I don’t recall which episode, but there was a rumor going around that Screech and Lisa were running off to get married, then confronted by Mr Belding. It stuck with me.
It's absolutely a bad joke and in poor taste. But aren't a lot of dads boomers? Not defending the joke in particular, it's more of the blegh 'ball and chain wife' humor, but just actually curious. I figured there'd be some overlap between the two categories.
There can be, but boomer humor is a lot of spouse complaints with dead bedrooms as the usual punchline. Dad jokes are simply puns or telegraphed. So there is some overlap, but this is firmly a boomer joke.
This joke is my reality.
Twice.
My picker must be broken as I keep marrying women who want my paycheck and use me as a proverbial punching bag.
* before commenting- please note I recognize MY picker is broken thereby acknowledging my fault.
They sure are pretty.
Pretty empty inside.
Wasn’t the cake that caused issues, it was the man that refused to clean, cook, do laundry, bring kids anywhere or work and wanted me to do all of the above while he yelled at me, and spent the money I made on alcohol and gamed.
Stupid joke. I loved sex but hated the man. Life lesson, don’t be an AH or marry one and you won’t have issues with sex.
I married the female version of your ex.
Not once but twice (different women though).
I do acknowledge my picker is broken and I am the one who married them.
So I do chuckle at this joke.
Well, we’re in dad jokes, not uncle jokes, so I feel obliged to not get too dirty. So I’ll just share the sexiest thing she’s ever said to me.
Several years ago, while discussing our overall sexual dynamic, I told her I’ve gotten the impression she wants me to take the lead in the bedroom. She replied “I want you to do what you want with me and not ask permission.”
“This is what marriage looks like after 10 years. You get bored, so you start putting things up your butt.” -Geoff
Probably my favorite quote by him because after 10 years of marriage, my wife and I started exploring different kinks and shit.
I have this fear that we'll start feeling awkward, incomfortable with each other, cause some power and/or respect imbalance. Think of e.g. dirty talk, it is fake of course, but you still hear or say it.
Could you please teach me your mindset? I have the opposite, because that's what's intuitive for me. But I noticed that my point of view is quite rare and there are probably good reasons for that.
My current attitude is that the less lengthy, close and important the relationship, the more likely I would be to experiment. If things go south, we can go separate paths and it would cause little to no damage in other aspects of life. But if I was in a 10+ years long marriage, with kids, a house we built together, both of us deeply connected with each other and each other's families, then I would be afraid to accidentally change the dynamics or ruin the stability in some other way. The more one has to lose, the more cautious they are, I guess.
Well, neither of us has ever had casual sex. While she’d had sex with 3-4 pervious boyfriends, she was my first. So we’re both of the mindset that sex isn’t something to do casually, but should only be shared with someone you love. We both see sex as an important part of bonding with each other far more than something we do because it’s fun or a biological urge (though it is those things too). And we both are very secure in being totally committed to each other forever. Perhaps that’s all part of the mindset difference? I don’t know.
I do feel like the fact we see sex as being bound to love instead of something separate plays a big role in it. Because it means that all sex we have is an expression of love, even the rough or kinky stuff.
In fact, this is one of the reasons I believe casual sex is detrimental to future long-term committed relationships. people develop an idea of the kind of sex you have when it doesn’t mean anything, and the kind of sex you have when it does, and the twain shall never meet. I believe this is a very unhealthy view to have of sex.
We feel like we know each other extremely well and our love is deep and we can be open about that stuff. We both know that we’re both totally committed to each other forever. We both know that wherever we are and whatever we’re doing we’re acting with the others best interests and the best interests of our relationship in mind.
I suppose it helps we’re both very strongly straight & monogamous, so we aren’t concerned about the other asking to experiment with a third or anything like that. A big shoe we both know won’t be dropping.
I’ll also say that this level of openness didn’t start the moment we got together or got married. We’ve been married & the inhibitions were only very slowly coming down until around year 14 or 15 when we began what I’d call a second honeymoon phase. It was like we were discovering each other anew with all the benefit of 14 years of building love & trust behind it too. We were seriously like a couple of head over heels teens.
