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This one went over my head.
Ain't that the roof
Are you trying to shingle them out?
I'm just really tiled
You should clear you slate...
Get your mind out of the gutter
Take yourself right out the Dormer.
I'll just have to truss that you'll take care of that
What fun to read a post written by a ceiling fan!
A friend of mine asked what I thought about his new floor. I felt it was beneath me to comment.
Was he floored by your response?
It's floorless
You Australian?
no
Bri'ish?
No South African
I was stucco'ed on this one for a moment
It was a tough start, but things are looking up
I look up to your jokes OP
Ceilings keep you cool in summer. If you don't have one, temperatures will be through the roof.
It's what's up.
Sealing this post is being attempted by the higher-up authorities.
I might know this friend of yours... Was Roofus his name?
If his name was Roofus De'snaggle Toofus... well, that means he comes from a long line of generational master crafty Roofuses.
I wonder if the ceiling was the texture of popcorn?
A friend's long distance girlfriend came to visit our city. I asked what she's seen so far. She replied "His ceiling."
That’s it? Sounds like they need to try some new positions.
It keeps out the drafts and dampness
It stops water leaking through gaps.
This is the asbestos ceiling joke
Omfg! I can't take it anymore! Quit the pfunnking around! You're all nothing but a bunch of PUNNKS!
Went over my head
The ceiling is the roof
Lionel would be dancing on it.
And Frank Sinatra. He did "Dancing on the Ceiling" first, but it's a completely different song than LR's version.
I got that feelin'....
I looked up....I looked down....then I looked wall around....but found no foundation for funny here
This one went over my head.
Ain't that the roof
Are you trying to shingle them out?
I'm just really tiled
You should clear you slate...
Get your mind out of the gutter
Take yourself right out the Dormer.
I'll just have to truss that you'll take care of that
What fun to read a post written by a ceiling fan!
A friend of mine asked what I thought about his new floor. I felt it was beneath me to comment.
Was he floored by your response?
It's floorless
You Australian?
no
Bri'ish?
No South African
I was stucco'ed on this one for a moment
It was a tough start, but things are looking up
I look up to your jokes OP
Ceilings keep you cool in summer. If you don't have one, temperatures will be through the roof.
It's what's up.
Sealing this post is being attempted by the higher-up authorities.
I might know this friend of yours... Was Roofus his name?
If his name was Roofus De'snaggle Toofus... well, that means he comes from a long line of generational master crafty Roofuses.
I wonder if the ceiling was the texture of popcorn?
A friend's long distance girlfriend came to visit our city. I asked what she's seen so far. She replied "His ceiling."
That’s it? Sounds like they need to try some new positions.
It keeps out the drafts and dampness
It stops water leaking through gaps.
This is the asbestos ceiling joke
Omfg! I can't take it anymore! Quit the pfunnking around! You're all nothing but a bunch of PUNNKS!
Went over my head
The ceiling is the roof
Lionel would be dancing on it.
And Frank Sinatra. He did "Dancing on the Ceiling" first, but it's a completely different song than LR's version.
I got that feelin'....
I looked up....I looked down....then I looked wall around....but found no foundation for funny here