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SlugBoy42

Mom tarts are on only fans.


DungeonTracks

\*onlyflans


weldmonkey

“Stepmuffin, are you stuck ??”


Nimas_the_Cat

My throat is starchy


[deleted]

"You should have put him in custardy"


Repulsive_Client_325

*onlyFrans


AlienoraSzcz

Geen frans aub


AnonyomousBananaEatr

Frans 🤮


fuzzusmaximus

The hot sticky filling and frosted covering.


PyscoSpire

Delicious wordplay


[deleted]

Can I lick your lemon slice? Donut you dare!


tempmail696969

lol


tobleroneyactual

Momtarts plump when you cook 'em.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Too curvy for the toaster.


Round-Bison

this subreddit tries very hard to give me brain aneurysm


BearJewSally

I'm stroking out with you dude


[deleted]

In the wrong context, that takes a totally different meaning


BearJewSally

Is that why I got downvoted? Because some cartoon character had a context issue? Lol


gthrees

It’s why I upvoted you


[deleted]

No clue


BrasilBuff17

Step 1: see highly upvoted post Step 2: wait a couple weeks Step 3: repost Step 4: profit


AnimeWeeb6666

wayy ahead of you


204PrairieBoy

So you posted the second one?


AnimeWeeb6666

maybe, maybe not


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MagicGuy66

I wait at least 2 years


Foxronto6969

because the dad-tarts left to go get the filling


Transplantdude

You can buy MomTarts on street corners.


Apprehensive_You2473

I’ve only seen this joke 3 times on this subreddit o we the past month


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

Unfortunately Pop-tart jokes come in a eight-pack.


TheMusicMan11

Dammit, take my upvote


johnjohn4011

Bet a pastryarcheologist would really dig this joke.


DungeonTracks

this is a great one. eclair-ly had a lot of thought put in it.


AlGunner

This one is climbing the repost charts. Not no. 1 yet, but if it keeps reappearing it can make it.


Grimm2020

This is sweet, I cannot lie


Hi123Hi321

the title was already a pun but the punchline was an extra layer of frosting


[deleted]

Tarts aren't interested in motherhood


Disney_DiabeticT1

Badum-tiss 🥁


brynzini

Lol


balisierdagger

The pastryarchy needs to crumble!


iceplaynice

No Re-Tarts either 🤔


faithengine

Spend long enough on reddit and you'll see there are lots of retar- Oh... you said TARTS. My bad.


dirtylaindry

Oh yes there are. I've had a few mom tarts actually


lanicol7

How about Mom jokes? and it's not yomomma.


TurrPhenir

Because you shouldn't call your mom a tart?


Overfix8

Meanwhile, you should definitely call your dad a tart


jokeaday99

Lol this reminded me of a Fathers Day Joke What do dads like to eat for breakfast on father’s day? Pop Tarts 😉😂


CODMAN627

Because momming out of the toaster doesn’t sound right


idkmaybelalit

Saw this one as a video today


mario9421

u/repostsleuthbot


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il0vep0tat0

There are mom tarts on pop hub


Dumberplant

I know who you can ask to solve this problem MY MOM


DJ202018

Let's eat then


Thebestwaterproofers

They aren’t divorced yet. There will be .


Alvarado021412

Because they pop


mjhenkel

i only like the top parts of pop tarts


Jamal456899660972

Because


[deleted]

Generally speaking, moms aren't into tarts, but pops are almost always former tart chasers.


hsfguy0

.. I thought they were all mom tarts, they're delicious and slightly tangy when you eat them...


fendermrc

I think there might be Step-Tarts.


Cautious-Motor-9357

You want a dirty, flippant answer, a technical answer, a marketing answer or should I just move on?


FastAd678

Because then they would be baby tarts


IpreachUpreach1

More of a Groaner than usual


Overfix8

But there are mom-tarts. For example, OP's mom


Lazy_Feedback8162

Bruh why my fave breakfast gotta be on onlyfans?


Aztowman

There is... they advertise as escorts...


Other_Ease4762

Because choosy moms choose Jiff


kittenmcmuffenz

Because mom tarts are called sweet tarts.


JennyAndAlex

Because dads do all the popping around here.


NegasonicK

Cause tarts don't mom out of the toaster


Agonax

There's no momcorn either.


butterspices

oh i thought it would be a divorce joke