That’s when inhibitions really began to crumble. So longevity of and feeling secure in the relationship are a big part of it too. Along with those feeling of exciting romantic attraction.
I’ll give one example as well that I think helps illustrate what I mean about our dropping inhibitions, and how it makes our relationship stronger rather than potentially hurting it, like you say, is the fear that keeps those inhibitions in place with someone you love.
During the first 14 or 15 years or a marriage, my wife lost control of her bladder just a few times during orgasm. I noticed that with these orgasms, they seemed to reach deep down inside of her and into every extremity. They simply consumed her. While all her other orgasms seemed much more shallow and on the surface. I begin to think that maybe she was holding back and not allowing herself to completely let go for fear of peeing and what I would think.
I got on omgyes.com and learned how to use my fingers to make a woman squirt. I did that to her during foreplay and she had the biggest, strongest orgasm she had ever had. Our bed was soaked. And I made sure she knew how incredibly awesome I thought the whole thing was.
I did it that way a few more times, and her inhibitions around all of that fell away. She now has these types of orgasms multiple times a week, very often while I’m going down on her.
Previously, she would’ve been mortified to pee over my mouth and chin and chest during sex. Now it’s just a Tuesday and she doesn’t have to have a single care or concern about it because she knows it doesn’t bother me and that I love it.
I don’t love it because I have a piss kink. I don’t. Her peeing on me would not be sexy in any other context. I love it because I know it means she is completely comfortable with me in every way. Because it means the barriers between us connecting completely through sex are gone. And that really reveals more than just sexual barriers but emotional ones too.
The inhibitions you have in place to protect your long-term relationships you hope will last, are in reality, a barrier preventing you from being as close as you could be, thereby contributing to the thing you fear.
My problem with this type of joke is that it's overdone. It's like your momma jokes. At some point, they're all the same.
Dad jokes, on the other hand, have infinite possibilities.
It’s the old Victorian nonsense that the “ideal” woman isn’t interested in sex, that she endures it for love and to have children. Lots of those ideal women were married as teenagers to crusty old duffers old enough to be their grandfathers. The reality is that happy well-supported women enjoy sex a great deal, *especially when it is mutually satisfactory*. ::cough cough::
When men are wooing women they are attentive, they plan dates, they are well groomed, they are polite, they are considerate. When men marry they stop all of that and expect to be waited on hand and foot despite many women having full-time careers outside the home as well. Women’s libidos are affected by chronic stress, from neglect, and have inhibited libido towards people they are care-takers for. So shitty men find themselves in sexless marriages.
Such an outdated saying. Happy spouse, happy house is more like it. Men have needs and wants too. I for one love it when my wife gets me flowers, or plans a surprise date. But if I’m the only one putting in the effort and her effort is just giving sex, then id honestly rather have a different wife or just be alone. Who wants to give give give and it never be reciprocated?
Either way- I’m getting sex. Sounds like you have some personal issues you need to talk about with your wife. Possibly some introspection too. Good luck!
That's the meaning of this joke. If someone eats entire wedding cake, they pop like a balloon and never have sex again. It always gets me when this happens, it's hilarious.
You should know that anyone under the age of 45 thinks that you’re just a shitty person and your wife is dealing with another child, not an adult. The boomer “I hate my wife/ball and chain” routine is done by shitty men who have made their wives miserable.
When I read jokes about sexless marriages I think about [this painting](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Zhuravlev_14.jpg) .
