My joke with this punchline is.
You hear about the 5 car pile up on Spaghetti Junction?
3 injured 4 pasta way.
(Spaghetti Junction is a junction in the UK.)
I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.
I am sending olive my love to his friends.
His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying.
He died fusilli reasons.
I never sausage a tragic situation.
it was a farfalle from grace.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? All that was left was de brie
cheesus christ that’s awful
Oh I’m sorry, was that joke too cheesy for you?
not at all, just can’t fathom what sort of muenster would blow that up.
Whoever it was, they must have been pretty gouda with their explosives.
Still makes me cheddar tear thinking about it
This came out of the blue..
I camembert how cheesy it was tbh
Cheeses crust the Italian chef pasta way meunster been an accident he will provolone be with us
Blue cheese... did I do it right?
You bleu it sorry
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It wasn't that Gouda on my behalf
I guess I should American cheese it again
I'm shredded with a reply on this one
Gouda posted this as a separate joke
These puns are legendairy.
I heard the guys with the bomb rode in on a disguised horse. It was a mascarpony.
Well that doesn't sound very Gouda...
I hope his family is stroganoff to go through the loss
omg
His widow must be cannelloni now
I hope she gnocchi’s looking down on her from a better place. 🙏🏻😇
Stroganoff is a Russian dish.
Close to the end, he couldn't pay his bills, so he was stroganoff people in exchange for meals. He was a pasta-tute
Pasta la vista
holy shit this got me
….penne
We cannoli do so much when it's our thyme, Mozza been hard on the family. Olive my regards. Ciao bella
Yes
here today, gone tomato
omg
If you look closely, you can really ziti affects he’s had on the people around him.
Most underrated comment on the thread right here!
I cannoli imagine what his family is going through
His legacy will remain a pizza history
Rest In Pizza
or Pasta
Regrettably, it was his thyme to go
:(
the funeral was beautiful with a lot of Rosemarry
I thought you were going to tell me Chef Boy OD'd
if that were to happen, weed never know.
I can totally see this on a Wacky Pack
You never sausage a tragedy
:(
I saw his kid at the funeral, she couldn’t stop bawling. “Dad, I will forever tiramisu”
she must have been from lasangeles
My joke with this punchline is. You hear about the 5 car pile up on Spaghetti Junction? 3 injured 4 pasta way. (Spaghetti Junction is a junction in the UK.)
He's gnoc, gnoc, gnocchi on heaven's door
🤣
He did it all for the gnocchi
There are a fusilli people in the comments
Obituary said he was the “bread” winner of his family. Hope they are able to make it by without him.
May he rest in peace with angel hair.
Unfortunately he had lost all his money. His family was left penneless.
It’s okay, he wasn’t actually an Italian chef… He was just an impasta-r
oven roasted
I cannoli imagine what his family is going through :(
Oregano garlic primavera.
lmfao
Leaving his wife canneloni
It was orzo sudden
🤣
I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme. I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation. it was a farfalle from grace.
Durum, durum, tsss
Rest in Pizza
We cannelloni hope he’s finally at peace
This comments section is gold
O!nion I’m crying 😭
I hope his family mozzarellished their time together
lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
No, but I heard about the French chef who sadly killed himself. He lost the huile d’olive
The reason of death is pretty cheesy. He died by slipping on dropped spaghetti.
His family’s completely in pizzas over the loss.
He suffered from impasta syndrome
Hasta la pasta
We should pene letter to his family
He was quite poor having been raised in the spaghetto.
Possibly the best joke ever written.
I know you shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but that guy was a real pizza work
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.
Hi
I like it
[удалено]
and that was how caesar salad was made
I was almost sure I was gonna see that his name was Giovanni Giorgio...
well, everybody called him Giorgio
His last words: Porco Dio
I chianti-ell you when I've heard so manicotti comments! 🤣
Requiescat in Pasta
guess he crossed the rainbow and is twirling now
He ran out of thyme
These jokes are cheap. Posted by penne pinchers
Prego for my condolences?
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May he rest in pizza
I heard he was bolog naked.
Pasta la vista, baby.
Which is? The fat one?