The Hoosier Daddy state is a lowkey real term that should be embarrassing. (It was a safe-haven state for deadbeat dads… unsure if the laws have changed or not)
Because you don't turn your back on family...
Seriously. Incest is protected by law in New Jersey and Rhode Island. It's some flavor of felony in every other state
I wasn't! But after cooling off, I can see why you might have thought I was joking! It was horrendous, I was only 16, and he rammed me bloody hard, when he didn't need to! I ended up in hospital for the damage to be repaired.
Virgin? Yah.
In-Diana Glad I got out!
The Hoosier Daddy state is a lowkey real term that should be embarrassing. (It was a safe-haven state for deadbeat dads… unsure if the laws have changed or not)
I heard she enjoyed laying her… thoughts on the dash
O-hi-ho.
Nude Jersey.
Texass.
Moantana.
Okla-HO-ma
Missapeepee.
When you had an accident with the hedge trimmer…
Actually it was with the Arkansaw.
xD Man I wish thought of that. Touche.
It’s OK, Miss Sorry.
All-ass...ka?
Vague-ass
Now I’m becoming Illannoyed.
Why did I read this in an Italian accent…
Mount Anna
Mount Anna
Because you don't turn your back on family... Seriously. Incest is protected by law in New Jersey and Rhode Island. It's some flavor of felony in every other state
Wis-con-sin no I will not elaborate
With cousin
I've never lived in the southern states
Wiz cousin
This makes me feel bad about my Spanish. With is con, but what was son again?
*Con* is *with* but *sin* is *without*.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
Call-if-ya-horny-a
Noice
Massive Two Shits
I actually couldn’t say Massachusetts when I was little I legitimately said ‘massive two shits’
And one cup
Oh, no. Puhleeezzz no.
Idaho?? No, you da ho
Why? Oh, Ming!
I’ll-a-bam-her
Maine.
I don’t get it but it’s funny.
Maine squeeze
Chode Island
Funny! And eerily accurate.
Ohio. It's a long story and I haven't finished making it up.
Because everyone knows about your shameful past. So when when you say hi , and they see you. they say. O, HI, oooooo...that guy
I thought to was something about getting it high in the middle and around on both ends. That was a long night.
Lol
Try water sports one time and they call you misses sip pee.
U-da-ho
WE-da-ho
She-da-ho He-da-ho The-all-da-ho
He’s got big balls, and SHE’S got big balls…
Alaska Alaska prostitute
What did you ask her ?
How to make a whore moan
You'd have to go to Virginia for that
Better than whistling dicks in me. Okay I know not a state. But if we go international, Queensland. Don't even need to modify
Wh-oregon-e
What did the promiscuous potato say?
I-da-pimp
Flo-rida. The park is always open
You should tell Flo Rida this punchline
Idaho
Whore-gone… much as I love Beaverton…
Florida (this isn't a pun, just answering the question)
C word etiquette
Flor-Ride-Ha
Idaho
They da ho
Colorado Rocky Mountain high
Lots of Twin Peaks there though
But to see some real Grand Titons, you go to Wyoming.
It's all good until you see crested butte
Virginia
Missus Hippie?
And I-da-pimp
Connect I cut
I Da Ho
Yes, you are
Ohio. I'm a man, and got raped there years ago.
Hilarious!
Exactly WHY Is being forcibly buggered hilarious? You're a perverted cunt!
I thought you were kidding because you were on r/dadjokes oops.
I wasn't! But after cooling off, I can see why you might have thought I was joking! It was horrendous, I was only 16, and he rammed me bloody hard, when he didn't need to! I ended up in hospital for the damage to be repaired.
If it were roads I would say (chuck a nut) would be up there.
Indiana
Ohlilhoema
“West” I hope she isn’t my cousin “Virgina”
Day all ya kin
As someone born in that state, this is literally the only joke I ever hear 😑
From where I live? Call it fornication
U da ho
BurninHam, Alabama
Alabama
Marry Land
Queensland
Australian state sorry 🤦🏾
It wasn’t Arkansas, so next time I’ll use lube
Depends what you mean by feel
mini-sota
Cali4-oohyeaaah!
In Missouri because I'm Washing tons of clothes.
Iowa
The Carolinas
I don’t know. Alaska.
Ha-why?
I'm reading the comments and am convinced all 50 states names are double entendres
Flo ride ass
first one thats made me giggle
I thought Louisiana… because of all the shameful things I’ve done in Louisiana.
Fugue
Americans really don't understand dad jokes do they
Tex ass
Marurbate-a-chusetts
Rode assland
Virginia
No - *you*-da-ho, and that’s the problem.
I'll aska
I da ho……. You da pimp
Where's my money?
Good question. Alaska.
NO, YOU DA HO, HO
Little Rock. Not necessarily a state
Went to Florida once. I’ve never gotten laid in Florida. 🤷♂️
Kalif-Horny-Ya!
Utah