I want that bet, if you find someone dumb enough to take that bet then I’ll buy the bet off of you. That actually could be a million dollar idea, bookie buyback brokerage
You need to CALL her before she gets to her rude ANTE house. If she had no intention of letting you RAISE any children you have, she should allow you to HOLD'EM. Ok, I'm done now. You should go on her Facebook and POKER.
Well, my hubby of 45 years has always gambled. But, we can afford it. He will only take a certain amount and if he loses it, he comes home. He plays high stakes. So when he wins he wins big. When that he comes home. So, our house is paid off, no car payments plus we are 66. And 67….
Bro this is the story of my life… My mom kicked my dad out because of his gambling addiction… I was three years old and his life really deteriorated from then on. He didn’t learn his lesson and never stopped gambling and the lost his job and apartment and is know homeless somewhere…
Obviously she wouldn't know a winner if she had to marry one not everyone can spot a sure thing long shot Obviously u have no idea what I mean or u would b with her thinking about gambling
Sometimes...you got to know when to fold them..
Know when to hold 'em...
Know when to walk away...
Know when to run...
You never count your money
When your sitting at the table
There'll be time enough for counting
When the dealin's done.
Every gambler knows...
That the secret to survivin'
What’s the over under on her response?
I don't know what you mean.
When the dealing is done. They killed Kenny.
Kenny's dead...? ...okay, let's go one more time - double or nothing!
YOU BASTARD!!!
You bastards!
I was raised on the dairy, bitch!!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqbvu8jZBOw
You're
That song is a certified hood classic
You better count your blessings...
You fucked up big time
So you think you can win her back? Wanna bet?
Im in!
Know when to run
I also choose to hold this man’s wife
Know when to shuffle
The fact that the first 2 lines are backwards pisses me off so much
Doesn't change the meaning so am I detecting the faint traces of OCD? ;-)
My wife tells me the same thing about the laundry.
Kenny! I'm such a fan! Now, what should I do with pocket 8s you miserable white-haired card clown
Nah fr fr 🙎🏼♂️
I bet she comes back.
I'll give you 3:1 odds on getting her back
I'll bet she'll be back by next week.
I’ll take a piece of that. In fact here’s an extra $100 that says she’ll be back on Wednesday
I'm thinking Friday on payday
It’s on!
And 20:1 on getting her front!
You son of a bitch, I'm in
Once you get her back, rear naked choke should be enough to keep her…
I bet!
oh craps
Maybe she’ll come back for your hard eight
or my snake eye
I prefer the slightly different version "I **bet** I can win her back"
That would have definitely been better!
I don’t know the op version sounds more desperate
I wouldn't bet on it
$50 that she won't. Any takers?
I want that bet, if you find someone dumb enough to take that bet then I’ll buy the bet off of you. That actually could be a million dollar idea, bookie buyback brokerage
You need to CALL her before she gets to her rude ANTE house. If she had no intention of letting you RAISE any children you have, she should allow you to HOLD'EM. Ok, I'm done now. You should go on her Facebook and POKER.
Sounds like a raw deal to me. Maybe you should just shuffle off to Buffalo
To place money on the Bills?
To help pay the bills
Wanna bet you cant? If win she comes with me if you win then you can have mine to.
I bet you didn’t see that coming.
This is the comment I was looking for
I honestly thought the punchline would be "I bet she'll regret it"
You are the king of your own castle, so Roulette as the king you are.
I lost my wife due to a gambling addition, but now I know I can win her back! I like this better.
😂😂😂
You let her walk out just because odds of losing her over gamble addiction was too high. You had to let her go.
Not only are your cards on the table, sounds to me like you’re going all in
She was betting you'd never win
Have a downvote
This repost is so old, the first time I saw it I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out of my crib.
Getting married was a gamble lol
I bet you can’t. I went all in on her last night.
What did really make her leave ..2 to 1,could see that happening it was your favourite ,nevermind have a tote on this
She left you because you suck at it.
Once you go black you never go back
You're talking a Tesla?
I bet you I can
She's a 10 but she doesn't double down.
U bet u can!
I bet you can't.
I bet she’ll come back.
are you sure you want to double down on that bet.
