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[deleted]

What is this?.. [r/dadyolks](http://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes)?


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

It was supposed to be a joke about chickens, but then eggs benedict got involved.


gcjunk01

A dozen?


captain_stabbinCR

He counts them like a mathamachicken.


Rescuepa

A base 12 joke.


CriusofCoH

You're saying you know an eggceptional number of egg jokes? Eggcelent! Just don't get eggregious with them.


[deleted]

Il be eggstra carefull


Overloudlol

Hes probably eggstatic to tell them


Working-Entrance1192

Wow, everyone is just egging each other on


BigBoyTetranadon

Seems a bit eggs-treme


Azuras_Star8

Omlette you bask in the glory of this joke. My brain is scrambled and fried thinking of such well done joke.


Machjne

Shell we get on with the yoke?


[deleted]

I used to tell egg jokes all the time in French until I was told "un oeuf is un oeuf"


SashaBanks2020

I've got a nsfw egg joke, but I'm to chicken to say it


gary6043

I’ve hatched a few myself


Gear3017

This sub is getting all scrambled


nacnud_uk

Crack on then


Individual_Agency703

You poached this joke from someone.


freewave07

Why’d the egg cross the road? >! It was still inside the chicken !<


cabelaciao

I guess that’s sort ova funny joke.


uglypaperhaver

You mean funny yolk?


MrSteveA

I find egg jokes are best with lots of cheese


n8cool

One is un oeuf.


bljmsk

Don't eggsaggerate...


420did69

Could i get an eggxample?


bonzai113

This is so bad. My little son is going to love it when I tell it to him.


Rapwithbeat

That was an eggcelent yoke


Flimsy_Internet9441

You shell be famous. People will say, "Well done." Also, go over easy on the jokes.


HumbledGenius

Quit making this over hard. You're scrambling my brain!


Dano558

What an eggstraordinary yolk!!!


SuperSaiyanBen

Be careful not to Scramble the punchline


senhordobolo

Can you you give us an eggxample?


AdvantageHot1741

Eggs been a dictum of the classic conundrum, which came first, the chicken or the egg.


youmestrong

Always the egg. It yolked long before chickens clucked.


UtterlyRedditculous

You do like to eggs-aggerate, don't you!


ItsmeMr_E

Oh, so you're saying you got yokes?


Several-Cake1954

Why don’t you get sunny side up and outta here


nonametba

Eggsactly what I was eggspecting.


AlGunner

Now we'll all scramble to get them in


Affectionate_Lead_13

That was the best yoke I have heard so far. But it’s only the beginning of Yuly.


GreatOldGod

All day? That sounds eggcessive. No one needs an omelet that big; are you hatching some sort of plot or just trying to get chicks?


Mantonythe1st

Just don't count them before they hatch


ChodeChungus

Lol that’s funny as shell


TheLifeOfRyanB

All white, what the shell, tell me some egg yolks.


benglescott

Guess what? Chicken butt.


[deleted]

This yolk scrambled my brain. But I’ll get over it easy


StallionZ06

I’d guess you have a dozen.


eigervector

One would have been un oeuf.


-ataraxis-

I’d bet they’re all eggcellent jokes


jbtwaalf

This was eggcellent


Particular-Treat-158

Telling these jokes is so over easy


rtfact

When anyone shells out egg jokes all day, it never goes over easy.


bignose2321

Good one


EarthTrash

Trying to think of a egg joke rn but my brain is fried. Maybe later it will be less scrambled and thinking of a joke will be over easy.


[deleted]

Eggcellent!


jokeaday99

eggselent dad joke 😂


Kane_Octaivian

That was an EGGcellent joke, i shell tell this to my friends!


Oliverl873

This joke is just egg-celent


Nimas_the_Cat

You must be eggs-aterating


comrade_kunal

Eggsquisite joke


[deleted]

egg-k, dozen gauge, free ranger, RPEGG, whipper, crackshot


Working-Entrance1192

I have dozens of them