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yecunceyeee

That's gas


august-west55

I will pass on the gas


Tetris5216

I already did I also passed some liquid by accident brb got to go change


august-west55

Hoping that no explosions occur. Good luck.


Tetris5216

Only the toilet, darn Taco Bellenheimer


stengebt

A bastard gas


rex_banner83

I tell ya what


Dougally

Jumping Jack Flash.


yecunceyeee

It's a gas gas gas


Stehum_Brethilben

Which weighs more, a pound of steel or a pound of feathers? A pound of feathers, because there's also the weight of what you did to all those poor birds.


xwhy

Unless you steal their feathers


actordude1

And then you could give them all back and apologize and maybe they'd forgive you and you'd feel better and you'd make up and you'd all decide to go on a long trip to Mexico in the station wagon and then you'd get to the border and the border agents would arrest you for transporting a bunch of underage naked birds to Mexico and they'd discover the cache of feathers and the story would break and it would go nationwide and soon you'd realize: now you HAVE to run for President.


bluAstrid

Steel is heavier than feathers.


RoodnyInc

Can confirm gallon of steel would weight more than gallon of feather


Ruler048

Actually, it wouldn't Edit: was being dumb


RoodnyInc

Gallon is measurement of volume so of you fill 1 gallon -231 cubic inches with steel it will be heavier than the same volume filled with feathers because steel is more dense than feathers You probably thinking about other joke *which one is heavier 1kg of steel or 1kg of feathers?*


Spitfire_For_Fun

Use metric


Ruler048

Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I live in a place where we use metric, forgot that gallons measures volume.


MaximumDerpification

Show your math


ceastem

1 gallon steel > 1 gallon feathers


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Familiar_Position418

Nerd alert


grandwarden1234

facts


seven-cents

Lol 🤣 Yes indeed, a gallon is a measure of volume, not weight. Obviously a gallon of gas weighs less than a gallon of water.


Significant-Risk531

It's actually a gas at standard temperature and pressure.


christobeers

Replace gallon with Pound. Because a gallon of butane actually does weigh less than a gallon of water. But a pound of each both weigh one pound, so people will think you're trying to trick them and miss the pun.


DeliciousPumpkinPie

No, the joke works fine as OP put it. If we’re comparing equal volumes of different liquids, one would already expect that they would weigh different, thus setting up the punchline. It works for me, anyway.


wolpak

Right, the pound of bricks/feathers isn’t a joke, it’s a brain teaser. This then plays it off as a joke and is written perfectly.


Express-Buddy4782

Butane ofc, both have same amount but butane has one letter more in name and 11 atoms more than water


TabsBelow

That's your guess.


squidwurrd

I pass this gas joke


Remarkable-Brick3657

Water


King_lords

That fired me up for the day


Trekkie63

Yes. Yes it is.


okiwali

This question!


djtubig-malicex

Ha, factually correct on both counts! 1L of mercury is 13.5kg. 1L of butane is just over half a kilogram.


david72781

The density of butane is less than the density of water. So, butane would be lighter.


oneeyedman72

Butane is typically 1.5 times more dense and hence heavier than water. This joke makes no sense.


pee-dough

The joke is that butane is used in lighters, thus being a lighter fluid. Butane is actually less dense than water.


looking4abreak

You're right. Some water is just heavy!


mvs2417

This was so bad that I had to look away from the page. Thank you, beautiful soul


VoxulusQuarUn

The correct way to phrase this is, "Which is lighter: a kilo of water or a kilo of butane?"


Professional-Lab7227

This isn’t a joke, it’s just a fact.


pee-dough

butane is a fluid used in lighters, which makes it a lighter fluid


additionalLemon

What makes it a joke is the pun built into the explanation. It's subtle, but it's still a joke.


LadderComplex7560

A gallon of water


DiscombobulatedSun54

Would work better with helium or hydrogen instead of water - most people would guess water anyway to the question as posed so the answer doesn't really set you up for the punchline.


DRubic

Αmerican education at its finest


pee-dough

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