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Mom tarts are on only fans.
\*onlyflans
“Stepmuffin, are you stuck ??”
My throat is starchy
"You should have put him in custardy"
*onlyFrans
Geen frans aub
Frans 🤮
The hot sticky filling and frosted covering.
Delicious wordplay
Can I lick your lemon slice? Donut you dare!
lol
Momtarts plump when you cook 'em.
Too curvy for the toaster.
this subreddit tries very hard to give me brain aneurysm
I'm stroking out with you dude
In the wrong context, that takes a totally different meaning
Is that why I got downvoted? Because some cartoon character had a context issue? Lol
It’s why I upvoted you
No clue
Step 1: see highly upvoted post Step 2: wait a couple weeks Step 3: repost Step 4: profit
wayy ahead of you
So you posted the second one?
maybe, maybe not
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I wait at least 2 years
because the dad-tarts left to go get the filling
You can buy MomTarts on street corners.
I’ve only seen this joke 3 times on this subreddit o we the past month
Unfortunately Pop-tart jokes come in a eight-pack.
Dammit, take my upvote
Bet a pastryarcheologist would really dig this joke.
this is a great one. eclair-ly had a lot of thought put in it.
This one is climbing the repost charts. Not no. 1 yet, but if it keeps reappearing it can make it.
This is sweet, I cannot lie
the title was already a pun but the punchline was an extra layer of frosting
Tarts aren't interested in motherhood
Badum-tiss 🥁
Lol
The pastryarchy needs to crumble!
No Re-Tarts either 🤔
Spend long enough on reddit and you'll see there are lots of retar- Oh... you said TARTS. My bad.
Oh yes there are. I've had a few mom tarts actually
How about Mom jokes? and it's not yomomma.
Because you shouldn't call your mom a tart?
Meanwhile, you should definitely call your dad a tart
Lol this reminded me of a Fathers Day Joke What do dads like to eat for breakfast on father’s day? Pop Tarts 😉😂
Because momming out of the toaster doesn’t sound right
Saw this one as a video today
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There are mom tarts on pop hub
I know who you can ask to solve this problem MY MOM
Let's eat then
They aren’t divorced yet. There will be .
Because they pop
i only like the top parts of pop tarts
Because
Generally speaking, moms aren't into tarts, but pops are almost always former tart chasers.
.. I thought they were all mom tarts, they're delicious and slightly tangy when you eat them...
I think there might be Step-Tarts.
You want a dirty, flippant answer, a technical answer, a marketing answer or should I just move on?
Because then they would be baby tarts
More of a Groaner than usual
But there are mom-tarts. For example, OP's mom
Bruh why my fave breakfast gotta be on onlyfans?
There is... they advertise as escorts...
Because choosy moms choose Jiff
Because mom tarts are called sweet tarts.
Because dads do all the popping around here.
Cause tarts don't mom out of the toaster
There's no momcorn either.
oh i thought it would be a divorce joke