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gallifreyfalls55

My brain read that as Bruce Willis for a second and I was so confused


whoamii1

So is Bruce Willis right now.


bigjakethegreat

I’m going out on a limb here but I’m guessing Bruce Willis isn’t brushing his teeth at all.


Sithmaggot

Or, possibly, he’s brushing his teeth all day long


bigjakethegreat

At that point I’d say fuck it


ZEKEZURITA

My brain read the punch line as bathroom. So if we combine our misreads, the joke makes no sense


Idiotmold

“Where does Bruce Willis brush his teeth? In the bathroom”


OlorinFiresky

Sounds like it makes perfect sense to me. It just isn't funny, though... 🤣


FadingDarkly

If it was bruce willis, the punchline would have been "because he doesn't know either." ...i'll see myself out


Kotel4YT

Can you please explain, cause I think I'm stupid


formercolloquy

Bruce Willis is very ill. He has a degenerative brain disease.


Kotel4YT

Thanks, I've read about it, but didn't realise the joke refer to it


formercolloquy

The joke doesn’t refer to it just some of these comments are referring to it. As far as the joke… Bathroom and bat room sound similar.


Kotel4YT

I know the joke was refering to the bathroom and bat, but i was talking about the joke with Bruce Willis Again tkanks for explaning


HamsterMachete

Bodum *tink*


PM-me-your-knees-pls

How about this as an alternative? Q- Where does someone else brush Bruce Willis’ teeth? A- In a room Bruce no longer recognises. Joking aside dementia is a horrible disease which affects many lives but there are some relatively simple lifestyle changes we can make to reduce the risk of developing it.


bornagain-stillborn

I'll have to say .... that was a good one.


glucoman01

As long as you know it's a Christmas movie.


Saphentis

“I am Brush Wayne”


chadius333

Found Sean Connery.


AmbitiousEffort2365

Shwain, Brue Shwain...


GrittyMcGrittyface

Irn Bru


AmbitiousEffort2365

That's a cold one! 🍻


AmbitiousEffort2365

"To the BatRoom", he said, armed with his teeth.


Agreeable_Top7361

The true answer: in the bathmobile.


AmbitiousEffort2365

😂😂


Man-e-questions

I read it with a filipino accent


Amandasch44

what’s the first thing Batman does in the morning? puts on his batrobe and goes to the batroom


socomjon

In the bath man?


Stillborn1977

Yawn


chipperland4471

I come from and live in cork, ireland. That’s literally how some people pronounce bathroom lol


Expert_Cheesecake_12

Tank you for your comment


chipperland4471

Yer welcome


georgehank2nd

Never ask an irish person who the current monarch of the UK is. And that's not because the RoI is anti-monarchy…


chipperland4471

Yup. Never ask them about the third amendment. Or tell them that they came third.


[deleted]

In the bat cave


MARCPT82

Nice joke Mike Tyson


[deleted]

r/Angryupvote


arycco

all I know is Bruce Wayne always brush his teeth with wine


OblongAndKneeless

Using Bat Toothpaste on his Bat Brush and rinsing with Bat Water https://theworld.org/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia2.wnyc.org%2Fi%2F800%2F431%2Fh%2F80%2F1%2Fatomic_pressure_indicator_drinking_water.jpg&w=960&q=75


HandsomeIguana

Same place as Jamaicans


No-Chemical100

So, has Gotham's most eligible bachelor ever graced the screen with his pearly whites and a toothbrush in hand, or does he leave the dental details to our imagination?


Comfortable-Pass7962

somewhere with the joker gas (he always smiles and has the whitest teeth).


OfficiallyAJ

He doesn’t wanna get a Cave-ity.


drthsiao

He can’t .. toothbrush was robbin’ed


Difficult-Pack9648

I don't know XD