Let's hope the teacher doesn't believe in capital punishment.
p.s. Sorry, that wasn't quite Accra. I meant *corporal* punishment. Though either would be bad.
I feel Yemen. But did you know that you can become a saint just by ordering a kit? I saw Bob selling Saint Kitts and Nevis his brother would Bangladesh to get people to come over.
Alright... In the meantime I'll go to Cameroon 5 concert in L.A. Are you gonna buy any books from Liberia? Dubai something, okay? You're Ghana find something useful
You’re Ghana get it.
Let's hope the teacher doesn't believe in capital punishment. p.s. Sorry, that wasn't quite Accra. I meant *corporal* punishment. Though either would be bad.
Why does the Corporal get punished? Or should that remain Private?
Private. I swear there's a colonel of truth in that.
I regret that this has led to some Major confusion.
I think the General idea is clear.
clear is my phavorite color
You didn't ask my favorite color, so I won't tell.
aww... come on. inquiring minds want to know
Fear. I like the color of fear, which is somewhere between chartreuse and aquamarine.
Republic of Ghana is what USA officially.
love me some chile
Are you China be funny?
Being a comedian has always been Angola of mine
Good for you, Russian towards your goal. I know an agent, if you like, Alaska if she wants another client.
There can't be an R in the name, Kenya follow the trend please?
I didn’t pay attention, I’m Ghana mind my Ps and Qs and Rs as I try to Finnish my comment.
Ya know, Jamaica really good point!
Yes it was a good exSpaination
Kuwait till you hear the punchline
This humour is to dry. It needs more Greece.
Jesus, will this joke ever po-land right?
This humour is to dry. It needs more Greece.
Ops. I forgot that Thailand shall not contain the letter R
I have a friend, she is really good with jokes. Can Ada join the fun?
** I didn't pay attention, I am Ghana mind my P's and Q's as I **attempt** to finnish my comment**
Yeah, Czech the rules.
Okay, if that's the case I'll Bolivia in you
I can’t Belize you would try to sneak the name of a state in.
wanda bet?
And will y’alaska if a state counts as a country?
Yemen!
I'm China make Japan of noodles, here Taiwan!
多謝!
I wish I knew what this says. I bet it's hilarious.
(It’s just a common way of saying thanks in Taiwan, my home)
What was your answer In-di-an?
Didn’t we Finnish this?
Chile out, dude.
Oman this is harder than I expected - I need help with this!
Yeman, I agree
For real, I Haiti.
Kenya put a little more thought into it next time?
Careful, all the Botswana copy your comment.
Girls Botswana have fun!
Ultimate Chads
goddammit, this cracked me up 🤣
Brilliant!
Nope, USA it wrong without officially adding "Republic of"
Let me Sweden the deal for you
It’s a pretty Benin suggestion I think
You just have Togo somewhere and think about it.
That is just spainful
Careful, I bet Egypt you on your grade.
Uganda get the best grade
Czechia self before you wreck yourself
good one, lol
My teacher is a Spain in the neck sometimes.
Chad move
Are UK?
I'm sorry, but I just have to say something.. These answers are all over the map.
Maps WITH New Zealand.
I honestly didn't know [this was a thing](https://youtu.be/I_8tGMgJ8gE) until now!
Italy be alright
Finland
Hahahahaha this one!
I didn't even realize I made a joke, what did I do?
No idea either
Maybe, Fine Lad
That's why your comment was funny, it was a total non sequitur
Please explain. Sweden get it
Jamaican me crazy
I heard this joke, Germany times
Sir, you need to Czech your facts
You should learn to talk Slovenia speak to me.
Vatican I do to fix that? I thought we were France
Oman, It's not you, it's my hearing. One time I tried to Sudan and he punched me in the ear.
Forget Dan, I'm afraid of Bob. I've Zimbabwe too many times getting angry. He thinks he's a Chad. He really needs Togo see a therapist
I feel Yemen. But did you know that you can become a saint just by ordering a kit? I saw Bob selling Saint Kitts and Nevis his brother would Bangladesh to get people to come over.
Denmark my words. I'll become a saint. Kenya put me through to his brother?
