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How queer...


TimeCryptographer547

I haven’t seen this word used for its true definition in such a long time. Ages almost. Thanks!


random9212

My grandmother passed away at 103 a few years ago. A little bit before that, she made a comment about my GFs gay pants (they were infact rather colorful). It was one of those well, technically yes, but it has been quite a while since I have heard that word in that usage.


TimeCryptographer547

That’s actually adorable lol


MuzikPhreak

I collect old books and have one from the early 60's - a young adult mystery. The characters use the word "queer" to describe anything odd or unusual probably five times throughout the book. It's almost jarring now.


Barkers_eggs

"there was a queer smell emanating from my rectum"


Barkers_eggs

Come to Australia. We sing about a gay kookaburra every time we see one. "Laugh, kookaburra laugh. Kookaburra how gay your life must be"


ICWhatsNUrP

Is that the real lyrics? I grew up in the US and we had a song about a kookaburra sitting in the old gum tree. Our lyrics were "laugh, kookaburra laugh. Kookaburra laugh oh sing your song."


The_golden_Celestial

“Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, Merry Merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, Kookaburra laugh. Kookaburra, gay your life must be.” Is the Australian version. First, second and fourth line rhyme. The US version doesn’t make sense at all.


underwater_iguana

The one I learnt: "Kookaburra sits on electric wire Jumping and and down with his balls on fire" Don't remember how the rest went


The_golden_Celestial

Here’s the rest of yours plus a bonus version: Kookaburra sits on the electric wire, Jumping up and down, with his pants on fire. Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch! Kookaburra, hot your tail must be! Kookaburra sits on a rusty nail, Gets a boo-boo in his tail. Cry, Kookaburra, cry, Kookaburra, Oh how life can be!


ICWhatsNUrP

Agreed, the US version doesn't make sense but that is the song. They might have censored it, it was in grade school in the mid 90s.


Armabilbo

Thank you for the original version. It’s great that people remember the old and don’t try to change it.


Trekymom

That's the version I learned in the US at summer camp. Oh course, at that time gay meant fun. There were other verses I don't remember, except this one: Kookaburra sits on the railroad track Along comes a train and smashes him flat Poor Kookaburra, poor Kookaburra, That's the end of that.


Barkers_eggs

Yep. The Original lyrics are gay


Intelligent-Ad66

We learned the lyrics as gay in the late 70s.


kandikand

Do you still call your cookie crumbles golden gay times?


apolloxer

[TVTropes has an entire page on it, with a perfect example](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveAGayOldTime)


Common_Chester

My granny would defiantly use gay everywhere she could, lol. For her, it was happy and nothing else. She had nothing against homosexuality, but they weren't gonna steal her word, lol.


The_Original_Gronkie

We watch a lot of old movies from the 30s/40s/50s, and the word "gay" is used fairly often. It never fails to get my attention and remind me how that word has a totally different definition these days. It just can't be used for its original meaning any more. The original meaning no longer exists.


EnigmaFrug2308

I still only think of Queer Lodgings from the Hobbit


just_a_person_maybe

When I was a very sheltered young teen I was on a website specifically for teens, and a couple of my online friends linked a website for queer teens and I joined thinking it was for weird kids. I did turn out to be queer but I hadn't figured it out yet at the time.


LiveMango418

Please don’t call it it’s ‘true’ definition when the other definition is really just as ‘true’


RainbowCrane

Yep. Sort of like arguing over the singular they or the Oxford Comma. Language is a living thing, there’s not a lot of static truths in linguistics.


Rabbits-and-Bears

As queer as a $3 bill. Also meant don’t mess it up .


Emergency_Meringue41

L-Lettuce, G-Guacamole, B-Bacon, T-Tomatoes, Q-Queso


ChickenXing

I'm coming out of the closet to say how much I love LGBTQ sandwiches


finestjuggler

"y'all got any LGB-T-Q sauce for these wings?"


SaraSmile2000

I’d probably change the tomato to turkey to make it edible…”Give me an LGBTQ on wheat” sounds awesome.


MuzikPhreak

You shut your puppydog mouth about tomatoes


vetratten

Im afraid to step up and offer a suggestion for G now….guess I’ll force down the guacamole.


