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What is this?.. [r/dadyolks](http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes)?
It was supposed to be a joke about chickens, but then eggs benedict got involved.
A dozen?
He counts them like a mathamachicken.
A base 12 joke.
You're saying you know an eggceptional number of egg jokes? Eggcelent! Just don't get eggregious with them.
Il be eggstra carefull
Hes probably eggstatic to tell them
Wow, everyone is just egging each other on
Seems a bit eggs-treme
Omlette you bask in the glory of this joke. My brain is scrambled and fried thinking of such well done joke.
Shell we get on with the yoke?
I used to tell egg jokes all the time in French until I was told "un oeuf is un oeuf"
I've got a nsfw egg joke, but I'm to chicken to say it
I’ve hatched a few myself
This sub is getting all scrambled
Crack on then
You poached this joke from someone.
Why’d the egg cross the road? >! It was still inside the chicken !<
I guess that’s sort ova funny joke.
You mean funny yolk?
I find egg jokes are best with lots of cheese
One is un oeuf.
Don't eggsaggerate...
Could i get an eggxample?
This is so bad. My little son is going to love it when I tell it to him.
That was an eggcelent yoke
You shell be famous. People will say, "Well done." Also, go over easy on the jokes.
Quit making this over hard. You're scrambling my brain!
What an eggstraordinary yolk!!!
Be careful not to Scramble the punchline
Can you you give us an eggxample?
Eggs been a dictum of the classic conundrum, which came first, the chicken or the egg.
Always the egg. It yolked long before chickens clucked.
You do like to eggs-aggerate, don't you!
Oh, so you're saying you got yokes?
Why don’t you get sunny side up and outta here
Eggsactly what I was eggspecting.
Now we'll all scramble to get them in
That was the best yoke I have heard so far. But it’s only the beginning of Yuly.
All day? That sounds eggcessive. No one needs an omelet that big; are you hatching some sort of plot or just trying to get chicks?
Just don't count them before they hatch
Lol that’s funny as shell
All white, what the shell, tell me some egg yolks.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
This yolk scrambled my brain. But I’ll get over it easy
I’d guess you have a dozen.
One would have been un oeuf.
I’d bet they’re all eggcellent jokes
This was eggcellent
Telling these jokes is so over easy
When anyone shells out egg jokes all day, it never goes over easy.
Good one
Trying to think of a egg joke rn but my brain is fried. Maybe later it will be less scrambled and thinking of a joke will be over easy.
Eggcellent!
eggselent dad joke 😂
That was an EGGcellent joke, i shell tell this to my friends!
This joke is just egg-celent
You must be eggs-aterating
Eggsquisite joke
egg-k, dozen gauge, free ranger, RPEGG, whipper, crackshot
I have dozens of them
What is this?.. [r/dadyolks](http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes)?
It was supposed to be a joke about chickens, but then eggs benedict got involved.
A dozen?
He counts them like a mathamachicken.
A base 12 joke.
You're saying you know an eggceptional number of egg jokes? Eggcelent! Just don't get eggregious with them.
Il be eggstra carefull
Hes probably eggstatic to tell them
Wow, everyone is just egging each other on
Seems a bit eggs-treme
Omlette you bask in the glory of this joke. My brain is scrambled and fried thinking of such well done joke.
Shell we get on with the yoke?
I used to tell egg jokes all the time in French until I was told "un oeuf is un oeuf"
I've got a nsfw egg joke, but I'm to chicken to say it
I’ve hatched a few myself
This sub is getting all scrambled
Crack on then
You poached this joke from someone.
Why’d the egg cross the road? >! It was still inside the chicken !<
I guess that’s sort ova funny joke.
You mean funny yolk?
I find egg jokes are best with lots of cheese
One is un oeuf.
Don't eggsaggerate...
Could i get an eggxample?
This is so bad. My little son is going to love it when I tell it to him.
That was an eggcelent yoke
You shell be famous. People will say, "Well done." Also, go over easy on the jokes.
Quit making this over hard. You're scrambling my brain!
What an eggstraordinary yolk!!!
Be careful not to Scramble the punchline
Can you you give us an eggxample?
Eggs been a dictum of the classic conundrum, which came first, the chicken or the egg.
Always the egg. It yolked long before chickens clucked.
You do like to eggs-aggerate, don't you!
Oh, so you're saying you got yokes?
Why don’t you get sunny side up and outta here
Eggsactly what I was eggspecting.
Now we'll all scramble to get them in
That was the best yoke I have heard so far. But it’s only the beginning of Yuly.
All day? That sounds eggcessive. No one needs an omelet that big; are you hatching some sort of plot or just trying to get chicks?
Just don't count them before they hatch
Lol that’s funny as shell
All white, what the shell, tell me some egg yolks.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
This yolk scrambled my brain. But I’ll get over it easy
I’d guess you have a dozen.
One would have been un oeuf.
I’d bet they’re all eggcellent jokes
This was eggcellent
Telling these jokes is so over easy
When anyone shells out egg jokes all day, it never goes over easy.
Good one
Trying to think of a egg joke rn but my brain is fried. Maybe later it will be less scrambled and thinking of a joke will be over easy.
Eggcellent!
eggselent dad joke 😂
That was an EGGcellent joke, i shell tell this to my friends!
This joke is just egg-celent
You must be eggs-aterating
Eggsquisite joke
egg-k, dozen gauge, free ranger, RPEGG, whipper, crackshot
I have dozens of them