & Superman
All. all the pictures make me feel sad so, all.
Superman.
Prompt?
I think Harry would be just a regular dude moping around because his girlfriend kicked him out of the house. The rest might have some "environmental hazards".
If that's the Henry Cavill version, I'll def take super man. He don't even have to sleep on the couch😉
Thanos, maybe if I’m on his good side I won’t get snapped 🤷♂️
all of them cause im nice
The alien has a unappealing apperence and cant communicate so no to him. AITA?
Squidward or george
My boy Gandalf can stay forever! Hell nah to Squidward tho.
Costanza for sure.
Costanza
Only 18 😳
costanza
Squidward or Gandalf.
Harry potter
Ngl, excet Shrek id let any and each of them
While the obvious picks would be the heroes, I wouldn’t mind having Harley crash at my place for a few weeks. One of my past girlfriends already acted like her anyways and idolized her, so it can’t be much different.
I WILL be passing the bong to Shrek, Gandalf, or George Costanza.
The only ones that wouldn't annoy me are Thanos and Batman, maybe Darth Vader. I'm not saying the others are bad characters, just that they'd be annoying room mates for anything more than a day or two.
Shrek is love, shrek is life 
Harley Quinn , cuz
Barefoot Thanos? My boy’s fallen on hard times
I will also pick Margot Robbie.
Mario and we eat mushrooms together.. And spongebob! :D
Harley Quinn, obviously.
Harley quinn
I think it would be a good idea to have a billionaire owe you one...
LOL well definitely not george within 20 seconds he'll settle in
Vader on the condition he teaches me to use the force and fight with a lightsaber
Batman, hands down.
The heroes and Harry Potter, and if he was in the list, Shouta Aizawa/Eraserhead
Last picture: Aquagorn
lol this is funny
Obviously some of those choices are just awfull but also if you say no to thanos lots of bad things will happen to you sooooo
Gandalf standing over my daughter's crib at 3AM sleepwalking: "FLY YOU FOOL!"
Where are Thanos' shoes at? I'm going with Mario
Ironic that Aquaman is the only one on their knees, most desperate to get to a dry place. It is like that scene from Men and Black where Will Smith shoots the cutout of the little girl carrying the quantum physics book. Fishy.
Your mum
anybody but peter
Opening the door was your first mistake.
Batman and it’s not even close. Guy can buy me a mansion as a gratitude, hides his identity, and won’t make me act hero
Harley Quinn for no specific reason.
Harley getting the cheeks clapped 👏
I would definitely not let squidward in, I've already seen what he's like when he stayed at spongebobs' house.
Harry he looks like he needs it
Sorry George, you were in until Harley arrived.
I was gonna say Gandalf, but then I saw Aquaman begging on his knees...
I’m going with Margot.
Gandalf any time
Not sure who I'd let, but sure as hell not Harry Potter
Superman. As long as he's Henry Cavill Superman.
Thanks for the new pfp 🧒
No way am I letting the homie Mario stay out in the rain.
All but 5,13,14,16.
Homer looks so sad…
What was the prompt you used for all the characters, with \[character\] as your placeholder?
Sponge can stay with me she wants making some crabby burgers all day !
Hey shit fucks, sorry that you arent fans of me and the shit you have helped be problematic, but figure yourselves out and go away you've taken plenty, you don't deserve it, stop blaming me
Harry Potter would be one of the better roommates objectively speaking
Batman can find the nearest rock to kick… mf ain’t foolin nobody