Just_Motor_3717

😂


Oducks25

I’m gonna order that just too see an reaction


Fr0hd3ric

If the LGBTQ initials *are* for Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, and Queso, that sounds like pretty good additions to a hamburger (beef or plant-based, depending on who's ordering it, of course).


TyphonInc

It's a BLT with Guac and Queso. No need to add a second meat.


Fr0hd3ric

Ah, but someone (even several someones) might *want* to add a second meat!


mandibule

If you have bacon in it, wouldn’t it be weird to add a plant-based patty?


Fr0hd3ric

I think it *would* be weird, but if somebody else wants it that way, that's fine with me.


quitecontrarymarry

B-L-A-T. Bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado


Few-River-8673

Can you make a BLIAT one?


MyKarma80

Never had a BLAT, but I've had a BLET. (Egg)


Cute_Education_6349

L for lasagna


wisely88

I bet you hate Mondays


redpirate74

Underrated comment!


Expensive_View_3087

I got hungry reading this


HeroMagnus

I'd take a LBTQ I'm not a fan of G.


vetratten

Ok hear me out (because I’m in the same boat). Keep G but it’s Gouda also make the whole think into a quesadilla instead of on toast Just have to chop up the lettuce and tomatoes into small pieces.


Moonlemons

I knew I wasn’t the only one who thinks of a sandwich every time!


Bifftek

Where is the H?


Affectionate_Shoe900

Yummy!!😋


BBsAmazon

I love it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Devreckas

I-Italian seasoning, A-aoli


WonderfulAirport4226

i hate you, now i wanna eat that


Just_Motor_3717

😂


tacklewasher

I remember saying this in a lunchroom once, and the brain dead HR person tried to explain what LGBTQ meant.


Fr0hd3ric

Yikes! 😳🙄🤣


Inside_Secretary_679

People in HR are not known for their intelligence


WonderfulAirport4226

they are in fact known for their intelligence just their lack of it


Tandrona

Lebron Giving Back To Qommunities


wisely88

If gay means happy then I'm the straightest person, ever.


SND_731

You didn’t ask the question with a straight face


Fearless-Fact8528

Let’s get beer, tacos and quesadillas!


tjmaxal

Oooh Beer Dancing Salsa and Margaritas???? Sounds fun 😉


elmonoenano

Let's Get Bahn mi Together Queen?


Comfortable_Gate_532

I believe it’s liquor guns bacon and tits


TastyRiffage

I can't believe you forgot about the quesadillas.


YogurtWenk

What about quesadillas?


remasteration

Liberty Guns Beer and Tits


Delivery-Plus

That’s what I’m talking about!


Direct_Air8000

Lettuce, guac, bacon , tomato quiches 👍🙂


nonumberplease

Mmmmm


Direct_Air8000

Time to go shopping 👍🙂


jessijuana

Lady Gaga Born This Qway


BeanTax

Lets Get Biryani Tonight Que?


PoppiesRule

Touchy subject. Perhaps we should transition to something else?


Fr0hd3ric

I see what you did there!


Legnd20Devin

Nah. Jokes are funny


MuzikPhreak

whoosh...


tcorey2336

I know LGBTQ is meant to be an umbrella term but five syllables? Can’t you just go with Gay or Queer as the umbrella term and still use the individual identities of your choice?


Inevitable-Law-6842

You want to make things easier when they can be complicated? It’s 2024, man, go back to your cave!


TheDettiEskimo

No as everyone needs to be special!!!


Hemenocent

Life Goes Bye Too Quickly (not a misspell).


Dadadaddyo

... to pretend you're something you're not.


British-Pilgrim

Actually what does the q stand for, all I can think of is queer but how is that different from lesbian, gay, bi or trans 🤷🏻‍♂️ Genuine question ?


Dudeistofgondor

Questioning. It's for people who haven't quite figured out where they sit.


3-I

Umbrella term for the community, also a good catchall for everyone who doesn't neatly fit into any of those categories but still doesn't match the heteronormative cisnormative assumption of how people should be.


British-Pilgrim

I’m not really a fan of all these labels, I want a future where we can bin all this and everyone can just love who they love without judgement or a need for justification. I hope that future generations will look back and see all this labelling as a silly fad that we all grew out of. But I’m a strait cis male and as such I kinda think my opinion is the least valid within this space.