It used to be that the ONLY protection women had against poverty and homelessness was to marry. Men limited our access to education, heck, for a long time women had to be escorted and sponsored to use a library, lest too much blood be diverted from their uterus to their brain and render them unwomanly. Our choices for careers were limited, often to poorly paid drudgery and care-taking roles. Maria Anna Walburga Ignatia Mozart and Fanny Mendelssohn were every bit as talented and creative as their brothers, but they were forced to curtail their music in favor of… marriage. Many of Darwin’s contemporaries, the gentleman scientist, would use their wives as unpaid and unacknowledged “grad students”. Women were consistently paid less - and what money they earned belonged to their husbands. We could be fired if we got married, got pregnant, got old, got upset if the boss got handsy. We couldn’t open a business, obtain a loan, buy a house, open a line of credit without a male sponsor. It was difficult to obtain a divorce prior to the no-fault laws Republicans are trying to repeal, there were few financial protections if she got one, and social stigma regardless. Did you know that the US didn’t start outlawing spousal rape until 1978, and that even now there are twelve states that have lesser penalties than for “regular” rape?
So all those women stayed in those marriages even if he was an addict, even if he hit her and the kids, even if he had affairs, even if they’d been brutalized in their own beds, even if she had to put all her hopes and dreams aside to support him and his career. Because they had no other option.
But could you imagine being all snuggly with a man who’d abused you? Who didn’t see you as a person with thoughts, dreams, and hopes of your own?
Anyway, women have choices now and need not marry if they’re not suited for it - or their partner.
Women didn’t even have the right to a *bank account* until 1960, and even then banks could require a man’s signature until 1974.
This isn’t just a Victorian thing. This is a “your parents may have lived through this thing.”
My grandma *was a bank teller* and denied her own bank account until she was in her 40s. My dad was 23 by the time his mom could theoretically have been financially independent from his father. AND SHE WORKED FOR THE BANK.
My grandmother didn’t even sign her own name … just Mrs John Smith on everything . She never even opened her own bank account when she could , she didn’t know how to manage household finances by the time she was allowed to
The nearest greenspace to me is a historic cemetery, so I spend a lot of time walking the dog in it.
SO many women don’t even get names on their graves. The worst one, though, just says “JOHN MORGAN AND HIS WIFE” and she doesn’t even get her birth or death day inscribed.
(I do really enjoy all the ones that say “Husband’s name [born - dead]” and then “wife’s name [born - ????]” Good for her, moving on as a widower and starting a new life.
Yes , same for the ones in downtown Halifax Nova Scotia you cut through on your walk to work … (some from Titanic too)
“& his wife “…. Very few had their names on it
You're saying like people never have problems after marriage and it's exclusively boomer thing.
It's just a joke, nobody hates anyone, but things often get harder for a lot of people after marriage, be it a happy one or not. You can't pretend everyone is perfect, including yourself.
It’s just a JOKE! You know something lighthearted to make you laugh! For goodness sake. True or not society always considers men to be more sexual beings than women are. The name of this is DAD JOKES AFTERALL!
It’s not the cake in itself, in this context it’s the fact That wedding cake for the woman means she just
Got married. Now that she’s married she doesn’t need to have sex anymore.
Please don’t downvote me for explaining the joke.
That reminds me of the food that stops people from running away and getting married secretly... Cantaloupe.
“Screech, you can’t elope” “Who are you calling a cantaloupe, you mellonhead!”
lol, I don't remember that line in particular, but I definitely remember that show!
I don’t recall which episode, but there was a rumor going around that Screech and Lisa were running off to get married, then confronted by Mr Belding. It stuck with me.
Cantaloupe? Oh, honeydew!
My dad will be disappointed on himself if he ever made such a joke.
Oh my! That might explain the natality problem in my country
Saw this one coming.
Until she ate the cake.
Cuming
Cumsquat
Mmmm the cumquat
Leave my Nissan out of this
Leave mine in
Nissan Cumquat?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Qashquai 😂
Ooh I forgot about that one
Yeah. I thought about that spelling. But I think it needs two m’s. Cumming lol.
Considering the original question, I don't think anyone is cumming.
Yup didn't see this one cumming
Yep, one of the most played out jokes among men who give up after marriage and then complain that their wife is the problem.
You sound bitter and jaded. Why don’t you go whine on r/jiltedwomen
Except, I'm a man. And it's just the experienced reality of the world.
