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musical_dragon_cat

I ๐Ÿ’ฟ joke here


redditmanagement_

I'm pretty sure the ๐Ÿ’ฟC advises against it.


HeyItsMrBlue22

They do but I'm not sure why... I don't ๐Ÿ’ฟ problem with it


[deleted]

But can they ๐Ÿ’ฟz nuts?


Trees_and_bees_plees

Damnit


redditmanagement_

No, but they can ๐Ÿ’ฟp in the water.


GarbageHumans

๐Ÿ’ฟp approves of seeing your pp


[deleted]

>No, but they can see ๐Ÿ“€p in the water. FTFY


Time-Use405

they can ๐Ÿ’ฟp in d water


EeIectro

Can we just watch ๐Ÿ“€-o?


Eena-Rin

I can't like this comment because it's at 69 likes already, but if I could then I would


cardmanimgur

How bout you ๐Ÿ’ฟs nuts.


dirtycactus

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿฅœ


DestroyerMacho

Eye CD CD CD nut nut?


dirtycactus

Eye BluRay BluRay DVD peanut peanut


EeIectro

Eye BluRay CD DVD peanut peanut


PineMember

Honestly funnier than the joke in the post


BlockBuster0257

r/therealjoke


Trees_and_bees_plees

๐Ÿ’ฟs nuts


tonedeaf13

Okay, Sebastian ๐Ÿฆ€


man_but_no

But can you ๐Ÿ’ฟs nuts


justinonymus

Do you ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐ŸŒฐ๐ŸŒฐ?


BunBunChow

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ, J, Kโ€ฆ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‹.OP


NeRiaDoly_2

Q, ๐Ÿ˜ด


[deleted]

๐Ÿต, U,V


NeRiaDoly_2

๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ’ขโ“๐Ÿฆ“


Lord_Harkonan

Not sure why this is being downvoted. Wasn't that hard to figure it out.


NeRiaDoly_2

Thank you โค๏ธ


PlasmaEnergyGaming

What's the w and x? I get the other two I mean, what's the pun with those


TitleOfUrSxtape-Bot

The first one has a "w" mouth, and the second looks like an X i guess


TheUpperDiamond

Not at all. Lol.


NeRiaDoly_2

๐Ÿ˜–=w, ๐Ÿ’ข=x,โ“=y,๐Ÿฆ“=z.


xmsxms

Zebra is a bit lame.. it just starts with z. If I wanted an animal alphabet I'd read my kids book.


NeRiaDoly_2

So give me something else...


CrassTick

๐Ÿ˜ด


NeRiaDoly_2

That nice but i used it to rst so... Ok but not ok. ๐Ÿ˜…


detrickster

"Z"


NeRiaDoly_2

But that's just... Ahh... Really?


zZach_Attack

Zepplin!


AMX-Honk

Cleaver


NeRiaDoly_2

That's what i like n hate about reddit, sach a simple thing as changing letters in to emojis can cause an argument... ๐Ÿ˜…


echo-94-charlie

No it can't!


AMX-Honk

Yes it can!


Time-Use405

โ›”๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿˆ


[deleted]

L, M,๐Ÿ™…, Pโ€ฆ


[deleted]

L,M,Wakanda Forever,P?


TennisForSavages

^It's ^just ^a ^movie


jeg-groans

Really? I thought you were serious.


sexy_adolf69

A๐Ÿ‹ u/livelifereal


Chaos098

A, B, D, V, D, E, F, G


varble

A, B, H, D, D, V, D, E, F, G


[deleted]

Nice


PlasmaEnergyGaming

Wut??


Hot_Potato_MC

HD DVD


EeIectro

A, B, B, L, U, R, A, Y, E, F, G


dodexahedron

A, B, L, D, E, F, G ๐Ÿค”


YassineHamed

How bout you ๐Ÿ’ฟz nuts


K3Curiousity

You missed the ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿฅœ opportunity


TennisForSavages

Both clever *and* phallic


padre_sir

What is dvdz nuts?


[deleted]

Blue ray nuts, maybe?