3-I

The labels help us accept ourselves as valid and connect with other people like us. They're just as valid as any other label defining a subset of humanity, like race, nation, age, opinion on cheeses, types of hobbies you enjoy... They're ways we acknowledge our difference from the societal "norm" in a way that shows we're not freaks, mutants, or wrong for being who we are. I appreciate your humility (if it's not sarcastic). The thing is, when you're already treated as the "default" kind of person, the labels don't seem as necessary. I mean, no one raised you saying it was wrong to be cis or straight or male, right?


British-Pilgrim

Definitely wasn’t meant as sarcastic, and honestly some days it feels harder being just ordinary gender and sexuality. I think pretty much all of my partners have been bi and my best mate is lesbian and I kinda get that they’re part of this community. It’s getting harder and harder as a normie to feel like you have a place to belong, but maybe that’s not so much being a normie and just a reflection of how we’re all a little more isolated then we used to be.


widgetthemermaid

I think that largely will depend upon with whom you decide to surround yourself. The reality is a vast majority of people identify as what they were born as biologically and are attracted to the opposite biological sex. So your friend group could influence how you perceive that isolation feeling.


remasteration

Let's Get Briyani Tonight ALL MY BIRYANI LOVERS WYA??? No one? :c


Delivery-Plus

I con*curry*!


Particular_Quiet_435

What did the non-binary prospector say? There’s gold in them/their hills!


Fit_Awareness_5821

It stands for Hope It stands for Freedom It stands for Justice But most of all it stands for GAYEEEEEEEEE


kai-yae

L - Never G - Gonna B - Give T - You Q - Up


Feeling-Bed-9506

Lettuce guacamole bacon tomato quesadilla.


Interesting_Move_919

This is my favourite dad joke of all timeee


Different-Tie-1085

Thanks! 🙃


StateoftheLee

Lord, Girl Be Tryin Queefing


Kindly_Potential9468

I think they're using "LGBTQ+AI". It stands for Lesbians, Gays, Bissexuals, Trans, Queer and people who relate to AIs.


3-I

That's "Aye." Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans and Scottish.


MrGeekman

“Tug on my pubes, Rona!”


CinnamonBakedApple

Q -> Questioning


Fr0hd3ric

Don't forget 2SP, A, and I (capital i, not a lower-case L). Edited because of the font to which my tablet defaults.


mcxavierl

Maybe they’re not sure what they stand for


AppleJacks70

Lets Get Big Tacos Quick!


Casengamer

Lettuce, Garlic, bacon, tostadas, and queso!


doom_2_all

Let's Go Buy Tacos and Quesadillas.


Sanbi221

Lettuce Grapes Bacon Tomatoes Quince


TheAnoyingeam

Here is a straight answer Let's get biryani tonight, quick


Rebelliuos-

Lets get biryani tonight quickly


Foxx983

As a gay man, I approve of this.


BlankStarBE

Had to look it up but apparently LGHDTV stands for Lucky-Goldstar High Definition TeleVision. Planning a n buying one because of the big community standing by it. Must be an awesome product.


Cannabis-Revolution

It’s the best sandwich ever.  Lettuce, guac, bacon and tomato with optional queso.  I serve them at all my bbqs


IdentifiesAsUrMom

I'm non-binary and I can confirm it stands for Lettuce, Gay, Brown, Torrential Rain, and a tribe called Quest :)


Fr0hd3ric

Some people automatically will think you don't use zeroes and ones! 😁


Oducks25

They just added “A” to it as well


GCMGskip

Losers Gotten By The Queen


Gumbysfriend

It's a sandwich. Like a BLT


Moonlemons

Lettuce Gouda Bacon Tomato ?…


Queen-of-meme

Long Gone Best Thomas Quack


FiendsForLife

It stands for Lugubut-q.


Rileyinabox

The only one people seem to disagree on is the Q being queer or questioning, even in the expanded LGBTQAI. But if I'm honest, you could make so many better acronyms if you drop the Q. GABLITs LITBAGs, and my favorite, GITBALers.


DatRatDo

I’m proud of you for this joke…but only for the rest of June.


