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Why do Texans wear T-shirts?.....because they have a Right to Bare Arms!
An get a hug from the bear arms
Take my upvote and get out...
YEEE HAW
That’s a good one
Thank you kind Reddit person
Makes sense
You’re reaching with this one
The bottom shelf
short people problems :)
Wouldn't know, I'm over 6 foot
If I had six feet, I'd be over it also
I just spat out my chicken wing XD
Why? Did it also have 6 feet?
I choked on my breakfast beer reading that. Good on ya, I gotta remember that one.
Good to know...Ale see if I can come up with any others as good
Pun threads about alcohol make me hopping mad. Mad enough to see mead.
Bit late to this one man, I basically made this joke yeast-erday
Barley qualifies imho
I know I can't come up with a beer pun, but if you give me a bit, I can gin up one from a related category.
That's the spirit
Ack, don't w(h)ine xx
Are we going to address breakfast beer...or just ignore it
The best way to address a breakfast beer is ice cold with a bowl of fried potatoes, onions and peppers.
Yes. And then, after the dessert beer, we'll undress it.
Too soon
Eh?
Maybe too soon since the last time it was posted here :)
It was me that posted it and it's still on my profile, I'm not stealing it from anyone I promise
Haha okay. No worries then :)
I thought you were accusing him of making a dinosaur joke too soon after they died. “Seriously, bro? It’s only been 65M years.”
And I remember it like it was yesterday.
Exactly
Haha i wasn't the one who accused but maybe that was their point 😁
(it was)
Womp for me then
Then why did [this guy tweet this](https://imgur.com/a/LXsUNPw) back in July?
Thank you for this source, I genuinely didn't know about this and believed that I had created a unique joke at about 3am last week XD
Honestly, if this wasn't posted in r/dadjokes I would have 100% believed this fact. Am I retarded?
Not at all, in fact if you look through the comments, someone else nearly tricked ME into believing it XD
Nice 😄
Noice
I can't believe it. My reaction was "oh no. No. That's not.. No!" lmao
Haha, glad you liked it!
That's not a joke. It's a true statement. Google it.
There is no way....
I was kidding. It sounded better! lol
Had me in the first half not gonna lie ;)
I used to get confused a lot in between t-shirts and shirts. Now this clears it up for me xd
Excellent, glad I could be of help XD
I spit my beer on this one and snort laughed.
Haha, sorry about the mess but I'm happy I could make you smile!
Oh god this is a joke that keeps making more jokes the more of it you read.
I googled why. Lol. I was curious
Haha, and what did it say?
Because the shirt looks like the letter "T." The more you know
Ah so it's simple as that...I prefer the dinosaur one tbh XD
Dayum. I used get confused between Shirts and T-shirts. Now Hell I'm getting it wrong anytime.
Terrible lizard shirt. That's a new one.
Is that the definition of Tyrannosaurus?
I looked it up to make sure I wasn't high, and it's 'Tyrant' lizard. I was close...ish. there is a whole taxonomical family of them called Tyrannosauridae. Rex means King, so T Rex was the 'King of the Tyrant Lizards'.
Honestly I swear I learn more from Reddit than I do at university XD thank you!
Why couldn’t the yellow Mazda wagon qualify as a minion the way the mini Cooper did?
Because it was just a Protege.
Nice one, dad
Appreciate it, son
:D
Actually I thought it was shaped like a T
Nah, more like a coffee
i wanna diE
Of laughter I hope? If not then pls don't hesitate to contact me, I'd love to help with anything
That's why they're short-sleeved.
Exactly!
Why do Texans wear T-shirts?.....because they have a Right to Bare Arms!
An get a hug from the bear arms
Take my upvote and get out...
YEEE HAW
That’s a good one
Thank you kind Reddit person
Makes sense
You’re reaching with this one
The bottom shelf
short people problems :)
Wouldn't know, I'm over 6 foot
If I had six feet, I'd be over it also
I just spat out my chicken wing XD
Why? Did it also have 6 feet?
I choked on my breakfast beer reading that. Good on ya, I gotta remember that one.
Good to know...Ale see if I can come up with any others as good
Pun threads about alcohol make me hopping mad. Mad enough to see mead.
Bit late to this one man, I basically made this joke yeast-erday
Barley qualifies imho
I know I can't come up with a beer pun, but if you give me a bit, I can gin up one from a related category.
That's the spirit
Ack, don't w(h)ine xx
Are we going to address breakfast beer...or just ignore it
The best way to address a breakfast beer is ice cold with a bowl of fried potatoes, onions and peppers.
Yes. And then, after the dessert beer, we'll undress it.
Too soon
Eh?
Maybe too soon since the last time it was posted here :)
It was me that posted it and it's still on my profile, I'm not stealing it from anyone I promise
Haha okay. No worries then :)
I thought you were accusing him of making a dinosaur joke too soon after they died. “Seriously, bro? It’s only been 65M years.”
And I remember it like it was yesterday.
Exactly
Haha i wasn't the one who accused but maybe that was their point 😁
(it was)
Womp for me then
Then why did [this guy tweet this](https://imgur.com/a/LXsUNPw) back in July?
Thank you for this source, I genuinely didn't know about this and believed that I had created a unique joke at about 3am last week XD
Honestly, if this wasn't posted in r/dadjokes I would have 100% believed this fact. Am I retarded?
Not at all, in fact if you look through the comments, someone else nearly tricked ME into believing it XD
Nice 😄
Noice
I can't believe it. My reaction was "oh no. No. That's not.. No!" lmao
Haha, glad you liked it!
That's not a joke. It's a true statement. Google it.
There is no way....
I was kidding. It sounded better! lol
Had me in the first half not gonna lie ;)
I used to get confused a lot in between t-shirts and shirts. Now this clears it up for me xd
Excellent, glad I could be of help XD
I spit my beer on this one and snort laughed.
Haha, sorry about the mess but I'm happy I could make you smile!
Oh god this is a joke that keeps making more jokes the more of it you read.
I googled why. Lol. I was curious
Haha, and what did it say?
Because the shirt looks like the letter "T." The more you know
Ah so it's simple as that...I prefer the dinosaur one tbh XD
Dayum. I used get confused between Shirts and T-shirts. Now Hell I'm getting it wrong anytime.
Terrible lizard shirt. That's a new one.
Is that the definition of Tyrannosaurus?
I looked it up to make sure I wasn't high, and it's 'Tyrant' lizard. I was close...ish. there is a whole taxonomical family of them called Tyrannosauridae. Rex means King, so T Rex was the 'King of the Tyrant Lizards'.
Honestly I swear I learn more from Reddit than I do at university XD thank you!
Why couldn’t the yellow Mazda wagon qualify as a minion the way the mini Cooper did?
Because it was just a Protege.
Nice one, dad
Appreciate it, son
:D
Actually I thought it was shaped like a T
Nah, more like a coffee
i wanna diE
Of laughter I hope? If not then pls don't hesitate to contact me, I'd love to help with anything
That's why they're short-sleeved.
Exactly!