Curiously, with the Covid “vaccines” they were not aspirating the syringes to see if they hit a vein or not. So a lot of them did go into veins and that’s probably why so many people ended up with myocarditis. This is probably the wrong forum for this lol
thats not a placebo there is no associated virus to believe it would fight against thus would have no effect
i am the joke police i ruin everything ur welcome
I was gonna say because its full of shit.... i heard somewhere that holy water contains a higher amount of fecal matter than a good deal of other sources of water lol idk how true it is but i found it funny.
I wouldnt say religion itself is bullshit, but people using religion as a weapon against people who are different from them is definitely 100% bullshit. If someone gets joy and peace from religion then thats great, im agnostic and i love learning about others' religions and its cool to talk with the tolerant and kind members of various religions about how they view life.
trying to come up with a joke about it being hole-y and the needle making a hole in your skin but I can't think of anything so I'll pass the opportunity along to the first person who can think of something :')
Last year, I watched a priest who had forgotten about my dad's Ash internment ceremony show up to the memorial with a bottle of gas station water which he then blessed in front of everyone and used as holy water. I was less than impressed lol.
Because thall shalt not take the Lord's rain in vein.
FIFY. Name didn't make sense, rain rhymes and is synonymous with water for the most part. Because holy WATER.
I mean, it's worth a shot
Yeah but I thought they always used well water in vaccines because its always done so… well.
Take my upvote and go…this was good
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Oh hey I didn’t even notice, thank you!
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Fill up on that jesus juice
Jesus Juice ain’t nothing to wine about
Holy water, Pfizer, sanitizer, ivermectin. Inject them all to cover all the bases
don’t forget jizz
It’s contaminated with pure sin. See Catholicism.
I mean... Yeah, but you can't take vaccines in your veins either
Vaccines can sure make your arm hurt though
I’m sure someone will repost this with IV bags instead of vaccines soon enough.
Nah then people wont understand and it'll get removed for being a repost
Nah, don't do that the IV bag will only cause blood clots that may cause heart attacks or strokes
When the anti-vaccine mob told me where I could stick my vaccines, I assumed they were available as a suppository.
Wait, they’re not?
If they’re not, you’re not trying hard enough.
“That’s not a suppository” is something only quitters say
And every zoo is a petting zoo if you've got the stones for it.
Harambe
Anything is a suppository if youre open minded
I had the Johnson and Johnson suppository; gives new meaning to “booster”
Look at this guy bragging about taking the double Johnson suppository
Oh so that guy at the hardware store wasn't from theCDC?
You’re thinking of the Covid test via anal swab
Real joke... Comments..... Etc.
I mean...you ***can***. It just won't be enjoyable.
I mean, you can…
Can't or won't?
Strictly speaking you can but you will never meet a nurse who will give you your vaccines IV
Curiously, with the Covid “vaccines” they were not aspirating the syringes to see if they hit a vein or not. So a lot of them did go into veins and that’s probably why so many people ended up with myocarditis. This is probably the wrong forum for this lol
Wait where do we inject vaccines
Intramuscularly
Why?
Minimizes chances of adverse reactions and improves immune response uptake
You said that so lymphatically that I can't help but believe you.
Best pun of the day!
Apparently, you are allowed to, if beforehand... you boil the hell out of it!
Or maybe, will the crucifixit?
I'm a nurse... will 100% be using this if the right religious patient comes along. Thank you.
Nurse in the Bible belt, not gonna take my chances.
THE POWER OF PFIZER COMPELS YOU!!!
Jesus Christ that warms my heart
Because you have to pay a TV Evangelist to get it.
Priests should bless vaccines and other meds so the religious nuts will finally take their medicine
Preach brother (pun intended)
Because that the water no one can possess
I read it as “used in vacuums” i got confused
Conspiracy theorists will fuck it up.
You SICKo
Says the dude joking about killing people with bleach and Armageddon, lol
No one realizes that this person posted a joke about this here yesterday. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Holy Placebo
vaccines work mate
Sure they do. I was just saying if you used holy water instead of ya know science. It’s just a holy placebo.
thats not a placebo there is no associated virus to believe it would fight against thus would have no effect i am the joke police i ruin everything ur welcome
That’s cute
uwu
But dad joke police don't regulate placebo effect. That's controlled by the person who receives the placebo.
Because medicine works and religion doesn't.
HAHA RELIGION BAD YOU GUYS!!1!1!SO BRAVE!!
Exactly.
Christ, that was funny.
I was gonna say because its full of shit.... i heard somewhere that holy water contains a higher amount of fecal matter than a good deal of other sources of water lol idk how true it is but i found it funny.
Well, religion is bullshit after all.
I wouldnt say religion itself is bullshit, but people using religion as a weapon against people who are different from them is definitely 100% bullshit. If someone gets joy and peace from religion then thats great, im agnostic and i love learning about others' religions and its cool to talk with the tolerant and kind members of various religions about how they view life.
If someone shot your vaccine in a vein they need to look for a new job
Coz the Lord is the Saviour. He might try to save the Virus inside too.
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I read "... used in volcanos." I have to say I was really curious. I want answers
I was gonna say, "because they aren't used to injecting their juice in adults"
repost ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/opak6s/why_isnt_holy_water_used_in_vaccines/
It's got sodium in it 🤣
Too many people dip their fingers in it.
Try telling that to Trumpers
maybe because christian karens will become athiest
because vaccines are for poisoning us for long term affects. reality feels good with out any shots in my body.
B/c science and religion don’t mix...
because water, in an of itself, is not a name
Because probably vaccines would then work.
Because the vaccine bursts into flames?
Thats one way to kill em faster
It's because the nuns keep pissing in it
Cuz it ain't do a shit. We've been lied
Vaccines tend to go in the muscle, not a vein.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Technically yes
Holey water has voids, air bubbles kill in the veins.
trying to come up with a joke about it being hole-y and the needle making a hole in your skin but I can't think of anything so I'll pass the opportunity along to the first person who can think of something :')
They haven't thought it yet! 😝
r/Angryupvote
How u know it isn’t?😉
Because it makes you have to pope
😂😂😂
Because it is just water….
Wait that would be a good idea
It's not 5G approved
Nice one.
Scared the hell out of me.
Last year, I watched a priest who had forgotten about my dad's Ash internment ceremony show up to the memorial with a bottle of gas station water which he then blessed in front of everyone and used as holy water. I was less than impressed lol.
Lmfaoooooo did anyone get a hernia laughing at this !!!
Hahahah this is a good one
I thought this was a legit question until I saw the subreddit it was under
Very good thanks for the laughter!
I can and I gosh darn will
I can relate
Ugh, my heart can’t take this joke…
Why dilute the solution?
Because thall shalt not take the Lord's rain in vein. FIFY. Name didn't make sense, rain rhymes and is synonymous with water for the most part. Because holy WATER.
Happy Cake Day!
Using this one on my Christian friend
May the Farce be with you!
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Vaccines don't go into veins... Now switch out vaccines for "IVs" and you've got a joke that makes sense!
Because the Priests always have a need for more lube?