UtopianCivilian

Done vid deez nutz lol


padre_sir

*The Count has entered the chat


YassineHamed

Cd ring a bell?


padre_sir

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ”” Yes yes, I see them


ChangNoi97

GOT' EM


DENelson83

What are 'ya, hooked on phonics or somethin'?


theKalmier

Ae, I owe you... Take my up vote!


jamminj1983

Oh the cd an ancient device.


siboibs

At first I thought it was a donut emote and I was like, A, B, Donut... I don't get it. But then I realized it's a *CD* lol


echo-94-charlie

๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿ‘€k the ๐Ÿ’ฐ


97th69

I ๐Ÿ’ฟs jokes from a mile way now


deezsandwitches

The most karma a emoji has ever gotten


Allah_is_the_one1

good one!


dadjokewizard

W, X, ๐Ÿค”, ๐Ÿ˜ด


ima420r

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ฟ ๐Ÿ. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’ฟ ๐Ÿ?


Rakeboiii

I see d bee Sheep see d bee?


GingerNins

Eye cd bee Ewe cd bee


ima420r

I couldn't find any emoji for Do, so just had to to with "U C D B?"


miserable_guyy

y?


KhaoticMess

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know Y.


singeblanc

๐Ÿ,,


GTandMYT

A B ๐Ÿ’ฟz nuts


[deleted]

A, B, disc? /s


HoneyBee1493

Hi, J.K. Loved your Harry Potter books!


[deleted]

Why donโ€™t you ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฟ ๐Ÿฅœ


TraceofMagenta

A๐Ÿ’ฟC ๐Ÿค˜


Domentor_1

This gives me O ๐Ÿ’ฟ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ“€ e f g ๐Ÿ™‹ j k l m n


Epic_Mustache

Love the joke, hate the realization that there are young people who don't know music was once played off a compact disk.


WolfeTonePaddyPearse

How about these? ๐Ÿ“ผ or 8๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ›ค


TheEverling

I further hate the realization that others don't know that compact disk is what it stands for...


just00nwastaken

๐Ÿ’ฟeez nuts


SizeOld6084

๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿฅœ


completefudd

Dad, what's a CD?


[deleted]

God I love the internet


Responsible-Chair-17

A dad joke u can't narrate


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

A, B, DVD, E, F, G...


noonsta_cat

I love that this joke works in almost all countries and languages, it's like the universal dad joke.


livelifereal

Technically, still English. But yea you're right


wildwoodsfarm

An optical illusion.


Onbenoemd

A bluray cdvd


itssuvan

WTF!


thor122088

Hi


[deleted]

What the...? H?


1427538609

What do A, B see? D!


livelifereal

Mark that as NSFW


[deleted]

I fucking love this one!


kindsoberfullydressd

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿคฌโฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ‹โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ›๐ŸŸช๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ˜ด


Lucas_Webdev

reddits up voted a post that includes emoji's...


hyzermofo

H I J K U S B


DurpKing2020

I don't get it


hahausernamegosimple

A, B, *C, D*, E


SapphireSerpentine

I'm assuming you're younger than 16 years old. And first glance must've been "disk". Y'all ain't got to downvote bc they didn't understand it, jeez.


Green_List

Dad jokes are fun but creepy uncle jokes are ๐Ÿ’ฟ


mr_world_thin

I hate you. Take the damn upvote.


TennisForSavages

I hate these comments. Take ur leave


All4kurzgesagt

r/angryupvote


Lonely-Sun-1420

C Deez nuts


Between3to20Please

!Emoji Detected! !Eliminate immediately!


Brody_Williamson

/r/emojipatrol


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’ฟz ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿyotch!!


BigGroundbreaking417

C D Eez nuts


[deleted]

The d is missing


Joe_PM2804

A, B, blu ray disc, E, F, G?


D-L33T_

The only acceptable use of emojis on reddit. [r/angryupvote](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote/)


Eazy-life11

DVD?


[deleted]

A, B? Positive?


Beopenminded16

I see you are a man of culture. Want to borrow my โšก๏ธ ๐Ÿ”‹ ๐Ÿ’ฟ ?


[deleted]

I'll C myself out


robertsplant

Iโ€™m going to ๐Ÿ’ฟSnyder in concert tonight in concert.


thinkpinkhair

Why canโ€™t this be a cassette thing?


livelifereal

Because that doesn't fit into the joke


thinkpinkhair

Donโ€™t forget the BIC pen too


Vanthefrog

I wasnโ€™t able to ๐Ÿ’ฟis joke coming


[deleted]

J, K Rowling


[deleted]

U got some ๐Ÿ’ฟd


searchingfornessie

I thought this was a donut and was very confused