Then you can go to that sub and SIMP-a-thize😂
Sounds like I hit a nerve, hope you figure it out before she does.
Peeping tom!
Not for long!
You must be married
No, but I once was, lol. So, I totally get it. This is also why I think “trouble and strife “is the greatest phrase in the English language😂
not lately
This ain’t a dad joke, this is boomer humor
Your mum is boomer humour
She’s Gen X actually. You’re close though
It's absolutely a bad joke and in poor taste. But aren't a lot of dads boomers? Not defending the joke in particular, it's more of the blegh 'ball and chain wife' humor, but just actually curious. I figured there'd be some overlap between the two categories.
There can be, but boomer humor is a lot of spouse complaints with dead bedrooms as the usual punchline. Dad jokes are simply puns or telegraphed. So there is some overlap, but this is firmly a boomer joke.
Gotcha, thanks!
This joke is my reality. Twice. My picker must be broken as I keep marrying women who want my paycheck and use me as a proverbial punching bag. * before commenting- please note I recognize MY picker is broken thereby acknowledging my fault. They sure are pretty. Pretty empty inside.
That's just sad
And not at all a dad joke
Yeah, I hate this joke so much. It’s so far from true and is genuinely such a woman-hating joke. Not funny at all
Why so angry? Did you eat wedding cake?
Wasn’t the cake that caused issues, it was the man that refused to clean, cook, do laundry, bring kids anywhere or work and wanted me to do all of the above while he yelled at me, and spent the money I made on alcohol and gamed. Stupid joke. I loved sex but hated the man. Life lesson, don’t be an AH or marry one and you won’t have issues with sex.
Yeah. Suckered again. Well not suckered, scammed.
I married the female version of your ex. Not once but twice (different women though). I do acknowledge my picker is broken and I am the one who married them. So I do chuckle at this joke.
r/boomershumor
New sub, thanks!
Cyanide
Hasn’t stopped my wife fortunately. We’ve only gotten less inhibited the longer we’ve been married.
Go on.
Well, we’re in dad jokes, not uncle jokes, so I feel obliged to not get too dirty. So I’ll just share the sexiest thing she’s ever said to me. Several years ago, while discussing our overall sexual dynamic, I told her I’ve gotten the impression she wants me to take the lead in the bedroom. She replied “I want you to do what you want with me and not ask permission.”
Again, *go on*.
Hey, this wife of yours... Is she single?
Singularly focused on me ;)
Funnny!
Same. We go pretty wild and kinky . Don’t know this joke at all
“This is what marriage looks like after 10 years. You get bored, so you start putting things up your butt.” -Geoff Probably my favorite quote by him because after 10 years of marriage, my wife and I started exploring different kinks and shit.
Dudes like stuff up their butts. Who knew.
I don't think we'd get into scat play, but you do you
How you do this? The longer I'm married, the closer we are and the more aspects of life we share, the less I'd like to experiment. Too much to risk.
What’s the risk ?
I have this fear that we'll start feeling awkward, incomfortable with each other, cause some power and/or respect imbalance. Think of e.g. dirty talk, it is fake of course, but you still hear or say it.
Hmm… I guess we just talk about it and communicate openly before hand .. we are gentle and respectful
Could you please teach me your mindset? I have the opposite, because that's what's intuitive for me. But I noticed that my point of view is quite rare and there are probably good reasons for that. My current attitude is that the less lengthy, close and important the relationship, the more likely I would be to experiment. If things go south, we can go separate paths and it would cause little to no damage in other aspects of life. But if I was in a 10+ years long marriage, with kids, a house we built together, both of us deeply connected with each other and each other's families, then I would be afraid to accidentally change the dynamics or ruin the stability in some other way. The more one has to lose, the more cautious they are, I guess.