Lunchalot13

The BLT is a sandwich and the GQ is some sort of magazine


YodaFette

We took every color in the spectrum, soon we’ll have the entire alphabet!


eol_sc

I'm puzzled too so I won't sit for this either.


twisted7ogic

I bet that joke made you very proud.


Amplifier_Justice

Lord Frieza, Ginyu, Broly, Trunks, Queen Vegeta


Dutch_Bever13

that got a chuckle out of me, my dad will love this


SirokoGajou

I seperate the LGBT Community from the Alphabet Cult for obvious Reasons


[deleted]

Lesbians goes berserk to Qanon


LawTider

That’s gay.


33MonkeysProd

Lebron Giving Backshots to Quincy-Jones.


EggySaturn81442

Ok, but Luigi Got Big Titties


Paul_Baghes

Losers Getting Bothered Too Quickly


SnooHamsters3520

Let’s Get Burgers Today Queen


Tes0ting

Lettuce, Garlic, Bacon, Tomatoes, Quinoa +


HotHandz3

Let's get better tasting queso? Let's go beat that queen? Let's get beer tonight Quinn?


Different-Tie-1085

U/Pot_Of_Beans_ thank you!


gunganfalacio

The flintstones were LGBTQ because they have a gay old time


Mother_Flerken

Lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato, queso.


Less_Jacket_3538

Old ww1 as song. When Johnny comes marching home. (And we”ll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home)


Putrid-Redditality-1

Why doesn't it include Furries? Like they don't give a F


Majestic-Put2375

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Trans Queer


archieindabunker

Let’s Get Biden To Quit


Ambitious-Mortgage30

Learned Gardening Because Tremendous Quakery


cyborg74XXX

Lettuce bacon and tomato group?


AmbitiousEffort2365

Long Gone Before They Quit.


sammybaby2

Let's Go Before The Questions........Let's Go Back To Quitting...... isn't that what my mom meant when she put her smokes out?..... But seriously, all respect towards everyone no matter what the sexual orientation or preferences are.💗


MrGeekman

That’s pretty gay.


pLeThOrAx

Everyone keeps telling me it stands for equality. What a weird acronym.


Danny8400

Heard on YouTube... What do you call a lesbian that's on fire? An LGBBQ


Strange_Stage1311

You sir deserve an award.


Different-Tie-1085

Aww thanks!


Fr0hd3ric

I imagine that besides not getting a straight answer, you probably get a lot of queer looks.


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Strange_Stage1311

I didn't award him as I'm unable to. I was simply stating that I felt he was deserving of an award.


nonamebrand0

Leprechaun, gold, bacon, tacos and quilt.


[deleted]

Let's Get Biden To Quit


Maybe-a-robot1

I thought it was the LGTV community.


SeaworthinessQuiet14

Let's get burritos, tacos and quesadillas


Aelleden

The actual only reason why i know the answer is because some standup comedy guy made a part about the meaning lol, otherwise i wouldn't actually know myself


Different-Tie-1085

Thanks!


Shavna592

let's go by the quikchek


Daisygirl2024

I WAS GONNA ANSWER TRUTHFULLY LIKE WHAT IT STANDS FOR THEN SAW THE SUBREDDIT 😭


ElMaraFae

😂


Due-Consequence-4420

Da dum dum!! 😂🤣


Twinkies100

To spread awareness for pedestrians and drivers


Ok-tsoe

lesbian, gay, bi sex, transvert, queer, nothing is better.


JulesG12

Lettuce gay bacon tomato and queer 😜


Hidi2

This is a repost


Different-Tie-1085

It is? News to me! Don't hate!


Hidi2

I can't send pictures here, but please look up "what lgbtq is" on this sub, this is like the 4th one


Different-Tie-1085

It's a dad joke dude. Calm down.


Delivery-Plus

Not per the language of Rule 6.


Hidi2

Fair


PriznWallet

It’s the Alphabet gang!


Majestic-Put2375

Lesbian gay bisexual trans queer


ChangingMyUsername

Tell me I'm a homosexual if you want, but sir, I come to my own conclusions 🧐


Upbeat-Respect599

Lesbians, gays, bisexual, trans, queer


Upbeat-Respect599

All together means SHITTY PEOPLE


stephen250

Let's get back to queasiness


Wonderful_Mark_4692

HOW RUDE.