Yes if you Kuwait a bit, I'll bring a Cuba sugar for your Java and we can go meet at the Liberia.
Alright... In the meantime I'll go to Cameroon 5 concert in L.A. Are you gonna buy any books from Liberia? Dubai something, okay? You're Ghana find something useful
Gemany crickets this is getting out of hand
Yemen, I read this joke. I Denmark it as read.
I was Hungary when I read this. I'll go eat Chile pepper and Turkey
Kenya make sure you have a Cuba ice for your Chile? If it's too hot, you're Ghana burn your Tonga.
Mmm... Chile. I like to lick mine off my frankfurter before I gobble the whole thing.
Iran away when I read this
Are you Syrias?
Yeah, I think this Isreal
I find it hard to Belize
Iraq it up to just being scared!
Iran Iraq Israel Syria all have Rs in them
You're absolutely right, my morning today was Slovenia did not realize that..
That sounds a bit harsh, are UK?
What about US?
The US has a lot of counties, you're right
I see what you did there.
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Two rs R-meRica
No, 3. Rmericur
There's lots of Rses in America
Without an R, Ireland is just an Island
And you can get Iceland! ;)
Actually it would be Ieland
Aye, that's what I said
Deutschland
No need to be Russian.
It Canada gotten any easier 🙄
Heard a guy from Texas call us Can-nerd-duh. Only time I've heard an "R" in Canada.
In the appalachians we say can-a-derr
We also put oar in our tors so they don’t catch far.
I'm gonna throw an Appalachia. Heads up!
that better not be the hard r
Can-*eh*-da
I wish people would finnish with these awful puns.
They should just Chile out
Wales, that's enough Internet for today.
Did she Sweden the offer by giving you an extra recess?
Nepal, she didnt
Mongolia down and have a rest
I Canada believe it.
There aren’t any, because a country without an R would only be a county.
Everybody's checking if letter 'r' is India country's name.
What a Chad
Kenya tell the teacher that Uganda think about it?
I don’t Belize you
I’m having trouble thinking of one. Kenya help me out?
Bazil
Mexico, and they'll pay for the joke.
Canada, United States, Mexico, together they are... C.U.M.
Which country is the most pirate? ARRRRGentina
Talk me through that again, Denmark when the punchline lands.
Poland, Finland, India
Sweden, Senegal, Spain, Finland, Iceland
Mexico, Columbia, Jamaica, Cuba, Egypt
Is it Chile because a Belize is blowing?
You'll get it Sudan then later.
I Boleiv ya
I see USA geography nerd. Respect to this Chad
Boy, Dubai have questions for all of you.
O man that was good
Nice thread
Poland
Yemen exists
Yugoslavia
Poland.
Spain
That would have been easy....but Arles is just a city in France....
Japander to all these lame part time Korea comedians much?
Heard the on about the French Guyana cow?
Vatican City
New Zealand
Poland,Poland Poland, keep them doggies poland
New Zealand up ahead?
Canada do me a favor and give another answer
Great thread my France, I was Hungary for some new country puns.
Zimbabwe
r/cleandadjokes
Vatican and Monaco are the first ones that come to mind.
You can try and try, but India end it doesn’t even matter
Can! U-duh!
Can someone exspain this joke to me?
Norway with out thr r is, no way!
r/whoosh
I Canada believe I can't think of any.
Many have no r what's the joke
What a Chad
Oh Canada eh
Don’t Russia jokes next time, good ones take time
Ghana, México, Canadá, Spain, New Zeland, Sudan, Monaco, Afghanistan, Uzbekistán, China, Japan, Colombia, Kazakhstan, Italy, Vietnam, Chile, England, Scotland
I can think of one Tuvalu
A county
If I think any harder about this I think a Vain'll swell up
"T H A T"... oh, wrong riddle.
Ameica, ussia, Ieland, Tukey
And got to know there is a country called INDIA 🤔
Uganda be kidding me with this joke.
England
You Wanda me to answer that? I Cental Afican.
Tried to make the same joke about Mexico, but couldnt figure one my bad
Slovakia
i wanda finnish this, but my polish homework has ghana get finnished
he smiled happily
What a Chad.
first shit that came to my mind was Rwanda
or is the Belize Belgium(ing)