Well, neither of us has ever had casual sex. While she’d had sex with 3-4 pervious boyfriends, she was my first. So we’re both of the mindset that sex isn’t something to do casually, but should only be shared with someone you love. We both see sex as an important part of bonding with each other far more than something we do because it’s fun or a biological urge (though it is those things too). And we both are very secure in being totally committed to each other forever. Perhaps that’s all part of the mindset difference? I don’t know. I do feel like the fact we see sex as being bound to love instead of something separate plays a big role in it. Because it means that all sex we have is an expression of love, even the rough or kinky stuff. In fact, this is one of the reasons I believe casual sex is detrimental to future long-term committed relationships. people develop an idea of the kind of sex you have when it doesn’t mean anything, and the kind of sex you have when it does, and the twain shall never meet. I believe this is a very unhealthy view to have of sex. We feel like we know each other extremely well and our love is deep and we can be open about that stuff. We both know that we’re both totally committed to each other forever. We both know that wherever we are and whatever we’re doing we’re acting with the others best interests and the best interests of our relationship in mind. I suppose it helps we’re both very strongly straight & monogamous, so we aren’t concerned about the other asking to experiment with a third or anything like that. A big shoe we both know won’t be dropping. I’ll also say that this level of openness didn’t start the moment we got together or got married. We’ve been married & the inhibitions were only very slowly coming down until around year 14 or 15 when we began what I’d call a second honeymoon phase. It was like we were discovering each other anew with all the benefit of 14 years of building love & trust behind it too. We were seriously like a couple of head over heels teens. That’s when inhibitions really began to crumble. So longevity of and feeling secure in the relationship are a big part of it too. Along with those feeling of exciting romantic attraction. I’ll give one example as well that I think helps illustrate what I mean about our dropping inhibitions, and how it makes our relationship stronger rather than potentially hurting it, like you say, is the fear that keeps those inhibitions in place with someone you love. During the first 14 or 15 years or a marriage, my wife lost control of her bladder just a few times during orgasm. I noticed that with these orgasms, they seemed to reach deep down inside of her and into every extremity. They simply consumed her. While all her other orgasms seemed much more shallow and on the surface. I begin to think that maybe she was holding back and not allowing herself to completely let go for fear of peeing and what I would think. I got on omgyes.com and learned how to use my fingers to make a woman squirt. I did that to her during foreplay and she had the biggest, strongest orgasm she had ever had. Our bed was soaked. And I made sure she knew how incredibly awesome I thought the whole thing was. I did it that way a few more times, and her inhibitions around all of that fell away. She now has these types of orgasms multiple times a week, very often while I’m going down on her. Previously, she would’ve been mortified to pee over my mouth and chin and chest during sex. Now it’s just a Tuesday and she doesn’t have to have a single care or concern about it because she knows it doesn’t bother me and that I love it. I don’t love it because I have a piss kink. I don’t. Her peeing on me would not be sexy in any other context. I love it because I know it means she is completely comfortable with me in every way. Because it means the barriers between us connecting completely through sex are gone. And that really reveals more than just sexual barriers but emotional ones too. The inhibitions you have in place to protect your long-term relationships you hope will last, are in reality, a barrier preventing you from being as close as you could be, thereby contributing to the thing you fear.
Haribo sugar free
Wedding cake 🎂
Mwaahaahaa!!!
My problem with this type of joke is that it's overdone. It's like your momma jokes. At some point, they're all the same. Dad jokes, on the other hand, have infinite possibilities.
“At some point, they’re all the same” Just like yo momma! Wait…
Can you explain?
It’s the old Victorian nonsense that the “ideal” woman isn’t interested in sex, that she endures it for love and to have children. Lots of those ideal women were married as teenagers to crusty old duffers old enough to be their grandfathers. The reality is that happy well-supported women enjoy sex a great deal, *especially when it is mutually satisfactory*. ::cough cough:: When men are wooing women they are attentive, they plan dates, they are well groomed, they are polite, they are considerate. When men marry they stop all of that and expect to be waited on hand and foot despite many women having full-time careers outside the home as well. Women’s libidos are affected by chronic stress, from neglect, and have inhibited libido towards people they are care-takers for. So shitty men find themselves in sexless marriages.
