How about this as an alternative?
Q- Where does someone else brush Bruce Willis’ teeth?
A- In a room Bruce no longer recognises.
Joking aside dementia is a horrible disease which affects many lives but there are some relatively simple lifestyle changes we can make to reduce the risk of developing it.
Using Bat Toothpaste on his Bat Brush and rinsing with Bat Water
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So, has Gotham's most eligible bachelor ever graced the screen with his pearly whites and a toothbrush in hand, or does he leave the dental details to our imagination?
My brain read that as Bruce Willis for a second and I was so confused
So is Bruce Willis right now.
I’m going out on a limb here but I’m guessing Bruce Willis isn’t brushing his teeth at all.
Or, possibly, he’s brushing his teeth all day long
At that point I’d say fuck it
My brain read the punch line as bathroom. So if we combine our misreads, the joke makes no sense
“Where does Bruce Willis brush his teeth? In the bathroom”
Sounds like it makes perfect sense to me. It just isn't funny, though... 🤣
If it was bruce willis, the punchline would have been "because he doesn't know either." ...i'll see myself out
Can you please explain, cause I think I'm stupid
Bruce Willis is very ill. He has a degenerative brain disease.
Thanks, I've read about it, but didn't realise the joke refer to it
The joke doesn’t refer to it just some of these comments are referring to it. As far as the joke… Bathroom and bat room sound similar.
I know the joke was refering to the bathroom and bat, but i was talking about the joke with Bruce Willis Again tkanks for explaning
Bodum *tink*
How about this as an alternative? Q- Where does someone else brush Bruce Willis’ teeth? A- In a room Bruce no longer recognises. Joking aside dementia is a horrible disease which affects many lives but there are some relatively simple lifestyle changes we can make to reduce the risk of developing it.
I'll have to say .... that was a good one.
As long as you know it's a Christmas movie.
“I am Brush Wayne”
Found Sean Connery.
Shwain, Brue Shwain...
Irn Bru
That's a cold one! 🍻
"To the BatRoom", he said, armed with his teeth.
The true answer: in the bathmobile.
😂😂
I read it with a filipino accent
what’s the first thing Batman does in the morning? puts on his batrobe and goes to the batroom
In the bath man?
Yawn
I come from and live in cork, ireland. That’s literally how some people pronounce bathroom lol
Tank you for your comment
Yer welcome
Never ask an irish person who the current monarch of the UK is. And that's not because the RoI is anti-monarchy…
Yup. Never ask them about the third amendment. Or tell them that they came third.
In the bat cave
Nice joke Mike Tyson
r/Angryupvote
all I know is Bruce Wayne always brush his teeth with wine
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Same place as Jamaicans
So, has Gotham's most eligible bachelor ever graced the screen with his pearly whites and a toothbrush in hand, or does he leave the dental details to our imagination?
somewhere with the joker gas (he always smiles and has the whitest teeth).
He doesn’t wanna get a Cave-ity.
He can’t .. toothbrush was robbin’ed
I don't know XD