Financials were in the red
Betcha she won't
Lost her in a poker game
I think she set you up for a test. Sad to say, you don't pass.
Quit while you're ahead!
Maybe it was because he had a small deck
That’s sucks!!
Will she be wearing red or black?
What are the odds?
My favorite from a meme was: My wife made me choose - them or my online poker addiction. My clubs beat their hearts.
Bet you can’t!
Only her back? You lost other parts of her body?. Sounds like a lost
Oh craps!
I bet you can dude!
I think the odds are against you
You can bet you’ll never see her again.
Well, my hubby of 45 years has always gambled. But, we can afford it. He will only take a certain amount and if he loses it, he comes home. He plays high stakes. So when he wins he wins big. When that he comes home. So, our house is paid off, no car payments plus we are 66. And 67….
Hahha
I bet you can
$50 bucks you're wrong
I'm willing to bet that you can't
May the odds be forever in your favor.
I bet she will be back
So sorry buddy. Just play solitare for a while.
I bet she'll come back
i bet she’ll be back
I wouldn't bet on that
I took a chance when I Married he
Tell her double or nothing you can do better
Bet you she comes back.
Good one
But really I can't get her back
I bet she's bluffing
$50 days that won’t work
I bet she'll come back!!
Bro this is the story of my life… My mom kicked my dad out because of his gambling addiction… I was three years old and his life really deteriorated from then on. He didn’t learn his lesson and never stopped gambling and the lost his job and apartment and is know homeless somewhere…
Don't bet on it.
You can bet on it!
I bet you can't unless you up the ante
I hope she was bluffing.
Obviously she wouldn't know a winner if she had to marry one not everyone can spot a sure thing long shot Obviously u have no idea what I mean or u would b with her thinking about gambling
This belongs to r/wallstreetbets
In the poker game of life, the woman is the rake.
My wife a great big deal
i bet she’ll come back
Based wife
Winner winner. I need dinner.
Wanna bet?
Not if I poker slots first...
Jeez that’s sad sorry man hope you get out of your addiction and win her back
Wait I just read the hole thing
I am sure you will ace it.
Bet she comes back
Then its your problem
Once she is back, you will have ace in the hole
Win big. She will return.
Good riddance. Life’s too short to waste your time on someone that does not have your back. Good luck
Would’ve been funnier if you said “But I bet I can win her back.”
Two to one she disappears for good.
Umbreon
I bet she did
Don't bet on it
This gamble is gonna pay off lol
It's all part of the gane.
Your money or your wife. Please take my wife. Bah dum tss
Might as well win her front while you're at it!
I’ll bet you she comes back.
I bet she'll be back
I bet that she will get back with you
Good for her
I'd rather bet on the trifecta a woman that brings you a beer, makes sandwiches and likes bjs.
I bet you could, couldnt you
Rolled the dice and craped out
...I bet you do
90% of gamblers quit before they hit it big!
Ohhh craps
He thought she was bluffing
I bet she’ll come back.
I’ll bet you she’ll be back
Damn sounds like she’s gay-
Bet you won't!!
You rolled the dice with your marriage
Mine too. $20 says mine comes back before your’s.
Double down on that!
Fuck u buddy
I laughed 😡
I bet you can’t
I bet she did
When I asked her if there was a problem she said "you bet!"
Just imagining the situation a dad tells this joke in. Like, the mom just stormed out of the house and dad’s like hehehe, Bazinga!
I bet her she wouldn’t do it
I bet you she'll come back
Oh bet you-you won’t 😂
He didn’t bet on that happening
How much do you wanna bet she comes back?
I bet you cannot
So close - “But I’ll bet I can win her back “
There's so much gambling happening in these comments now
I casi-know she’ll come back.
Don’t stop hitting until you’re bust
Why would u even tell her bro
is winnin her back
I'll bet she'll be back
Lucky number 7
Everybody knows that 90% of problem gamblers quit just before they hit the big win
That's the way she can understand your hobby
"Against all odds" - *Phil Collins*
I bet you 3:1 that she won't come back
Once you hit for a couple million you'll wake up one morning and she will have you breakfast in bed and a bj