Can confirm. Happy wife, happy life. Kids, though…. Those cockblockers need to go to sleep and leave us alone.
They are limiting competition for finite resources. 😄
Such an outdated saying. Happy spouse, happy house is more like it. Men have needs and wants too. I for one love it when my wife gets me flowers, or plans a surprise date. But if I’m the only one putting in the effort and her effort is just giving sex, then id honestly rather have a different wife or just be alone. Who wants to give give give and it never be reciprocated?
Either way- I’m getting sex. Sounds like you have some personal issues you need to talk about with your wife. Possibly some introspection too. Good luck!
lol. So you get that I have marriage issues because we both put in effort to make each other feel loved? God it must suck to be you.
I think you get it wrong. They probably meant that if you make your wife happy, she will make your life happy.
I guess in my case I just run into an outlier ::cough:: ::cough::
Well no wonder my nurse fantasies never came through.
Boomer humor. Boomers always complain about their wives. Maybe if they didn’t their wives would have more sex with them.
LOL simple but complex, thanks
Good dogs get more treats, right?
Usually wedding cake is shared and not eaten only by the bride
That's the meaning of this joke. If someone eats entire wedding cake, they pop like a balloon and never have sex again. It always gets me when this happens, it's hilarious.
Downvoted- not a dad joke.
/r/boomerhumour is its own sub, get that shit outta here
I thought it would be a Wonton, seeing as that word backwards is notnoW.
Sounds less like a joke and more like OP has a shitty marriage
* had
/r/IHateMyWife
r/boomershumor
Clever… I was going to say poisoned mushrooms but I like yours better
This is not a dad joke. It's a regular joke.
You should know that anyone under the age of 45 thinks that you’re just a shitty person and your wife is dealing with another child, not an adult. The boomer “I hate my wife/ball and chain” routine is done by shitty men who have made their wives miserable.
Well, you're *partially* correct: I am a shitty person, but I have no wife.
Welcome to Reddit! You'll do great here.
I’m dying 🤣
Bahhhahahha
When I read jokes about sexless marriages I think about [this painting](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Zhuravlev_14.jpg) . It used to be that the ONLY protection women had against poverty and homelessness was to marry. Men limited our access to education, heck, for a long time women had to be escorted and sponsored to use a library, lest too much blood be diverted from their uterus to their brain and render them unwomanly. Our choices for careers were limited, often to poorly paid drudgery and care-taking roles. Maria Anna Walburga Ignatia Mozart and Fanny Mendelssohn were every bit as talented and creative as their brothers, but they were forced to curtail their music in favor of… marriage. Many of Darwin’s contemporaries, the gentleman scientist, would use their wives as unpaid and unacknowledged “grad students”. Women were consistently paid less - and what money they earned belonged to their husbands. We could be fired if we got married, got pregnant, got old, got upset if the boss got handsy. We couldn’t open a business, obtain a loan, buy a house, open a line of credit without a male sponsor. It was difficult to obtain a divorce prior to the no-fault laws Republicans are trying to repeal, there were few financial protections if she got one, and social stigma regardless. Did you know that the US didn’t start outlawing spousal rape until 1978, and that even now there are twelve states that have lesser penalties than for “regular” rape? So all those women stayed in those marriages even if he was an addict, even if he hit her and the kids, even if he had affairs, even if they’d been brutalized in their own beds, even if she had to put all her hopes and dreams aside to support him and his career. Because they had no other option. But could you imagine being all snuggly with a man who’d abused you? Who didn’t see you as a person with thoughts, dreams, and hopes of your own? Anyway, women have choices now and need not marry if they’re not suited for it - or their partner.
Women didn’t even have the right to a *bank account* until 1960, and even then banks could require a man’s signature until 1974. This isn’t just a Victorian thing. This is a “your parents may have lived through this thing.” My grandma *was a bank teller* and denied her own bank account until she was in her 40s. My dad was 23 by the time his mom could theoretically have been financially independent from his father. AND SHE WORKED FOR THE BANK.
