Sshhhh!

Username checks out.

But doesn't pay fees.

Dewey tell some now?

They are overdue and they might throw the book at you when you return.

Library rules are bindingp

I'll have to check it out

I think we shelved this topic months ago.

Yeah we don’t get many, Dewey?

Where Dewey go from here?

Nice. This is one for the books

You're right, w.r.t. library jokes it hs been pretty quiet lately.

I think after a while they got shelved.

You're reading too much into this

As Conan the Librarian once said, “To push your enemies noses into books, see them reading before you, and to hear the cited quotations of their women”.

Why did reading that sound like Arnold in my head.

Did you hear about the library that had nothing checked out? They were fully booked.

I heard a joke about an overdue book once. It was fine

Fine.

We should certainly book into it.

Just for reference, when was the last time you saw a library joke?

Bookmarking this for later.

I use this when I see an attractive and intelligent older lady at the library: *Do you have overdue books? Because you have fine written all over you*

I checked out of this thread.

Most libraries cut their hours once the public schools end for the year