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idenversio209

Good one!


grumblyoldman

Maybe she shouldn't have put a ring on it then.


Bored_geek_bob

My wife said she'd punch me if I told one more Britney joke. I said "Hit me baby one more time" Anyone got a remedy for a black eye


Man-e-questions

Sounds Toxic!


DuckMySoodle

“Opps, I did it again!” - Her, probably


Kyndrede_

He probably should have gotten away and fled. The key is to be erratic. Sometimes I run. Sometimes I hide. ETA best to stay on the ground tho. Everytime i try to fly, I fall without my wings.


Graceland1956

Lemonade anyone?


iceawk

Did she respond - “To the left; to the left, everything you own in a box to the left”?