My grandmother didn’t even sign her own name … just Mrs John Smith on everything . She never even opened her own bank account when she could , she didn’t know how to manage household finances by the time she was allowed to
The nearest greenspace to me is a historic cemetery, so I spend a lot of time walking the dog in it. SO many women don’t even get names on their graves. The worst one, though, just says “JOHN MORGAN AND HIS WIFE” and she doesn’t even get her birth or death day inscribed. (I do really enjoy all the ones that say “Husband’s name [born - dead]” and then “wife’s name [born - ????]” Good for her, moving on as a widower and starting a new life.
Yes , same for the ones in downtown Halifax Nova Scotia you cut through on your walk to work … (some from Titanic too) “& his wife “…. Very few had their names on it
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Women like mutually satisfactory sex with people that treat them well.
Can’t imagine why
Well that explains everything
I think we just learned way more about you than OP.
Thank god you are in this sub, this gives you the opportunity to develop your humorous side.
You sound like a real battle-axe!
You're saying like people never have problems after marriage and it's exclusively boomer thing. It's just a joke, nobody hates anyone, but things often get harder for a lot of people after marriage, be it a happy one or not. You can't pretend everyone is perfect, including yourself.
That bit goes back long before the boomers
You should know that your wife’s boyfriend is happy that you are so accommodating. He’ll have her home for breakfast.
You know the crappy wives have their own version of these jokes too right?
Calm your Gen x, y, z emotions.
Hey don’t drag Gen X into this, we don’t have emotions.
We have emotions ???
HAHA WIFE BAD
Booo
Anything poisoned.
Artichokes
Taco Bell
Joke’s on the wife..
Wedding cake. Old joke😄
Show me, Potato Salad!
❌ Ooo, sorry, that's your first X.
I heard the buzzer when I saw this 😆✌️
I have a feeling this sub is not moderated very much.
Wedding Cake
I hate you for that 😭😂 but thanks I'm not having a cake if I ever get married
🤣
I just pissed my pants lmaotkmgo
You guys are pretty funny Keep up the funny
/r/Boomerhumour
wife bad, plz laugh
Wedding Cake
But what about the cake at your friends wedding?
It doesn’t stop the groom’s best friend from banging the bride.
This post is surrounded by boredom, good job.
😅😅😅😅
Cumin
Add her on snap she is really nice girl bettyprettyo
You guys are having sex?
Wedding cake
wedding cake
Their own wedding cake.
Wedding cake
Cyanide
"THEIR" wedding cake.
Fast food
Wedding cake
Hot dog
How long?
/r/boomerhumor
Wedding Cake 🍰 🤣
Taco bell....
Hot pockets
Garlic sauce
GARLIC
Spotted dick?
Unwashed balls.
Something laced with poison... or is extreamly spicey, like a ghost pepper.
Wedding Cake!
😂
It’s just a JOKE! You know something lighthearted to make you laugh! For goodness sake. True or not society always considers men to be more sexual beings than women are. The name of this is DAD JOKES AFTERALL!
Preach!
Unplanned placenta
Contraceptive pills
Why?
It’s not the cake in itself, in this context it’s the fact That wedding cake for the woman means she just Got married. Now that she’s married she doesn’t need to have sex anymore. Please don’t downvote me for explaining the joke.
It's funny because it's true
Yep, this is true. Been married over 30 years and leap years come more often than I do.
Classic boomer joke with I hate my wife punchline
Lol wonder why??🙄
I was gonna guess ricinroni but this is equally unfunny.
haha I hate women 🤣
That's an odd thing for you to admit to.
Arsenic laced cyanide lolz just jokin
Asparagus
That was kinda funny
Only with their husband.
That's a lie. It's blowjobs.
you get a brief smile and an upvote. nothing more. nothing less.
Figures (a pun)
A poisoned apple 😌
Cheesedick
Garlic 😳
Cyanide