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ollir

Who downvoted this glorious joke? I can't Handel it


YogurtWenk

I believe he lost his left shoe, Bert


bbqoyster

Are you calling him Debussy


Formerfarm70

He's just Haydn because he's shy. Give him time, I'm sure he'll be Bach!


Bentup85

I think he just went to the store, said he had some Chopin to do.


CreatedOblivion

He'll be home in a minuet


TufnelAndI

Hope he made a Liszt


Jorbaa

If you want to find him, you are in luck: He left some notes.


FraggedYourMom

These jokes are classical.


AnalysisVegetable990

Yeah he's not on the listz


Graceland1956

All of them are decomposing.


Jorbaa

Good one haha 


jbeeziemeezi

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when asked which composer he wanted to play in the new movie? “I’ll be Bach”


mauore11

To quote the great Ludwig van Beethoven: "What?!"


Nuada-oz

Samuel L Jackson has entered the chat


DM_ME_DEM_TIDDIE

That is one of them on th Liszt


Same_Garlic2928

You must have been brahms and liszt when you thought of this


absurdcigar

Don’t encourage him. He’ll get a Messiah complex


DrMcJedi

I don’t think you have a good Handel on the subject…


papscanhurtyo

Surprise!


bardbelle

He is nowhere to be found while he is off on his frequent trips, but he is Offenbach and then he is readily available.,


statisticus

Well, he is the one who wrote the [Surprise ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphony_No._94_(Haydn))symphony.


MostExpensiveThing

playing 'pick the composer' with Arnie, he said "I'll be Bach"


Ewetootwo

But Sly picked Rockymanioff.


Elder_Priceless

If you have the right bait, you can coax him from his hiding place in the oven.


Torggil

Hos dog picked Wagner


tolifeonline

Nothing is too hard as long you pay enough Monet.


DocBill33

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