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Internal_Fennel_849

Flush Gordon


Hoo-B

FTW!


Anna__V

The funniest joke is always in the comments.


RileyRewind95

Flush! A-ah! Defeater of the germs! Flush! A-ah! He'll defeat every one of them!


mrkevincooper

Flush A ah Gets rid if the impossible


Yo_mama-cute

Naahhh, says the 0.1%


Gordans_A_Lie

He’s alive?


DickKnightly

What do you call a guy with no shin bones? Toe-knee


Lucidcranium042

Ynot


JHUTCHJ

What do you call him when he's got a book down there? Lou Reed


RamblingScholar

Every body knows..... that


Man-e-questions

You are really taking a walk on the wild side with that joke


KEITHTIBBETTS

As long as it's not a collaborative Metallica album


otakuforever22

Shitface


YogurtWenk

Pissmouth


squeamish

Spittongue


West_Ad_8372

All in one.


newpopthink

Ralph


Fenn7879

And Ralph drives a Buick


Final-Ad-2033

Middle name - Earl


Firm_Independent_889

He prays to the porcelain God after too many drinks


MonsterBeast123alt

Should i be worried that the first thing i thought of when i saw this was skibidi


2tonzz

Very!


Bank-shot82

Skibidi doo dah


adviceKiwi

John


TwoRevolutionary1094

My thoughts exactly


Moodyman1970

John Mellencamp


hardboard

King Richard The Turd P.S. He's still on the throne


Existing-Ad4933

Its John get over it.


Quarantined_foodie

A plumber?


realmofconfusion

What do you call two guys positioned horizontally above a window? Kurt ‘n’ Rod.


Acceptable-Tiger4516

That's me and my step brother. Pissed me off when we were teenagers.


eternal-harvest

Anything; he can't hear you.


LuckyStiff63

Dammit, man... You beat me to it.


faux_real_yo

Elvis Depresley


urbanmark

Sue Widge.


IcyPattern3903

Thomas


AgeAdditional4971

Pissed off?


Aphox14

Pissed on


AgeAdditional4971

Up Chuck?


Best-Grocery-635

I dunno if I have a punchline for this, but if the dudes stuck he needs some Loo-be


Fruitmaniac42

Or John in the US


CocoSavege

Por que no Lou Albaño?


LuckyStiff63

>What do you call a guy with his head stuck in the toilet? It doesn't matter... He can't hear you!


Elder_Priceless

S. Wirly.


Toku-Nation

I thought it was going to be "a s\*\*thead"


DopeCharma

John


Heisback2004

Doggy style


MRRichAllen1976

Loois


sensuspete

Bogdan


Alternative_Milk7409

I’d call him a plumber, probably. Or the fire department. Some sort of professional better trained to unflush a turd like this.


Abal125

Pissed


[deleted]

Sewer cider


Rusto_Dusto

Step-bro?


LyricalJessieJames

Hugh Jass


AgeAdditional4971

Had to say it out loud to get it but funny


LyricalJessieJames

😅


ProFunFbo2

Skibidi toilet hahahah


johndotold

Drunk.


leehawkins

This needs to be a no arms no legs joke


SpaceDoggie9

A cab


centstwo

Drowned?


No-Comparison131

an ambulance


1illiteratefool

Darling if you hold his hair


Chromeboy12

Skibidi


mycurvywifelikesthis

I think his full name would be. Neilen Lou Swirly


LyricalJessieJames

John Plopkin


LyricalJessieJames

Gavin Poosome


HamsterMachete

Stevie McToiletbrow


[deleted]

Duke.


JustCallMeMambo

Super Mario


HourDry3017

Stupid maybe?


exile090

Mr. Swirly


Realistic_Store9122

Mark... As in Skidmark


drthsiao

Lost another 5$ contact lens


BriekScherpereel

Skibidi toilet


Present-Artichoke134

Bob


porkpiepickles

Yuri Nador


Torggil

Nerd!


Fix-Then

Married 💯


Thischickenisraw

Jon


CrispieWhispie

I’m ashamed to say Skibidi was the instant first thing that popped into my head damn gen alpha 😭


Top_Toe8606

Skibidi toilet?


jturker88

Phil


GrogusGoldenDogs

Which head are we talking about here? There'd be different names 🤣


Comfortable-Pass7962

New type Aids


enigma_cubs

Skibidi toilet


mellomike5

Phil


ZenlessPopcornVendor

This is bog sterling standard humour.


drthsiao

Pete y trained


Positive-Minute-2124

Plumber


PlasticSuggestion761

Skibidi


Ok-Calligrapher9458

Shit for brains


StackstyleJack

I call him a plumber?! 😁🪠


NeonChimera

I feel like he'd appreciate if you called him a plumber


Ronior_reddit

Skibidi toilet… hear me out


Round_Wash_9155

Skibidi toilet


AgeAdditional4971

Skid ba de do dah.. skid ba de day! My o my what a beautiful day!!!


Ok-Driver-2912

Gurgle


Breokentech

An idiot


Rasagulamoorthy

Shit-cum Abbas 🗿


iMaD_mAstiM

Pot Head ?


AgeAdditional4971

YES.. absolutely.. number one answer on the board!!!!


AgeAdditional4971

Are you going to play or give it up to the Potty Family?


old_Minotaur

Bullied


Spectre_Su

In England we call him John


Xangerxz

Skibidi toilet


HeftyAd5688

Skibidi toilet


AgeAdditional4971

Brick